Terrorist Islamic Republic of Pakistan - Oct 4 2012

[RajeshA]

Or the 33 years before that ?

You mean 2 years?

No 33 is correct.

[abhijitm]

If CJ is taking on the Army he is a fool, I doubt it. Power flows in TSP from the gun and guys with best and biggest guns are faujis. That is the behaviour in a nation full of bullies

He stood his ground against mushy. I strongly feel he is planted by cee eye ye. Otherwise I dont see how this peasant get so much courage and power.

[Gagan]

Bositive News finally

Youtube may be opened in 20 days: PTA

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http://dawn.com/2012/11/16/youtube-may-be-opened-in-20-days-pta/

Chairman Pakistan Telecommunications Authority (PTA) Farooq Awan said Thursday that the video sharing website Youtube may be opened in Pakistan within 20 days.

[Gagan]

Even more positive news...
All problems are now solved - inshallah!

Graffiti, hate literature banned

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http://dawn.com/2012/11/16/graffiti-hate-literature-banned/

The Sindh government on Thursday imposed a ban on wall-chalking, hate literature and speeches against religious personalities in the province in line with Muharram security arrangements a few days after it imposed a ban on rallies and public meetings, excluding mourning processions.

Expect eternal piss this muharram in the land of the pure

[Suppiah]

Mourning processions are allowed...so the usual culling of wild animals by wilder animals can carry on

[Mihaylo]

Even more positive news...
All problems are now solved - inshallah!

Graffiti, hate literature banned

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http://dawn.com/2012/11/16/graffiti-hate-literature-banned/

The Sindh government on Thursday imposed a ban on wall-chalking, hate literature and speeches against religious personalities in the province in line with Muharram security arrangements a few days after it imposed a ban on rallies and public meetings, excluding mourning processions.

Wall chalking eh! Wonder if this is a brick wall. A sort of communal buttwani wall. Pee and tap..no need to look around for small brick pieces. Its an idea...

-M

[abhijitm]

Two wheelers are now banned in Krachi due to bum scare. I thought pakis love to blast donkeys!

[abhijitm]

I have doubts. Mullas please to clarify.

I've heard pakis are so pious they circumcise their camel and also perform butwani on it's behalf! ij it true?

How ayeshas do their butwani?

Satisfactory answer will win 'special' butwani by kayani.

[Lalmohan]

Two wheelers are now banned in Krachi due to bum scare. I thought pakis love to blast donkeys!

no saar, they only love to blow donkeys

[Gagan]

From TFT:

This has been a season of retribution and looks set to continue. We hear one of the judges who hanged ZAB got Rs 3 crore from the late unlamented Tyrant Terry Thomas for his decision. This money, a huge amount in the late 70s, was remitted to the judge's daughter in London who lived there with her husband. She and hubby have since divorced. Hubby now says he wants to tell all and clear his conscience. Wait for it!

[Prem]

Bositive News finally

Youtube may be opened in 20 days: PTA
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Chairman Pakistan Telecommunications Authority (PTA) Farooq Awan said Thursday that the video sharing website Youtube may be opened in Pakistan within 20 days after it is Ismalically renamed .

YouPube!! Here is the divine connection:-
33+33=66
3+3=6
_________
TTL 72

[Prem]

http://www.nation.com.pk/pakistan-news- ... k-railways
Let Laloo Prasad run Pak Railways

ISLAMABAD – An MNA surprised his colleagues on Friday by suggesting that the country's railways should be handed over to former Indian railway minister Laloo Prasad Yadav if the government was unable to tackle the state-run entity's numerous problems.Muttahida Qaumi Movement lawmaker Sajid Ahmed made the suggestion in the National Assembly while parliamentary secretary for railways Noman Islam Sheikh was answering questions about the performance of the railways. Yadav is widely credited for guiding the turnaround of the Indian Railways. Pakistan railways has been plagued by several problems over the past few years, including the lack of locomotives, shortage of spare parts and fuel and the cancellation of dozens of trains due to lack of financial resources.Noman Sheikh said new locomotives would have to be purchased for reviving the railways and making it a profitable organisation. He said the railways ministry had floated a tender for purchasing 69 new locomotives

[wig]

Pak court stops renaming of rotary after Bhagat Singh - Lahore HC scuttles Punjab govt move to rename Shadman Chowk

http://www.tribuneindia.com/2012/20121117/world.htm#6

Zahid Butt, who filed the petition on behalf of Tehrik Hurmat-e-Rasool, alleged that Indian spy agency RAW had funded the Bhagat Singh Foundation to raise the issue of renaming Shadman Chowk after Bhagat Singh.

