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Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv

Postby Prem » 01 Dec 2011 03:04

johneeG wrote:han"]mullah zhangullah on deaf-o-dump sayj:
Wish China government can support Pakistan firmly.:eek: at doej this mean? :shock]
It means, dat mujahid wants cheena, eshweetesht phriend, to open many beauty phirms(parlors) in paakishtan, prepherably near lal masjids...


Yonlee bhen China's Stand Firm , Paki kan feel da Shuubbort op harder dhan HU, faster dhan Zhu yand Sweeetar dhan Wu.

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Postby Lalmohan » 01 Dec 2011 03:14

ju habh inshulted my four-fathers, now prepare to die!

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Postby Prem » 01 Dec 2011 04:34

Lalmohan wrote:ju habh inshulted my four-fathers, now prepare to die!

:rotfl: :rotfl:
Yonlee four!! Eye thooght Poaks arr Sahastarbeejee beeple.
Bith da phace oph wilderbeast, Poaq got da brain oph Donkey , mouth oph Ant eater, Noze oph Goorila, voice oph crow and Musharraf oph Elephant. Gawd ran oot oph sbare barts to blant da spine, noww dhey yall survibe taiking natuural bozion on yall four.

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Postby Lalmohan » 01 Dec 2011 22:57

eye shud habh added lip synch mismatch motions - like all good kung-fu movies!

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Postby Prasad » 02 Dec 2011 13:17

Diyar maulaners, yeditar,
bliss to pass fartwa on this wah-ji-bull-cattle !! Ij this halal due to the tattoo or haraam? (NSFW!!!!)
http://fhmindia.com/index.php/2011-04-2 ... ember-2011

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Postby sudhan » 02 Dec 2011 15:40

Prasad wrote:Diyar maulaners, yeditar,
bliss to pass fartwa on this wah-ji-bull-cattle !! Ij this halal due to the tattoo or haraam? (NSFW!!!!)
http://fhmindia.com/index.php/2011-04-2 ... ember-2011


Joo are mijjtaken..

Theej eej won off abar rekrootment dribes for bresh mujahids.. also our peeyaar inijiyative to make the goras thunk bedder ob us..

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Postby partha » 02 Dec 2011 15:52

Prasad wrote:Diyar maulaners, yeditar,
bliss to pass fartwa on this wah-ji-bull-cattle !! Ij this halal due to the tattoo or haraam? (NSFW!!!!)
http://fhmindia.com/index.php/2011-04-2 ... ember-2011


eye ass eye's strategic assets are exposed ...jeehaaaard on that kufr magazine. yyy conpirajy onlee. thij broves the imbortance of burqa. shuttle cock burqa for all baki wimmens. AoA!

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Postby archan » 02 Dec 2011 18:49

who ij the motorham?

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Postby archan » 02 Dec 2011 18:55

Introducing Memo Touch
Suphanallah! the yindoos can make their Aakash or bhatever taplets sasta. The TFTA bakistanese have their own TFTA taplet now. It ij called the "Memo Touch". It servj dual burbose, Haqqani saheb can tybe hij memos on it, and Gilani saheb can test out its "touch" features. It ij aalso dejined phor beebul with shaart term memory lass (STML) or bermanent memory laass (PML - Nawaz miyan would love it). I think jarnail musharraf can uje it to cure hij shaart term memory lass of 1999 Kargil GUBO and the bakistanese can use it to cure the bermanent memory lass of the times in 47, 65 and 71.

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Postby Sushupti » 02 Dec 2011 19:06

who ij the motorham?


Murlin Monroe of Baksitan: Veena MAlik

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Postby rajanb » 02 Dec 2011 19:14

100 stribes to Gernail Basha. Eet shud bhee Hyeena Car :evil:

Eesuud een eentarest oph Caliphate oph Bakistun

Phrom Peepeepee paartee

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Postby Lalmohan » 02 Dec 2011 22:03

motorham christine-al-fairi has been tweeting about this bicchar oph ISI under cover agents - wants to know who can top it?
perhaps kiyanahi-al-fresco-bin-muscli?

