Dhananjay wrote:UlanBatori wrote:One might criticize Pleet Bhalala etc to one's heart's content, but... hey, if by some miracle YOU were in their shoes, what would you do differently? Would you really be better off if someone else of One Community or Another Community were in that position? Is it to your benefit to drive out such ppl from any public position or position of power, or is that just ur ass-scratching nah-nah-nah loser brat mentality puking there? Answer that very honestly, to keep your criticism a bit within bounds.
The answer is very simple that preet bharara and his kind is where he is because others can't insult and degrade their own motherland and its people like he does. More like this why lawyers should be used in labs instead of rats:
Q: Why do behavioral scientists prefer lawyers to rats for their experiments?
A1: There are more of the lawyers to work with.
A2: Lawyers are more expendable.
A3: Lawyers do more harm to society than rats.
A4: Lab assistants are less likely to develop a bond or feel sympathy for them.
A5: Rats arouse more feelings of compassion and humanity.
A6: They multiply faster.
A7: Rats have an inate right to life and liberty.
A8: Animal rights groups will not object to their torture.
A9: Rats have more dignity.
A10: There are some things even a rat won't do.
A11: They're easier to catch... just tell somebody you want to sue someone and in no time, you'll have 10 of them at your feet.
A12: So you can brainwash them not to run for political office.
Let me add to this:
A13: Rats don't eat your money, only food (e.g. cheese preferred).
A14: Because rats don't scheme with your enemies.
A15: Because rats are interested in food and not your wife.
A16: Rats can be pets, lawyers are vampires.
A17: Because rats don't compulsively hoard or procastinate.
A18: Because rats are innocent.
A19: Even plague is better most punishments you can get from having a bad lawyer.
A20. There is no good lawyers, only no-good lawyers.
A21. Because rats stop eating when their stomachs are full.
A22. Because rats can be good company.
A23. Because lawyers smell bad.
A24. Rats dont charge by the hour for being around. Prostitutes and lawyers do.
A25. Rats are not looking for a free ride on your money. Prostitutes and lawyers are.
A26. Rats cant get you to disrobe. Prostitutes and lawyers do.
A27. Rats are not planning YOUR extermination.
A28. Rats are at keast food for snakes and cats.
A29. Rats can play a good role in mythology and children's stories -- a charriot for a deity, an imaginary good cook.
A30. Rats dont get you to divorce. Prostitutes and lawyers do.
A31. Rats have a purpose in life.
A33. A rat will live in a cage, the lawyer has his eyes set on your house.