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Bilathers, i hab zust faound that the recent mijjile launch by kuffar hindoostanis was debheloped by a team led by motor-ham. I hab a pooch, how cud thiz be bossiple? Motor-hams in our lund-of-pure are only good for one thing i.e. gibing birth to more nanha mujahids. I pelive this is another yindoo kaansperacy. jeeeeehaaaaarddd....
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Eye see several RAA Agints in the picher. The abvious hint is that RAA Agints are shorter, darker and beardless. Butt, I aalso phound the leader of this RAA team in the picher. RAA leader is the bald, darkish(SDRE), beardless, moustached, with glasses standing near the posters on the wall. Oh gaad!! These RAA Agints are so easy to spot.
Butt, eye wander why the pious are so unmindfool of the spying by RAA Agints(even bhen they are so easy to spot)? Sometimes, ovur pious faithfools act so foolish...
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Two Nashun Theory Reinphorced for all nanha mujahids. Amirk Khan should apologize to nashun.
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I figured he's the gujy who is directly behind zahil hamid. The chap is clean-shaven, looks SDRE and resembles AR Rehman to boot.
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Espeaking aph laal topis, why in the gaad's naam doej jahil hamid sport laal topi, hain ji? Green ij the halaal kalar. Then, bhy doej jahil hamid(piss be upon him) nat wear the green kalar topi?
I saw red kalar in Bhaarat flag. They said red kalar estands phor Hindus.
Adding 2 and 2, eye am thinking, maybe jahil hamid is a RAA Agint. Now, eye am vary worried. Some see-near-mullah should clarify about thij issue becaz it ij the matter of nashunal impotence...
PS: Theje dins, no one knows who ij RAA and who ij nat. Confujion only.
I saw red kalar in Bhaarat flag. They said red kalar estands phor Hindus.
Adding 2 and 2, eye am thinking, maybe jahil hamid is a RAA Agint. Now, eye am vary worried. Some see-near-mullah should clarify about thij issue becaz it ij the matter of nashunal impotence...
PS: Theje dins, no one knows who ij RAA and who ij nat. Confujion only.
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maybe zahil ham-ied ij kalar-blind?
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Or he eej the latesht recruit for the Bharati Samajwadi Party.
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Diyar Aditar Janab,
asslamalaykum,
eye hiyar dat kaffir Yindos hape launched Fire-5 mijjile few dins ago,
eet eez heard to be aple to karry nooklear pum, eye hape a pooch,
wat does thij "5" in the name denote to?
does eet denotes mijjile will phyaire 5 times aphter launch
does eet means mijjile will do GUPO 5 times
does eet means ghaas eating mujjues like me will hape dig kave 5 time deeper to be safe.
haazaar sawal and none of jawab.
iph eet eej kanwenient phor the janab pliss to be enlightening.
Salam.
asslamalaykum,
eye hiyar dat kaffir Yindos hape launched Fire-5 mijjile few dins ago,
eet eez heard to be aple to karry nooklear pum, eye hape a pooch,
wat does thij "5" in the name denote to?
does eet denotes mijjile will phyaire 5 times aphter launch
does eet means mijjile will do GUPO 5 times
does eet means ghaas eating mujjues like me will hape dig kave 5 time deeper to be safe.
haazaar sawal and none of jawab.
iph eet eej kanwenient phor the janab pliss to be enlightening.
Salam.
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eet bhill phyre 5 taimes in the musharraf
many in pakistan will like that
many in pakistan will like that
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All Baki mijjiles are cut and have sharp laal HeadsjohneeG wrote:Espeaking aph laal topis, why in the gaad's naam doej jahil hamid sport laal topi, hain ji? Green ij the halaal kalar. Then, bhy doej jahil hamid(piss be upon him) nat wear the green kalar topi?
All Yindoo mijjiles are naat cut and have dutty kala Heads
Jahil HamIED likes to dress fashionably ajj a hot and red baki mijjile (which philojophically symbolijes his potential for being a raakit mard)
see.. Zimble onlee .
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In the event of recent tragic plane crash in Pak, India should stop flying all planes. It is good for people and environment.
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Yindoo mijjiles also capped.Lilo wrote: All Baki mijjiles are cut and have sharp laal Heads
All Yindoo mijjiles are naat cut and have dutty kala Heads
Baki mijjiles uncapped and ready to use quickly!!
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Achor is pooching - bhy eez eet dat da Amrikis apologized to the Yindos phor detaining dere actor and not phor killing 26 pak fauj mujahids gibing covering fire to Talibs?
