Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv Newj

anupmisra · Post by **anupmisra** » 04 Aug 2012 20:47

I tell joo, thij ij a kanjpirajy against our gloriouj nashun. Bhen our fair and loverly atheletj run againsht kaley atheletj, injallah, bhee should bin. Bhy not? Dekho for jourshelf:

Then the kufr noojpaperj say thij bad bad thingj about our momeen atheletj: Pajistan’j Liaqat Ali ij out

Bhat do they mean? hain? Are they shaying thij becaaj ali said thij:

“I like Gay’s

This ij a kanjpirajy against our gloriouj nashun.

kenop · Post by **kenop** » 05 Aug 2012 07:18

Joo know I baj talking to a motorham who lookz at all Bhindian daramaz on TV. She did naat know about the grate prograss mayd by abar injunior. The kaffir baniaz are jilous and naat gibing nyooj.
But I soch that thiz ij tempo-rehri and bhen all quom runz on aab-kar they bill think bhy be did naat hab good rilashun with thiz people. They bill naat try to kurupt abar motohams and yuth. The yuth bhill be busy doing many other intrusting thingz and naat look their tv.
In any caze ghazwa-e-hind is niyar now bith thij grate prograss.
AoA

shaardula · Post by **shaardula** » 05 Aug 2012 07:29

lard have mercy. this ij picture half way through the race. rakit mard phyrred after the tape and ran farther than the rest.

also, jinnie-us, has found a replacement for gasoline. are other jinnie-us's working on vasoline?

BajKhedawal · Post by **BajKhedawal** » 05 Aug 2012 07:53

^^^ the olympigs tashveer.

I am souching our TFTA khelbaj is chaseing lalmohan's lycra-eshwars, and all the kufar khelbaj's are bhagoing phor their sovirginity.

Kanishka · Post by **Kanishka** » 05 Aug 2012 07:57

Birathers, Eye pring grave tidings.
The reajon Bakikatan is naat perfirming bell in Londanistan alimpics ij peecos all the perfirmance enhancing drugs bee hape been ujing ij
made phrom China and ar ujeless. The Cheenese hape phooled us again!

partha · Post by **partha** » 05 Aug 2012 08:19

bhy ij 'long march' naat a competishun in olympics? if marathon can be why not 'long march'?

Sriman · Post by **Sriman** » 05 Aug 2012 08:43

Biraders, bhy for you all get garam collar ke neeche about this competishun? The real deal eej in the sardi olumpicks, downhill ski baby

hulaku · Post by **hulaku** » 05 Aug 2012 13:56

She-near, Jew-near and nanha beachy pottoms, bliss to explan bhy motrh-mama has pulb in her mooh. Is this pijli from the muhs of the bious just like paani wali gaddi ? hain jee

kenop · Post by **kenop** » 05 Aug 2012 18:16

This iz naat a motorham, but a mashine phar making djinn-energy bulbz. Joo know it iz jarooi to juse the eggjisting grid utla-structure aj quom haz inbested so much alrady. Aljo thiz bill kafuje the kaffirs about abar sicrit tekonology. These mashines make bulbz eggzactly like kaffr bulbz. no dipherenze in lookz just lyke the sleepercellz.
Naat to kafuje bith the baccum bulbz that kauje eggplosonz.

kenop · Post by **kenop** » 05 Aug 2012 18:20

Todin iz the anual annibarsay aph thiz dhaga. It estarted eggzaktly one saal ago.
Badhai to all mjuahidz

kish · Post by **kish** » 05 Aug 2012 19:36

hulaku wrote:She-near, Jew-near and nanha beachy pottoms, bliss to explan bhy motrh-mama has pulb in her mooh. Is this pijli from the muhs of the bious just like paani wali gaddi ? hain jee

Deer hulakullah,

Baki mujahids blow bums in kafir lands. Baki motrh-mama blow bulps to motivate mujahids for holi war.

