Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv Newj

RCase · Post by **RCase** » 29 Oct 2015 19:53

They say dreams are made during childhood, and it looks like Fakhr-e-Alam is all set to fulfil his childhood dreams. Stepping into new territory, Fakhr is ready to take the yoke and fly high.

It all started at a young age when Fakhr would accompany his father to the 23rd March Parades held at the Rawalpindi Race Course grounds.

It ij naat for nothing that Bakis are TFTA, hainji!

member_22733 · Post by **member_22733** » 29 Oct 2015 23:12

Well I hope the kind people at New York be informed that a Sunni Male is on his way on a plane, with no immediate plans to land, and with no significant flying experience.

member_29089 · Post by **member_29089** » 30 Oct 2015 20:56

Bai Log,

The real fckur can not fcku. Among the madrassa boys the rumors are rife that Immy "Khan" ij suffring prom
EDS

Imran Khan Erectile non-Funktion

vishvak · Post by **vishvak** » 31 Oct 2015 00:03

RCase wrote:Uber set to launch operations in Pakistan

AoA! In Bakistan, now you can hail a car bum via your mopile fone and get jour 72 hooris. Should this service be called UboomBUR?

A lot of times communications is switched off in Bakistan. So there. Problem solved baki style.

member_22733 · Post by **member_22733** » 05 Nov 2015 06:18

Well.... tribune has asked a very fundamental philosophical question:

Do you like to Explode like a Karachite? Or do you like to drive a car that explodes like a LaWhorian?

Plizz to take (a)part and bring some clojjure:

http://tribune.com.pk/story/983730/quiz ... -a-lahori/

RCase · Post by **RCase** » 08 Nov 2015 06:50

^^^
Oph kourse LaWhore! Plj see the bichhar phor cloos.

One LaWhore can have phour Krachis, by the pook.
LaWhore can 'beat' Krachi to make IT obey (again by the pook).
LaWhore needs no purqa. Krachi requires purqa.
LaWhore is more TFTA than Krachi.
LaWhore can go to jannah but not Krachi.

member_27991 · Post by **member_27991** » 15 Nov 2015 18:43

Barfies
Just had a small propojhal for everyone.
We can spell the abdul/dulli names as Devaj, Milas, Ahseya etc..
As we shouldn't spoil the purity of Arabic names by spelling them against the norm in English
What say?
Yours
Ludba

member_27991 · Post by **member_27991** » 15 Nov 2015 18:54

How about nanda, ffarahsum etc. These are classic begum names if written in the pure language

RCase · Post by **RCase** » 16 Nov 2015 09:02

http://tribune.com.pk/story/990886/laho ... isneyland/
Al Bakistan to get its own shariah compliant ~~Disneyland~~ Chinese theme park in LaWhore.
So now, Al-Mickey will be sporting a long flowing peard and wearing shalwar kameez. To show off his piety, Mickey will also have a skull cap and a spot on his forehead in a mark of braying 5 times daily and making suar that hij forehead bangs the ground. Mini Bibi will ophcourse be wearing a shuttlecock burqa. There will be no music and dance. Prayer calls will be made 5 times a day and all rides will be stopped.

Some of the attractions (with the renamed versions for localization):

1. Tomorrow Land - 'Jannat'
2. Frontier Land - 'Strategic Depth'
3. Magic Kingdom - 'Forefather Kingdom'
4. Discovery Land - FATA/Waziristan
5. Treasure Cove - Katori
6. Star Wars Land - AQK Land
7. Port Discovery - Port MBQ
8. Mermaid Lagoon - Lake Attabad
9. Lost River Delta - Dariya-e-Sindh
10. Hollywood Land - Lollywood Land
12. A Bug's Land - ISI HQ
13. Condor Flats - Baharia Township
14. Critter Country - GHQ
15. Fantasy Land - ZH Land
16. Toy Story Playland - Hatf Land
17. Adventure Land - Al Bakistan (of course!)

Lalmohan · Post by **Lalmohan** » 16 Nov 2015 15:08

wah wah!
now for the great disney characters a la paquistanaise...

Nick_S · Post by **Nick_S** » 16 Nov 2015 16:22

But birather RCase, where ej Goatland?

RCase · Post by **RCase** » 16 Nov 2015 21:11

Nick_S wrote:But birather RCase, where ej Goatland?

~~Alice in Wonderland~~ Khusboo in Goatland!

BajKhedawal · Post by **BajKhedawal** » 17 Nov 2015 02:42

Don't forget

Brincess Kendostix
Rakkit Mard
Brincess Ayesa aur seven Microcephalic Munnas
Rapunzelchacha

Lalmohan · Post by **Lalmohan** » 17 Nov 2015 20:09

my my rapunzel chacha what a big beard ju habh!!?!?!??!

shiv · Post by **shiv** » 22 Nov 2015 20:41

It's just not Cricket

RCase · Post by **RCase** » 22 Nov 2015 21:20

^^^
Nah! It is just large hearted Bakistani youthias giving small hearted yindoos a gift for Diwali.

Manny · Post by **Manny** » 23 Nov 2015 05:31

RCase · Post by **RCase** » 23 Nov 2015 07:20

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9-hbb8VYvoc

Pleaj to get geo-graphia lesson from Luchaman and Yindia's army strength and locations. Lots and lots of fun facts... In case ju did naat know about corps, commands and aircrafts of Yindia. Lots of neu additions to the PRF list of gems.

