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chetak wrote:
Cyrano wrote:Yeah, and his micro-soft may be cut shorter.
I thought mrs microsoft had already done that

50% (onlee $60Bn).

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So, it ij true. Pen (kalam) and gun (asla) go haath-haath (hand in hand). Hiyar ij diyar mujahid Mohsin Jamil Baig bith gun and hij naukars demanding hij freedom of ekshpreshun rights bhile holding a police wallah haastage . Can a-rundi-dhoti rai match thij? Hainji? https://i.dawn.com/primary/2022/0...

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Look at what just cropped up somewhere in China! I don't know how I missed the obvious. I believe that this is a fake, a prop, a carefully stage-managed subterfuge. Very china-like. The obvious questions: 1. How did they manage to get a plane of this size towed to this location? Note the narrow all...

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BijuShet wrote:I want an answer on why is there lotion and tissue for eyeraininan but no lotion when talking to his Army chief ???

Biju-al-eagle-eye-shetuddin, do joo naat have khabar that dimran somej prelubricated bhen meeting bith hij CoASS?

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Spinning it. Pak-Iran border one of peace and friendship, says PM Imran in meeting with Iranian minister Prime Minister Imran Khan Monday described the Pakistan-Iran border as a frontier of "peace and friendship" The premier expressed the views during a meeting with Iranian Interior Minist...

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Same day, same distance, different meeting with an eyeraininan.

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rsingh wrote:^^^
what, no extra large sofas a la Bakis. Ju kanjoos Baniyas. Simplicity and practicality at its best.

Do you mean like this patio sofa? Distance makes the hearts grow fonder?

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No minority issues in bakistan. Only LaWhoris acting like LaWhoris. Over 150 ‘assailants’ booked in Christian boy’s death case in Lahore LAHORE: The Factory Area police lodged a case against 150-200 ‘attackers’ in the wake of death of a Christian boy here on Monday. The police acted after residents ...

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Vayutuvan wrote:Emergency?!!! 1977 India "is Indira". Truly pappu dynast of Canada.

Enjoy the imagery.

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A bleak prognosis of wheat The already cash-starved Pakistan will be facing an increasing food import bill as experts fear up to a 15 per cent drop in the domestic wheat yield due to shrinking acreage, poor application of fertiliser, water scarcity, limited certified seeds , etc, leading to further...

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5 officials of Intelligence Bureau suspended after TV host Iqrarul Hassan accuses them of torture Television host and journalist Syed Iqrarul Hassan on Tuesday accused officials of the Intelligence Bureau (IB) of detaining him and members of his team for hours at their Karachi office and subjecting...

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If this does not have the makings of an elitist system, then the paki awam is in great trouble. Thank you, djinn-ah! Govt to set up separate judicial system for overseas Pakistanis: Fawad Federal Minister for Information and Broadcasting Fawad Chaudhry announced on Tuesday that the government had de...

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Looks like they got a danda instead to cooperate in completion of existing CPEC work. No funee, no money. That outcome with the danda was evident when the entire entourage - Dimwit, Faw Faw, Koreysh et al, were made to sit at a transit bus stop, with no heating. Dekho for jourself... https://i.dawn...

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Pakjabis are full of bluster and 'badke maarna' and nil on real achievements. They somehow believe that propaganda, lobbying and 'narrative building' are more important than reality. For example, their army loses every war that they fight, yet ISPR convinces everyone in Pakistan that they have won ...

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Imran Khan phones Amir Liaquat to congratulate on third marriage Now they are equal-equal. 3-3. Amir Liaquat thanks Prime Minister Imran Khan for congratulating him on tying the knot Hussain married Syeda Dania Shah, an 18-year-old from South Punjab, just a day after his second wife confirmed she h...

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Information and Broadcasting Minister Fawad Chaudhry has said Pakistan has proposed a plan to build semiconductors zone with the help of China, converting Pakistan to self-sufficiency in modern gadgets and opening new avenues for development. I hope Lord Faw Fw knows he is the minister of I&B, ...

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And, the pakis point fingers at India...while this happens at regular intervals in their own god-forsaken land. Lynching horror visits Khanewal A middle-aged man was stoned to death by a mob over alleged desecration of the Holy Quran in a remote village of Khanewal district on Saturday. The killing ...

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The new dystopian China at the 2022 Winter Olympics

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University of Pissahour sends Valentine greetings to Cashmere "in lieu" of the missed date of February 5 when all of bakistan stood silently for 30 seconds.