So, both baki mards and motrh-mamas are good at blow jowbs.

Prem · Post by **Prem** » 06 Aug 2012 09:42

Shitate yand Non Shitate Shtate oph Thing in Poaqshitmalia

partha · Post by **partha** » 06 Aug 2012 12:01

Regarding water car, I think it is about time Yindoos and Joos stopped making fun of Bakistanis. Just because that guy is a quack does not mean there are only quacks in Bakistan. There are some real hard working scientists in institutions of excellence like NUST, Pakistan Engineering Council, Khan Research La.. oh never mind.

Narad · Post by **Narad** » 06 Aug 2012 18:05

More nautanki: Agha Waqar urf 'Water-Momeen' accepts Physics teacher's challenge to run car on water

Professor Ranomal Malani, brother of PPP MNA Dr Mahesh Malani, challenged Engineer Agha Waqar on Monday to run his car on water and get Rs5 million in return. Waqar, accepting the challenge, promised to run all his cars solely on water.
Holding a press conference at the Media Centre in Mathi, Malani handed a cheque worth Rs5 million to the press club administration and said that the cheque will remain with them for 15 more days.

Calling the ‘water car’ a fraud, Malani claimed that Waqar had fooled Federal Minister Khursheed Shah and the media representatives. He added that he was holding the press conference to save the ruling Pakistan Peoples Party (PPP) from falling victim to a fraud.
Waqar, talking to Express News, asked Malani to tell him his car model and the number of cars, adding that he will prepare the car kits accordingly. “You will permanently run your car on it. It won’t be a test demonstration.”

Waqar added that he does not want to be “bribed” with the prize money and said that Malani should distribute that money among the poor.

Malani, in reply, gave Waqar 10 days to prepare the kits and run his car on water. He also expressed delight over not having to hand the prize money.

“He had hidden a Hydrogen cylinder in his demonstration on TV. He fooled everyone. I know it because I teach Physics. This is impossible,” alleged Malani. But Waqar claimed that he will run the car solely on distilled water and will not add fuel or anything else to it.

Waqar had earlier claimed that he can run a 1,000CC vehicle till 40 kilometres with one litre of water by attaching a small water kit in the car that separates hydrogen from water and supplies it to the engine.

anupmisra · Post by **anupmisra** » 06 Aug 2012 20:18

Narad wrote:More nautanki: Agha Waqar urf 'Water-Momeen' accepts Physics teacher's challenge to run car on water

Professor Ranomal Malani, brother of PPP MNA Dr Mahesh Malani, challenged Engineer Agha Waqar on Monday to run his car on water and get Rs5 million in return. Waqar, accepting the challenge, promised to run all his cars solely on water/quote]

Bhaaatt!!??

A Hindoo haj fibe million rupeej and carj, and bhee, the momeen did not know? How dear he? He shud be kufrnapped and hij kufrnapperj shud demand fibteen millionj fram hij famalee for hij safe return.

kenop · Post by **kenop** » 06 Aug 2012 20:48

I soch that aab-kar-Momeen haz been taken phar a ryde by the kompanee making the kit. He bill be prubed wraang.
It waj aktually a konjpirajy to take attenshun abay phrom the bious dutiz in the holy month

kish · Post by **kish** » 08 Aug 2012 00:03

Deer maul'anus,
I habe a serious pooch. Yindia laaunched its chandamama mission chandrayaan-1 in oct'2008. eet had a moon empact prope (MIP) bith yindian flag

on it.

whe bios mussalmans habe to depend on moon sightings to dechide on Ramzan. But, yindoos habe corrupted the holi crejent with yindoo flag.

bhat do believers do in dis grave situation?

