Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv Newj
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Diyar biraders and wimmens,
IT ij outrajewous that google haj appointed a kufr yindoo RAA ajint as CEO when Bakistan is next software superpower about which eye just read in todin's joo york times. Even joos are saying Bakistan is next software superpower so eye pooch why haj Google appointed kufr Yindoo as its CEO? Is RAA now in control of Google? Why doej Yindia have consulates in California, hain? Why doej Google hire more Yindoos when Bakistanis speak better English? RAA kaanspiracy? This might explain why Google ij refusing to remove haram videos from JooTube.
jours faith fooly,
Abu-Bartha-Al-Beshawari.
IT ij outrajewous that google haj appointed a kufr yindoo RAA ajint as CEO when Bakistan is next software superpower about which eye just read in todin's joo york times. Even joos are saying Bakistan is next software superpower so eye pooch why haj Google appointed kufr Yindoo as its CEO? Is RAA now in control of Google? Why doej Yindia have consulates in California, hain? Why doej Google hire more Yindoos when Bakistanis speak better English? RAA kaanspiracy? This might explain why Google ij refusing to remove haram videos from JooTube.
jours faith fooly,
Abu-Bartha-Al-Beshawari.
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Saudi visit ke baad, badle badle se sarkar nazar aate he.
Chalo kisi ne to haram jagah pe haath lagaya, he soch ke bade khush nazar aate he
Chalo kisi ne to haram jagah pe haath lagaya, he soch ke bade khush nazar aate he
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Taarerist leeaderan bracticing how to surr-e-under to bharati fauj
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Bakistani celebrating Independence day with wifes of other people
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c-zHLj2xIp0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c-zHLj2xIp0
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Diyar Abu-Bartha-Al-Beshawari,
Bakistan is softwear leader. Pliss to check bicture above this post.
Now, you tell me how many mujs use Googal? But very many use softwears.
Now you see any and every Abdul and Ayesha wear so many layers of softwear like shalwar, lal topi, jaakit, kurta, pajama, and other sharam sharam inner softwear. So much sales of softwear.
In this case, bakistan is duniya-e-leader.
Now, look at Googal and other Californeens, do you see them wearing so many layers of softwear? Most seem to be nanga-punga boor beepals. If only Khushboo the goat and Khushbududdin the camel were draped in softwears, the sales would be record-e-shattering.
Hence, no need for mehsoosing any dukh.
Jours truly,
Haji Kurta Koat bin Makhmaluddin
Bakistan is softwear leader. Pliss to check bicture above this post.
Now, you tell me how many mujs use Googal? But very many use softwears.
Now you see any and every Abdul and Ayesha wear so many layers of softwear like shalwar, lal topi, jaakit, kurta, pajama, and other sharam sharam inner softwear. So much sales of softwear.
In this case, bakistan is duniya-e-leader.
Now, look at Googal and other Californeens, do you see them wearing so many layers of softwear? Most seem to be nanga-punga boor beepals. If only Khushboo the goat and Khushbududdin the camel were draped in softwears, the sales would be record-e-shattering.
Hence, no need for mehsoosing any dukh.
Jours truly,
Haji Kurta Koat bin Makhmaluddin
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so karachi is now 'under control' and peace restored.
what place comes next.
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Well, these guys are not gundas, they are just normal people doing normal pakistani thing i guess.habal wrote:so karachi is now 'under control' and peace restored.
what place comes next.
What is more crazy is the reaction of the girl and her driver. They acted like its all fine, she didnt protest, didnt scream, in fact she held him tightly when he was spinning her.
Weird country man.
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Lunn mein qatal.
Y'alla bhaat ij this hain ji !!!!
Y'alla bhaat ij this hain ji !!!!
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That ij Baki fauj SOP - lungi check rejults in lunn mein qatal.
That ij Baki fauj SOP - lungi check rejults in lunn mein qatal.
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Kweschen: Hwy are the bakistanis angry at the german?
Ansaae:Pekauje the germans are teaching everyone to say "Woe ist die Bakistan." when needing to embty their powels.
Ansaae:Pekauje the germans are teaching everyone to say "Woe ist die Bakistan." when needing to embty their powels.
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@vdutta
Joo uninphormed farandnear, how do ju know far suar that it ij a wimmen oph the opphosite sex hain ?