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Postby Prem » 02 Dec 2011 23:06

[quote="parthaeye ass eye's strategic assets are exposed ...jeehaaaard on that kufr magazine. yyy conpirajy onlee. thij broves the imbortance of burqa. shuttle cock burqa for all baki wimmens. AoA!
Ass eye =Musharraf ?
Iph Poaqtoons haab Ass eye dhen boy, dhey musht shuuder in dheir udder bhen Amritraj oben his shutter.

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Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv

Postby Anujan » 03 Dec 2011 00:04

IEDological burity test phor nanhas wanting to become see-near mullahs.

Which magazine do you like?

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Postby BajKhedawal » 03 Dec 2011 00:20

Inshalla soon our kanukistan mullas in mufti will make burkha a mandatory uniform in our katholic madrassas.

Yoga pants rule riles Ottawa students

Students at a Catholic high school in south Ottawa are protesting a dress code that requires a long shirt be worn with form-fitting yoga pants......

"I've seen it really form-fitting — that I can see the outline of everything on their body," one said. "It just adds too much temptation for the boys in the school."


Hain Jee, jou can even see the famed Pindliyon ka Gooda!!! (the phamos hakimulla's kave comblex) no wonder all the nanha mujahids want to be stamped a canadian vija.

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Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv

Postby Anujan » 03 Dec 2011 06:59

US-Haqqani Network Relations Hit a New Low: 28 Haqqani Fighters Not Targeted By NATO
From Chief Reporter, NSN Fak-Ap desk:

The latest border skirmish between NATO and Haqqani network fighters has reduced the possibility of US-Haqqani network rapprochement. Haqqani network fighters who fired at NATO were not targeted by NATO in an incident where the parties offered conflicting assessments.

"We were firing at a NATO patrol for over two hours with 12.7mm guns and Mortar and NATO did not even fire a shot back at us" Said Apdul Mujahid a Haqqani network fighter. "This level of disrespect for the Mujahids and a basic denial of their rights to 72 houris will make it very difficult for Haqqani network to participate in peace talks" he added.

However NATO general James T'fpe offered a conflicting explanation. "Our patrol came under heavy small arms fire and mortar fire and we checked with our Pakistani tactical co-ordination officer, who immediately denied that the post was Pakistani and such a Pakistani border post existed at all. Based on the speed of his denial and the History of Pakistan army being liars and not wishing to provoke an international incident, we assumed that we were being fired upon by the Pakistani army as usual and refrained from returning fire" he said. However, his version was contradicted by Apdul Mujahid who came out with additional details. He claimed that the post was flying a black talipaan flag, and not the usual white Pakistan army flag. He added "Despite repeated threats from NATO to disengage, unlike Pakistan army, we did not scurry back across the border and continued to engage them. How could they mistake us for the Army?" He asked.

NATO sources from the border patrol, who decided to be anonymous because they were not authorized to speak claimed that the post was in fact a Pakistan army post. "Intelligence was faulty about whether the post was occupied by serving Pakistani jernails or the same Jernails working overtime and claiming to retired and rogue ISI. So we decided to play it safe" he claimed. He further added that "Radio intercepts indicated that a Pakistani captain just had a baby, we were unsure if he was firing in the air to celebrate". Pakistan tactical co-ordination officer also contradicted NATO comments "I really did in fact check with Pakistan army and such a post did not exist. It wasnt one of our usual 'Kasab is not Pakistani' denials" Upon being contacted for comments, the spokesman for ISPR, Maj-Gen Athar Abbas said that Pakistan Army units were instructed by General Ashphuck Kayani that Pakistan army could now provide covering fire in support of taalipaan without checking with the chain of command, because NATO was unlikely to retaliate.