Do whe habe to destroy moon op yindian influence? or Do whe habe to demand compensation from yindia?

partha · Post by **partha** » 08 Aug 2012 00:12

kish wrote:Deer maul'anus,
I habe a serious pooch. Yindia laaunched its chandamama mission chandrayaan-1 in oct'2008. eet had a moon empact prope (MIP) bith yindian flag on it.

whe bios mussalmans habe to depend on moon sightings to dechide on Ramzan. But, yindoos habe corrupted the holi crejent with yindoo flag.

bhat do believers do in dis grave situation?

Do whe habe to destroy moon op yindian influence? or Do whe habe to demand compensation from yindia?

the solution ij bhery simple. start a rumor that yindoo moon mission waj fake and everything waj done in a bollywood studio with karan johar directing it. spread the rumor till everyone believes in it.

Kanishka · Post by **Kanishka** » 08 Aug 2012 03:40

partha wrote:
kish wrote:Deer maul'anus,
I habe a serious pooch. Yindia laaunched its chandamama mission chandrayaan-1 in oct'2008. eet had a moon empact prope (MIP) bith yindian flag on it.

whe bios mussalmans habe to depend on moon sightings to dechide on Ramzan. But, yindoos habe corrupted the holi crejent with yindoo flag.

bhat do believers do in dis grave situation?

Do whe habe to destroy moon op yindian influence? or Do whe habe to demand compensation from yindia?
the solution ij bhery simple. start a rumor that yindoo moon mission waj fake and everything waj done in a bollywood studio with karan johar directing it. spread the rumor till everyone believes in it.

Diyar phellow moojahids!
Bliss to think out oph the box.
The moon peelongs to Arrah and therephor to bakistan. Bee must kollect jaziya (moon tax) phrom ebhery natshion in the burld.

Prem · Post by **Prem** » 08 Aug 2012 03:55

Koophaar haaz blanted the phlag on bowth Moon and Moonies oph Paqqie beeple.

Barri Naa Enssaffee hai!! Bowth Shplit kar diyya!!

Narad · Post by **Narad** » 08 Aug 2012 14:04

Ghazis and gentle-mards, bliss to eggsplain bhy phor this maulana traaing to wear saaree.

vishvak · Post by **vishvak** » 08 Aug 2012 14:31

Djinns! all but one of the six American flags on the Moon are still standing up.

The only problem is that they aren't American flags anymore.

They are all white.
..
For forty-odd years, the flags have been exposed to the full fury of the Moon's environment – alternating 14 days of searing sunlight and 100° C heat with 14 days of numbing-cold -150° C darkness. But even more damaging is the intense ultraviolet (UV) radiation from the pure unfiltered sunlight on the cloth (modal) from which the Apollo flags were made. Even on Earth, the colors of a cloth flag flown in bright sunlight for many years will eventually fade and need to be replaced. So it is likely that these symbols of American achievement have been rendered blank, bleached white by the UV radiation of unfiltered sunlight on the lunar surface. Some of them may even have begun to physically disintegrate under the intense flux.

Djinns hab done dis. More djinns will paint all dis with pure colors. Wi, the purest of the pure amongst bakistan landed on moon. AoA.

Kanishka · Post by **Kanishka** » 08 Aug 2012 15:19

Narad wrote:Ghazis and gentle-mards, bliss to eggsplain bhy phor this maulana traaing to wear saaree.

The maulana ij dressing up phor nite taime aktibity. Most oph Baki Maulanas are gay.

Salam.

joygoswami · Post by **joygoswami** » 09 Aug 2012 02:23

Here ijj a pee-yore Red Bladded Baki Na-Maard.

partha · Post by **partha** » 09 Aug 2012 02:33

vishvak wrote:Djinns! all but one of the six American flags on the Moon are still standing up.
The only problem is that they aren't American flags anymore.