He claimed the foundation had lobbied with the Dilkash Lahore committee, which had endorsed the move to rename the roundabout after Bhagat Singh. Senior JuD leader Amir Hamza is the head of the Tehrik Hurmat-e-Rasool. Hamza had earlier said his organisation would not allow places in Lahore to be renamed after Hindus, Sikhs or Christians. “Pakistan is a Muslim country and such ideas cannot be appreciated,” he had said.

[chetak]

http://www.nation.com.pk/pakistan-news- ... k-railways
Let Laloo Prasad run Pak Railways

ISLAMABAD – An MNA surprised his colleagues on Friday by suggesting that the country's railways should be handed over to former Indian railway minister Laloo Prasad Yadav if the government was unable to tackle the state-run entity's numerous problems.Muttahida Qaumi Movement lawmaker Sajid Ahmed made the suggestion in the National Assembly while parliamentary secretary for railways Noman Islam Sheikh was answering questions about the performance of the railways. Yadav is widely credited for guiding the turnaround of the Indian Railways. Pakistan railways has been plagued by several problems over the past few years, including the lack of locomotives, shortage of spare parts and fuel and the cancellation of dozens of trains due to lack of financial resources.Noman Sheikh said new locomotives would have to be purchased for reviving the railways and making it a profitable organisation. He said the railways ministry had floated a tender for purchasing 69 new locomotives

This is an idea to be encouraged.

Get rid of the luloo once and for all.

[Gagan]

Pakistan’s war games in full swing, BSF steps up vigil

JAISALMER: Pakistan's military exercise 'Azam-e-Nav 4' is at its peak in which 10,000 soldiers are participating. The exercise started in October first week.

Border Security Force, meanwhile, has stepped up the vigilance after Pakistan army's war exercise began, some 20-30 km from the international border adjoining Jaisalmer-Bikaner. The movement of vehicles of Pakistan army has increased along the border.

According to sources, the Pak army is running trials of Al-Khalid tanks, which have been assembled with the help of China. These tanks use Chinese engines while the spare parts are sourced from Spain.

Right approach. Right headline
When pak FAUJ exercises, no need to mobilize anything more than the BSF.
The BSF is enough to handle the Pak Fauj at the borders

[Gagan]

The only reason laloo could run Indian Railways was because of the immense resourcefulness and dedication of the GMs of the various railways divisions, and the immense resourses and management skills at the disposal of the office of the Railways Minister of India.

Pakistan is a poor and tattered country and with a poor and tattered government, and their railways is an even further neglected organization.
Even if they were to put in bill gates / steve jobs (PBUH) / Narayan Murthi / TATA/ Birla to the job, nothing will come off it.
What the pakis need is MONEY to be put into their railway and the rule of law.

These idiots don't have the basic rule of law, everyone is an effing Ghazi son of Arabia, and dirt poor to boot. How do they expect thing to change hain ji?
These guys don't want to do the basic hard work of reforming their jihadi state and they come up with half baked solutions - shows that they have NO intention to improve.
The rest is all bakwaas, including headlines such as making Laloo their railway minister.

[SSridhar]

Lahore chowk renaming halted

The Lahore High Court on Friday barred authorities from going ahead with renaming a roundabout in the city after freedom fighter Bhagat Singh, days after an official committee endorsed the plan.

According to a PTI report from Lahore, the petitioner alleged that the Bhagat Singh Foundation — one of the organisations advocating the renaming of the roundabout after the revolutionary who was hanged there — was funded by Indian spy agency RAW.

The Tehrik Hurmat e Rasool is headed by Amir Hamza, a leader of the Jamat ‘ud’ Da’wah (JuD), which has been objecting to the move ever since the District Coordination Officer announced the decision to revert to Fawara/Shadman Chowk’s old name, Bhagat Singh Chowk, on his 105th birth anniversary on September 29.

They also staged demonstrations in Lahore on Thursday and eye-witnesses said one of the photographs on a JuD banner suggested that renaming the roundabout after Bhagat Singh amounted to an attack on ‘Nazaria-e-Pakistan’ (ideology of Pakistan).

