Bharat Rakshak

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Bakistan, Sri Lanka to Meet Again

Bakistan and Sri Lanka are scheduled to meet in the T20 bada lota match. This will pe their second meeting aphter Bakistan convincingly won the last encounter outside the Gaddafi stadium in Lahore.

Despite the events in Lahore, Sri Lanka captain Sangakkara said relations between the two sides had remained friendly. "What habbened in Lahore really brought us together. Esbecially Umpire Simon Taufel and the unnamed Bakistani bolis aphsar who tried to gupo him". Simon Taufel was unavailable for Kamment and just sent his rear guards.

Our exberts predict that thij time the wije Sri Lankan team is likely to ask the Bakistanis to go in phirst, as opposed to last time (purely by luck I am suar) the Bakistani team won by going in second. Our exberts aphter inspecting the pitch aljo predict that Samaraweera is likely to retire hurt.

NSN Opinion Column: Time for Yindia to Give Cashmere to Bakistan ?

The two siblings, Kuffar Yindia and Bious Bakistan have an ongoing problem for the past 60 years, rooted in Cashmere. The sense of insecurity in Bakistan is borne out legitimate security conjerns of Bakistan -- the fear that Yindia will retaliate for terrorist acts conducted by Bakistan. This underlies the heavy Bakistani troop concentrations on the porder. For Bakistan to survive, it should battle the taalipaan and move troops from the Border. Thij can habben only if Yindia puts to rest the Bakistani sense of insecurity by surrendering to terrorism and giving away Cashmere.

Yindians might ask "why settle the issue right now when decades of war and terrorism by Bakistan were unsuccesful ?" Aphter all, Bakistan demanded Cashmere in '48 got their tripals guboed. Bakistan built the economy and demanded Cashmere in '65 and were unsuccessful. Bakistan again armed ourself with aid from Unkil, demanded Cashmere in '71 and got their musharraf handed to them on a plate. Let us not even talk about Kargil. Why give Cashmere now ?

The anjwer is magnanimity. What better opportunity to become magnanimous when we have 150 Billion in debt, 2.5 million internal refugees and a country at war with itself ? I am suar this ij the best obbortunity for Yindia to pecome magnanimous. It wont be a magnanimous gesture by Yindia if she were to yield to a strong Bakistan, but it will be a great magnanimous gesture if Yindia gives away Cashmere to a Bakistan wihich is...well...neck deep in "pakistan" and gasping for breath.

The magnanimous gesture Yindia surrendering Cashmere to Bakistan will be the phirst step towards normalization of the relationship in the subcontinent. Bakistan can then carry out terror attacks in yindia without any fear of retaliation and can get over our seige mentality. Our armed phorces can then conjentrate on bombing our citiej in FATA and NWFP creating IDPs thereby attracting phoren money and aid. Milk and honey then will start to flow in Bakistan.

AoA ! I am so prilliant !

Postscript - To the Americans who do not understand the nuances of subcontinental politics here is a short summ-e-ry: It ij ophen said "Give a Bakistani a phish and he will sell the phish, buy a gun, point it to hij own head and demand for more phish, but teach him how to phish and he will blow up the school aphter killing the phishing teacher". So it ij clear that Bakistanis should be ophered more phish.

old dhaga hiyar

I regret to inform that old BENIS was shaheed just before its 72. It has been selected for adminullah testing. BENIS embraced shahadat willingly, for the greater good of Bakistaniat, BRF and trash nation theory.

AoA Mulla, da link on keliking saysej "The requested topic does not exist."

BENIS (3000 bosts) was ishlected phor adminullah testing burboses and finally disbatched to jannat a phew hours later. Though bossessed with the rite hand, BENIS resisted peeheading in the halal manner and required additional, bhery haram, measures to ishpeed journey to jannat.

BENIS (3000 bosts) was ishlected phor adminullah testing burboses and finally disbatched to jannat a phew hours later.

AoA Mulla, da link on keliking saysej "The requested topic does not exist."
this vindicates residents mullas theory. No wait in da kachara khana, ishtraight to
oblivion.
Salam.

....purely on the intervention of Ejaz Butt that it has declined to invite Musharraf and Shaukat,’

...any comment on the issue of Mr Butt’s opposition to inviting Musharraf

We mullahs painstakingly criyait knawlidj, and the kuffar Fauj jarnails come in the night weyaring burkhas over theyar jack boots and destroy everything in a flash, just phor phun. Berfect Paki Fauj peehavior. I am tired oph it. No more. More than enough oph this has habbened already, and this time it is cliyarly out of spite after their attempt to imbrijon the LMU was voted down 7-3 pie the Holy Jirga in phair Repherendum. The vote waj 1,7000 to 0 in the usual kind oph repherendum.

Bhat eej the boint oph contriputing owar deeb intellectual Fatwas on PeeAref, as long as theej kind of mean pullies are allowed to mistreat the Momin I pooch you.

JEEEEEEEEEHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAADDD!! LONG LIVE DEMOCRACY (as long as votes are on our side!) DOWN WITH PULLY FAUJIS!

:((

Some Mullah pleasze guide me to Bredator headkuartars.