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Darn! After living in SE Asia for so long I thought by now I would able to tell apart kathoeys and bancis and the like. :((

Anyway, here goes another: PLA Inception team deep inside the 3rd level of Vivek Ahuja's dreams.
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Der shoes? Are they regular pla issued?
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one of them is a sport shoe...probably football shoes
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http://www.break.com/index/chinese-sold ... -fail.html

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One more interesting video. Chinese are very poor at tossing grenades. Hope , their missile launching skill is also the same. :lol:
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When you see a chinese with a camera , be careful of paki pindi chana explosion.
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Very interesting pisko going on here. I guess they like being perceived as taller than the tallest mountain, so others have to bend down when taking photos to make them look tall even when they're actually not :D
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Anand K wrote:Anyway, here goes another: PLA Inception team deep inside the 3rd level of Vivek Ahuja's dreams.
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Aha! I knew it! I knew I couldn't have just opened my eyes and decided to say "All hail Chairman Mao!" for no reason! Now I know the PLA is after this. :rotfl:
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^^Looks like they have been ordered to sleep or to pretend to sleep.
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Suddenly I now understand the meaning of round bottom flask and Kipps apparatus which I learned by rote, now I visualize
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After faking Reebok , chinese begin to fly.

Caption time :

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Why this chinaman posing like woman ?
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Cheeni Iron-man diving deeper
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What does a cheeni jarnail with a pool and a car do ?
He takes his car for a swim in the pool .
Dekho here :

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Chinese Batman coming out of his secret facility in china style

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New Chinese President coming to attend his first commie meeting in Bond style :

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Confucius say :

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When without money, act like rich man;
When with money, act like poor man.

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When without money, wife becomes secretary;
When have money, secretary becomes wife.

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When without money, wish to get married;
When have money, wish to get divorced.
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When without money, eat wild vege at home;
When have money, eat same wild vege in fine restaurant. :| :) :D :mrgreen: :lol: :rotfl:
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If the haircut is successful , the wong can join the army or else he is liberated. Hence, the name , Peoples Liberation Army. :mrgreen:
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Confucius also said,

"Man who go to bed with Sex ploblem,wake up with sorution in hand"!
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My heart goes out to the pilots who will be taking off from the Varyag . They might end up swimming in their plane instead of flying. :rotfl:
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Sixth Gen PLA Bus to ferry troops :rotfl:

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Wen & Hu stole ma tires :(( , now how will Wengcang go to headquarter :evil: :twisted:

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This thread is better than Military Humour thread.
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In the police state of China , even the police car is not secure unless ...
dekho here :P

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Don wrote:Maldives, Sri Lanka, Pakistan, Bangladesh and other South Asian countries continues to show their allegiance to China (even Nepal and Bhutan are now following). They know who is richer and stronger military by far.

http://www.spacedaily.com/reports/India ... t_999.html

http://www.china-defense-mashup.com/mal ... e-aid.html
Maldives-China military agreement to provide $3.2 million free aid

2012-12-17 — Maldives National Defence Force (MNDF) has revealed that the military agreement signed between Maldives and China would yield USD3.2 million in free aid.

In relation to the Defence Minister Mohamed Nazim’s official visit to China, MNDF said that the Chinese government has agreed to provide a marine ambulance to the Maldives.

Nazim who had visited China on an invitation from the Chinese Defence Minister and the State Counsel General Liang Guan Li, returned back to the Maldives on Sunday night.

In addition to signing the military agreement Defense Minister Nazim met with the Chinese Central Military Commission vice-Chairman General, Xu Qiliang, officials from the Chinese National Defence University, Military Medical University and the Shanghai Institute for International Studies on seeking scholarship opportunities, according to MNDF.

MNDF further said that Nazim’s visit would strengthen defense and military cooperation between the two nations.
Bangladesh new MBT 2000

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Chinmayanand wrote:
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tlying to follow the falting lessons of his gleat gleat glandpa But he chooses to falt thlu his nose...creative indeed ...
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Even all the musical instruments given to them to keep awake are also of no use. When Tao comes , Mao takes leave. :twisted:
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When it comes to sleeping , Chinese are very creative.
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China is not the fire-breathing dragon it makes out to be, nor is it the next super power . It just is a cute dog in tiger skin. Dekho below...

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A china man suffering from foot in mouth disease.

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This is how a 50-cent chinese cyber warrior looks like.

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China already has a skewed sex ratio. Even after that , Chinese gals marrying Avatars instead of chinese men doesn't make sense.
Marry two , get one free ? :eek: Where is the third avatar ?
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It's time we export some tractors to China.
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I was wondering about the secret of this acrobatic romance till i saw this ,

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The gleat leap folwald in lulal sanitation ...

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The second coming of Mao in woo-hoo style ,

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