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by rsharma
29 Oct 2010 16:36
Forum: Trash Can Archive
Topic: J & K news and discussion
Replies: 3371
Views: 489324

Re: J & K news and discussion

Upon reading the article entitled - " Pity The Nation That Has To Silence Its Writers", I was left wondering who exactly are these writers that Ms. Roy is referring to ???? For surely, I cannot come to think of this particular person as a "Writer" of any worth, having read the so...
by rsharma
27 Oct 2010 14:03
Forum: Military Issues & History Forum
Topic: Military Humor and related
Replies: 588
Views: 219205

Re: Military Humor and related

The Navy Invented Sex A Marine and a sailor were sitting in a bar one day arguing over which was the superior service. After a round of beers, the Marine says, 'Well, we had Iwo Jima.' Arching his eyebrows, the sailor replies, 'We had the Battle of Midway. 'Not entirely true', responded the Marine. ...
by rsharma
12 Oct 2010 10:27
Forum: Trash Can Archive
Topic: C-17s for the IAF?
Replies: 3924
Views: 753884

Re: C-17s for the IAF?

Have not been following this thread, so apologies if already discussed.. Does the 4.4 billion dollar deal come with an offset clause like the MRCA deal or is it "accommodated" without it..
by rsharma
07 Oct 2010 09:46
Forum: Military Issues & History Forum
Topic: Military Humor and related
Replies: 588
Views: 219205

Re: Military Humor and related

From the movie "Crimson Tide".. NSFW.. A Captain of a Battle Ship is on an inspection of the aft deck where he comes upon 2 sailors one of whom is f***ing the other in the Musharraf.. so the enraged Captain demands to know what is going on.. Sailor(panting for breath): " Sir, Bob fell...
by rsharma
06 Oct 2010 11:02
Forum: Military Issues & History Forum
Topic: Military Humor and related
Replies: 588
Views: 219205

Re: Military Humor and related

6-7 Years ago, came across this one on BRF.. re-posting..

(Q) What is the "Vice" of the Vice-Admiral ?
(A) The "Rear" of the Rear-Admiral..
by rsharma
04 Oct 2010 10:48
Forum: Trash Can Archive
Topic: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv Newj
Replies: 2845
Views: 529304

Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv

Bhwhat ???????? No hulchul in BENIS faar 2 dayj.. Bhere ij everyone hiding.. i jusht came back fraam Lal-praafs cave and it waj laaked with a sign hanging outside that said - " My 4th Wife beat me ub todin.. Out for deeb meditation & interr-o-spection.." Similar sign hanging outside aa...
by rsharma
29 Sep 2010 16:37
Forum: Military Issues & History Forum
Topic: Aircraft Recognition
Replies: 1014
Views: 304070

Re: Aircraft Recognition

YAK-141 whose VTOL system was used to develop the F-35 STOVL system. Along with the Yak 38 "Forger" in one pic That is right Shiv.. apparently the Soviet Naval Air Arm wanted the Yakovlev 141 to be the replacement of the "Forger", but the collapse of Soviet Union killed the prog...
by rsharma
29 Sep 2010 11:47
Forum: Military Issues & History Forum
Topic: Aircraft Recognition
Replies: 1014
Views: 304070

Re: Aircraft Recognition

ok.. let's see who gets it right.. http://img405.imageshack.us/img405/6391/45088520.jpg The one on the right in the next pic.. http://img413.imageshack.us/img413/9250/36129064.jpg http://img192.imageshack.us/img192/8361/30973301.jpg Next one gives a big clue.. http://img193.imageshack.us/img193/3217...
by rsharma
29 Sep 2010 10:00
Forum: Military Issues & History Forum
Topic: Aircraft Recognition
Replies: 1014
Views: 304070

Re: Aircraft Recognition

Quiz time for the whiz kids Can anyone ID all these aircraft? I can't No bigger pic available to me. http://www.aero-web.org/images/manufact.jpg Tough one.. but will give it a try.. The first one on the left with canards is X-31.. the second one looks like an F-15 with canards.. third is SR-71 Blac...
by rsharma
27 Sep 2010 09:52
Forum: Trash Can Archive
Topic: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv Newj
Replies: 2845
Views: 529304

Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv

errr.... aarghhhhhh.... ahem.. ahem.. Bhy is da Arap piarather bointing hij "pinky" towards the Cama ???? http://www.womansday.com/var/ezflow_site/storage/images/media/images/05-cama/1023553-1-eng-US/05-cama.jpg Ij the Cama Pinky-trained :oops: ???? Jours poochingly Rahul bin Sharam Sharam
by rsharma
17 Sep 2010 12:45
Forum: Trash Can Archive
Topic: Terrorist Islamic Republic of Pakistan (TSP): Sep 03, 2010
Replies: 2841
Views: 502005

Re: Terrorist Islamic Republic of Pakistan (TSP): Sep 03, 20

25,000 pounds per day makes it over 9.0 Million pounds an year..
Damn waste of money just to protect a single musharraf.......
by rsharma
17 Sep 2010 09:48
Forum: Trash Can Archive
Topic: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv Newj
Replies: 2845
Views: 529304

Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv

Prem wrote:Bhhat iz the korelation between da size oph Musharraf and Brosperity?
The Depth of Musharraf is inversely brobortional to the Height of Brasberity........
by rsharma
16 Sep 2010 09:14
Forum: Trash Can Archive
Topic: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv Newj
Replies: 2845
Views: 529304

Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv

Zillion Dollah Quejjun: How..... will.... come..... the..... Brosperity.... in Bakistaan..... ?????? :(( Joo aske a bhery sherry-ious quejjun . Bhat i will give joo a simple jawaab . Brosberity will come after increase in the number oph GUBO shifts. .............. My Diyaar Mullah Cheen-may-Aanand,...
by rsharma
14 Sep 2010 17:18
Forum: Trash Can Archive
Topic: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv Newj
Replies: 2845
Views: 529304

Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv

jagga wrote:Moved from TSP thread
Must Watch!! :lol:
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Zillion Dollah Quejjun:

How..... will.... come..... the..... Brosperity.... in Bakistaan..... ??????
:((
by rsharma
03 Sep 2010 14:50
Forum: Trash Can Archive
Topic: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv Newj
Replies: 2845
Views: 529304

Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv

aarghhh.. errrrr... Diyaar Eye-Dither Janap,

http://www.paktribune.com/news/index.shtml?231216

I am all kaan-fused...!!!!!!!
What ij thij Tripal Eye Agency , menshunned in the apove link.. hain ji ??
blij do kiliyar-e-phy

jour's sochingly,
Mullah Rah-ul Sharm Sharm
by rsharma
24 Aug 2010 12:19
Forum: Trash Can Archive
Topic: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv Newj
Replies: 2845
Views: 529304

Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv

bun phustrated paqi.... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ameGYuD6NZ c :rotfl: Favorite quotes from the bhedio: "Kutte ke bachon, Haraam-zaadon, Behench*d Bakistaniyon.. U Bloody GUPOdoer Musharaff-Holes.. " "Tum logon ko koi visa nahin deta.. aur jab milta hai to border par khaal udhed...
by rsharma
22 Aug 2010 13:24
Forum: Trash Can Archive
Topic: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv Newj
Replies: 2845
Views: 529304

Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv

Ghazwa this Wet- dreaming Arapian M***** Fokkers

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by rsharma
20 Aug 2010 18:39
Forum: Trash Can Archive
Topic: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv Newj
Replies: 2845
Views: 529304

Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv

Naeece to cee AmirKhan at numper one sbot..
Thij callj faar (dirty) dancing:

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by rsharma
16 Aug 2010 11:31
Forum: Trash Can Archive
Topic: Su-30MKI vs Su-35BM debate
Replies: 40
Views: 12035

Re: Su-30MKI vs Su-35BM debate

Faithfool Birathers.. give Spetzy a break..!!
This is just to avoid clutter..
More than anything else.. fact is.. unless u r a Mod/cozily acquainted to a Mod/ BRF-oldie/ hot-shot journo providing stuff to BRF/.. pretty much no one is allowed to start a Thread.. :((
by rsharma
25 Jul 2010 23:07
Forum: Trash Can Archive
Topic: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv Newj
Replies: 2845
Views: 529304

Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv

^^^^
What ij the combosite dialogue that Jacques ij talking apout??
Ij it a brelude to a GUPO sejjion or pindigenious nomenclature for an all out $$$$ begging from AmirKhan in return for offering GUPO services ????
by rsharma
23 Jul 2010 19:38
Forum: Trash Can Archive
Topic: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv Newj
Replies: 2845
Views: 529304

Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv

AoA !!

