Bharat Rakshak

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abhishek_sharma wrote:And they said the whole world is watching and studying their successful military mission.

The pakis are right. The world is studying their "successful" ops to learn how not to conduct ops in civilian areas, against the tellibunnies.

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The next intervention by Ahmed Quraishi There is no question that Mr Pervez Musharraf left behind a sordid strategic situation where Pakistan was relegated from confronting a worthy adversary like India to fighting insurgencies that popped up from nowhere Pakistan also needs to shed the apologetic ...

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AQKhanisms

Even if Hazrat Isa’s donkey went to Makka many times, on its return it would still be the same donkey.

Explains why a porki haji has no chance for redemption. Once a proki, always a porki, hajj nothwithstanding.

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Absurdistan Nothing new in this WKK-type article that complains about typically porki things. Except that this one-liner caught my eye: Pakistan has a population of 180 million and growing faster than anyone can say contraception. Hey! Isnt a country's growing population a measure of its future str...

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I bring khushkhabari (good nooj) to our birathers in different kave kamplexes in the pahads of wajirijtan. Our phd shinetishts (teerained under AQK) habe inbented an outdoor (khullam-khullah) toilet for our birave mujahids. Joo can take thish toilet bith joo in battle. Dekho in pikchar how to uje th...

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Bakistan's air faarce JF-17 Bandar depheats Su-30MKI of kufr bharatis. acMkjGv2hYg Bow!! I yam sho happy. My kave kamplex number 9-2-11 erupted in happinej. The entire kufr hawaii fauj of evil Yindooustan haj been deshtroyed by our mujahid hawaii fauj and our fliends who are tallel that tallest pah...

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Just when we were all wondering why the pakis love to emulate the Turks comes this next article (A WKK type stuff) in Daily Yawn that seems to explain it all (may be OT but ...): Mediaeval India: The Turks The term ‘Turk’ was first used in the sixth century. Turks were the wandering tribes of Centra...

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Samay wrote:What a funny yindoo idea
using wagah barder to blay tenis

I habe a poonch. Bill Sani bhabhiji bear shorts or burkha bhen pilaying tenis? Yand, bill shee pilay for pajistan or evil yindoostan?

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We pakis are so much like....... Turkey ! Comparing Turkey with Pakistan Let us count the ways.. The 1st similarity between Pakistan and Turkey is the both countries’ flags.Both of the flags have large crescent moon on them representing Islam. The 2nd similarity between the both countries is the ge...

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Just when you are about to lose faith in the true Paji culture when, BAM! comes along this gem of a story that once again reinforces your undying faith in all things paji. The new saga of Turkish lady guides 'Lady guides’ hired during Zardari’s Turkey visit not paid You see Zardari has class...unli...

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Vote of no-confidence by Austrian Soccer Coach

‘Pakistan’s World Cup dream is impossible’

It is not possible that Pakistan will be seen in the next few decades joining the cluster of World Cup playing nations because of the strange way the authorities are dealing with the game in the country

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Paji Education Minister's take on the fake degrees issue Education minister does not see fake degrees as ‘big crime’ Federal Minister for Education Sardar Aseff Ahmed Ali does not see fake degrees as a big crime and said that the cost of fake degrees should not be the ineligibility of the people el...

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Just when you are about to lose faith in the true Paji culture when, BAM! comes along this gem of a story that once again reinforces your undying faith in all things paji. The new saga of Turkish lady guides 'Lady guides’ hired during Zardari’s Turkey visit not paid In an embarrassing scandal, which...

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shiv wrote:No Hamid stopped struggling.

Pbuh from there on.

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From WSJ The Pakistani Indians Love to Hate From the article: A Facebook page calling for Mr. Hamid’s reinstatement has almost 1,000 fans . Allright, "fess up BRFites. How many of you are on that list? Already missing the lal topi wallah's daily "dekho betay" comedy routines, are you?

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Pakis never miss a chance to include water in their wish-list :evil: http://news.rediff.com/report/2010/jun/30/pak-trashes-musharrafs-formula-on-kashmir.htm "Any issue, whether it is Kashmir, Siachen, Sir Creek, water , any issue where progress can be made, should be made. Where it hasn't been...

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Cost of living for expats in 214 cities around the world, according to a survey by Mercer http://www.mercer.com/costofliving Karachi turns out to be the cheapest city in the world for expats to live in. Wonder if it has to do with nothing to spend money on , or the fact that rent is low due to no o...

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Lalmohan wrote:diyar al-baqr, i see that ju habh naat met al-nooyarki's sista?!

Now joo habe inshulted all kendo stix sistas from la topi masjid. That peard ij a sign of paki motorma's lineage from arapia.

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archan wrote:I hab phound him!!!

Archanullah - al - bakrifoundullah,

How doo joo know that he ij not a she? Hain? Al-bakri lookj like she ij a she. That bill be haraam akkarding to mahdi zaid "tellibunny" hamid (pbuh).

Enquiringly,

Doubtfullah al nooyarki

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Pakistan all set to become the world's recruitment ground for management professionals Pakistan's talented human resource Ha! Self serving statements by a business-minded Lankan setting up his second "coaching" center in the land of the talented abduls. Its like hearing every visiting Nat...

