China: Positive Military News

shiv · Post by **shiv** » 16 Dec 2012 07:52

Increasing prosperity in China

krisna · Post by **krisna** » 16 Dec 2012 08:42

admire the synchronicity.

krisna · Post by **krisna** » 16 Dec 2012 08:43

chinese rakit mard

krisna · Post by **krisna** » 16 Dec 2012 08:45

mushy fondling panda.

look at panda scratching his head.

member_22539 · Post by **member_22539** » 16 Dec 2012 08:55

^^

. I bet this is how every drone expects to be treated on this thread, like a baby. GOD I LOVE THIS THREAD

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rajanb · Post by **rajanb** » 16 Dec 2012 10:42

shiv wrote:Haraaaaaaam! Not for Pakis

Piskologically, you are ensuring that the porkis watch this.

Now with their much vaunted mijjiles they will illegally enter China to replace their goats with chini ayeshas strutting their stuff.

shiv · Post by **shiv** » 16 Dec 2012 11:09

rajanb wrote:
shiv wrote:Haraaaaaaam! Not for Pakis
Piskologically, you are ensuring that the porkis watch this.

Now with their much vaunted mijjiles they will illegally enter China to replace their goats with chini ayeshas strutting their stuff.

Pakis will not be able to resist looking at all the uncovered meat of pork eaters. Hafiz Saeed will quickly have to have one more of his sons killed to marry the son's widow and assuage his lust.

DavidD · Post by **DavidD** » 17 Dec 2012 00:29

lmao, this thread is hilarious!

Chinmayanand · Post by **Chinmayanand** » 17 Dec 2012 00:36

Even a paki can do better

Chinmayanand · Post by **Chinmayanand** » 17 Dec 2012 00:39

“Top 10 Chinese Navy jokes”

10) The Chinese Navy doesn’t have to win battles to be a leading Naval power. They just have to flood the oceans with millions of little Chinese Navy ships, or rubber dinghys.

9) The Chinese People’s Liberation Army has a Navy. That’s right, China has a PLAN.

It’s amazing what the Chinese Navy can accomplish with all those millions of slave laborers.

7) China’s Navy doesn’t have to be better than America’s to be a threat to Taiwan … but it wouldn’t hurt.

6) The Chinese Navy has outsourced its shipbuilding tasks to local toy factories, since they are so cheap, durable, high quality and safe.

5) Chinese Fire Drills in the Chinese Navy are called Taiwanese Fire Drills. They’re smaller, more efficient, and any victims of the fire are denounced as Taiwanese traitors.

4) How many tons of Won-Ton soup can be carried aboard a Chinese Aircraft Carrier?

3) The U.S. isn’t scared by China’s Navy. After all, the U.S. paid for China’s Navy with all the US Dollars bought by China.

2) China’s Army is honored in Chinese Food by General Tsao’s Chicken. Will China’s Navy by similarly honored with something like Admiral Wu’s Shrimp?

… and the #1 Chinese Navy joke is:

1) China will rule the seas not by innovation or imitation, but by cheap manufactured exports.

Chinmayanand · Post by **Chinmayanand** » 17 Dec 2012 00:42

Chinmayanand · Post by **Chinmayanand** » 17 Dec 2012 00:56

chinese navy personnel practising air defence against anti-ship missiles ...

Karan M · Post by **Karan M** » 17 Dec 2012 01:25

Chinese posturing about their propaganda pics and how stlong their militaly is, is like this:

krisna · Post by **krisna** » 17 Dec 2012 04:56

chinese raakit mard trainee.

Chinmayanand · Post by **Chinmayanand** » 17 Dec 2012 16:57

Chinese Fake Military Drill ..... China is all about fake ,be it goods,services,military drill, propaganda... can't even perform a real drill worthy of broadcast ...

Chinmayanand · Post by **Chinmayanand** » 17 Dec 2012 17:04

Chinese submarine available for 120 usd / month

BUT the money can be well spent on the chinese airforce pilot instead ...

Chinmayanand · Post by **Chinmayanand** » 17 Dec 2012 17:15

Chinese Air Force pilots practicing different maneuvers in their stealth jets

member_22539 · Post by **member_22539** » 17 Dec 2012 20:38

^^^Keep it coming

Chinmayanand · Post by **Chinmayanand** » 17 Dec 2012 21:26

Cheeni soldier showing to his taller than mountain fliend how big he can take & the deepel than ocean paki fliend wishing him luck.. .

Cheenis seem to be getting the sweeter than honey effects of their paki companionship ...

Chinmayanand · Post by **Chinmayanand** » 17 Dec 2012 21:32

Mao Xinyu , the gleat glandson of Mao reading the Led Book and then ....

tlying to follow the falting lessons of his gleat gleat glandpa But he chooses to falt thlu his nose...creative indeed ...

Chinmayanand · Post by **Chinmayanand** » 17 Dec 2012 21:33

Cheenis seem to have some lunning nose...

RamaY · Post by **RamaY** » 17 Dec 2012 21:35

Chinmayanand wrote:Chinese Air Force pilots practicing different maneuvers in their stealth jets

Looks like our chinese blothels are the new nazis in the making. The new juices are tibetans...

Chinmayanand · Post by **Chinmayanand** » 17 Dec 2012 21:42

Mao's Grandson's senselessly babbles for 2 minutes during interview

Now , we know why the chinese trolls can't talk sense . Now , they can't possess more sense than the gleat glandson ...

shiv · Post by **shiv** » 17 Dec 2012 22:15

Chinmayanand wrote:
Mao's Grandson's senselessly babbles for 2 minutes during interview

Gosh he is slim isn't he? A model.

Chinmayanand · Post by **Chinmayanand** » 17 Dec 2012 22:43

A must watch , i specially like the background music ,'' Hu let the dogs out'' .

Sagar G · Post by **Sagar G** » 17 Dec 2012 22:54

Which kind of teachers taught Mao's grandson formal, private or informal ???

vina · Post by **vina** » 18 Dec 2012 14:35

shiv wrote:Gosh he is slim isn't he? A model.

Hush! He is the divinely ordained "Son of heavens" , and the youngest General in the PLA (shiver in your dhotis you Indian Army soldiers), a Major General and with a Doctorate ,no less.

Just listen to the erudition and wisdom in his speech and feel exalted while at the same time acknowledging your own diminution!

PS: Seriously, between the descendents of the Mao dynasty and the Kim dynasty in N. Korea, I can't decide which of two are more repulsive and creepy.

Chinmayanand · Post by **Chinmayanand** » 18 Dec 2012 15:31

Here is the chinese way of tossing grenades. Don't laugh your a$$ off /

Singha · Post by **Singha** » 18 Dec 2012 15:52

the instructor was a good man though, saved the recruits backside from the grenade blast.

he must have a lot of practice sharpening his skills dealing with such recruits

Chinmayanand · Post by **Chinmayanand** » 18 Dec 2012 16:30

China has one more thing in common with pakistan , english .

Hope , the englishman who taught english to chinese does not commit harakiri ,

Chinmayanand · Post by **Chinmayanand** » 18 Dec 2012 17:04

Chinese inspired by Jai-Veeru paaji ...

Chinmayanand · Post by **Chinmayanand** » 18 Dec 2012 17:18

Chinese Air Force pilot goes beserk

Check that out ... chinese derive more pleasure from fake than original available in China

hnair · Post by **hnair** » 19 Dec 2012 04:08

Chinmayanand wrote: Chinese inspired by Jai-Veeru paaji ...

epic comment in the video : "Doesnt matter how much firepower or how angry a chinese soldier is, they are still a small and cute people

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Comer · Post by **Comer** » 19 Dec 2012 11:31

Chinmayanand wrote:
Chinese inspired by Jai-Veeru paaji ...

Chinese war on laundry looks fearsome.

vina · Post by **vina** » 19 Dec 2012 11:53

Ah.. Tarrel Than Mountain Blothels disable main battle tanks with their bale hands, totar the engine, open the hatch and kirr the clew.

And me poor Yindoo is shivering in my dhotis at such bravery, that is more at place in WWF!

nash · Post by **nash** » 19 Dec 2012 12:05

I think they are inspired by sunny pa ji in Border, but certainly,like sunny pa ji they don't have dhai kilo ka haath

D Roy · Post by **D Roy** » 19 Dec 2012 13:16

No wonder they are hell bent on getting bollywood movies shot in China.
The PLA has decided this is one business segment too lucrative to pass up. They'll provide everything, 7.62 mm blanks that bring down targets that are beyond sniper range, remote controlled tanks with fake concierge crews. Hell they'll even throw in the pillion rider from sholay.

shiv · Post by **shiv** » 19 Dec 2012 20:03

D Roy wrote:No wonder they are hell bent on getting bollywood movies shot in China.
The PLA has decided this is one business segment too lucrative to pass up. They'll provide everything, 7.62 mm blanks that bring down targets that are beyond sniper range, remote controlled tanks with fake concierge crews. Hell they'll even throw in the pillion rider from sholay.

noooo. Not bring down. Flags and pics stand up as they shoot!

Anand K · Post by **Anand K** » 19 Dec 2012 20:11

Bhoonk Sundari's elder sister Brute Sundari...... all ready and waiting for Lalbrof al Gym ul MILF-i Millet-Maar.

rajanb · Post by **rajanb** » 19 Dec 2012 21:26

^^^^^^

That is a chinese male with long hair.