Bharat Rakshak

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The Ballad of Musharraph has come full Gola...

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Eye hab poochh...

Bredator ij called Pird-i-Quam. Breaper ij debeloped py fujing Djinn Fizzyks, bith Bredator taknawlajee. Doej thij make Breaper Baba-i-Pird? Theyarphor, doej thij make Djinnah, awar Baba-i-Quam, the rejult of preeding petween Breaper and Bredator? So konphused onlee...

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Lurned Maulers, I hab khush-e-khabar Abbarentlee, theyar ij a Vazir in Ebil Yindoo Land hu ij a pankha of Mad Math. The pest bart of the ishtoree? Hij naam ij Beni(s)! Plij to kelik : http://timesofindia.indiatimes.com/india/Beni-raises-storm-says-inflation-good-for-farmers/articleshow/15577938.cms

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Bismillah!

Bhwen I dekho bicchars of Baki Wimmens in Fauj, I eat kasam and say I saw the phace of Org-e-azam...

that meanj mye Hatf phyrred, phor all the ahmediyas hu did naat samajho...

Salam

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Pleaj to get in line. But it ij too late (mauka nikal gaya haath sey). Our gobermint haj caught on to thij ishkeme. Dekho hiyar ( Vija iscam inbolbing Pajistani Oil-e-lympic team haj been uncovered ). Bhat to do now? bun poochh. ij "gobermint" phlabor of kufr chooing gumm? i suno apout sb...

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BURUR! sabsay pehlay allah ko laakh laakh shukariya...

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he has evolved, mullah red. i thought giving him the proper halal american pre-name letter (J) with a "the second" would make him seem more nefarious than ever!

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hu ij troo burelander and hu ij RAA ajint! " hu ish tha honorabubble bresident of ourr pelovved neashewn cheena (taller than mountain :D , deeper than osean). aoww kan he bee both pure breedlander and RAA ajint. Ish he possessed by Djinah's djinn? :eek: diyar kish-al-mish bin dry phrooty, ju a...

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archan wrote:
Rajat wrote:"we hab mounted ayesha radar on ar planej!"
Aal your ayeshas are pelong to us.

that ij what she said. and hiyar, she ij my khushpoo...

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Diyar Rajat-ul-takniki, Blijj to note that ju hab too demonstrate new taknik to be 100% Halal and Sharia certifaid. And aljo it haj to be free from Goat Testing. diyar prasant-ul-hallali oph korse it ij halal! it ij halal green in kolor. aljo, to ensuar 400% halalness, eye hab ujed vajline aj lubr-...

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Rajat-ul-Djinntechie Duj naam oph yawr eenbhenshun, Gaydar aljo eemply dat eet Kan tale uj iph burelunder/RAA agint are Gay und aljo phull oph Dar? Ipj jo, den eet bhill gibe awr armee playure iph dere awr a loat oph gayz yand bhee kan depheet Yindoos iph dere ij a lawt oph Dar. Suppanallah yand sa...

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Newesht Djinn Takneeks! considering haw much we burelanders lobe each other, I yam broud to brjent Active-e-longashun Ikinned Gaydar Array! latesht djinn shtudieej hab led to this incredibull way of determining hu ij troo burelander and hu ij RAA ajint! I hab named it in thij way to ensuar that cope...

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^^

bhy, the sun, oph korse! aphter tel suppliej end, the grate kaliphate haj all rites to the neksht sorse of bijli! thij time, wee shall replace arapia aj the gratest nashun on earth-e-shatter!

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^^

LaWhore via Kuwait!

My Hatf just phyrred. Tactical mijjile jusht pecame ishtrat-e-gic...

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AoA! AK PHYRR!

Lalbraf for El Brejidente!

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labraf, blij to maafi. eye will naiver dephy. put eye ask phor jor mag-na-nimitee. a mujahid's house is his khushpoo. or at least, hij mijjile's...

witch meens that mye hatf will pee kave-less onlee... it will looje it's TFTA-ness...

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ju are assking mee to gibe ub my khushpoo???

sabki khushpoo khatray mein hay...

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thij ij pisskological itch, mullah led... my khushpoo wantj to proob she ij moar bootyphool than jors...

iph that ij the kase, she ij most bootyphool khushpoo in LMU, aj per mad maths...

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whatt apout LMU Fashion Week, hain ji? my khushpoo haj peen itching to go on to goat-walk...

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AoA!

wun poochh... inshtead of putting bum up musharraf, bhyphor can't mujahids just eeet it and wate for a phew ghante, hain ji?

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Diyar Jirga, I hab disc-e-obery and poochh. Eye waj talking to mye phiphth cujjin, elebhen timej remooved. He ij deep under cobher in kuffar land, and doej kuffar thingj to plend in. He tellj me that there ij a gaana called, "I'm the Djinn in the Djinn poak bwoy". Wee shud send LMU resarch...