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Arms on Pakistan-bound ship from UN mission: Bangladesh Something black in the lentils, Saar! Bangladesh's army said Monday that an arms-laden ship bound for Pakistan detained by Indian authorities last week was returning weapons used during a UN peacekeeping mission . The ship was returning decomm...

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New F-16s to Pakistan This may cause some worries and alarm bells to start ringing in the higher echelons of the US State Department: PAF to use F-16s as it wishes “Our mission is to maintain peace with honour in the region but should this primary effort of maintaining peace fails, the PAF will emp...

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jamwal wrote:

Now bee habe night vijion capability and headj up dishplay phor our ladakoo hawai jahaj.

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AOA, oawar nashun now haj copytight on rupee symbol! we beat the yindoos! http://www.fakingnews.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/pak-rupee-yuan-250x208.jpg Our beerave kirkiters habe exposhed the yindoo tirick of tiricking the beerave and pious pajis into doiung same same. “This reminds me of Pokhran...

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1 millon motorcycles manufactured and sold in Pakistan in 11 months - so things are not as bad there yet as suggested by some. Maybe it will be motorcycle gangs invading India? http://criticalppp.com/archives/16887 The pajis nail their own lie: Pakistan is going through a terrible economic situatio...

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India not accused of stealing water: Jamaat From the annals for mindless paki finger-pointing and scapegoating comes this contradictory gem: Pakistan’s Indus Water Commissioner Syed Jamaat Ali Shah has said that we have not accused India of stealing water and the present low inflow in the rivers is...

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I broboje a com-pee-tiltation phor selecting baksheesh-tani currency. Some sug-e-stions:Salam Gaganullah-al-Bropoji Do not joo dekho that dee peerablum with paki ruppaiah? It ij the naam. It ij evil kufr. Bee should badalo our kufr naam from ruppaiah to pak-khana. Bich will solve all peerablums. Ha...

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Altair wrote:
instead of "exchanging dossiers” the two countries should “exchange hearts“

As a Lakhnawi Nawab would say, pehley aap, janaab (Sir, you first).

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Pakistan’s nuclear status This is apropos of F. Siddiqui’s letter (June 22). It seems to reflect a delusional mindset that apparently afflicts many Pakistanis. The two pillars of this worldview are: (1) a great over-estimation of Pakistan’s true strength in the world, and (2) a misunderstanding of ...

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Renewed strains between Islamabad and Washington BBC Article by Ahmed Rashid. Nothing new. Much of this old rant is well known to us at BR. Highlighting a few key points. Pakistani officials are threatening to pull its troops out from the sensitive north-western tribal areas unless the US and Europ...

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pgbhat wrote:
link wrote:"One has to understand where I'm coming from," Shahzad calmly replied.

That says it all. Once a paki, always a terrorist.

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SSridhar wrote:Pakistan, Shi'a and Ahmediyya Stands

This article is a keeper. Some facts will need to be verified. It actually describes the British behind-the-scene machinations to prod India (Read: Congress) into supporting Indian troops entry into WWII.

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Pakistan was created in the name of Islam with explicit protection and benefits for the Muslims. Having created a state this way, it then becomes necessary to define who the beneficiaries are A happy or successful Indian Muslim is fatal to the Pakistani identity . Dead, maimed, raped or suffering I...

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Nqb-1Lf4QX4 On one hath, I ab bery bery bleased to see ober bakistani biraders singing in much better pinglish than the koophers next door. But on other hath, ijn't thij haraam? That too in ober belobed stan oph arapia? Evil kufr. How dare joo make masti of pious shingers from piousland. Only sowdi...

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satyam wrote:Sorry OT: To all those who missed Harbhajan vs shoaib http://www.cricketcrowd.com/Play_Video-23-3439-7.html

I must have missed this one. What was that argument between Gambhir and Akmal all about? Lots of maa-behn?

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A Summary of the Pakistan-US Relationship

A must watch.

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Lies, damn lies, and paki myths Anti-federation plots originating in Punjab: Babar Federal Law Minister Babar Awan says if “conspiracies originating from Punjab” continue, the unity of the federation cannot be guaranteed. “In Pakistan, everyone has equal rights and accountability should not be sele...

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Pajistan: World's Drug Rehab Clinic Funny, in parts. UK drug addict tells of Taliban recruitment "They just gave me an AK47 assault rifle and I was taught how to strip the weapon, clean it and fire it as well as how to carry out guerrilla activities - I could not believe this was happening.&qu...

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AoA. BSO to boycott ‘Pak Studies’ in educational institutions Central spokesman of BSO (Liberal), after consultation with real Baloch intellectuals and scholars, has announced to boycott reading and teaching of Pakistan Studies in all the educational institutions of Balochistan and appealed to teach...

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PAKPATTAN CITY NEWS Police on Sunday booked Sadar police SHO for stealing a buffalo worth Rs 35,000 at Chak Ameer Sohara. Accused SHO Tahir Waheed along with other policemen entered the house of Jannat Bibi and allegedly stole her buffalo. Police on Sunday arrested nine drunkards in separate incide...

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