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The kwestuion, eye ask is how will bakis get their 72 virgins (as pramised in the pook) iph they are naat killed? Be all should all be bhery happy no?Roperia wrote:Achor is pooching - bhy eez eet dat da Amrikis apologized to the Yindos phor detaining dere actor and not phor killing 26 pak fauj mujahids gibing covering fire to Talibs?
Salam
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The gates to get your 72 is via FATA. Watch birader gibing dawa to Hafeez-e-Suar to vijit FATA to get his vija stamped and delivered by nashunal pird to vijit djannat and claim his 72. Maulana is quite conphused. Finally turns around and wants to be selfless and invites birader to also enjoy his 72. (Watch around 4:20 )
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Free Aafiya from Gitmo!! Free Faisal Shahzad from New York!! Free Mohamed Amir from London!! Free Oil from Kuwait!!
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Free Terrorism from Bakistan!!!
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Ya Arrah! Bhat do eye hear? The mijjile yndia tested was developed by wimmens?
Thank Gawd this mijjile is phor the Cheenes.
Thank Gawd this mijjile is phor the Cheenes.
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Yye du naat undeshtand, Baki Blane krashed neer Chuck-lala. Izz Chuk-lala neer fizzlaya HQ Chuck Tatte -wala .
Mizzle Topi Wala,Indoo ne aisa dala,Baki ko Kiyaa bareshaann
Mush se nikal gayee Jaaan!! Pakistan dho din ka mehman .
Yeh Kya Hua, Yaalla, Yindian Women design yand make mizzle Yand dhat too bith Topi.
Mizzle Topi Wala,Indoo ne aisa dala,Baki ko Kiyaa bareshaann
Mush se nikal gayee Jaaan!! Pakistan dho din ka mehman .
Yeh Kya Hua, Yaalla, Yindian Women design yand make mizzle Yand dhat too bith Topi.
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ju phool! du ju naat know that chuck-lala is in hanar (& dignity) oph chuck yeager, gora jarnail who certified that pak-hawaii-faujis are 400% more martial and TFTA than skinny yindoo hawaii-chappals!!??
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Aayee bhant tu see Hasina Atim Bum and Haseena Ijlamic Bum and Haseena Bakistani Bum.Bhere do aayee need to go(at)?
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http://www.foreignpolicy.com/articles/2 ... h?page=0,0
Bheri Intelligent artikul... Halaal , haraam clariphicashun bhile habhing Sex.
Bheri Intelligent artikul... Halaal , haraam clariphicashun bhile habhing Sex.
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OT farmaaish:mullahs and maulanas,In the FP article linked above,one mat345ch&5 in the comments column has dragged in Hinduism.Pliss to exhibit your skills to 'dehshadgardise' that paki.
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Learned Maulaners,RSoami wrote:http://www.foreignpolicy.com/articles/2 ... does thijj[/u][/b]- this fartwa ijj a conspirajjy )[/color]
The ayatollah also ruled that "Industrial alcohol used for painting doors, tables, chairs, etc., is clean if one does not know it was made of something inebriating" and, as apparently a fan of rudimentary in vitro fertilization, that "It is not unlawful to introduce a man's semen into the uterus of his wife with devices such as suction cups."
Workplace Breastfeeding (no camment)
Dr. Izzat Atiya, lecturer at Cairo's al-Azhar University
In 2007, Atiya was responding to a question of whether it's permissible for a woman to work alone with a man in an office setting, or reveal her hair in front of him. His not-so-elegant solution was that such an arrangement would be acceptable if the woman fed the man "directly from her breast" at least five times, thus making them essentially family members.
"Breast feeding an adult puts an end to the problem of the private meeting, and does not ban marriage," he ruled. "A woman at work can take off the veil or reveal her hair in front of someone whom she breastfed."
Atiya was widely mocked for the ruling and withdrew the fatwa after he was disciplined by his university, blaming it on "bad interpretation." The controversy prompted Egypt's minister of religious affairs to call for future fatwas to "be compatible with logic and human nature."
Getting Naked
Rashad Hassan Khalil, former dean of Islamic law at Cairo's al-Azhar University
"We don't have to take our clothes off to have a good time," promised a U.S. pop hit of the 1980s. Khalil would apparently agree. In 2006, the scholar ruled that being completely naked during seks would invalidate a couple's marriage.