Joo uninphormed farandnear, how do ju know far suar that it ij a wimmen oph the opphosite sex hain ?
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http://tribune.com.pk/story/941492/sala ... r-muslims/
Salaam Swipe app offers 'halal' dating for Muslims
I habe a kweshun for learned maulanas: Ij dating halal in Ijlam? What if thej aunties cause fitna and momens stop going after khusboos? Ij this a sazish against Bakistan and Islam?
Salaam Swipe app offers 'halal' dating for Muslims
Biraders, I waj doing halal a$$wipe on this dating sight and all the wimmens were in purkha/ niqap. Despite that, I waj able to spot so many of my coujins! AoA!A young man from Canada had launched a new Tinder-style dating app for Muslims called Salaam Swipe.
I habe a kweshun for learned maulanas: Ij dating halal in Ijlam? What if thej aunties cause fitna and momens stop going after khusboos? Ij this a sazish against Bakistan and Islam?
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opposite sex, same sex, goat sex, camel sex, americna sex all the same thing. In all of them muhajid is at the bottom.Manish_P wrote:@vdutta
Joo uninphormed farandnear, how do ju know far suar that it ij a wimmen oph the opphosite sex hain ?
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Shouldn't that be Strategic Studies Institute of Pakistan (SSIP) hainji? Erdoo is read from right to left!
Shouldn't that be Strategic Studies Institute of Pakistan (SSIP) hainji? Erdoo is read from right to left!
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'Dyeing a hippo blue and purple doejn't make it a unicorn'.
'Dyeing a hippo blue and purple doejn't make it a unicorn'.
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Apdul was in Rawalpindi, so opviously it was chana kapap for dinner at halal meatshobbe. However, todin was not a good din bhor apdul. Four, there waj a haddi in the kapap and it lodged itself apdul's neck like a bakjabi had setup a tent a paluchistan. The waiter, yusuf and manager osamma reajoned who should save apdul.
Heads, you do it. Tails, I might have to, suggested osamma.
It waj heads.
To the pewilderment of all assempled digging into kapops, yusuf pulls down apdul's shalwar right aj he lays writhing on the grownd and gives him a good lick between the musharrafs.
Having not eggspearinced this since mullah took him out of class when he waj 9, apdul lets out one huge shreik of eggspectashun and the haddi flies right out with it.
Watching on the sidelines, assif broclaims -- I had hurd of the utility of the hind lick maneuver, put this is the first time I have seen it wurk!
Heads, you do it. Tails, I might have to, suggested osamma.
It waj heads.
To the pewilderment of all assempled digging into kapops, yusuf pulls down apdul's shalwar right aj he lays writhing on the grownd and gives him a good lick between the musharrafs.
Having not eggspearinced this since mullah took him out of class when he waj 9, apdul lets out one huge shreik of eggspectashun and the haddi flies right out with it.
Watching on the sidelines, assif broclaims -- I had hurd of the utility of the hind lick maneuver, put this is the first time I have seen it wurk!
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Ummm.., this one time I waj pheeling very constibated. So, oph kourse, I really had to butt onus on bakistan! It was as iph we were having NSA level talks. The neighpours could even here it.
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Teenage Boy Raped in Prison
Alhamdulillah !!! Baki bolis learnt reverse GUBO lessons from baki fauj . Khair , baki bolis can now abbly for jop in al vaticana as poth taste shame shame.
Alhamdulillah !!! Baki bolis learnt reverse GUBO lessons from baki fauj . Khair , baki bolis can now abbly for jop in al vaticana as poth taste shame shame.
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Take That UAE. Pakis just moved their Super Duper T 20 cricket League to Qatar.
http://www.espncricinfo.com/pakistan/co ... 14003.html
http://www.espncricinfo.com/pakistan/co ... 14003.html
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almedillaullah
kuffr yanking using bious baaki sick-urity sistem..
kuffr yanking using bious baaki sick-urity sistem..
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Large haarthed baki-in-laws do khwaish poora of damad.
http://www.christiantoday.com/article/p ... /63285.htm
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bhat ijj habening? This dhaga has no post? No bojitive newj anymore? ya alla has bakistan stopped being a comedy?
