Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv Newj

partha · Post by **partha** » 05 Dec 2011 11:51

RCase wrote:Suppanallah, Patha-mullah!

Extending juor iedia, RAID so laang aj we get PAID!

+1

AID NOT RAID BUT IF YOU RAID MAKE SURE WE GET PAID.

partha · Post by **partha** » 05 Dec 2011 12:15

Raja Bose · Post by **Raja Bose** » 05 Dec 2011 12:26

Anujan wrote:
RCase wrote:The meaning of the Baki flag is that the white is to represent the minorities. Could it be that the picture signifies the 'pure' have left for jannat, leaving the impure to fend for themselves?
Joo idiot!! Meaning oph white flag is invitashun for the NATO and Apaches to surrender. Misunfortunately as partha-mullah had posted, the Amreekis dont understand Pashtun traditions.

Joo mean the Apaches and AC-130 hab been declared Wajib-ul-Cattle now!

NATO must be shivering in their jockstraps.

Or perhaps the white towel waj invitation to Apaches to get their windows washed and fuselage cleaned as is the norm between allies on the same side of Global Offensive Against Terror but different sides of the border (albeit different ends of the gun barrel).

RCase · Post by **RCase** » 05 Dec 2011 12:40

Partha-mullah,

Djinn-ah waj the father of the two nashun theory. Eberything about him was two nashuns - one nation waj the bious, ijlamic nashun, they other waj the nashun of eating pork and drinking whishkey. Butt in Bakistan, one could go to your temples or mosques, hindoos would cease to be hindoos etc. etc. Shame with drinking whishkey and eating pork, they would cease to be un-ijlamic.

partha · Post by **partha** » 05 Dec 2011 13:26

thij ij another amreekan kanspirajy to scare the bakistanis.

member_20617 · Post by **member_20617** » 05 Dec 2011 14:20

+1

AID NOT RAID BUT IF YOU RAID MAKE SURE WE GET PAID.

Otherwise we won't get laid!

anandsgh · Post by **anandsgh** » 05 Dec 2011 16:17

deeyar learned maulanas...

izz thiz neuz korrect??

न्यूड फोटो के खिलाफ वीना ने मांगा 10 करोड़ रुपए का हर्जाना
http://hindi.economictimes.indiatimes.c ... 990859.cms

motorma mullik izz asking dus karod... phrom SDREs..

BajKhedawal · Post by **BajKhedawal** » 06 Dec 2011 00:35

Ya allah, phinally some good knews. Our TFTA and pak jawans phired on and destroyed a kaffir masjid in indian occubied kupwara. That will teach those SDRE hindumusalman's to not imitate our arabee religion of piss.

This is the first ceasefire violation by Pakistani troops along the LoC in Kashmir Valley in the past three months.

A roof top of a mosque was damaged on the Indian side of the LoC in the firing, the sources said.

Prem · Post by **Prem** » 06 Dec 2011 00:55

Shankaraa wrote:+1AID NOT RAID BUT IF YOU RAID MAKE SURE WE GET PAID.

Hai Hai yeh Mazdoori, Gubo Ho gaye Jaroori
Naat enugh Aid with Raid,
Life long ki Jee hazoori.
Kitne barso beet gaye ,Kashmir Milla na Hai
BD challa gya,abb Balochistan bhiiii jayee , jayeeee
Strageic deapth ki ho gaye death
' Orr Sassu Ban gaye Gori
Ambar mei Drone ki Kharkan
Abb orr saaha na Jayee .
Hai Hai yeh Mazboori ... Unkil se ho gaye Doorri
India bhi abb Tarpayee,
Dho Dhelle ka Mulkh Pakistan,
Ek Takke me bikta jayee ....

BajKhedawal · Post by **BajKhedawal** » 06 Dec 2011 01:00

Breaking some-achar

Mia Musharraf has been cabtured while monkeying around on indo-pak border. Naav they kall him Bobby.

anupmisra · Post by **anupmisra** » 06 Dec 2011 03:55

BajKhedawal wrote: Breaking some-achar

Mia Musharraf has been cabtured while monkeying around on indo-pak border. Naav they kall him Bobby.