Not for nothing has the Lahore High Court earned the awesome tag, jihadi-pasand.

[Gagan]

Sridhar-ji
I never had a doubt in my mind that one way or the other, the chowk will not be named after Bhagat Singh ji.
The Pakistanis have several fall backs which they can use.
The ulema let it go through knowing full well that there was another hurdle - the court of law(lessness) of the Islamic Republic of (na)Pakistan for the decision to go through.

Back in the day, when massa and the west were actively ignoring the jihadi pakiness, these people would be blunt and openly say that no non muslim's name can be used in naming streets / structures in their land.
But times are sensitive, and some higher authority must have decided to used the court of law(lessness) to do the needful.

BRFites may notice that DDM and VDM don't as yet question rulings of the courts as a rule and even pakistani courts' bullshit rulings are not questioned.

[Sagar G]

India should be more accommodating: Musharraf

Seeking a new start to relations, former Pakistani president Pervez Musharraf on Saturday said, between India and Pakistan, India had to be the one more accommodative because it was the bigger country, as a packed house at the HT Leadership Summit 2012 listened in rapt attention.

Musharraf was delivering the keynote address, "Uniting South Asia: The Way Forward."

No stranger to statesmanship, Musharraf harped on both countries displaying the right niyat, or intention, a word he uttered 11 times, and better leadership.

"Compromise should come from the bigger party. India should have a big heart because it is the bigger country. When the smaller party makes the compromise, it can have negative connotations," he said, suggesting that the latter scenario could be misconstrued as the "bigger party" dominating the other.

"It's doable," he said, talking of resolving Indo-Pak disputes, adding, "There are three essential pre-requisites."

One, a "sincere niyat", he said again. Two, he called for downsizing the roles of bureaucrats and intelligence agencies, since they "find it difficult to break from the past". And three, all of this required a "leadership function".

Musharraf also cautioned India on extremism, saying: "In India, one feels extremism among Muslim youth may be on the rise. Action would be required to neutralise it."

Television journalist Karan Thapar, who chaired the session, introduced Musharraf as, among other epithets, a former dictator. To this, the former Pakistani military chief who took over his country's presidency in a bloodless military coup in 1999 said: "I wasn't a dictator. Just because you wear a certain dress doesn't make you one.

Dictatorship is a state of mind. I don't agree I was a dictator…let's agree to disagree."

He said India-Pakistan relations took the biggest hits whenever both the nations' intelligence agencies got into confrontation and, according to him, sponsored proxy wars. "This lead to a total breakdown of trust and, may I say, we became enemies."

He alleged that because India was in the eastern camp during the Cold War era, its external intelligence agency R&AW and KGB created problems in Balochistan. "But that is a thing of the past. It should not be repeated. That can lead to confrontation again."

In a new prescription for the two countries that have fought three wars, Musharraf said: "A step-wise progress doesn't work because I may want a different step."
Musharraf called Siachen a "minor issue". "We had identified solutions for both Siachen, it's just about fixing a line, and Sir Creek issue".

Both India and Pakistan have disputed territorial claims in Siachen in Kashmir, and Sir Creek, a water strip off India's Gujarat coast.

The former president, who now alternates between residing in London and Dubai and lives off international paid-for speaking engagements , said Afghanistan could face two scenarios when US troops pull out in 2014. "Either Afghanistan goes back to 1989, when the Soviets left and warlords began fighting, or it goes back to 1996, when the Taliban came. If the US leaves a minimum force, then the situation should be maintainable."
He rejected the view among many that Pakistani intelligence knew al-Qaeda leader Osama bin-Laden was in hiding in Pakistan. "There was no complicity. I am 500% sure. There was negligence." So, was Pakistan's intelligence sleeping, Thapar asked. "Even CIA could not see 9/11 happening. Were they sleeping? You should allow the ISI to sleep once (in a while)," Musharraf replied in his wry humour.

[JE Menon]

500% sure of negligence

[krishnan]

the 500% guy

he sure has something for 500%...google for general pervez musharraf 500%

[Comer]

Pakiness on display

http://dawn.com/2012/11/16/banned-at-ho ... od-moment/

“Demi Moore and Bruce Willis’ daughter gave us multi-million dollars worth of publicity by default. We plan to go to the United States and make a queue to hug both the daughter and the mother,” Sabih ur Rehman, special assistant to the chief executive, joked with Reuters.

