Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv Newj

krishnan · Post by **krishnan** » 09 Nov 2011 16:46

I wonder how the non india/pak/bangla team pronounce kabadi

Aaryan · Post by **Aaryan** » 09 Nov 2011 18:30

Biradars kan u advize me how to post a bicture... az am anew mullah...
regaurds
Abu-AaRyan

vishvak · Post by **vishvak** » 09 Nov 2011 19:42

Sorry if posted earlier.
Could look similar to a paaki lurker reading this forum. Checks first if no one is watching and at the end behaves as if everything is normal.

Vikas · Post by **Vikas** » 09 Nov 2011 20:54

Aaryan wrote:Biradars kan u advize me how to post a bicture... az am anew mullah...
regaurds
Abu-AaRyan

Only if this is a bichaaar aaf RAja Bose and his chamak Challoo.

Lalmohan · Post by **Lalmohan** » 09 Nov 2011 21:04

oh? CC-ILF?

pgbhat · Post by **pgbhat** » 10 Nov 2011 08:07

http://twitter.com/#!/PMusharraf
Gola ij on teetar... AoA!!!

Chinmayanand · Post by **Chinmayanand** » 10 Nov 2011 16:44

Veena Malik to be the next bride

Controversy queen from across the border, Veena Mallik, is officially the first Pakistani, non-Hindu bride who’ll have a swayamvar in India.

Chinmayanand · Post by **Chinmayanand** » 10 Nov 2011 16:54

US confident Pak nukes are secure

US+pak+nukes neuj haj pecum a benis material ,it reminds me of the bollywood movie " Darr" where the actor walks on a highrise plucking rose petals and finding out if Kiran loves him or not , replace shahrukh khan with amrika khan and love with nuke safety . Aj joo aal know who hab seen the fillam , in the end shahrukh cuums to know Kiran loves him naat , same fate ij there bhor amrika khan ...

joygoswami · Post by **joygoswami** » 10 Nov 2011 23:47

Scenecere Apollogies if posted bephore ! Pleeze note, bhideo dezcription may not be correct.

archan · Post by **archan** » 11 Nov 2011 03:53

new nanha mujahid? jingoswami?

partha · Post by **partha** » 11 Nov 2011 04:12

Chinmayanand wrote:US confident Pak nukes are secure

US+pak+nukes neuj haj pecum a benis material ,it reminds me of the bollywood movie " Darr" where the actor walks on a highrise plucking rose petals and finding out if Kiran loves him or not , replace shahrukh khan with amrika khan and love with nuke safety . Aj joo aal know who hab seen the fillam , in the end shahrukh cuums to know Kiran loves him naat , same fate ij there bhor amrika khan ...

i have 400% confidence in amreeka having confidence about baki nook security. just like i waj having 400% confidence on amreeka having confidence about baki help in finding osama.

Bush, expressing his confidence in Musharraf in helping the US in finding Osama bin Laden

http://www.hindu.com/thehindu/holnus/00 ... 290940.htm

ashashi · Post by **ashashi** » 11 Nov 2011 07:18

Anujan · Post by **Anujan** » 11 Nov 2011 11:02

Why is europe giving so much money to Greece hainji? Have they protected the world phrom terrorists trained in Greece? Can you name one greek terrorist?

Pakistan's contripution in keeping the world safe from Pakistanis is not being rewarded.

Anujan · Post by **Anujan** » 11 Nov 2011 11:26

Kuffar partha, take 1000 stribes.

If US army itself could not find WMD in Iraq, how can Pakistani army be expected to phyind Osama Pin Laden in Pakistan?

South Asia has failed in this task!

partha · Post by **partha** » 11 Nov 2011 11:27

Anujan wrote:Why is europe giving so much money to Greece hainji? Have they protected the world phrom terrorists trained in Greece? Can you name one greek terrorist?

Pakistan's contripution in keeping the world safe from Pakistanis is not being rewarded.

i soch greeks are the reason why bakistan ij in thij bad situation. greek rulers like sikander came to bakistan and took help of baki rulers to defeat yindoo king across indus river. they then left the region & created strat-e-gic imbalance just like the amreekis did after we defeated soviet union. greeks owe uj a lot of money. it ij high time they start giving uj aid. we should demand it from them.

Murugan · Post by **Murugan** » 11 Nov 2011 12:00

Anujan wrote:Kuffar partha, take 1000 stribes.

If US army itself could not find WMD in Iraq, how can Pakistani army be expected to phyind Osama Pin Laden in Pakistan?

South Asia has failed in this task!

Mullah An-u-Jan

I pow to zee for solvin the lavang held mystery of Soya Pin Ladens untraceability for 10 lavang yeears

partha · Post by **partha** » 11 Nov 2011 15:13

south asians are having first world problems.

http://timesofindia.indiatimes.com/city ... 685692.cms

archan · Post by **archan** » 11 Nov 2011 21:16

biraderaan!
peing a nice genitalman I bost these great tidings phor (the kompooter literate and hu get at least 10 min. of bijli everydin among) you. A new 400% bure distr-e-pution of oberating system linux haj peen released phor the bious and bure. It ij kalled helal linux
I think this ij 400% halal and ij availaple in the onlee bure and 400% suberior language of the duniya. Phor ghar-panna in Arapic, bliss to vijit hiyar
See the peautifool skreen-e-shot:
http://dc10.arabsh.com/i/03425/2d516tgyrtau.png
Too pad they did not make in in green. Bakistanis shold aim to debloy their IT browess to develob abbs like"

The qaffir killer
The Lal Qila Fateh
The Maal-e-Ghanimah win
The Powl-e-Pegging
The yeevil Saasu-Maa
The Wife Peater
The Goat Ahem-er

vagerah vagerah..

