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Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv

Postby Altair » 08 Feb 2012 00:07

vdutta wrote:Image

Yindoo conspiracy in designing the livery ?? :((


Nice pull.

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Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv

Postby Mahendra » 08 Feb 2012 03:36

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Whyphor look e constipation on the good jarnail's phace? Whyphor such visceral hatred for the 'now he is good now he is bad Haqqani'?

Pekose my sources tell me that Haqqani filled Kiyanahi's favourite jar of KY jelly with Zandu Balm

G@ndu balm G@ndu balm Peeda kaari balm
Sar dard, Gubo dard, Piles ko, pal me door karein
G@ndu balm G@ndu balm

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Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv

Postby Raja Bose » 08 Feb 2012 05:09

Mahendra wrote:Image


Yeh Paki Bechara GUBO ke dard ka maara, isse chahiye Cincara!
Hamdard ka tonic Cincara!

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Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv

Postby Prem » 08 Feb 2012 06:41

Raja Bose wrote:[
Yeh Paki Bechara GUBO ke dard ka maara, isse chahiye Cincara!
Hamdard ka tonic Cincara!
[/quote]

Bhy iz he Sharmayiing sho much like Nu Dulhan about to enjoi phurst opphicial Guboraat.
Nathni is allreddy Uttrri.

Hi Sharmaoon, Kis Kiss ko Bataoon ,aise kaise mai Batoon subko
GUBO raat kahaniya , jalim Gupo Raat Kanahaniya.
Pehli Nishani,Jisse Gubo Karani
Armitage Pehlwani, Bigg Ooske Jawani
Dhakka De Assmani ..

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Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv

Postby sudhan » 08 Feb 2012 14:58

Mahendra wrote:G@ndu balm G@ndu balm Peeda kaari balm
Sar dard, Gubo dard, Piles ko, pal me door karein
G@ndu balm G@ndu balm


:mrgreen:

Pekose my sources tell me that Haqqani filled Kiyanahi's favourite jar of KY jelly with Zandu Balm


I brobose reblajjing the said jelly bith fevikaal..

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Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv

Postby RCase » 09 Feb 2012 11:49

Altair wrote:Image

Yindoo conspiracy in designing the livery ?? :((


That ij the Smjhota Express renamed as Bak Bijiness Express. Bakistan is getting raddi phor MFN. Thij is super fast train running from Krachi to LaWhore at average speed of 50 kmph ujing jinn tachnowlegy injun brovided by Chini biladel and LoLgadi (TM Hakimullah) received as Carry Langoor imdad from Amirkhan (painted Red, White and Blue).

Ju missed the point. Thij is our piskology to get back at the Yindoos and Yahuds. It ij our sutlej way of showing how the banias are stealing our waters and aided by the Yahudis. See it goes from Green to Saffron and ends up in a star!

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Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv

Postby Dan Mazer » 09 Feb 2012 18:23

http://tribune.com.pk/story/333739/cric ... ys-ashraf/

The PCB chief also spoke about his discussions with BCCI President S Sri Nawason on restoration of Pak-India cricketing ties and how the latter had declined the offer, saying that his government would not allow it.

:rotfl:

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Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv

Postby Baikul » 09 Feb 2012 18:51

Bhat ij so mast-masti ju kuffa?

He ij madrasi beta of Nawaj Sharif, hence nawason.

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Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv

Postby RCase » 10 Feb 2012 01:53

^^^ Bakistan beat Yindia worse than the Australians with a walk over. Bakistanis always neuw that the evil Yindoo banias were cowards compared to the martial TFTA Bakis. Bhatever habbened to the Bakistan Bremier Leak?

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Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv

Postby Mahendra » 10 Feb 2012 02:18

Bakistan's bremier is currently leaking in anticipation of a subreme adalat subborted koo. I am surbrised that a learned maula like you doesn't samajh the matbal of Gila-ni

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Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv

Postby Mahendra » 10 Feb 2012 02:25

Baikul wrote:Bhat ij so mast-masti ju kuffa?

He ij madrasi beta of Nawaj Sharif, hence nawason.


