Bharat Rakshak

MINGORA: There is a new viral sensation that has taken over the markets in Swat valley – Facebook, or to be precise 'Facebook snacks'.

Named after Mark Zuckerberg's social network – but with no official link – the munchies have given all other edibles a serious run for their money.

With the tag line "Like, Share & Eat" this clever marketing ploy has been a huge success, as young people, frustrated by their inability to log online due to unending loadshedding, have the snacks to turn to as an (admittedly poor) alternative.

Migrants from Pakistan and Bangladesh wait after being detained by Turkish authorities at a bus terminal in the resort town of Bodrum, Turkey, September 4, 2015. Migrants trying to reach Europe, by taking to small boats for the 4 km (2 mile) nocturnal crossing to the Greek island of Kos from Bodrum, remained undeterred by the drowning of two toddlers this week on the same route.

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rajpa wrote:News in Teetar - Zaid Hamid has been sent to meet his 72 - though he may not be able to see them as he was beheaded (which was his fondest wish as well). It is not clear which part will reach 72 land but we wish him well (er hell).

vdutta wrote:

rajpa wrote:News in Teetar - Zaid Hamid has been sent to meet his 72 - though he may not be able to see them as he was beheaded (which was his fondest wish as well). It is not clear which part will reach 72 land but we wish him well (er hell).

he went as a happy man. He met 72 hoora arabs in prison, and he got his ass red. /its like a dream for him

rajpa wrote:News in Teetar - Zaid Hamid has been sent to meet his 72 - though he may not be able to see them as he was beheaded (which was his fondest wish as well). It is not clear which part will reach 72 land but we wish him well (er hell).

Zaid Hamid @ZaidZamanHamid
Allahu Akbar!! I am back in Pakistan with dignity and in good health, arrived last night. Resting now & NOT taking calls. #Zaidhamid

Zaid Hamid @ZaidZamanHamid
Indian rascals, Geo & SAFMA snakes thought I would never return. They can rot in hell & burn in their rage !! Their nightmare nightgoat is back now

Dear Members, whatever happened in Saudi Arabia is a fascinating tale of courage, betrayals, loyalties and passion. The best and the worst of the people came out in the most critical of times. The enemies attacked us from all sides, many friends betrayed us, many unknown ones came to fight alongside us and we were equally defended by the patriots with fierce passion. Leading this fierce defense was one soul who shares my life, my soul, my home and the mission - my comrade in arms - my soul mate, my adviser, my friend and my beloved wife -- Tayyaba !!{TobaToba}
This post is my tribute to my soul mate who refused to give up the fight despite being totally alone, isolated and trapped in Saudi Arabia for 4 months while I was in the prison. Her visa had expired within a month and she faced deportation or arrest but refused to leave me alone. She led the rescue, dealt with Saudi officials, coordinated with Pak embassy, visited me in prison and kept my soul and spirit alive, consolidated the family back home and led the the mission while I was isolated. Her presence in Medina was my lifeline in this difficult time. Her passion and courage has earned the respect of all those who dealt with her in these times. For me, she is the real guardian angel who achieved the impossible while many had given up hope of an early rescue. She achieved what the enemies thought could not be done. Single handidly she defeated the enemies and arranged for my release and return so secretly that even my own family and children did not know of my arrival. This is a stunning tale of passion and courage worthy of a spectacular action thriller{ and the thriller is Indian movie Roja}. May be told later but not now.
All those who love me and the mission, must respect Tayyaba and be indebted to her for the incredible sacrifice and courage she has shown against extreme pressure and impossible odds. Pakistan owes this respect to this incredible lady who is the rock solid force behind me and the mission. Anyone not respecting this noble lady will not be respect by me either. This must be known to all.

This incident has changed radically all the rules of the game and the mission. Our mission will continue with ruthless force but we will be more secretive and private in operations . Public dealings will be restricted and visits will only be through strict appointments. All my phone numbers have been changed and will not be made public now. This is the next higher deadly level of mission and we will not take any nonsense now. Soon the enemies will taste the blade of our swords inshaAllah ! Every enemy and friend has been identified in this crisis and now it is time for retribution {Run for kovar..he is cumming...}. We will not show any mercy after this attack by the enemies and the betrayals within our ranks. They started it. We will finish it now, InshaAllah !

vishvak wrote:The RedRed is back with a bang? Seems Saudis made the most pious Saudi to lash out pious punishment that went all the way to his head. His mental capacity seems to have gone negative from zero, may be some psychologists can make him learn Hindoo scriptures (Vedanta) and reduce his agony under the Turkish cap.

