Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv Newj

rajanb · Post by **rajanb** » 01 Sep 2013 09:01

Lalmohan wrote:that eej adbhanjed baki stealth mijjile in akshun

Deeyar See (very) near Maulaners,

Ju awr mijjing the point.

Plij too noat that shado awn the waal ij a deemonstrshun oph awr noo jinn teknologee!

Eet ij called shado telemetry. The wall ij ujed phor projeckshun of day-ta. Bhee cawl eet day-ta bekauj eet bherks onlee in the day!

Nau, another pheather in awr behind ij how eet rephlects ak-urasi oph awr mijjile:

a) the cee-ee-pee ij jeero. Batter than the ebil yindoo mijjiles. Eet ij bangon bhery tight small targate. The seekret ij bekauj bhee awr ujing arapian jeero bhich ij moar ackurayt than yindoo jeero.

b) Othur theeng to notij ij that day-ta inphorms uj that mijjile ij een itz terminal phaje. Yand bhery soon to releaje itj splatter oph MIRVs.

In-phorminglee yourj

Shake Rajan-ul-mullahophbullahs.

joygoswami · Post by **joygoswami** » 01 Sep 2013 20:36

Lilo · Post by **Lilo** » 01 Sep 2013 20:47

^^

Man who the F.cuk takes these pics... ?
fell down laughing ...

vishvak · Post by **vishvak** » 02 Sep 2013 01:40

one question phor mujahid satisfaction
Which side ij going to heaven for 72 and how many for the other side going to jahaannoom
two side for traveling muj in la la peace lands
1) peard side
2) no-peard side

Travellr-e-jannat fraam jahiliyaa
aoa

Gagan · Post by **Gagan** » 02 Sep 2013 14:35

Bismilla!
Bhaat ass-toot objerv-a-shun bowers

RCase · Post by **RCase** » 02 Sep 2013 21:03

Ij that Jahil HamIED enjoying the hell phyr of jahnoom?

Lilo · Post by **Lilo** » 02 Sep 2013 21:12

In fact I see that Zahil HamIED(piss be upon him) is sitting on cujstom holed laal estool with hij war staff in hand and passing pakhanistan - unseen and unheard....just ass the kammandu he ijj

Lalmohan · Post by **Lalmohan** » 02 Sep 2013 21:49

du ju mean that zaleelhamied malishes mijjiles whilst indulging in pakistaniyat?

Peregrine · Post by **Peregrine** » 03 Sep 2013 01:41

joygoswami wrote:

joygoswami Ji :

This is Blasphemy as Zahid Hamid aka Lal Topi is posing as Moses :

Exodus 19:16-20:21 : The Greatest and the Saddest

Recall that when God first appeared to Moses back in chapter three it was by means of a burning bush on Mount Horeb (which is another name for Mount Sinai)

Cheers

Lalmohan · Post by **Lalmohan** » 03 Sep 2013 11:39

bhy ij zaleilhameid's bush burning? too much khushboo action too fast?

Baikul · Post by **Baikul** » 03 Sep 2013 13:17

Also, my pooch ij bhy ij Hamid ji performing aarti, hain ji?

Ij he ra ajint? Ij he ajint Binod? Ij hij bund on phjyrr?

Prem · Post by **Prem** » 05 Sep 2013 01:13

Malsi Ki Assliatt

anupmisra · Post by **anupmisra** » 05 Sep 2013 08:03

Diyar maulanaj and kave dwellerj: I breeng to joo "pakhanistani chholey": kilik hiyar

Lalmohan · Post by **Lalmohan** » 05 Sep 2013 17:21

bhat sort of herb is p*ani CHolay?
are its effects on the musharraff like sholay?

rajanb · Post by **rajanb** » 05 Sep 2013 18:51

Most wanted terrorist captured from hotel in Pakistan

Nadeem F. Paracha

ISLAMABAD: In a daring raid, Saudi Special Forces arrested one of the most wanted extremist leaders, Abu Jarara Al-Yemeni, from a hotel located in one of Pakistan’s most popular vacation spots in Murree.