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Bhat to do... When Hajrat Lal Topee (pbuh) ij undergoing conversion to become Hajrat Lal Gaand (punishment bin underwear hits), we have to give moral and deep-lobe-mate-ic support for the principled cause of core issue (halal Kaudae). This waj all due to Yindian kanspiracy to rob this dhaga of core source of bojitive newj.
Please remember that Bakistan is a comedy takat and will give a befitting response if provoked.
Bhat to do... When Hajrat Lal Topee (pbuh) ij undergoing conversion to become Hajrat Lal Gaand (punishment bin underwear hits), we have to give moral and deep-lobe-mate-ic support for the principled cause of core issue (halal Kaudae). This waj all due to Yindian kanspiracy to rob this dhaga of core source of bojitive newj.
Please remember that Bakistan is a comedy takat and will give a befitting response if provoked.
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Ju talebs are not seeing the right places under the burkha
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/cricke ... r-ban.html
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/cricke ... r-ban.html
Mohammad Asif sought inspiration from Nelson Mandela and moved to Norway to rebuild his life following six months in a British prison cell but now the invisible man of the Pakistan spot fixing scandal is back and dreaming of bowling at Lord’s again.
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How can Mohammed asif work in england? If a person goes to prison in england, does he get work visa?
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When was the last time a pakistani entered in a country with visa.kvraghav wrote:How can Mohammed asif work in england? If a person goes to prison in england, does he get work visa?
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http://tribune.com.pk/story/951820/shun ... nd-paypal/
No entry for Pakistan in Ebay, Amazon and Paypal
I guess these e-tailers are worried about majority of deliveries going kaboom, like the crate of mangoes. After all Bakistan is the IT capital of the world!
No entry for Pakistan in Ebay, Amazon and Paypal
I guess these e-tailers are worried about majority of deliveries going kaboom, like the crate of mangoes. After all Bakistan is the IT capital of the world!
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http://tribune.com.pk/story/952121/paki ... awal-ispr/
Bakistan's first pindigenous armed drone kills 3 militants in Shawal: ISPR
Kweshuns:
1. Why does the drone called 'Burraq' with mijjile 'Burq' not have a 'Burqa'?
2. Will the Araps be granted hunting rights for this bird?
3. Why does the 'Burq' seem shorter like a chini mijjile rather than the longer amriki hellfire mijjile
Bakistan's first pindigenous armed drone kills 3 militants in Shawal: ISPR
AoA! Now we have a pindigenous nashunal bird.The remotely-piloted aircraft ‘Burraq’ and laser-guided missile ‘Burq’ were tested on March 14, taking Pakistan a step closer to acquiring the technology it has long demanded from the United States.
Kweshuns:
1. Why does the drone called 'Burraq' with mijjile 'Burq' not have a 'Burqa'?
2. Will the Araps be granted hunting rights for this bird?
3. Why does the 'Burq' seem shorter like a chini mijjile rather than the longer amriki hellfire mijjile
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From Teetar
Candid shots from the Hafiz Saeed household
Candid shots from the Hafiz Saeed household
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Pakistani Paedophile from Tarek Fatah via Tweeter
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Holy fark. what did i seeRajeshA wrote:Pakistani Paedophile from Tarek Fatah via Tweeter
please remove pakistani national sport from this thread
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Pakistan’s missile, nukes much advanced than India’s
http://www.dailytimes.com.pk/national/0 ... an-india-s
http://www.dailytimes.com.pk/national/0 ... an-india-s
Pakistan's missile and nuclear system are much advanced than that of India, said Dr Samar Mubrakmand – a veteran nuclear scientist.
“Pakistan’s defence is invincible,” he said while talking to a private news channel. Dr Samar said that all the missiles tested by Pakistan till date had successfully achieved the set targets, while India had failed to achieve desirable results on this count.
He said that the ballistic missiles tested by Pakistan were capable of carrying a nuclear warhead to every part of India. He said that Pakistan was a peaceful country but if it wanted India can be eliminated from the world's map within a few seconds.
The nuclear scientist said that Pakistan had the world's best control and command system for nuclear assets. Dr Samar came to public attention as the director of the test teams responsible for the performing country's first and successful atomic tests at the Chagai test site in the Balochistan.
Prior to that, he was the project director of the integrated missile programme and supervised the development of Shaheen and Babur missiles. Serving the founding chairman of NESCOM from 2001 until 2007, he was subsequently appointed by the government to assist the Thar coalfield project as well.