Typical Paki bombast followed by denial by the concerned party.

The Pakistani brewery said it has reached an agreement with the Czech Republic’s Zatec Brewery initially to produce at least 5,000 cases, each containing 24 bottles of Murree Beer, annually from next year. That amount will double in 2015, Rehman said.
However, the managing director of Zatec Brewery, Martin Kec, said he knew nothing of this arrangement and his firm had only produced a very small amount of Murree Beer in the past.

And as usual, bite the hand that feeds you.

But company officials are hopeful, particularly for the US market. “Americans will drink anything. They are like fish,” Rehman said.

[Aditya_V]

Bositive News finally

Youtube may be opened in 20 days: PTA

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Chairman Pakistan Telecommunications Authority (PTA) Farooq Awan said Thursday that the video sharing website Youtube may be opened in Pakistan within 20 days.

Why abduls needs to watch semi p***. otherwise I see no reason why Pakis need access.

[SSridhar]

Bangladeshi & Malaysian PMs not to attend D-8 summit in Pakistan

[SSridhar]

Why do coups happen - Op Ed in DT

A succinct litany of woes since Independence and how Pakistan frittered away everything. The author concludes as follows:

What does this imply? It implies that the institution that has the guns can take over the government whenever it wills. No special provocation is needed, nor is any prediction possible. It is held in check only by its own willing acceptance of the competent authority placed above it. I believe this is something that President Zardari, with his sharply honed political instincts, understands. So does General Kayani.

[SSridhar]

Polio Fighters in Pakistan Fight Against Myth and Reality - Washington Post

Why, some mothers wondered, were the vaccination teams coming back once a month, instead of every three months like they used to? Were the repeated doses of the red drops meant to induce sterility in Muslims?

The polio fighters looked crest-fallen. They thought this dangerous myth was dead in Lahore — a sprawling city with an estimated 1.5 million young children that logged just one polio case a year ago and none since.

“This is really alarming,” the district’s chief health officer, Muhammad Saeed Akhtar Ghumman, said in his office later when a UNICEF staffer reported the women’s concerns to him.

Troubling, too, was the confirmation of the polio virus in 16 of 28 sewage samples taken so far this year in Lahore, a marked increase over 2011. And three successive positive samples — in July, August and September — have raised worries about the virus’s “silent circulation,” as World Health Organization officials call it.

“We take it very seriously if there is even one positive sample,” said Ni’ma Abid, a WHO senior medical officer. “It means you have polio in the community.”

While refusals have been dropping nationwide, rumors abound that the drops contain religiously proscribed (“non-halal”) ingredients or are part of a Western plot to spread infertility and limit Muslim population growth.

[Gagan]

KSA has to screen all the pakistani Hajis for false polio vaccination certificates.
These guys will go to KSA, shit all over the place, do butwani in the holy desert sand - and spread the polio virus.

Not acceptable kyon ji?

[AbhiJ]

1971 War - Official TSPA Version

By May near normalcy had been restored, thanks to the fast reaction, dedication and cool courage of our soldiers, sailors and airmen operating in a hostile

Benis Maal.

[Nandu]

Dr Aafia Siddiqui’s husband breaks his silence after six years 
http://www.thenews.com.pk/TodaysPrintDe ... =2/18/2009
"A violent and hysterical woman."

[anupmisra]

1971 War - Official TSPA Version

By May near normalcy had been restored, thanks to the fast reaction, dedication and cool courage of our soldiers, sailors and airmen operating in a hostile

From the above (its all about the cunning yindoos):

On 21 November, Eid day, when our fatigued soldiers had been operating in the most hostile environment for almost ten months, including a month of fasting the Indian army felt emboldened

Divisions attacked our brigade positions; brigades attacked our battalion, company and platoon positions

When most of our defensive positions, rooted to the ground, could not be overrun, Indian forces after suffering heavy casualties resorted to outflanking moves.

For the Pakistani soldiers this was their finest hour

Here's their finest hour (in the grand paki tradition; may there be many more as long as allah does not insha):

Finest Hour Circa 1971
Finest hour 1999

[arun]

Dr Aafia Siddiqui’s husband breaks his silence after six years 
http://www.thenews.com.pk/TodaysPrintDe ... =2/18/2009
"A violent and hysterical woman."