They are all white.
..
For forty-odd years, the flags have been exposed to the full fury of the Moon's environment – alternating 14 days of searing sunlight and 100° C heat with 14 days of numbing-cold -150° C darkness. But even more damaging is the intense ultraviolet (UV) radiation from the pure unfiltered sunlight on the cloth (modal) from which the Apollo flags were made. Even on Earth, the colors of a cloth flag flown in bright sunlight for many years will eventually fade and need to be replaced. So it is likely that these symbols of American achievement have been rendered blank, bleached white by the UV radiation of unfiltered sunlight on the lunar surface. Some of them may even have begun to physically disintegrate under the intense flux.
Djinns hab done dis. More djinns will paint all dis with pure colors. Wi, the purest of the pure amongst bakistan landed on moon. AoA.

naaah.. it ij actually kufrs surrendering the moon to us by planting white flags

RCase · Post by **RCase** » 09 Aug 2012 04:29

Bakistan's Owl-e-mpick Berformance

Abdul ij dia-go-nijing Bakistan's standing amongst the cum-it-e of nashuns ...

It's a shame countries like North Korea, Trinidad and Tobago, Grenada, Algeria, Qatar, Moldova and even Ethiopia all have medals and we with our population of over 200 million cannot even field more than 35 athletes. Just what is stopping us from participating in sports like Canoeing, Skiing (we've got worlds highest 32 peaks out of 36), shooting (we are brandishing guns all the time and yet can't shoot?), wrestling and may other sports that we could have easily participated. Is there no one in the country at higher up who thinks Olympics is sort of a gauge to judge a country a nation where they stand on the comity of nations? Out of 206 countries, we stand LAST.

Canoeing - Misfortunately, 9 of our champions were killed by Yindia and one of them kidnapped and held hostage in Mumbai.
(Downhill) Skiing - It was hard to decide who will represent the awam. We habe the highest peaks, butt biratherly mulk of Cheen ij always tarrel than the highest peaks. Oh, ju forgot that Skiing is held in sardi months - weenter owl-e-mpicks!

Shooting - Ower mujahids are beejee in fighting jihad and ghazwa-e-behind, that they could not make to Londonistan. Aljo, the less bious are beejee phasting for Rum-jaan.
(Greek) Wrestling - Ower brave mujahid was in Unaan wrestling a cell phone when he waj distracted by a Greek Ayesha, but he waj able to fight off a whole bunch of Greek vigilantes.

List of Top Failed States 2012:
Somalia
Congo
Sudan
Chad
Zimbabwe
Afghanistan
Haiti
Yemen
Iraq
Central African Republic
Ivory Coast
Guinea
Pakistan
Nigeria

Who said Bakistan is the LAST? All these other countries aljo have the same medal count!

We are the first nooclear Islamic nashun. First nashun to develop gaadi running on paani and so many other firsts. However, we must pay deference to Saudi. They have 1 bronj medal. How can we have anything haigher than them?

RCase · Post by **RCase** » 09 Aug 2012 04:49

Mary Kom wins bronze medal.

Shouldn't this be considered a win for the Bakistani quam? She ij Sauth Asian and part of erstwhile Mughal empire!

Maulaners, I have a pooch ... Since we ruled Sauth Asia for over 1000 years, can't we claim all the medals that the Yindians won in Londonistan as part of Bakistan? Shouldn't this be treated like the core issue of Cashmere?

It is high time that there was an Islamic Owl-e-mpicks for the ummah, where kaffirs can't run away with the medals.

RCase · Post by **RCase** » 09 Aug 2012 06:44

From the TRIP thread ...

Greece preparing to deport 1,600 Pakistanis

Golden Dawn Goes After Immigrant Charged With raping 15 year Girl

no need to even guss who that 'immigrant' is ! Its pretty obvious.

Sikander ka Muqader!

James B · Post by **James B** » 09 Aug 2012 11:56

Salam-vale-cum birathers,

Here i prejent the hard-sheep phaced by our phellow mujahid and associates getting peaten by wimmen. please to brebare a IED to avenge our loss of H&D

Wasalam

Lalmohan · Post by **Lalmohan** » 09 Aug 2012 11:58

rcaseullah - i do not believe that the mughals ever managed to conquer manipur

Vikas · Post by **Vikas** » 09 Aug 2012 12:30

LalProf - Ju don't know Baki history. Remember when First maulana Khassim landed on the doors of What is now known as Chittagong to defend the ~~owner~~ honor of local populace and then campaigned through Assam and Tibet and over Himalya and then conquered Manipur with just 400 soldiers.