Are joo Suar Baikullah Mehsud?

I hiyar that S Sri Nawason is the son oph Sri Sri Ravishankar

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Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv

Postby Prem » 10 Feb 2012 02:34

Pakistan : A new way of looking!!!
Bhich ever way joo lukk , whore will shtill be whore .
Bhy arr dhey trying put shtick en Poaq Lip phor phi,,sake?
Ugly Ho pei buddhe kaa dill aa gya
Budda sathhiyya gya .

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Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv

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Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv

Postby RCase » 11 Feb 2012 13:32

Bakistan to manufacture newclear submarine


IEDatar Janab,

I bring bositive tidings.

I was able to get to see the top secret protoype of this project from Mahdi ZH Sub himself! By god, we are a new clear power and we will show it. Here is it ...



Salam!

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Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv

Postby Gaurav_S » 11 Feb 2012 17:15

Apparao wrote:


WTF he is talking about? Hamid as usual barking in his wet dream...lol.

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Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv

Postby RCase » 11 Feb 2012 22:56

^^^that is ZH on a wonderful trip of powerful Afgani herps that he got during his mujahid days. He was able to see the ghost riders on horses entering the battlefield where the TSPA in tanks and mechanized columns deserted. It is Back to The Fewchar onlee! :rotfl:

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Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv

Postby Anujan » 13 Feb 2012 12:18

No Kamment:

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Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv

Postby Raja Bose » 13 Feb 2012 12:44

^^AoA!! Now Bakistan haj invented new takniki to transmit herpes and VD thru text messages!! Truly a shaandar milan of physical and digital worlds 8)

But I pooch bhat ij this 3 rupaiyya tax? Ij that zakat, hain ji??

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Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv

Postby negi » 13 Feb 2012 12:47

^ Bhat that ad tellj ij Bakis make luv by doing ungli. :eek:

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Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv

Postby Sri » 13 Feb 2012 13:56

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Mulanas... bleej dekho new poster of PM sahib... bery apt, innit?

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Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv

Postby Prem » 13 Feb 2012 22:39

[quote="SriMulanas... bleej dekho new poster of PM sahib... bery apt, innit?[/quote]

Gilani mei gulli kyon garra?

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Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv

Postby RCase » 14 Feb 2012 12:59

^^^ Groper Gillani is a 'hands on man'. Before he gave us a demonstration of the elbow technique with Sherry. Now he is showing us the valentine ungli technique. Check out the turkey look he has ... 8)

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Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv

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Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv

Postby K Mehta » 15 Feb 2012 11:40

PIA carries two passengers in plane's toilet- The News
One of the comments
PIA should be renamed. Pee Aiyee Hai

Hussein
United Kingdom

Another comment
PIA launches Loo cost airlines
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Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv

Postby krishnan » 15 Feb 2012 13:14

"Jab mian biwi razi to kia karay gaa qazi?"

:rotfl:

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Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv

Postby rsharma » 15 Feb 2012 17:59

joygoswami wrote:


Bhy did Bra-phutt Zahil-Na-Ummeed leeb aut Antartica & The Arctic.
Bhaat about thoj Kafir SDRE Benguins yand TFTA Bolar-Peers. :((
Dont they need to be yen-lightened tooo , hainji..?
Or maype we can eeet the SDRE Benguins yand conbert the TFTA Bolar-Peers :roll:

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Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv

Postby K Mehta » 15 Feb 2012 20:37

^krishnan both were male apparently. Brotherly louv!

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Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv

Postby vishvak » 16 Feb 2012 20:14

Did Musharraf know bin Laden's hiding place?
Former CIA official Bruce Riedel quoted ex-ISI chief Gen (retired) Ziauddin Khwaja alias Ziauddin Butt, as saying that Musharraf "knew bin Laden was in Abbottabad".

In an article for The Daily Beast website, Riedel further quoted Butt as saying that bin Laden's safe house in Abbottabad "was made to order" by Brig Ijaz Shah, a former head of the Intelligence Bureau.
..
He added that if American authorities can find who hid bin Laden, "we will probably know who is hiding his successor, Ayman Zawahiri, and the rest of the Al Qaeda gang".