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eye don't need peece of kagaz to cunphurm halal-ness. that is kufr praktiss.

for troo baki, pathar will do onlee...

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da koschan may arije, prasant-al-kufri, that haw do eye gnaw that my bakistaniyat ij troo? wye, pecoj it ij halal GREEN, oph korse! must pe the herps onlee...

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Prasant wrote:Onlee iph it ij Halal.

ju kuffar! haw dare ju kweshchun my halal-ness? eye sho troo bakistaniyat eberee mawrning (eye alwaij chek!). if bakistaniyat ij not halal, then NUTHING ij halal!

bakistaniyat ko khatray may mat daalo!

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butt wye, mah-e-ndrullah? sometimej, pa'astanij need protein, nahin?

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vairy vairy much negatib neuj :

http://timesofindia.indiatimes.com/worl ... 802408.cms

Naw whaire will we get amajing kwotej? Whaire will naixt kanspirajy theoree cum from? eye am vairy much

jors in greef,

al (ij) dust

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What a stance??? if it isnt a proof that she is a man then i dont know what is. http://cache.daylife.com/imageserve/04b51CI9LpatE/610x.jpg Farrin minster ij onlee expressing her all weather friendship with tarrel birather with open arms legs. Lal burkin bag is to show solidarity with Cheen mulk. Ha...

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Lalmohan wrote:bhat iph irradiation from new clear bum turned god phearing sci-e-ntist into qadiani mutant?!

That onlee happenj to thoje hu are inwardlee Quadiani onlee. Troo peeleeberj bhill naivar turn! It can be tesht for new nanhas entering LMU onlee!

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Pakistan shuns physicist linked to ‘God particle’ I bropose bakistan shun physics, aj it ish linkked to physicist who disjcovered haram "God particle". haraaaaaaam!!! Joo koophar! Are ju phorgetting the grate advancej maid in the feel(d) of Djinn Fizzyks? Joo wood hab uss looj aar takniki...

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Ah... reminds me oph the gud old dayj in Pindi...

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Urgent neuj onree! Kufr Shoodar haj discov-e-red Djinni Power! Eye waj prowjing kufr e-conomic timej on duniya-chauda-jaala (borld bide beb onlee) bwhen bwhat do eye dekho? THIJ! http://economictimes.indiatimes.com/news/emerging-businesses/entrepreneurs/gram-power-yashraj-khaitans-smart-microgrid-pr...

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i brobose nyoo karikullam phor LMU. mujahids aar taking thingj too literally. phor eggjample, thij habbened in 2009. http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/2646557/Suicide-bomber-hid-explosives-up-his-backside.html naw, eye am thinging that hij tlainel musht hab told him to "shove it up hij ...

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auph korse! hij musharraf waj kampleetly bummed...

weren't krates kept pelow him? he waj gaarding them with hij laife! too bad they decided to kash in on hij bromiss...

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krekt, ji!

bum ij mosht halaal dawai phor musharraf onlee... just ask jia-ul-faq, who aljo got thij dawai, but sweetened with mango.

do ju think thij meetha dawai ij like haraam homo(!)pathic dawai, hain ji?

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ju phools!

du jou think aar mujahids have the time to do napak thingj? theje mujahids are testing new takneek for dephujing bums - their musharrafs abjorb the vacuum purst. theje are nanha mujahids, training bwith paani, so that their peachy bottomj don't get too takleefed...

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Diyar Jirga Mempers, I hab a poochh. Wee arr all train-e-d to recognize the wurd "herrow" to pe like kufr word "hero". Butt bhwat of tarrel fliends, hain ji? Bhwen they want to say "Hello" like us mards, they will pronounce it like "herrow"! Or arr they saying...

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eye suxessphully shed my load this morning. eye am suar eet bhent a laang way towords adress-i-ng theyar ijjue.

also, eye am not samajhing one thing - bhyphor are all ijjues outstand-i-ng? bhy can't they be standing inside, hain ji? bhwat iph theyar is baarish?

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lalpraf, eet wood pee mai H(&D) iph a see-near maulana tested it. put, just in kase theyar are teething (hai!) broplems, eye can cunfigur eet to wurk with nanhas aj well. aj the jirga decides. thij doej, aphter all, phall under the lawj of shararat.

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SELL?! kanishkullah, bhat are ju sujjesting, hain ji?! that eye do kufr bania-ness? haye haye, such a haraam thing to do! eye bhill provide it phor phree, aj ij ritten in the pook. eye am conphident in the GPS, butt i wood pe happy to test it. i rekwest any memb-e-rs of the jirga to provide ginnee-s...

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eet ij bossiple, kanishk-ul-sunno-sunnao, that pa'astanis hab phound the Troo Naurd and Troo Saud that weshtern beepal keep tokking apout, hain ji? Troo Saud ij phacing towards aur phor phaders in holey saudi arapia and Troo Naurd ij aur bwerry own pa'astan! pa'astan is the birthplace oph all new te...

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