Anujan · Post by **Anujan** » 11 Nov 2011 21:18

Diyar Archanullah

Does it have typical Linux commands like Unzip-touch-finger-mount-gasp-eject-yes-unmount-zip-sleep?

I very phrequently use them.

RamaY · Post by **RamaY** » 11 Nov 2011 22:29

archan · Post by **archan** » 11 Nov 2011 23:18

I see a syntax error. Bhyphor ij a "yes" included hain ji?

SBajwa · Post by **SBajwa** » 12 Nov 2011 00:43

Halal Linux before Halal planes, cars, electricity, medicine is itself haram.

pgbhat · Post by **pgbhat** » 12 Nov 2011 00:45

Anujan wrote:Diyar Archanullah

Does it have typical Linux commands like Unzip-touch-finger-mount-gasp-eject-yes-unmount-zip-sleep?

I very phrequently use them.

anishns · Post by **anishns** » 12 Nov 2011 04:26

^^^

+72

pgbhat wrote:
Anujan wrote:Diyar Archanullah

Does it have typical Linux commands like Unzip-touch-finger-mount-gasp-eject-yes-unmount-zip-sleep?

I very phrequently use them.

RCase · Post by **RCase** » 12 Nov 2011 05:17

pgbhat wrote:
http://twitter.com/#!/PMusharraf
Gola ij on teetar... AoA!!!

Am I 500% right in assuming Mushy is posing with his right hand and left hand possessions?

Anujan · Post by **Anujan** » 12 Nov 2011 05:38

Diyar IED-atar,

I dekho Imran Khan rally many dins back and there was small crowd. like in this photu phrom Yawn:

Todin I dekho many more moojahids in same rally.

Is this 400% bichchar broof of Djinns? Or 400% bichchar broof of Immy support expanding?

Prem · Post by **Prem** » 12 Nov 2011 07:26

Qabi Qabi mere dil me phyal aaata hai
Pakistan ko Banya Gya hai Benis ke liye
Woh latak raha tha Mush ke khyalo mei
Djinna ke haath mei thaa ,abb hai Mukh-shalo mei.

krishnan · Post by **krishnan** » 12 Nov 2011 09:38

Anujan wrote:Diyar IED-atar,

I dekho Imran Khan rally many dins back and there was small crowd. like in this photu phrom Yawn:

Todin I dekho many more moojahids in same rally.

Is this 400% bichchar broof of Djinns? Or 400% bichchar broof of Immy support expanding?

Even the guy at the right in white shirt seems to be wondering the same thing

Altair · Post by **Altair** » 12 Nov 2011 10:02

krishnan wrote:

Is this 400% bichchar broof of Djinns? Or 400% bichchar broof of Immy support expanding?

Saala Nautanki !! ghadi ghadi Drama karta Hai

partha · Post by **partha** » 12 Nov 2011 10:07

@anujanullah

ij the imran khan rally sponsored by ispr?

Sidhant · Post by **Sidhant** » 13 Nov 2011 06:20

Funny Baki Reporter

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iVe-VaA1l9k

niran · Post by **niran** » 14 Nov 2011 13:48

Diyar Aditor janab,
Assslamalaykum
eye pring glad tidings, the fartkulty of djinn takneek oph LMU hape ijaad a very phantastikue
takneeki, using dis takneek da need phor sadak building shall be done away with, the headlights
works as djinn sadak laying machinery as soon as eet eez chaaloo nava sadak will be laid and gaddi will run and run on chikna newly laid sadak. phor peeroof pliss to be obtaining proper fartgwa
and looking at the bichor peelow

pliss to notice no sadak peehind the gaddi and nava sadak ahead oph gaddi.

Salam
NSN (everywhere every hour)

partha · Post by **partha** » 14 Nov 2011 15:37

these dins every kufr ij a bakistan expert. just like every bakistani ij a expert of football, flotillas, secularism, liberalism, canada, yankees, cia, raw, mossad, palestine, china, republican party, obama, you name it.

Aaryan · Post by **Aaryan** » 14 Nov 2011 15:59

Phinaly i posted the bicture..

niran · Post by **niran** » 14 Nov 2011 16:03

partha wrote:these dins every kufr ij a bakistan expert. just like every bakistani ij a expert of football, flotillas, secularism, liberalism, canada, yankees, cia, raw, mossad, palestine, china, republican party, obama, you name it.

Diyar maulana Parth-al-eggpert,
da bolded part suld pe "kaffir" kufr is oojed for immoral kaffirisque deeds.
jour's karrectingly
niranuddin
NSN correctional desk
kave nuper 420
near gola mijjile kave.

Aaryan · Post by **Aaryan** » 14 Nov 2011 16:10

juu ebil yendoos.. see how great our birabadars areee

rajanb · Post by **rajanb** » 14 Nov 2011 16:45

^^^ ees dat were Lalmullah gates hees chix chicked? Eye pooch yew

Lalmohan · Post by **Lalmohan** » 14 Nov 2011 16:48

no, iph it where, then it would be lal lal chick point onlee, not neela neela

krishnan · Post by **krishnan** » 14 Nov 2011 17:22

abhijitm · Post by **abhijitm** » 14 Nov 2011 22:49

Once Nepal decided to form a Ministry of Naval Affair. When asked why a landlocked country like Nepal needs a naval ministry?, they replied, "Why not?? Pakistan has Ministry of Law!"