Lalmohan · Post by **Lalmohan** » 23 Nov 2015 16:07

eye habh a pooch... iph daesh-chacha ij wearing pamperschuddis underbeneath shalwar-e-kambat, then shoold our brabhe mujahids aljo bhear such maadern items aaf k-loathing?

Lilo · Post by **Lilo** » 23 Nov 2015 16:43

^
Suarly SUARCO haj to deploy its pindigenous takniqi Space Diaper kits for the e'strategic protection of Pindi bottoms from the rampant ISIS cammandoos.

Just to add a vajeline bottle to apove SUARCO space diaper kit & mujahids are ready phar theiyar pack ops.

Lalmohan · Post by **Lalmohan** » 23 Nov 2015 19:18

Black back ops as the four fathers call it

Prem · Post by **Prem** » 30 Nov 2015 06:48

Mushia, Roos izz emerging power. Bakistan kan blay Peace role Bween Roosi and Toorki. Baccha Baap
Ko Bole ga. Looli Langrri "Jamuriat"of Bakistan Zaara Dekh Ke chalo, agge Bhi Nahi Peeche bhi, Sajje Bhi Nahi, Khabbe Bhi.. . Nizam Mey Tabdili Chahiye

Gagan · Post by **Gagan** » 01 Dec 2015 00:31

Bismillah,
Butt bhaat ij Lal Mullah doing heiyar hain ji?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QwDEnCPRENY

Gagan · Post by **Gagan** » 01 Dec 2015 00:34

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6W0z7J16xaA

Lalmohan · Post by **Lalmohan** » 01 Dec 2015 12:46

gaganullah, iph eet waj lalmullah then there bhuld be lal-pagRi no ji?

butt bhat eye want to know ij, how ij pete-al-townsendi getting into this street fighter khel?

Prem · Post by **Prem** » 02 Dec 2015 02:25

If You want to Laugh, Look at Paki Daugh. Vazeer E aazam is Munafiq. First 5 Minutes enough to digest heavy Pizza.

Prem · Post by **Prem** » 02 Dec 2015 02:30

Midget Khan's Ustad At 42 . Bakistan is Ronadhonakhilonastan.

Prem · Post by **Prem** » 03 Dec 2015 03:04

Nawaz Bashing Meshhing, Kashing,. This time ganja will be assassinated by Muchar Sharref.
Indians believe on their PM but Pakistani not?? Because Pakistanis are cheater: Dehotti showed helplessness claiming he has no Bower.

member_28705 · Post by **member_28705** » 10 Dec 2015 03:49

Spaat the Raa agint

partha · Post by **partha** » 18 Dec 2015 14:25

eye suno Moody is building Bullet Train in Yindia.

bah! once again Yindia is copying from Bakistan. we have had it for so long and so many. here ij just one of them -

BAKISTAN BULLET RAIN

SRoy · Post by **SRoy** » 19 Dec 2015 20:00

Biraders enjoy this

https://www.facebook.com/oyeteri.co/vid ... 3/?theater

rsingh · Post by **rsingh** » 19 Dec 2015 20:26

SRoy wrote:Biraders enjoy this

https://www.facebook.com/oyeteri.co/vid ... 3/?theater

The guy being interviewed is silent. very cruel onlee.

partha · Post by **partha** » 21 Dec 2015 12:49

AoA! Bakistan Super League ij here.

Logos of all teams except Krachi's look like a warhead from a failed mijjile launch falling into Arapian sea
Krachi team logo though looks like bum blast

shiv · Post by **shiv** » 23 Dec 2015 20:17

milano · Post by **milano** » 27 Dec 2015 23:01

the bad times just keep rolling for Pakistani travellers. Disneyland is out of bounds for some, and now a young Romeo is merely trying to impress a hotel concierge, and ends up in Rikers. My heavens. http://tribune.com.pk/story/1016978/pak ... e-as-bomb/

habal · Post by **habal** » 28 Dec 2015 19:19

civilized discussion between 2 pakistani batting legends.
mashallah

gandharva · Post by **gandharva** » 29 Dec 2015 03:02

Holy Shit : People mine Gold from Stinky drainage sewers in Pakistan
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=61f_1451 ... EAVt9wP.99

wig · Post by **wig** » 31 Dec 2015 16:21

http://www.dawn.com/news/1229783/trade- ... an-economy

no kamment
eggcerpts

Trade relations with India will not harm Pakistan’s economy, says former Pakistani High Commissioner to India Aziz Ahmed Khan.

To emphasise his argument, Khan said trade with another neighbour, China, had not brought any negative impact to our economy.

He was addressing a round-table talk on Pakistan and India relations jointly organised by the Pakistan Study Centre and Pakistan National Forum here on Wednesday.

Mr Khan said interference in the affairs of each other should be avoided by both India and Pakistan.

He said Indian business tycoon Rattan Tata had secretly visited Pakistan in 2005 and offered to invest $5billion but it could not be materialized.

and

In 1989 India was ready to withdraw its forces from Siachen but developments in the region harmed the process.

Gagan · Post by **Gagan** » 01 Jan 2016 03:52

Bhy bhy are people vijiting Pakistan to invest pillions hain ji?

The danger is that vijiting Pakistan will leave the stink oph pakistan on you, and place you on a no phly list.

Gagan · Post by **Gagan** » 01 Jan 2016 03:54

wig wrote: Indian business tycoon Rattan Tata had secretly visited Pakistan in 2005 and offered to invest $5billion but it could not be materialized.

Everyone ij vijiting Pakistan and donating lots of stuff there. I am also wanting to donate many pillions every morning when I vijit Pakistan.