Military Humor and related
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https://twitter.com/SSC_31360/status/16 ... 46304?s=20 ---> From WhatsApp. No comments! Military men shall understand.
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This is true outside of military too..
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In other words
If one person takes 60 minutes to dig a hole then 60 people will take 1 minute to dig the same hole.
If one person takes 60 minutes to dig a hole then 60 people will take 1 minute to dig the same hole.
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Click on the link below for video. The ganja in Pakistan is of Grade 'AAA' Quality
https://twitter.com/arifaajakia/status/ ... 25860?s=20 ---> Few years ago, Guaranteed by this idiot that Pakistan will be on moon in five years & decision of entire world will be made in Pakistan. He was correct, din main taare dikh rahe hain Pakistaniyon ko. Now Pakistanis are making decisions of which queue of aatta (flour) they should stand.
https://twitter.com/arifaajakia/status/ ... 25860?s=20 ---> Few years ago, Guaranteed by this idiot that Pakistan will be on moon in five years & decision of entire world will be made in Pakistan. He was correct, din main taare dikh rahe hain Pakistaniyon ko. Now Pakistanis are making decisions of which queue of aatta (flour) they should stand.
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An ex IA Tanker had uploaded the video on twitter - 'Every Tank Mans armor fantasy'
If our current armor guys watch the video the GSQR for the next MBT would be quite extensive
If our current armor guys watch the video the GSQR for the next MBT would be quite extensive
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An Admiral visits one of his ships and when having morning tea notices that every biscuit has the ships insignia stamped on it.
He sends for the cook and asks him how he manages this.
The cook says “ When I’m rolling the biscuits I slap each one onto my belt buckle before they go in the oven.”
“That’s pretty unhygienic” says the Admiral.
“ In that case Sir” , says the cook “ I’d suggest you skip the medu wadas"
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https://twitter.com/mananbhattnavy/stat ... 74592?s=20 ---> This is a secret to be shared regarding the ex-president of India, Late Gyani Zail Singh. Being supreme commander he had the privilege of sailing onboard INS Taragiri in 1984. Overnight, Captain's cabin was converted into state cabin with new fancy bedcovers, sheets, pillows, etc. Due to age and ailments the President was accompanied by a personal attendant by the name of Kushwah.
Kushwah was an over smart guy, slept in the same cabin to attend to the president's needs during the night. The next morning after sailing, the chief steward of the Ship smartly dressed wearing white gloves etc went with tea to state cabin to give a wake call to President.
The cabin was dark with dim red light and his vision was not clear. When he feebly called up the president, he was shocked to see him getting up with a bounce. When he closely examined he found that it was the Prez's attendant Kushwah who woke up yawning. The CPO steward was confused and asked him 'Rastrapati Kidhar Hai?' Still yawning Kushwah pointed towards the deck where the Prez was sleeping on a mattress.
Kuswhah told the CPOSTD to leave and that he will take care. The news spread among the ship's company and later on the Military Secretary informed that the President was not comfortable with the bed and therefore asked Kushwah to interchange places. For a change Kushwah had the pleasure of sleeping on the President's bed for 3 days.
Kushwah was an over smart guy, slept in the same cabin to attend to the president's needs during the night. The next morning after sailing, the chief steward of the Ship smartly dressed wearing white gloves etc went with tea to state cabin to give a wake call to President.
The cabin was dark with dim red light and his vision was not clear. When he feebly called up the president, he was shocked to see him getting up with a bounce. When he closely examined he found that it was the Prez's attendant Kushwah who woke up yawning. The CPO steward was confused and asked him 'Rastrapati Kidhar Hai?' Still yawning Kushwah pointed towards the deck where the Prez was sleeping on a mattress.
Kuswhah told the CPOSTD to leave and that he will take care. The news spread among the ship's company and later on the Military Secretary informed that the President was not comfortable with the bed and therefore asked Kushwah to interchange places. For a change Kushwah had the pleasure of sleeping on the President's bed for 3 days.