Thij ij why we hold & pe-hold Lal-Broff in such high ass-team.. shure-lee a Pooker prize winning piece..
by rsharma
23 Jul 2010 10:48
Forum: Trash Can Archive
Topic: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv Newj
Replies: 2845
Views: 529304

Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv

Sharmandeen, Da archez of B haaz Holy Arapian luuk, da hoorigenital double benetration shign seemzs to dishappear no bhere . Kant bue haab O laik in BOB Joke ( bleeze to bisit humor dhaga) in da miidle. A for Amreeka on da lepht, A phor Araps on da raight and O sign oph Moosharraf in da middle bill...
by rsharma
22 Jul 2010 02:44
Forum: Trash Can Archive
Topic: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv Newj
Replies: 2845
Views: 529304

Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv

Bhy for so much confujinashun amongsht Jirga memberaan ober Bakistani eek-o-nomy shimbal.. hain ji??
Here ij the shelected entree..

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Case Kilosed..!!!!

Added baad mein: ^^^^ All Buns Intended.. :mrgreen:
by rsharma
15 Jul 2010 13:37
Forum: Trash Can Archive
Topic: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv Newj
Replies: 2845
Views: 529304

Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv

http://www.pakpoint.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/Google_Pakistani.jpg na kament ^^ Why ij the Gogola web-bage showing " Pages from India " check-pox.. hain ji ???? Ij it pecause of girait bakistaani tradishun of ijjuing "Made in Baakistaan" ishtambj aan everything, just like t...
by rsharma
14 Jul 2010 11:37
Forum: Trash Can Archive
Topic: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv Newj
Replies: 2845
Views: 529304

Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv

wot to say? Segjual Traadishuns of Baakistaan Dear Abbrentice Mullah-in-training Angrez-bin-Kuffar, AoA.. thanx to joo far pringing thij bojitively bojitive neuj to the notice of the Jirga.. Just goej to show that ishtil the Baakistaanis r numero uno in Gadha,Ghoda, Kutta, Donkey, Monkey & offc...
by rsharma
14 Jul 2010 01:45
Forum: Trash Can Archive
Topic: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv Newj
Replies: 2845
Views: 529304

Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv

Nayak wrote:I always cum twice ..
AoA !! cumming twice is 400% more halaal than naat cumming at aal..
here ij sumthing to keep ju & jour raakit occoobied..

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by rsharma
10 Jul 2010 15:36
Forum: Trash Can Archive
Topic: International Aerospace Discussion
Replies: 4918
Views: 1193333

Re: International Aerospace Discussion

What a clown Bolden is. You can tell that this Dinkins variety dumb*ss is just an affirmative action candidate who has now graduated from bumbler to the status of a loose cannon without any real professionalism whatsoever. Well, it will actually be unfair to blame Bolden Jr. as clearly he is just a...
by rsharma
10 Jul 2010 11:01
Forum: Trash Can Archive
Topic: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv Newj
Replies: 2845
Views: 529304

Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv

La-hole Pilla Kuwait Illa Pilla Aakh-thoo

Bhy r the joos solders dancing, hain ji???? :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:

Bhee need to send the Ghazwa-e Pehind ober there ass soon ass bossiple, to but the joos pack in their blace bhere they pelong..


by rsharma
07 Jul 2010 21:24
Forum: Trash Can Archive
Topic: Indian Military Aviation
Replies: 3926
Views: 1273961

Re: Indian Military Aviation

But if the idea is to have 10tonnes+ airlift capacity and still be able to hover over a hill top and offload troops/supplies or carry under slung loads (say ULWH - Chinook can carry 3 at a go) from location in Valley A to location in Valley B - then CH-47 fits the bill. After all, size does matter....
by rsharma
06 Jun 2010 08:07
Forum: Trash Can Archive
Topic: Su-30: News and Discussion
Replies: 3952
Views: 1230014