The news spread like wildfire and people were seen cursing the Pakistani government for allowing the Americans to undermine Pakistan’s sovereignty, again.

However, when it became clear that the raid was not conducted by the Americans but by the Saudis, the frowns turned into smiles and many were heard saying, ‘Jazzakallah!’

One pooch: in which cave complex is jazz being played?

Moo sicully yours

vishvak · Post by **vishvak** » 05 Sep 2013 19:49

jazaakallah! smile-worthy sovereignty-enhancing raid-e-halaal versus cuss-worthy sovereignty-steeling and totally different haraam raid in raidistan! Both aar secularlike it ij secular is for jihaard-e-bakistanis to hide good and bad Taliban & get away with it.

Ijmiingly post-raid,
sovereign-e-jazakullah

anupmisra · Post by **anupmisra** » 06 Sep 2013 16:13

We al-bakistanij habe talent:

krishnan · Post by **krishnan** » 06 Sep 2013 16:30

someone should kick that cycle

member_22872 · Post by **member_22872** » 06 Sep 2013 18:10

I would kick something else, like Charlie Chaplin does.

Mihaylo · Post by **Mihaylo** » 06 Sep 2013 20:29

Peregrine wrote:
joygoswami wrote:
joygoswami Ji :

This is Blasphemy as Zahid Hamid aka Lal Topi is posing as Moses :

Exodus 19:16-20:21 : The Greatest and the Saddest

Recall that when God first appeared to Moses back in chapter three it was by means of a burning bush on Mount Horeb (which is another name for Mount Sinai)

Cheers

Bhy is Ham_id sitting around like our building watchmen in a winter night. No offence to my watchman.

Comer · Post by **Comer** » 06 Sep 2013 21:03

Peregrine wrote:
joygoswami wrote:http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/594/kzd8.jpg/
joygoswami Ji :

This is Blasphemy as Zahid Hamid aka Lal Topi is posing as Moses :

Exodus 19:16-20:21 : The Greatest and the Saddest

Recall that when God first appeared to Moses back in chapter three it was by means of a burning bush on Mount Horeb (which is another name for Mount Sinai)

Cheers

I soch this Nostrad-e-anus is preparing for his next televidjinn program by peeking into smoke-e-herps. Note the throne(al cheap al plasticky)

anupmisra · Post by **anupmisra** » 06 Sep 2013 21:36

krishnan wrote:someone should kick that cycle

Then suarly, he bill fly like a raakit mard or at leasht discober gravity. Win-win shituashun.

vishvak · Post by **vishvak** » 06 Sep 2013 21:41

Chanaa muj with Sykil ij raakit mard going to do research on moon and do aggas-plorashun with cykil. Chanaa magic djinn help on moon too. Now bakis are advanced like all rest of jaahil.

AoA.

Sushupti · Post by **Sushupti** » 06 Sep 2013 21:50

maybe NSFW
Cover your knees

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BTMWBzFCAAIB_M2.jpg

Garooda · Post by **Garooda** » 06 Sep 2013 21:52

Sushupti wrote:maybe NSFW
Cover your knees

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BTMWBzFCAAIB_M2.jpg

That was hilarious

Peregrine · Post by **Peregrine** » 06 Sep 2013 22:50

saravana wrote:http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/594/kzd8.jpg/

joygoswami Ji :

This is Blasphemy as Zahid Hamid aka Lal Topi is posing as Moses :

I soch this Nostrad-e-anus is preparing for his next televidjinn program by peeking into smoke-e-herps. Note the throne(al cheap al plasticky)

saravana Ji :

Hopefully no "SPLIT" sees this post of "Prophet Moses" o'wise Zahid Hamid aka Lal Topi could well be "Hallaled"!

Cheers

Prem · Post by **Prem** » 06 Sep 2013 23:10

Sushupti wrote:maybe NSFW
Cover your knees

Muula's KalmaThink: Taik A Luuk: Dont Miss

Prem · Post by **Prem** » 06 Sep 2013 23:32

NSFW

Exdtra spiecial Huurr Phor Poaqchur

RCase · Post by **RCase** » 07 Sep 2013 22:09

Maulaners,

Eye am dissapoint! Be habe missed the celepration of 'Warld Hejap Day'. In al Bakistan, aur bious ayeshas led raylees to celeprate the occashun.