Waqt for equal-equal. Exchange Veena Malik (plus money) for the monkey.

krishnan · Post by **krishnan** » 06 Dec 2011 14:03

from above link

@Pak .......We want Digvijay Singh Back ..

anupmisra · Post by **anupmisra** » 06 Dec 2011 18:07

Bhaaaat ij going on!!???

harbans · Post by **harbans** » 06 Dec 2011 18:13

Proof of Hindoostan Cross Border Terrorism is here:

Pakistan Authorities arrest Monkey after crossing border from India to Pakistan

authorities in Pakistan's Punjab province have "arrested" a monkey after it crossed the border with India, according to a media report today.

archan · Post by **archan** » 06 Dec 2011 18:43

anupmisra wrote:Bhaaaat ij going on!!???

Pheeling like mullah mohabbat, allow me to cabtion:

Mushy beqarar hai,
Aayi bahaar hai,
Aaja more dandaa,
GUBO ka intezaar hai.

rajanb · Post by **rajanb** » 06 Dec 2011 22:17

See-near Maulaners.

Bhy aar bhe sho bhorried bye the kufirr amreeki's bhen bhee hab politiseeans lyke dis:

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RonyKJ · Post by **RonyKJ** » 07 Dec 2011 01:39

By the way, the picture of Veena Malik is clearly doctored.
If you zoom in around the bikini area in photoshop, you will see
that the pixels in that area are missing and substituted by some
kind of brushing tool.
So I think FHM magazine is the culprit. She must have modeled in
that pose in a bikini and they brushed it out.
I hope she wins the $2 mil lawsuit against them

Mahendra · Post by **Mahendra** » 07 Dec 2011 02:04

Image..clearly..doctored..by..Dr..Shiv..by..zooming..in..on..pixels..da..gooda
..bhyfor..you..getting..takleef..and..want..$2mil..to..be..deposited..in..LeT../ISI..account..hainji?

Perhaps.airbrushing..was..done..because..Veena..had..something...s(h)e..was..not..supposed..to..have?

Just..maalish/paalish..or..chillax

Lalmohan · Post by **Lalmohan** » 07 Dec 2011 02:11

its definitely airbrushed - just look at her face, it really is not that smooth - or fair!

Mahendra · Post by **Mahendra** » 07 Dec 2011 02:18

I..Hiyar..@VeenaMailk..is..actually..@RehmanMalik..after..a..shave

partha · Post by **partha** » 07 Dec 2011 02:37

Lalmohan wrote:its definitely airbrushed - just look at her face, it really is not that smooth - or fair!

Irrespective of the celeb posing for the front cover, all magazines air brush to some extent. The question here is whether Veena posed nude or was she photo shopped nude. In the interest of the beepuls across the world, I urge the FHM magazine to release the video of the photo shoot they claim to have to the internets and bring an end to this controversy once for all.

partha · Post by **partha** » 07 Dec 2011 02:39

i yam with veena malik on thij issue. i have faith in her that she didn't pose nude. i challenge kufr fhm magazine to release the video of the photoshoot!!

Lalmohan · Post by **Lalmohan** » 07 Dec 2011 02:45

this discussion should shift to the LnM dhaga kyun ji?

Prem · Post by **Prem** » 07 Dec 2011 04:38

partha wrote:i yam with veena malik on thij issue. i have faith in her that she didn't pose nude. i challenge kufr fhm magazine to release the video of the photoshoot!!

Et izz drue , She wazz jewsing Hand Burkha to kuver da imbrotant bwaarts .
Orr wazz et da advertizemnet phor new Invisible Burkaa ?

Subb kusch Dikkha ke haath choopaye tho kya hua
Mullah Maaalish farmayee tho kya hua!!

RCase · Post by **RCase** » 07 Dec 2011 05:11

Just like reverse Kargil, Veena is wearing the latest fashion design of reverse burka. It all ties in with the maulana who farmaoed that we can see through 70 (not 17) layers of fabric to enjoy the gooda of pindi.

joygoswami · Post by **joygoswami** » 07 Dec 2011 05:16

Bresenting the fight of the century . Jernail Ham-IED Gullu and Zaaid Ham-IED

partha · Post by **partha** » 07 Dec 2011 08:09

http://www.espncricinfo.com/bangladesh- ... 38071.html

todin's match -

Bangladesh v Pakistan
Pakistan won by 58 runs

thank joo bangladesh for not defeating uj.

Narad · Post by **Narad** » 07 Dec 2011 19:17

Bismilla-e-rehman-e-malick

Brejenting latest Fartwa-e-sangeen by highly ejjucated ijlamic scholar al sheikh

Don’t be close to bananas: Islamic cleric to women

An Islamic cleric residing in Europe said that women should not be close to bananas or cucumbers, in order to avoid any "sexual thoughts."