What’s the context for posting a February 2009 article in November 2012?

[joygoswami]

Benis Maal.
Jamaadar-Ud-Daawat To Develop Mobile Phone Apps and Mobile Games

It envisages making “educational, informative and philanthropic kind of games that will infuse positive thoughts such as helping others in need, emergency situations, Islamic ethics and learning of the Holy Quran and Sunnah,” according to Abdul Rehman from JuD’s information technology and social media department.

The digital project, ambitiously, will also try to provide an alternative to the “damage that has been done by violent games that most gaming giants have made throughout these years, by incepting [sic] all the wrong ideas and concepts.”

“Our vision behind these games would be to make the player a better human being, Muslim and a person who is equipped with the art of helping others with real-time information and practice in these games,”

[arun]

Daily Mail reports that the UK Government will play down the involvement of Pakistani origin men of the Mohammadden faith in paedophilic activity targeting Non-Mohammadden children.

Is this the UK’s version of Amaan Ki Asha?:

Sex gangs report 'will play down threat of Pakistani men targeting white girls'

[Anujan]

From TFT:

This has been a season of retribution and looks set to continue. We hear one of the judges who hanged ZAB got Rs 3 crore from the late unlamented Tyrant Terry Thomas for his decision. This money, a huge amount in the late 70s, was remitted to the judge's daughter in London who lived there with her husband. She and hubby have since divorced. Hubby now says he wants to tell all and clear his conscience. Wait for it!

For people who dont understand TFT lingo. Here is english comedian terry thomas. Which dead Pakistani resembles him?

[SSridhar]

People of Pakistan want nothing but peace, love & brotherly and sisterly relationship with India: Nitish Kumar

Back from a seven-day visit during which he shared Bihar’s “growth story”, Mr. Kumar said: “The people of Pakistan are full of sadbhavana towards Indian people. Wherever we went, the message of sadbhavana was hailed. The yatra was an experience-sharing exercise. Sadbhavana was the main thrust of all our talks. The common people want peace and brotherhood between the two countries.”

“The people of Pakistan gave me and my delegation a lot of respect. We got the opportunity to interact with the democratic political powers there. All have one wish in their hearts: the relations between India and Pakistan should improve, peace should prevail and people should continue to travel across the border,” he added.

[Rudradev]

TFT has been likening Ayub Khan to Terry Thomas for years.



Though in the context of the man who paid off the judge who hanged ZAB... it's likely a reference to Zia Ul Haq.

[pentaiah]

Ayub khan
You beat me rudradev ji

[pgbhat]

Slightly dated ... not sure if it was posted.
My Book, 'Stranger To History', Was Used To Defend My Father's Killer ---- Aatish Taseer

No man controls what other men make of his words. But there are few experiences that make one feel more powerless than to see one's writing actively distorted. A few months after my father's trial began, I saw a YouTube video of such a scene.

A large man, with a ferocious beard hennaed red, stood before a congregation of other bearded men. He held up a copy of my book and read from it in tortured English: "To me, that was the most interesting aspect of the letter: my father, who drank Scotch every evening, never fasted or prayed, even ate pork, and once said, 'It was only when I was in jail and all they gave me to read was the Koran -- and I read it back to front several times -- that I realized there was nothing in it for me,' was offended as a Muslim by what I had written."

[arun]

TFT has been likening Ayub Khan to Terry Thomas for years.

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Though in the context of the man who paid off the judge who hanged ZAB... it's likely a reference to Zia Ul Haq.

The second part of your comment appears to be more accurate, visual similarity between Terry Thomas and Ayub Khan notwithstanding.

See below extract from a Chapter titled “General Zia ul-Haq The Redefinition of a Country” from the book “Pakistan's Drift into Extremism: Allah, the Army and America's War on Terror” by Hassan Abbas.:

He was a hardworking officer, and though no early brilliance shone through him and despite the fact that he resembled a stuffed-out version of the British comic Terry Thomas, he never played the fool, nor was he taken to be one.

Weblink here:

Google Books

[Charlie]

Do not ROFL.... after Water Car land of the purers bring us this.

Pakistan Energy Crisis and Genius Solution 100,000MW Electricity from ICE!



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