Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv Newj

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Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv Newj

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Postby Manish_P » 10 Apr 2021 11:03

Deejay-ullah, joo hab seen it but still not understud that it ij a 7th generation deep penetration stratejic weapon..

As bakistan keeps digging itselph into a deeper and deeper hole, the other end of tis hole will open in Kaneda.. so all bious baki birathers can simply jump in for direkt immi-ka-ration.. no need oph visa aur passport.

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Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv Newj

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:rotfl:

Pakistani Minister inaugurates ICBM* silo. Imran sends his regards by parcel

(Pingrezi to angreji translation: Pakistani ICBM is short for “I See Bowel Movement”)

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Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv Newj

Postby deejay » 10 Apr 2021 11:42

Manish_P wrote:Deejay-ullah, joo hab seen it but still not understud that it ij a 7th generation deep penetration stratejic weapon..

As bakistan keeps digging itselph into a deeper and deeper hole, the other end of tis hole will open in Kaneda.. so all bious baki birathers can simply jump in for direkt immi-ka-ration.. no need oph visa aur passport.


Mai Deeyar Manish-ullah, ju hab missed the bus again. This is the "worm-hole" to eternal bakistan of the world. This is deep bakistan - the deep state of an emerging supah-bower. It ij the fulfillment of djinn-aah's dream. It is where the future shall be found.

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Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv Newj

Postby Manish_P » 10 Apr 2021 12:20

Deejay-ullah, There is no bus neeyar my cave kamplex.. eben the gaddas are in shart supply due to our booming exports (all thanks to see-pack). but Ju are phar-seeing maulaner and i bow to jour 'deepisht' knowledge on all matters bakistani. Hazaar salaams to ju.

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Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv Newj

Postby partha » 10 Apr 2021 12:28

stop thij naansense, joo fools.

the pichhar ij naat of gutter inaugurashun but taken on the occashun of 'bakistan day' celebrashuns. health minister waj the chief guest.

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Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv Newj

Postby Thakur_B » 10 Apr 2021 12:29

partha wrote:stop thij naansense, joo fools.

the pichhar ij naat of gutter inaugurashun but taken on the occashun of 'bakistan day' celebrashuns. health minister waj the chief guest.


Standing over a miniature representation of the cuntry.

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Postby partha » 10 Apr 2021 12:38

there waj also rumor that this waj a search party headed by health minister searching for bakistan economy but i hab confirmed from red jone insiders that this ij indeed bakistan day celebrashun picchar.

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Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv Newj

Postby RCase » 10 Apr 2021 20:30

Joo Phools, you naat rekognijing that Baki minister ij making duas and mashallahs for Bakistan becoming a sewer-locked state. (Blease refer to Calvin Klein-ullah's video in Terroristani dhaga where Baki anal-yeast talks about earth-e-shatter strait-e-jee).

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Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv Newj

Postby Manish_P » 15 Apr 2021 12:06

A-o-A my dear birathers and maulaners

Todin i am so happy i hab tears in my inbred cross eyes.

Aphter many years i am seeing photus of our Raakit mard-e-momeens

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Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv Newj

Postby partha » 15 Apr 2021 12:24

AoA! SUPARCO beats ISRO in human spaceflight race of south asia.

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Postby kvraghav » 15 Apr 2021 12:37

Why the mask? Corona in space too?

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Postby anupmisra » 15 Apr 2021 17:43

partha wrote:AoA! SUPARCO beats ISRO in human spaceflight race of south asia.


Yej Part-ha-Hulla, joo are 1000% karrect. Pakhanijtan ij one saal ahead aaf shedoool. The hanarary shineshy minijter had proclaimed 2022 aj the taarget. Butt, aal thij was akomplished by Suarco in 2021. If no yakeen, dekho faar jourself.

Pakistan to send its first astronaut to space in 2022: Minister

Pakistan plans to send its first astronaut to space by 2022 with the help of its close ally China, Minister for Science and Technology has said.
China would collaborate with Pakistan in its space mission.
The selection process for the astronaut would start in 2020, Federal Minister for Science and Technology, Chaudhry Fawad Hussain said on Sunday.


MartialLaw!!

https://www.hindustantimes.com/world-ne ... IrP8H.html

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anupmisra wrote:Pakistan to send its first astronaut to space in 2022: Minister

Pakistan plans to send its first astronaut to space by 2022 with the help of its close ally China, Minister for Science and Technology has said.


Diyar Seenear Maulaner Anupmisra-ul-haq, Hazaar salaams. Plijj to klariphy on what Baaki Astronoughts will be kalled? 'Pakaonoughts'?

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Manish_P wrote:Diyar Seenear Maulaner Anupmisra-ul-haq, Hazaar salaams. Plijj to klariphy on what Baaki Astronoughts will be kalled? 'Pakaonoughts'?


Pakhana-nauts

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Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv Newj

Postby anupmisra » 15 Apr 2021 20:19

Thakur_B wrote:
Manish_P wrote:Diyar Seenear Maulaner Anupmisra-ul-haq, Hazaar salaams. Plijj to klariphy on what Baaki Astronoughts will be kalled? 'Pakaonoughts'?


Pakhana-nauts


Thakur-ud-din, pakhana-nauts soundj like a by-pradukt of too much nut-based-beer-yani.

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Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv Newj

Postby Philip » 16 Apr 2021 10:59

Most Bojitiv noose iz that Phrench prezzident is to be urging Phrench shitizens all to leave the Pukeistan for fear of loosing their lives ! Phrench yembassy is putting the container boxes all around yembassy phor protecshun.Howling mobs of pure Pukeistani jihadis are waiting to feast on Phrenchmen and wimmens in country because Phrench magazine daring to publish bad,bad,kartoons of great Profit!

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Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv Newj

Postby brat » 16 Apr 2021 11:08

Manish_P wrote:
anupmisra wrote:Pakistan to send its first astronaut to space in 2022: Minister



Diyar Seenear Maulaner Anupmisra-ul-haq, Hazaar salaams. Plijj to klariphy on what Baaki Astronoughts will be kalled? 'Pakaonoughts'?


AxtroPakiNuts :mrgreen:

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Philip wrote:Most Bojitiv noose iz that Phrench prezzident is to be urging Phrench shitizens all to leave the Pukeistan for fear of loosing their lives ! Phrench yembassy is putting the container boxes all around yembassy phor protecshun.Howling mobs of pure Pukeistani jihadis are waiting to feast on Phrenchmen and wimmens in country because Phrench magazine daring to publish bad,bad,kartoons of great Profit!

bhat? phrench embassy blocked by container boxes? eye hope they leave a small gap between the containers for mard-e-momins to farm a line to get vijas.

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Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv Newj

Postby Ambar » 17 Apr 2021 00:39

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yXXUxl6-oUU&t=185s

Lal topi thinks the vaccines are a grand conspiracy to merge human DNA with monkey DNA and "machine DNA". :shock:

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Postby Manish_P » 19 Apr 2021 14:44

^ RAA Ajint alert - naat using oph korrekt baakistani ishstyle inglees

Senior Maulaners, salaams. Plij to konphirm iph this belaw man ijj wajib-ul-kutlet

Fraam Yawn - Champion Quran reader in full voice

To master the art of Quran recitation, 21-year-old Hassan Ali Kasi had to follow a strict regime of yoga, hours of rehearsing vocal scales — and a total ban on biryani.

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Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv Newj

Postby johb » 20 Apr 2021 23:26

For those who missed this gem of a talk.

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Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv Newj

Postby ArjunPandit » 21 Apr 2021 15:30

partha wrote:
Philip wrote:Most Bojitiv noose iz that Phrench prezzident is to be urging Phrench shitizens all to leave the Pukeistan for fear of loosing their lives ! Phrench yembassy is putting the container boxes all around yembassy phor protecshun.Howling mobs of pure Pukeistani jihadis are waiting to feast on Phrenchmen and wimmens in country because Phrench magazine daring to publish bad,bad,kartoons of great Profit!

bhat? phrench embassy blocked by container boxes? eye hope they leave a small gap between the containers for mard-e-momins to farm a line to get vijas.

containers seem to be very popular there..apparently dimran had spent £70-80K gbp on a container for himself..

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Postby wig » 23 Apr 2021 08:32

https://www.timesnownews.com/internatio ... icle-india

meanbhile shupreme korte finds Im da dim incapble of running kuntry
The Supreme Court of Pakistan on Monday slammed the Imran Khan-led government over its failure to convene a meeting of the Council of Common Interests (CCI) for the last two months.

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Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv Newj

Postby jamwal » 25 Apr 2021 00:06

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No khushpoo can resist this, neither can you.

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Postby Suraj » 05 May 2021 23:17

End is in sight for TSP's money problems:
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Postby Manish_P » 05 May 2021 23:43

Maulaner Suraj-ud-dullah don't phorget ex-biwi oph Jeff Bejosh is also there. Kaptaan Saab shood try balling phrom both ends to see pitch wicket he can get.

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Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv Newj

Postby Tanaji » 05 May 2021 23:57

Hain jee, bhy phor to go indirectly when Kaptaan saab can go direct? It is impossible phor Bill and Jeff to resist the charms of a troo mard-e-momin like Kaptaan Saab. Aphter all, we have our madarssa teachings and shalwar to uphold

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Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv Newj

Postby RCase » 06 May 2021 00:08

brat wrote:
Manish_P wrote:
Diyar Seenear Maulaner Anupmisra-ul-haq, Hazaar salaams. Plijj to klariphy on what Baaki Astronoughts will be kalled? 'Pakaonoughts'?


AxtroPakiNuts :mrgreen:


Baaki's already have Raakit-Mards. Suarly they can send their Raakit Mards to space by 2022 ujing taknawlaji of flying winged dankey (Totally halal and py the pook). Why Chini help, hainji?
Butt more important qweshuns for seenear maulaners:
How many times per orbit does the momeen have to do namaz?
How to ensure raakit mard keeps dire-erection to qibla?
How to do wudu in space?
What happens if raakit mard gets eggscited in space and is naat able to kontrol himself?


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