Our relationships with USA ij bery diplomatic onlee, hanji! Quote and misquotes are the norm! Whyfore is this galat newj in Yindoo press? Waat ij thij gang word?

And whyfore fiding out everything hidden in pious lands? Misquoted onlee! AoA!

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Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv

Postby Baikul » 16 Feb 2012 20:38

Mauleners I yam pheeling debressed.

Debressed pecause whyar ij the def yan dump phorum gone?

Ij it a hinjew consbiracy I pooch? :evil: :evil:

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Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv

Postby gakakkad » 16 Feb 2012 20:59


WTF he is talking about? Hamid as usual barking in his wet dream...lol.



Learned maulaners ,

Whose bhoot is zaid mahdi repherring too ? Our phor phaathers ?

Oordoo is rather kaamplicated . beyond my kaamprehension .

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Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv

Postby Deans » 16 Feb 2012 22:37



Perfectly reasonable. The whole country is a toilet anyway.

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Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv

Postby krisna » 16 Feb 2012 23:07

Deans wrote:


Perfectly reasonable. The whole country is a toilet anyway.


a c-rious kweshun, if yani won in dhe plane has a bakistaniyat urge bhat will happen. :(( :((

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Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv

Postby Sriman » 16 Feb 2012 23:22

Baikul wrote:Mauleners I yam pheeling debressed.

Debressed pecause whyar ij the def yan dump phorum gone?

Ij it a hinjew consbiracy I pooch? :evil: :evil:

Baikullah Mehsud, DnD is no more. It hajj passed on. It's exbired and gone to meet its maker. Bereft of life, it rests in pieces. :(

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Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv

Postby krisna » 17 Feb 2012 00:32

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souper mard of bakis :rotfl:

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Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv

Postby Baikul » 17 Feb 2012 01:10

Sriman wrote:
Baikul wrote:Mauleners I yam pheeling debressed.

Debressed pecause whyar ij the def yan dump phorum gone?

Ij it a hinjew consbiracy I pooch? :evil: :evil:

Baikullah Mehsud, DnD is no more. It hajj passed on. It's exbired and gone to meet its maker. Bereft of life, it rests in pieces. :(


Srimanullah, I yam pitoing my mard-e-mota preast. Hai, hai.

Bhat will habben to my daily comedy dose, hain ji?

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Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv

Postby RCase » 17 Feb 2012 03:40

krisna wrote:
K Mehta wrote:PIA carries two passengers in plane's toilet- The News

a c-rious kweshun, if yani won in dhe plane has a bakistaniyat urge bhat will happen. :(( :((


Kr-i-sanaullah - Bhat kind of kweshun ju poochoing? Bakis always habe urge for Bakistaniyat - It is built-in. Don't ju realize, Djinn-ah said ... you are free to go to Bakistan whenever and wherever you feel like. That is why they named the cunt-r-i Bakistan.

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Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv

Postby RCase » 17 Feb 2012 03:45

Sriman wrote:
Baikul wrote:Mauleners I yam pheeling debressed.

Debressed pecause whyar ij the def yan dump phorum gone?

Ij it a hinjew consbiracy I pooch? :evil: :evil:

Baikullah Mehsud, DnD is no more. It hajj passed on. It's exbired and gone to meet its maker. Bereft of life, it rests in pieces. :(

Well DnD empraced shahdat! What kind of 72 will it receive in jannat?

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Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv

Postby gakakkad » 17 Feb 2012 09:51

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capshun bliss ?

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Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv

Postby Ardeshir » 17 Feb 2012 10:39

Zardari Memorial Kallege of Advanced Bakistani Dentistry

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Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv

Postby Kanishka » 17 Feb 2012 13:21

Baikul wrote:Mauleners I yam pheeling debressed.

Debressed pecause whyar ij the def yan dump phorum gone?

Ij it a hinjew consbiracy I pooch? :evil: :evil:



Eye yam suar that the hole nashun will go belly up soon just laike deph and dumb.
bun momint there .. nek minit gone! :lol:


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