Here are some photus.

Warld Hejap Day

HIJAB- Head Bra

(ayesha in middal of picchar)

Ij it fourth wife? Four male witnesses? Fourphathers? Fourplay?

No surgical masks needed for thej daaktars

Prem · Post by **Prem** » 08 Sep 2013 06:18

HJob Day like BJob day?

RCase · Post by **RCase** » 08 Sep 2013 07:46

Jujhar mian, to be sari-yeah cum-pliant; for all the unmarried faithfool apduls, it ij H-Job onlee, while the married faithfools may get a B-Job.

Aj the saying goes - a semi clad wimmens ij more eggsciting than a a fully nuked wimmens. All prajes to arrah for the extreme eggscitmint caujed by fully cobered wimmens in hejobs and purkhas that rejults in H-Jobs! Now we know the aurigin of the word hejob!

rajanb · Post by **rajanb** » 08 Sep 2013 09:17

RCase wrote:Jujhar mian, to be sari-yeah cum-pliant; for all the unmarried faithfool apduls, it ij H-Job onlee, while the married faithfools may get a B-Job.

Aj the saying goes - a semi clad wimmens ij more eggsciting than a a fully nuked wimmens. All prajes to arrah for the extreme eggscitmint caujed by fully cobered wimmens in hejobs and purkhas that rejults in H-Jobs! Now we know the aurigin of the word hejob!

Bhaat

Ju phellows awr vaanteeng tu mayke thees abdul conbhert. Awl I heeyar awr Gjobs phrom unkil; and now onlee hejobs? Bhat abut shejobs, hainji?

Rana · Post by **Rana** » 08 Sep 2013 19:04

Saudi and Qatar report more MERS virus deathshttp://www.aljazeera.com/news/middleeas ... 88507.html

Like SARS, MERS is thought to have jumped from animals to humans, and it shares the former’s flu-like symptoms - but differs by also causing kidney failure.

According to research published last month in the American health journal Emerging Infectious Diseases, MERS was transmitted to humans from bats.

But a study in the Lancet found that the virus could have come from camels .

AOA! ‘Jazzakallah!’

rajanb · Post by **rajanb** » 08 Sep 2013 19:48

^^^^Doant ju see see neeyar maulaners?

Gjobs and hejobs lead to ~~camel~~ Cjobs! I demand we get shejobs! Or how bhil bhee raije our danda bith phlag in noo daily @ss per Hapeeg Saweed?

Lalmohan · Post by **Lalmohan** » 08 Sep 2013 21:25

Jhujar wrote:HJob Day like BJob day?

du ju need to take this to LnM dhaga hain ji?

Sushupti · Post by **Sushupti** » 09 Sep 2013 04:29

Future citizen of North Pakistan shown below

RCase · Post by **RCase** » 09 Sep 2013 06:53

^^^
AoA! The Caliphate of the Islamic Rebuplik of al Bakistan's province of EU. Now our anincestors will be fairer skinned oeROPians!

Maulaners, shouldn't there be a fartwa that the hole world is actually al Bakistan, since every mards, wimmens and childs have inner Pakistaniyat?

RCase · Post by **RCase** » 10 Sep 2013 04:46

Symbals of two of the mai baaps of Bakistanese:

Meanwhile, Krachites showing their progress in making language of tarrel, deepel, sweetel fliend the lingum frankah of al Bakistan:

More about the riksha...
The arrival of Qingqi rickshaws (pronounced ‘chinchi’ locally)
http://www.dawn.com/news/1041475/rise-of-the-qingqi

vdutta · Post by **vdutta** » 13 Sep 2013 01:06

Agnimitra · Post by **Agnimitra** » 13 Sep 2013 01:24

vdutta wrote:

It ij a dark and narrow ispace inshide the car oph kaphir bania Kohli.
Mard e momin Akmal ridej in wide open ispace.
Alzo, the photus behind Akmal provej he ij more phertile, and hij hand ij in kraackt pojishun.