Re: Su-30: News and Discussion

What Shiv stated, makes absolute sense.. what possible scenario can emerge, short of a full scale conflict that will require IAF's premier airborne platform to strike 1000 km inside enemy's territory.. and if, a full scale war is ever declared, would not lobbing a couple of IRBMs at such "deep&...
by rsharma
21 Apr 2010 03:25
Forum: Trash Can Archive
Topic: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv Newj
Replies: 2845
Views: 529304

Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv Newj

Earth e Quake is caused by teenage madrassa abduls in Bakistan dressing inappropriately which leads young Mullahs and older Moulavis astray . Send dhem to Kuffar land, bue shall wel-come dhem in uvur armz yand kontol da quaaking. Abdullz bith modest drezz naat beklcome , mohtomaz bithout eben modes...
by rsharma
19 Apr 2010 00:57
Forum: Military Issues & History Forum
Topic: The IAF History Thread
Replies: 1175
Views: 334538

Re: The IAF History Thread

http://www.defencetalk.com/pictures/data/3024/Mirage-DefenceTalk.com001.jpg Probably this is the sight.. that factored most in the Indian Navy going for the Barak deal in the 90's.. With a decent probability of a handful of ROSE upg Mirages carrying the deadly Exocet, being able to sneak through th...
by rsharma
16 Apr 2010 08:38
Forum: Trash Can Archive
Topic: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv Newj
Replies: 2845
Views: 529304

Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv Newj

in Baki speek,Bhat iz the dippherence between toorist and terrorist ? Terrorist ij a Toorist with a one way ticket.. Theej dayj LMU pirathers aar phorgeting even basic differenshij.. smoking too much of herps i tell joo.. I hab just the salooshun far thij herp addicshun.. All intershted shud rebort...
by rsharma
11 Apr 2010 18:23
Forum: Trash Can Archive
Topic: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv Newj
Replies: 2845
Views: 529304

Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv Newj

Q1. a) Who was the phirst baki jarnail to GUBO to kufr Yindia ? b) Bhen did that habben ? (a)Eye gas it bhaj Yeah-Yeah Khan.. (b) Jit habbened in 1965 aphter the grand oberation "Grand Salaaam" ended in miss-carriage.. inter-molestingly thij ij bhwat kuffar Wikibedia haj to say apout the ...
by rsharma
30 Nov 2009 17:09
Forum: Trash Can Archive
Topic: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv Newj
Replies: 2847
Views: 533627

Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv Newj

sreeji wrote:Please to watch this video to see Zakir Naik giving advice on sharm sharm with the kamel and other things. I am very much excite about this.
:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:
"Otherwise it will bite it off"
ROFLMAO - Rolling on the floor laughing my musharraf off !!
by rsharma
27 Nov 2009 11:31
Forum: Trash Can Archive
Topic: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv Newj
Replies: 2847
Views: 533627

Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv Newj

to scrape off Pakistaniyat,.. conphused wonlee...did musharraf come from Pakistaniyat or did Pakistaniyat come from Musharraf.. :(( Methinkj it ij eajier to answer "Whether murgi came firjt or andaa" but no one can tell faar shurity whether " musharraf come from Pakistaniyat or did P...
by rsharma
23 Nov 2009 10:39
Forum: Trash Can Archive
Topic: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv Newj
Replies: 2847
Views: 533627

Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv Newj

Maulana Ga-Ga-Gun,
It ij pecause Koopher saft-ware ij puilt aan koopher laajik witch ij naat so hard tested aj bakistani la-whoreee laajik and mad maths..
and aljo i think ju aar ujing too much aaf lalbrafessors herps theej dayj..!!
by rsharma
21 Nov 2009 11:55
Forum: Trash Can Archive
Topic: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv Newj
Replies: 2847
Views: 533627

Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv Newj

:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:
Eye theenk the author Nadeem F. Paracha shood pe awaarded 72 Khuspoos and an Haanarary citezenship aaf BENIS-land..
by rsharma
14 Nov 2009 10:53
Forum: Trash Can Archive
Topic: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv Newj
Replies: 2847
Views: 533627

Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv Newj

James B wrote:Mehdi's sermon on Bakistan's new-klear weapons.

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:eek:
Methinks, Kangressis who aar self bro-claimed flag-pearers aaf Secularijm in India shud see this lamentation by The Mehdi..
Chaar saal ki kaangress ki sarkar mein mujjalmanon ka katl-e-aam shuru karwa diya gaya"
:wink: