Bharat Rakshak

The link to the last edishun which lasted 10 mahina:

Nov 2010-Aug 2011 edition

In the name of the All Mightifull on Holy Fridin, Holy Feast, hiyar is a 12 step life cycle in the life of Benis mujs and maulaners:

1. It all starts over a game of kirkit…




2. On being caught LBW, the bat-mullah was clearly not amused. Said the bat-mullah,

"Thij is my Bakistan and I am the king,
How dare you get me out with your dual-side swing?! "





3. After thij, the umpirullahs are angry and order lathi-charge on the blayers..





4. ..and get in sniffer dawgie to eliminate the raa agints





5...…leading to big takleef among grinning mullah Dukan-bina-samaan who remarks

“Aoa ...Did you now of the rejent lathi charge ..aoa..our dukan is safe outside the maidaan.. hee hee hee hee."





6.. Next din, mujahids and maulans assemble to find all pani-pani..





7...Finally, al-brave mujahid Boseuddin decides to peep inside tamboo…




8...And he announces

“AoA..Oye ji, all ij well, Lal ij well”





9...Aoa, Boseuddin says, “Taim to celebrate many gola...



10..."…and to stock some herps for doing phast."





11. Phinally, in the name of the powerful, all get their Rooh Afza





12....But then came in Jasoos Jamwaluddin and said

“This is the beginning of the end of vacuuming the tent
As there are still many a Raa agint"

Bhat is the secret of Umpire Hussain, third uncle of Naseer Hussain's 20 year stint with Overseas Paki Team, Londonistan Lafange bin Lordi ?



A. Blue Sapphire/Blue Topaz as seen above
B. Ability to do unglee
C. ???
D. ???

Blij to answer.

Wah Wah Khullam Khulla ji wah wah

By the way , who was the RAA agint who put tala to the previous dhaaga and threw the chaabi away?

nassir hussains father is Indian

Not Indian but from the independent Kazagham of Tamil Nadoo. Nasser was born in Madras, Tamil Nadoo onlee, if no believe pooch Zaid Zaman Hamid (PBUH)

Laluddin is losing the plaat.

Altaf Hussain's father's naam is Naseer Hussain who was born in United Provinces of Agra and Awadh.

Nasser Hussain's father Jawad was born Madras Province.

Both provinces had been leased by Queer-e-Azam MA Jinnah to India, but due to Yindutvadi Yahudi Yanki Patel-Nehru-Gandhi (PnG) treachery, they are lost. By law of six degrees of lost cousins, Altaf Hussain born 1953, is the third uncle of Nasser Hussain born, 1968

Laludin of course is shliiping down and has forgotten Standard VII History text-book. Beware all ishtudents especially Dilbulla, you may become Dheel-bulla.

AoA

braf lalmullah hash too b scent too daktar lyy choos klinik for treetmant.
safferring from xs kushpoos.
baging mahdi for sum botunt herps.

i went to find the hakim, but i found a red coated lady calling herself madama lun choos
i received herbs and therapy
i feel soooooo much more relaxed now
thank phor rekaamandashun!

Dekho I found another downhill ski!






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^^^^
bery bery releevde braf lalmullah.
braf well beans is our koncern.
alz well.
tensun bree now just blushed inner bakistaniyat.

afkurse, i asked for ijlamic relief with very happy ending

Mooch nahi to pooch nahi.



Bakley-Davidson

LaWhore hole sellers.

Some bankey business

OT but . . . . .

Kufr SeeEyeA khoon dekho programm in Abuttbad to phind next AL-Qaed-e-Azam

To Cheena Bakistan fliendsheep:

jamwaluddin, that bicchar is a cee eye yay plant, iph it waj asli, then suar would be on taap

I hiyar that Zulfi Bhutto has tweeted from Jannath that the bicchar has made aansu of Khushi come out his eyes. Too see a citizen of Nyooklear power Bakistan eat grass while being shafted by a mongoloid chinese birather is exactly what he had in mind for his great abomi(nation)

Djinnah had tweeted something on similar lines in 1971

eye am suar that zulfi-al-table-thumpi had many aansu's cumming out his eyes when bhisiting older chini birather's red den in beijing

Diyar Lalumullah Al pubic hairy,

Aj ju hab been in trance seberal times trabelling back & forth from DJannat, plij to enlighten how baakistan's four-fathers enjvay Gubo in dajannat.
Doej Zulfi ujes Vajelin while Al Nixon & Cheena Biladels pay vijits? I hiyar in kufr Peearef Phyzzics dhaaga Jannat is 400% Vacuum aand henje No Frikction in Motion? Ij it kuffar conjipiracy aginst Vajeline?

suar ij a rebresentation of a baki and a baki does gubo and eye ask joo bhat ij the suar doing ?
lalmullah , at times joo take too many herps which affects joor thaat bracess and madarsaa logic

AoA

Offsbring oph that holy union haj peen *****

eet eej zigzactly laike shower scene in "american history x"

Crescent-Posht

Pleej to Crescent-Posht ebbery posht to aather BENIS aljo and bices-birtue!

AoA

I proffersize that after 72 post rajins will come!

subhanallah ab pura par-liya-ment(al) gila-nahi na rahega

Rainwater enters Parliament House in Islamabad

i wandar iph HRK bhill do bhet shalwar schene?

diyaar Maulaners & peechy bottoms

aj hum sab jaano baakistan ij seeing exblosive growth at thij waqt kyunki poori duniya ekhonomy ij going towards baakistan. Kufrs trying to contain baaki Benis growth making khatnaa into do-do Benis.
Eye urge faar Jeehard to make Benis sticky dhaga eberywhere.

Mashaallah that din ij naat door bhen Benis bill be stickying out fraam ebery nook & korner. AoA

eet eej bhen do-do benis is schticking into ebhery nook and karner that ju habh to warry!

Dilbullah's doosri yand teesri coujin enjwaying khaana fraam taalel than mountain fliends

G*ndu Kammundu test drives main pattle tankee Osama pin Khalid, aj TFTA mards look admiringly.



Core Commander, Rundwas Bin Dalla Corps, test driving Mahdi Zaid Hamid on porder.

Thats one big jhapad on the face of the pakistan govt

Bhy do you find it phunny?

eye soch why bakistan ij naat having bleasant GUBO with the amriki client? then the baki whore told me that amrika ij pankrubt and hence useless ... whores want onlee money and freebies and make up stuff like solahs ... now there ij a new kid on the plock who haj got some money put haj short mijjiles... the GUBO won't pe much bleasuraple aj the short mijjile won't reach the debths required for obtimum ****** put joo know , money ij the first briority...

maybe they can add rolls of renminbi to the mijjile to increase penetrative depth?
now that wood be a bunker-buster!?!
(oh yej, and some depleted or otherwise uranium in the war head)

Diyar Aditor Janab,
Eye bring bojitibe tidings

Wazeer-e-alla maulana gropi ali has deklared in front of duniya

all eez well not wail in karachi



peeroof:
baki mards playing extreme form oph "Kuri da gheron"


chachajan having post meal walk with khalajan



biraders practicing civil safty fire drill



Salam

This eez NSN