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A personal favorite of mine is -
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https://twitter.com/JA_Maolankar/status ... 33190?s=20 ---> Ex MiG-29K pilot. A2 QFI to boot. यह Navy वाले pilot कुछ भी कर सकते हैं। अब आपकी बारी
PROUD INDIAN | Stand-up Comedy by Manik Mehta
PROUD INDIAN | Stand-up Comedy by Manik Mehta
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https://x.com/_devildog_rv_/status/1737 ... 99334?s=20 ---> Guys Guys, Listen:
LCA Mk2: Repetitive Delays
AMCA: Too far
Rafale MRFA: Too costly
Gripen MRFA: Not interested
Solution: What if we buy JF-17 Block III instead?
It's cheap, it's proven, it's already in production
Problem?
https://x.com/elmihiro/status/1737141408408961386?s=20 ---> The problem is that China will offer the J-10, and there will have to be a fair competition to see which of the two emerges as the L1 bidder.
LCA Mk2: Repetitive Delays
AMCA: Too far
Rafale MRFA: Too costly
Gripen MRFA: Not interested
Solution: What if we buy JF-17 Block III instead?
It's cheap, it's proven, it's already in production
Problem?
https://x.com/elmihiro/status/1737141408408961386?s=20 ---> The problem is that China will offer the J-10, and there will have to be a fair competition to see which of the two emerges as the L1 bidder.
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Admiral sir, in the same vein, my fave vennRakesh wrote: ↑21 Nov 2023 19:59 https://x.com/AdamMGrant/status/1726282 ... 08916?s=20 ---> My all-time favorite Venn diagram.
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A Jat and Sardarji in Kashmir
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https://x.com/hukum2082/status/1779369560401133974 ---> Tinder analogy to understand @adgpi's mindset:
The @adgpi is like a 30 year old guy on Tinder , busy left swiping despite his Bua (@DRDO_India) getting excellent rishtas. Pushed too hard, he does take them on long dates to Leh & Pokhran but doesn't quit two timing with Israeli/French/Amriki/Russian babes. What he needs to understand is that these babes eat asparagus, caviar and wine and ain't gonna sustain on the sambar, rice, pappu, chutney and butter milk that he can afford back home. For a long and fruitful marriage IA needs to commit to the desi rishta and not get misled by all the bling on Instagram.
The @adgpi is like a 30 year old guy on Tinder , busy left swiping despite his Bua (@DRDO_India) getting excellent rishtas. Pushed too hard, he does take them on long dates to Leh & Pokhran but doesn't quit two timing with Israeli/French/Amriki/Russian babes. What he needs to understand is that these babes eat asparagus, caviar and wine and ain't gonna sustain on the sambar, rice, pappu, chutney and butter milk that he can afford back home. For a long and fruitful marriage IA needs to commit to the desi rishta and not get misled by all the bling on Instagram.
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Major saluting a constable
https://x.com/TimesAlgebraIND/status/17 ... 5299975287 ---> Md Farooq Sheikh caught for posing as an Army Major to smuggle liquor from Maharashtra to Gujarat. He used to do smuggling in an army uniform. So he could easily cross the Gujarat-Maharashtra border by fooling everyone. But one day he was suspected after he saluted the constable. Eventually Arrested.
https://x.com/TimesAlgebraIND/status/17 ... 5299975287 ---> Md Farooq Sheikh caught for posing as an Army Major to smuggle liquor from Maharashtra to Gujarat. He used to do smuggling in an army uniform. So he could easily cross the Gujarat-Maharashtra border by fooling everyone. But one day he was suspected after he saluted the constable. Eventually Arrested.
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^ more serious than funny, Admiral sr
Imagine what other things he could have smuggled easily, if not for the blunder...
Imagine what other things he could have smuggled easily, if not for the blunder...