The unnamed sheikh was quoted saying that if women wish to eat these food items, a third party, preferably a male related to them such as their a father or husband, should cut the items into small pieces and serve.

He said that these fruits and vegetables "resemble the male penis" and hence could arouse women or "make them think of sex."

The sheikh was asked how to "control" women when they are out shopping for groceries and if holding these items at the market would be bad for them. The cleric answered saying this matter is between them and God.

Answering another question about what to do if women in the family like these foods, the sheikh advised the interviewer to take the food and cut it for them in a hidden place so they cannot see it.

The opinion has stirred a storm of irony and denouncement online, with hundreds of comments mocking the cleric.

member_20317 · Post by **member_20317** » 07 Dec 2011 19:52

^^^ Mulla lives in fear of the day when his mohtarma mistakes his benis for a panana.

member_20317 · Post by **member_20317** » 07 Dec 2011 19:55

Mahendra wrote:I..Hiyar..@VeenaMailk..is..actually..@RehmanMalik..after..a..shave

which end, blease clarify it to the boor SDRE.

harbans · Post by **harbans** » 07 Dec 2011 20:07

Selph deleted..

RamaY · Post by **RamaY** » 07 Dec 2011 20:24

An Islamic cleric residing in Europe said that women should not be close to bananas or cucumbers, in order to avoid any "sexual thoughts."

The unnamed sheikh was quoted saying that if women wish to eat these food items, a third party, preferably a male related to them such as their a father or husband, should cut the items into small pieces and serve.

He said that these fruits and vegetables "resemble the male penis" and hence could arouse women or "make them think of sex."

The sheikh was asked how to "control" women when they are out shopping for groceries and if holding these items at the market would be bad for them. The cleric answered saying this matter is between them and God.

Answering another question about what to do if women in the family like these foods, the sheikh advised the interviewer to take the food and cut it for them in a hidden place so they cannot see it.

The opinion has stirred a storm of irony and denouncement online, with hundreds of comments mocking the cleric.

Deeyar IEDitor,

Eye hab a pooch!

The mullahs albays tell us that we should habe a mard-member of the phamily do such haraam things upon us.

Bliss to tell me how to not soch erotic-haraam thingis when my phaather or brother bring a banaana or cucumber upon me?

Yubers piously
-Rahmaan Maalik as nuke-nood vina maalik

shiv · Post by **shiv** » 07 Dec 2011 20:33

joygoswami wrote:Bresenting the fight of the century . Jernail Ham-IED Gullu and Zaaid Ham-IED

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7NprCjv7ljc

Kanishka · Post by **Kanishka** » 08 Dec 2011 08:34

Diyar Idiotor,

Bhere kan eye phind old isshues of "Bayploy" magazine.
The other din eye saw a bicchar on thij dhaga.. it haj now disapeared.
Eye assk peecos eye yam isstuding kamul seks.

Salam

Prem · Post by **Prem** » 08 Dec 2011 08:38

RonyKJ wrote:By the way, the picture of Veena Malik is clearly doctored.
If you zoom in around the bikini area in photoshop, you will see

Sir, joo arr blaying Doctor Doctor bith V Eena Maalik?

krishnan · Post by **krishnan** » 08 Dec 2011 15:05

i wonder what rony-al-sheikh was trying to see by zooming those areas

Lalmohan · Post by **Lalmohan** » 08 Dec 2011 15:27

diyar kanish-kullah
to ishtudy kamel ahem, ju need to work hard under an arap-master and not rely on holy magazine
ju shud be able to do that, hain ji?

Akshut · Post by **Akshut** » 08 Dec 2011 19:32

BRF pic on Bak Army FB page

krisna · Post by **krisna** » 09 Dec 2011 00:49

Pakistani court drops case against actress for nude photos

The court motivated its refusal to put the actress on trial by the fact that the photographs had been taken and published in another country.

ahem ahem maalish maalish in kort kamplex

Kanishka · Post by **Kanishka** » 09 Dec 2011 04:23

Lalmohan wrote:diyar kanish-kullah
to ishtudy kamel ahem, ju need to work hard under an arap-master and not rely on holy magazine
ju shud be able to do that, hain ji?

Eye see!
Ju kno its naat easy to phind gud arapic maasters theese dayj so istudents laike me are using holy pooks and gugul to learn.
There ij soo much to isstudy yand learn .. naledge is inphinite.

Salam.