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Postby shaardula » 03 Dec 2011 07:18

mullahs, please to tell me why is peeaareff silent on the news that mullen etc find paki jerk nails very handsome in uniform. yesu-ina gori and her friends on tv called it homo-erotic. la hol vila isn't it plasfemi? goats, camels ok but jerk nails from other armi?

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Postby shiv » 03 Dec 2011 07:30

shaardula wrote:mullahs, please to tell me why is peeaareff silent on the news that mullen etc find paki jerk nails very handsome in uniform. yesu-ina gori and her friends on tv called it homo-erotic. la hol vila isn't it plasfemi? goats, camels ok but jerk nails from other armi?

link/url for the original info plij?

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Postby JwalaMukhi » 03 Dec 2011 08:57

Thij ij kuphir yindoo kanspiracy onlee. who needs kehl-ladka (play poy) when google chacha ij modern?
Anujan wrote:IEDological burity test phor nanhas wanting to become see-near mullahs.

Which magazine do you like?


Pure nanahs go phor the real thing... Plisss to take note of tradishun of pakistan. no.1 in google chacha list.
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Postby partha » 03 Dec 2011 08:59

shaardula wrote:mullahs, please to tell me why is peeaareff silent on the news that mullen etc find paki jerk nails very handsome in uniform. yesu-ina gori and her friends on tv called it homo-erotic. la hol vila isn't it plasfemi? goats, camels ok but jerk nails from other armi?

jerk nails :lol:

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Postby joygoswami » 03 Dec 2011 16:22

Bresenting our dearest Jernail Gullu Ullu with hij dowter and wannbe moojahid sons.

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Postby joygoswami » 03 Dec 2011 16:23

At Last, Pee.A.F Bandur shoots down a Bredator !

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Postby partha » 03 Dec 2011 17:08

http://www.google.com/hostednews/ap/article/ALeqM5gp0D0sHrR_RsmWZUaYj2kczrSDkw?docId=dfec3157b7f5434aaf9b5b457916f8c7

Pakistani model's nude photo causes fury


Asked by reporters whether Pakistan would "pursue the matter" legally, the country's Interior Minister Rehman Malik said Saturday, "First, let us see whether it is real or fake."


diyar birathers, what ij thij that our minister ij referring to when he says real or fake? i yam just wondering whether services of prime minister gilanahi ij required for thij who ij exbert in these matters.

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Postby rajanb » 03 Dec 2011 17:54

partha wrote:http://www.google.com/hostednews/ap/article/ALeqM5gp0D0sHrR_RsmWZUaYj2kczrSDkw?docId=dfec3157b7f5434aaf9b5b457916f8c7

Pakistani model's nude photo causes fury


Asked by reporters whether Pakistan would "pursue the matter" legally, the country's Interior Minister Rehman Malik said Saturday, "First, let us see whether it is real or fake."


diyar birathers, what ij thij that our minister ij referring to when he says real or fake? i yam just wondering whether services of prime minister gilanahi ij required for thij who ij exbert in these matters.


Ju are kaarect Mullah Partha.

Prime Meenishter Gilanahi ees ryght man phor thees jab. jusht bhy gropeeing the pikture he kan tale bhether eet is phake ar reaal.

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Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv

Postby bahdada » 03 Dec 2011 22:50

archan wrote:Introducing Memo Touch
I think jarnail musharraf can uje it to cure hij shaart term memory lass of 1999 Kargil GUBO and the bakistanese can use it to cure the bermanent memory lass of the times in 47, 65 and 71.

yours suggestingly
Al Baqr bin reborti.


Too bad all those GUBO sessions won't alievate the continous halal shaart he is afficted with.

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Postby johneeG » 03 Dec 2011 23:28

rajanb wrote:
partha wrote:diyar birathers, what ij thij that our minister ij referring to when he says real or fake? i yam just wondering whether services of prime minister gilanahi ij required for thij who ij exbert in these matters.


Ju are kaarect Mullah Partha.