Falijee wrote:On Line Matrimonial Ad Makes Its Debut In Islamic Pakistan - Landlord Seeks Virgin Beautiful Girl As Second Wife
Question # 1 : Is this( on-line ad only ! ) Halal under the Book ?; was a Fatwa obtained from the local maulvi
Question # 2 : Was wife # 1, taken into confidence on this ? was her consent obtained as per the Book ?
Question # 3 : Is the purpose only to exercise "conjugal"/ "seeding" rights i.e. purchase a "new" car as the "first car" has now become old and needs constant" repairs" ? why not consider "trade-in" as the cost of maintaining one "car" is less than the cost of maintaining two "cars"

Gagan wrote:SirJahil HamIED's new chair... (Piss Be Upon Heem)

GunterH wrote:NewPee Puchh onlee.

Since Indians outside of Bharath (pee it engineers, doctors, CEOs, professors, and even Motel owners) are all called NRIs.
Should Bakis outside of Bakistan (pee it taxi drivers, terrorists, murderers, rapists, honour-killers, welfare receivers) pee called NRBs? (NRBs = Non-resident Bakis).

Sir Zaid Hamid is back in Pakistan with dignity and in good health. Released without charge and honourably sent back home last night. He is resting {pecauj he cannot sit}and his cell phones are off {Allohmidollah! cell phones are kufr. Hij charger waj confiscated in Soothi Arapia} and he needs some privacy with his family{Soothi Arapia haj got him ujed to privacy in his cell }, so please let him rest for now {Did eye mention, janab haj broplem to keep tashreef} . He will not make any media and public statement for now{Once bitten, twice shy. Making buplic statements waj what got him into trouble}. he is NOT taking any visitors for now Bhat do ju expect? Ghajwa-e-behind is susbended. Haw can he take any vijitors?}.
But the tiger is back on duty {ever wondered haw a sher crossed with a papoon looks like?}and on his battle station alhamdolillah !!

This is the next higher deadly level of mission and we will not take any nonsense now. Soon the enemies will taste the blade of our swords inshaAllah !

LokeshC wrote:AoA birathers, thanks to Gaganullah I remembered my Stock buying anal-yeast ratings for the day:

Purnol: Buy
Vaseline : Buy
Specialist Chair Cushion Mfg: Buy

Rupa Underwear: Sell (cannot use)
European Toilet : Sell
Indian Toilet : Buy

Moody’s gives B3 to Pakistan

Bhaad mein jaaye B3. Pakistan demands 3B from Moody's.

The body would be exhumed for an autopsy as the relatives had buried the boy without following legal procedures for murder cases, district administration officials said.

Read: ‘Djinns’ kidnap, kill pre-schooler in G-B

Ahmad went missing nearly two weeks ago from the Somal village of Chilas, a town in Diamer Valley of G-B and his mutilated body was found dumped in a nearby forest. The family neither registered a police case not took the body for a post-mortem after a Rawalpindi-based exorcist, Qari Mazoorul Haq,(with the help of the famous Djinn scientist, Mr. Mahmood Bashiruddin ) told them the boy was killed by “supernatural forces”.D instead of relying on a station police officer.

Speaking to The Express Tribune Diamer Deputy Commissioner Usman Ahmad said he had told the police to seek permission from a court to exhume the boy’s body. “The cause of death can’t be determined without an autopsy,” he added.

Non-Muslim djinns?

As police gear up to solve the case, a number of theories about the child’s gruesome killing are circulating among the locals.

They now believe the boy was murdered by a non-Muslim paranormal entity as usually the Muslim djinns release their hostages without harming them.RAA agent on the job ?

Janbaz Khan, a sitting minister in the G-B government, also seconds the theory. “Usually Muslim djinns release the person after sometime without harming them,” he said. “But non-Muslim djinns react and kill the captive if an exorcist’s help is sought.”

“The same has happened in this case too,” said Khan, who is the food minister and hails from the same district.

Stories associated with supernatural beings are rife in the valley, which is one of the most backward areas in the region and has the lowest literacy rate.

Khan claims he has witnessed several cases in which djinns kidnap people in the valley. “Tell me who would harbour an enmity with a four-year-old kid?” he reasons.

DIG Inayatullah Farooqi has assigned the investigation to a police superintendent instead of relying on a station police officer.

RCase wrote:^^^
The djinns were emitting energy in the saffron spectrum. Hence, non-muslim djinn. If they were emitting in the green spectrum, it would have been muslim djinn onlee. This ij axactly from my peeehdee thesis on qalandar consciousness.