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As expected and true to form, scorned baki ministers are pissed. Im the Dim achieves the impossible triple-trifecta of idiocies - self goal, internal revolt and public derision. Wait till Jinn Peerni puts a hex on him. Read on to see how each of the scorned ministers is now busy washing the party's ...

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Breaking News!! Im the Dim kicks out his third (?) wife - Bushra Bibi Peerni - from his BandGala mansion.

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Have to pay back $3 billion within a year. How can the ummah does not give porkistan free money? :(( Correction. $3.12Bn. But...tomatoes, tomahtoes. Ummah and bakistan have a relationship similar to a master with a stick and his dog (you know who is who). Master houses and feeds the dog until it st...

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Azeem-o-shaan DimShah's dus ratans with certificates nd an oscar-ishtyle presentation beats Akbar the Ingrate's nau ratans by one.

https://twitter.com/i/status/1491723126056656896

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sudhan wrote:I see Ministry of Interior... Where is the award for the Ministry of Posterior??

Al-sud-Han mian, hiyar joo go.

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And, now this. (I didn't know it was a competition between his ministers. This has to be a joke!) PM Imran awards appreciation certificates to 'top 10 best performing federal ministries' :lol: https://i.dawn.com/primary/2022/02/6204d860a3949.jpg Prime Minister Imran Khan on Thursday awarded apprecia...

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Nearly 50 Ahmadi graves desecrated by police in Pakistan’s Punjab: Community member Nearly 50 graves belonging to the Ahmadis have been allegedly desecrated by police and Muslim clerics for using Islamic symbols on gravestones at a cemetery in Pakistan’s Punjab province, a member of an organisation...

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kit wrote:honestly we need a "toolkit" of our own to combat their hypocrisy and call it out in the open ..

Calling Rihanna and Mallalalaa.

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well the dim has no job to do back home anyway.. lots of free time :mrgreen: He is considered a dimwit and a joke in the "leaders of the world" club. He is soon to have more free time if PML(N) has its way. Slim Waist Bajwa is also biding his time to make his next move. Bajwa's tenure exp...

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Fools wander where angels fear to tread. Pakis are walking into a blind corner where there is no exit. Two can play this game. 'Reprehensible act': Pakistan summons Indian envoy over hijab ban in Karnataka schools Pakistan on Wednesday deplored the "reprehensible act" of banning Muslim stu...

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Varoon Shekhar wrote:Sickening. Why isn't there a movement to free this man?

What sort of a movement would you suggest?

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Earlier he offered his services to bring Saudis and Iran together and was rebuffed by the Saudis who said "we can take care of our business". The idiot has a habit of running his mouth. Let's see if he offers his arbitration services to bring Roos and Amrika to a peace treaty when he visi...

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Just as I predicted in an earlier post. Now, get the same non-apology- apologies from Pizzahut, Kia, KFC ...let them know how deeply fried their chicken/goose would be in India. My bet is that these multinationals will use the same tactic - blame it on their independently owned paki subsidiaries and...

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Im the Dim's uvachas: Pakistan wants to bring together US and China to avoid 'Cold War-like' situation: PM Imran Imran Khan has said that Pakistan wanted to play the role of bringing together the United States and China because "another Cold War" would not benefit anyone. He expressed thes...

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yensoy wrote:^^^^ looks like got swabbed from the behind

Did you notice Gaddi Nasheen Koreysh has tactically blocked access to his er...wee wee whereas dimmy has posted a welcome sign. Lord Faw Faw is unsure.

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Federal Minister for Information and Broadcasting Chaudhry Fawad Hussain revealed ...that during Prime Minister Imran Khan’s visit to the neighbouring country, the two sides discussed the shifting of the semiconductors industry to Pakistan as it was beneficial for both Lord Faw Faw also revealed th...

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Here's another one - "when do they serve lunch?"

anupmisra · Re: Terroristan - April 15, 2021 Caption time. "Three Idiots"

Caption time.

"Three Idiots"

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While that maybe true, the lack of response from the parent companies is troubling. Will any of them dare stay mum if a overzealous PR person in India handling their Indian division's account tweets something about "solidarity with Tibet" ? Lack of response does not imply that it is not f...

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Two should play the teetar game. A suggestion: On March 26, 1948, the Pakistan Army occupied an independent Baloch state. Since then Balochis have unsuccessfully fought four wars for independence. Pick the last week in March every year and start a " Baluchistan Solidarity Week " on behalf ...

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After Hyundai and KIA, it is now turn of Isuzu and KFC to show their "solidarity with Kashmiris" on something pulled out of ISI's musharraf called "Kashmir solidarity day". Add PIzzahut to the list. By the way, I do not believe that the parent multinational companies are respons...

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