Prime Meenishter Gilanahi ees ryght man phor thees jab. jusht bhy gropeeing the pikture he kan tale bhether eet is phake ar reaal.


what sycofancy!!
Gilani is insaan(e), not jinn(a). No amont oph groping da bicher will revel anything.

Da estraight method requirej da campalsary bresence oph motor-ham Veena Mallik. Bresence oph the bicher is aptional, deep-ending an da Gilani sahib.

Btw, I have a pooch phor maulanerj: what sort oph name ij veena, hain? I saa in won indian chanal that veena meanj kaffir indian mujical injtrument.

Aalso, what doej Mallik mean? I know Maalik means Lard and Mallika means phemale Lard. Butt, what doej Mallik mean?

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Postby RCase » 03 Dec 2011 23:58

Eye say it ij fake. If it were real, in the photu, we would habe seen the haath of gilly and not the haath of veenaji safeguarding the strategic assets. Daaktar Rehman Malik sahib ij right, there needs to be more dossier proof to determine whether to feel or rake.

Veenaji can cover herself with eye yes eye, but we know that she is a ra ajint. According to my sources from the Mahdi himself, she has a kufr name, looks indian, is getting her paycheck from agint Big Boss in India and taunting us in the raw. The wily banias even made her remove saffron band and manga sutra for making her poje in haram kamasutra pojes. This is the sixth generation warfare that has been unleased to affect all our six senses (ij that true hanji? I thought TFTAs didn't have any!) and make mujahids hard and not focus on jeehard.

Jeehard!!!

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Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv

Postby Prem » 04 Dec 2011 00:37

Izz Google keebing kount oph VM search koming phrom Poaqtoonland?

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Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv

Postby RCase » 04 Dec 2011 07:49

Anujan wrote:From our staff reporter NSN desk:

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The meaning of the Baki flag is that the white is to represent the minorities. Could it be that the picture signifies the 'pure' have left for jannat, leaving the impure to fend for themselves?

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Postby Prem » 04 Dec 2011 07:57

Da naam izz Noball,Eye yam da zild oph Ikball , Granphather had halph ball and Aammijaan 3.5.
Guezz yand shove da Poakuzzle.

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Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv

Postby rsharma » 04 Dec 2011 11:07

Prem wrote:Da naam izz Noball,Eye yam da zild oph Ikball , Granphather had halph ball and Aammijaan 3.5.
Guezz yand shove da Poakuzzle.


Mulla Muhabbat,

The aansher ij Jahil "Bina Baal" Hamid.

Salam

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Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv

Postby RCase » 04 Dec 2011 11:45

From the land of the four fathers of Bakis and their spiritual guide ...

http://www.upi.com/Top_News/World-News/2011/12/02/Saudi-report-Women-driving-could-end-virginity/UPI-97311322832741/

In jannat, there is no need for cars. That is why there is no shortage of virgins. :rotfl:


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Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv

Postby Lalmohan » 04 Dec 2011 20:13

mullahs furiously maalishing...

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Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv

Postby Prem » 05 Dec 2011 03:27

Kweztion,
Mullha izz Jewsed tuu reeding riagh to lepht. VM Photus in Kuppha Kitab komes phrom lehpot to raight.
In bhiich Hand duz Mulah hold the Qitabe Al Veena Mullaeck?
Yand da Hand Band izz bermitted by Maulana Handwalla Ul Malisshie .

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Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv

Postby Anujan » 05 Dec 2011 03:39

RCase wrote:The meaning of the Baki flag is that the white is to represent the minorities. Could it be that the picture signifies the 'pure' have left for jannat, leaving the impure to fend for themselves?


Joo idiot!! Meaning oph white flag is invitashun for the NATO and Apaches to surrender. Misunfortunately as partha-mullah had posted, the Amreekis dont understand Pashtun traditions.

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Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv

Postby partha » 05 Dec 2011 11:31

i hereby suggest a new punch line for the next level of relashunship between bakistan and amreeka:

AID NOT RAID.


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