Bharat Rakshak

The Octopus has come in true this time....

Lets hope we win this match.. all we need is one gritty partnership.

This is too funny

http://www.espncricinfo.com/south-africa-v-india-2010/engine/current/match/463148.html



Someone should advise Harbajan to see off the Steyn spell and then India should try and score. His backing away and playing does not seem the write way to go.

there is a chance Kallis might end up with more 100s than Mr Australia.

^^^^
Kallis will easily go past Mr Australia. already on level currently. also average better than Mr Integrity.
he is the nearest competitor to gawd by a long margin(12 centuries at present). has age on his side compared to gawd.
(but does look older to gawd)

Oh my SRT!!
wow! only gawd can play like this at 94 rest are mere mortals

kallis is about 3 yrs younger than SRT...and 12 centuries behind....I think SRT will be playing longer than him just to prove a point - maybe to the age of 45 or so just retire from ODIs too to preserve his health...kinda like a VVS-MKI

Both Kallis and Tendular are 37 years old.

Kallis is 35 years old.

http://www.espncricinfo.com/south-afric ... 45789.html

What a session of test cricket! Great bowling from Steyn & Co. equally good reply from SRT. Good attacking cameo from Bhaji once the new ball lost its sheen. This is very good stuff.

see below!!

great show bhajji. with gawd around even you play with superhuman effort.



alz well TI will lose only

Meanwhile end of an era-
No more jumbo on field.
Kumble pulls out of IPL auction
Is he the only living cricketer to have a circle named after him-- Anil kumble circle in bengaluru. any one else. not even gawd

gawd falls.
felled by morkel.
TI will lose onlee.,

Dilbullah, a few hazaar virgins await you (after a 100 years, one hopes and prays).

Where are the whiners? I thought SRT scored the century only for himself, eh? C'mon out and play!

Pranthan is on fire!

Parry

and thrust!

We made sure that SA have to start all over again. Lead by one run ,

364 all out

What a day of cricket. I suppose this one innings lays to rest the notion that sachin only plays for himself. I'd rank this among his most grittiest right along with the one in australia where he totally cut off the punch in the offside and grafted to score a ton. Loved every moment of it.

With the amount of crap boucher and others were dishing out to sreeshanth, they have the temerity to come out and cry about abuse and sledging. Bloody arselochs. I hope this fires up sreesanth and he breathes fire when he comes out to bowl and the entire slip cordon gets into the act while bowling. Pretty much shows where they lie on the 'we play hard cricket' balderdash. bullies and nothing more than that who talk big but cant take somebody who stands up to them.

Pranthan should be let loose with controlled emotions. Dhoni should support him openly.
pranthan received hostile reception by SA. MSD should take note of this.

What a match... 3 days almost gone and still its on the wire.

A lead of 2 is still a point that is made: we bested you. Lets hope we get a couple of quick wickets now.

I hope all the sledging results in a quick 4 or 5 wickets. Am, for the first time, betting on a few falling double quick.

If this turns out otherwise, it's back to anti-jinxing. hahaha.

Prasad: super observations.

Yeah god killed the demi-god and stole the show. But still could not manage a 300+. He just got what VVS could have added assuming the rest of the tail played the same supporting role.

Now the onus is put on the bowlers to do the job, so god can take the limelight. par for course.

sachin scored the hundred in the 1st innings where India scored 364. it has no value.

Marten mullah let's hope pranthan does the trick again. Pranthan my boy, real mallus don't give up. കൊല്ലടാ ആ നായിന്റെ മക്കളെ. (Kill those SOBs)

We need to get some reverse jinx going... and some wickets tumbling

Bolo ek awaz se,

We will lose onlee

India will lose onlee

We will lose onlee

And 1000 lactating goats to Dilbullah for predicting the century. Pitchforks are firmly locked in the cupboard now.For the moment

SA 52/2
Smith and nightwatchman Harris both lbw to Turbanator
... stumps

we will loose onlee

Bhajji is going to be the key bowler if we have to dismiss SA for a low score

a good spell tomorrow morning and we would be that much closer to the kill. most crucial first hour of the series.

we will lose onlee !!

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the ashes series is like an old man and a schoolboy pretender fighting with toothpicks. !

we need to keep SA under 250, else chasing will get more challenging. On a side note I am happy this test match will produce result. Now I hope its in our favor.

Pranthan lost out today. He could've had Smith a couple of times if the ball had done his bidding. *grin
I like the new-look Pranthan. A few more inches all around and a large mustache and we'll have our own Merv Hughes.

Bhajji is indeed the key. The pitch is now playing low -- a good sign for us. If it starts playing a little slower as well, we have a decent chance. SRT has done his job of bringing us on par. On this ground, we have earlier scored 411 and still lost. What matters is how soon the fockers are given a goodbye, and whether VVS will have his opportunity to shine in the 4th innings. We cannot chase a total above 250 on this ground. So Bhajji better spin them out for less than 200.

We want followers of all ilks to join together in this prayer session. Loosen your langots and pray with us (to your individual Gods).

The real battle begins tomorrow. Hope Pranthan can injure another one of springboks.. and get them restricted to not more than 250.

What do you say Octopusuddin?

I have a feeling Ishant is going to come to the party tomorrow. But then again what do I know. I am just a gawd worshipper.

The praablem is one god (or the only one as per the rabid monos on this thread ) has already fired and is too tired considering his age. His firing again to complete the 300+ runs for the match is << 50% chance only now. So it will fall on the shoulders of VVS again I think to rescue a win. A few other sleeping gods are in some stupor and sehwag has a shoulder problem.

All you monos, start with deep breathing tachniques of hatha yoga on a flying carpet and pray to Rama's brother onlee for a win. Do not dilute by praying to the only god for win.

^^^^
without gawd's permission even blade of grass will not move.
gawd's wish may be granted.
gawd has a role to play also with ball after his display with the bat.

Gawd may not bowl cause he need to do the gawdly things again. btw, did anyone watch the way gambhir got out? That was so silly of him, that too he is one of the best player of spin. Must have suddenly got some GR Vishy thoughts.

Steyn will definitely try to harass again gawd as in first innings, VVS seems like a player who would need to be set in a situation that things are pathetic, and he must play to win or save the match. Perhaps he raises to gawd level no matter the need of the hour, but plainly make runs merrily.

And RD, I don't need to say.. if he hits his usual 40s, I am happy. Pujara is doing the same mistake as Raina chap did. They need to know test matches have a lot of capability that needs to be achieved by staying at the crease.

Time to swap bhajji and RD to bat ahead.

SaiK, sometimes I wonder if you are Chinese converted to Yindustani.

^^ could be an experimental AI software as well.

OT: heh, that is indeed a possibility. The emphasis being on artificial, naturally. j/k SaiK.

We had this AI bot at our board. It would arbitrarily question users and would invoke the ban scripts if it thought they were also AI. Good fun playing around with it until it banned two of the senior-most mods. After that, the games were wrapped up and a no-ban list was created. No more psych games.

Here's another for my fave bot: Is Saik (pronounced as) == psych?

On certain bored meetings, I have experienced firangies use my name like "Sai and I" [sounding cyanide]. BTW, if you find a better yindoo then me, then he/she/it must be a chipanda! .

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PS: sometimes LISP (slipping) bugs happen in my neural networks.