You need to read Paki ~~fiction~~ history for understanding how Pakis ruled over India since circa 786.

RCase · Post by **RCase** » 09 Aug 2012 13:39

Lalbrof,

Do ju have jaali degree too? I guess ju have forgotten that Ijlamic rule was all over ~~the world~~ from Spain to Indonesia, aj was taught in Bakistaniyat stud-is by Prof. Jahil Hamid (bpuh). Obviously, the regions close to East Bakistan (now misfortunately Bangladesh, due to the Hindoo sazish in 1971) were all ruled by Bakistanis. Don't you remember that the last Mughal emperor vijited Burma on a Kanadian vija provided by the Angrej.

Anyway, Mirpur ... Manipur, what ij the difference - it ij just a matter of AN R? It waj all Bakistan!

Vikas · Post by **Vikas** » 09 Aug 2012 13:55

Lalmohan wrote:rcaseullah - i do not believe that the mughals ever managed to conquer manipur

LalProf, Uttering these kuffar words can make you cutlet-bin-wajib in some religions...

jamwal · Post by **jamwal** » 09 Aug 2012 14:15

Narad wrote:Ghazis and gentle-mards, bliss to eggsplain bhy phor this maulana traaing to wear saaree.

Beecaauj

jamwal · Post by **jamwal** » 09 Aug 2012 22:12

Kendo Stix Ninjaah Sistaahs

jamwal · Post by **jamwal** » 09 Aug 2012 23:33

partha · Post by **partha** » 10 Aug 2012 03:04

http://tribune.com.pk/story/419691/pers ... -to-india/

Persecution forces 60 Hindu families to migrate to India

outrajed! thij ij a conspiracy by yindoos. by migrating to India they are forcing pious beepuls to target more and more ahmedis, shias becauje of lack of yindoo targets. migrating yindoos are responsible for increase in violence against ahmedis and shias.

partha · Post by **partha** » 10 Aug 2012 03:08

http://dawn.com/2012/08/09/millionaires ... g-secrets/

Millionaires unveil Pakistan’s artefact smuggling secrets

OUTRAJED!! why are ancient artifacts being smuggled. we should put an end to smuggling of these artifacts so that we can bomb them later ala bamiyan.

partha · Post by **partha** » 10 Aug 2012 12:05

IEDtor janab,

http://tribune.com.pk/story/420012/impa ... ductivity/

Power outages sap Pakistan’s productivity

considering 200 million paap-ulatshun of bakistan, i waj of the o-pee-nion that production reaches its highest point when power outage happens becauje my understanding ij that generator ij turned on when power goes. so what doej thij report mean when it says "sap pakistan's productivity".

conspiracy theory - ij Yindoo offer of power export a way to control bakistani population growth? hain?

anupmisra · Post by **anupmisra** » 10 Aug 2012 17:04

Bhat ij thij I hiyar? Thiyar ij a XXX oil-limpics habbening in inglishtan bhere motormas in burkinij play bollyball on sand? Hain? Bhen did thij ishtart and do I need my permijjion fram my four wibej to dekho thij tamasha? Bhich chunnel?

By the by, our fair and geelorous nashun once had single X oil-limpics of itj own but I tell joo, there waj no limp khelbaaj thiyar in the shinema haal. Dekho at the pojter for jourshelf. Our motorma gymnajt waj called Ms. Z. Lash. Not shure bhy there waj a laffing haddi ka dhancha (ishkeleton) inbited to the ebent but ms. Z. Lash did an outshtanding and uplifting job, if joo know bhat I mean.