Other scholars quickly disputed the ruling, saying that "anything that can bring spouses closer to each other" should be encouraged. Yet another scholar suggested it was OK for the couple to be naked -- as long as they avoided looking at each other's genitals. (do you know what happened in our cape when we last tried thijj hain ?? - thij is a conpirajjy to destroy the healthy seks-liphes of mullahs )
Oral seks
Various
There seems to be a vigorous debate among scholars about oral seks , both for men and women (Hahaha , take that juu kuffars there is no depate in LMU about Oral Seks about men ,woman or not human). The popular Egyptian cleric Yusuf al-Qaradawi has declared that "it is lawful for the husband to perform cunnilingus on his wife, or a wife to perform the similar act for her husband [fellatio], and there is no wrong in doing so. But if sucking leads to releasing semen, then it is makruh [blameworthy], but there is no decisive evidence [to forbid it] … especially if the wife agrees with it or achieves orgasm by practicing it."
Other clerics disagree, such as Muhammed Saeed of the popular South African Islamic advice website Madressah Arabia Islamia, arguing that "It does not behoove a Muslim to use for such a filthy purpose the same mouth that he/she uses for the tilaawat of the Qur'aan."
In response to a question from a reader about the permissibility of oral seks with a condom, the website IslamWeb noncommittally advises that, "We cannot authoritatively say that this act is forbidden or that the person who does so is sinful, especially with the use of a condom which prevents the impurity from touching the mouth."
Men can't masturbate … unless they really, really want to (did joo naat no that pain precedes plejjure ??)
TV theologian Yusuf al-Qaradawi
According to Qaradawi, a man is permitted to masturbate under two conditions: If he doesn't have the means to marry, or if he fears that he might otherwise commit fornication or adultery.
One could be cynical about this advice and assume it amounts to "don't masturbate unless you want to." But Qaradawi advises that before masturbating, young men with wondering minds should first try fasting or admiring "natural things such as flowers and beautiful scenery, which do not stimulate one seksually."
Getting frisky in the vegetable aisle
Imam Abdelbari Zemzami
This Moroccan cleric has become well known in recent years for weighing in on matters of the flesh. But he recently raised some eyebrows among both secularists and religious conservatives with a fatwa on female masturbation, which he said was permissible for women who are widowed, divorced, or had lost hope that they would ever have seksual relations with a man.
"A woman can get much benefit from these vegetables and other elongated objects," the imam said, listing pestles, bottles, and root vegetables among other suggested implements.
(Conspirajjyyy !!! .... what about the bious mullahs haath, hijj laath, hijj beard , hijj gaotee , hijj goat, hijj ... why are they naat listed hain? ... this ijj a conspirajjy i tell joo !)
Girls on bikes
Mufti Arshad Faruqui, Darul Uloom fatwa department, Lucknow, India
A scholar at Saudi Arabia's top religious council got a lot of attention last year for warning that allowing women to drive cars would lead to the "end of virginity."
But the chairman of a renowned Islamic seminary in India took aim last year at an even more insidious threat: Girls on bicycles. "When a grown-up girl goes cycling outside her house, it is bound to result in bepardagi [undue exposure]," he said. "Even medical science has given us evidence to believe that cycling is not good for adolescent girls, physically. Apart from affecting their femininity, it is harmful for their body structure." (Thijj i agree , but the maulaner hiyar ijj naat phully clear - let me explain.. Hoors can ride camels, dankees , horse , goats ... pecause they can ride them back (back to ghar joo phool) but cycles cannot ride the hoors back even if the hoors ride them so hoors cannot ujje cycles to ride. Ijj it cliyar now ?
Regular riding keeps hoors physically phit, imbroves their kamar tone their estructure. )
In response, Lucknow's main imam urged Faruqui to "desist from issuing such impractical advice."
Too seksy for this tennis court (haha take that juu kuffar - Sania hoor has been analysed laang time back by thij jirga)
Haseeb-ul-hasan Siddiqui of India's Sunni Ulema Board
India's best ever female tennis star and the first Indian to ever win a World Tennis Association event, Sania Mirza , became a huge celebrity in her home country. But, as Mirza came from a devout Muslim family, the standard women's tennis attire of short skirts and tight T-shirts vexed religious authorities, and in 2005, a group of Muslim clerics issued a fatwa urging her to cover up.
"The dress she wears on the tennis courts not only doesn't cover large parts of her body but leaves nothing to the imagination," said Siddiqui. The board suggested that she wear long tunics and headscarves like those sported by Iranian badminton players.
Fatwa-ga-ga-ga (its Fartwa joo idiot , F-A-R-T-W-A)
Cholil Ridwan, the Indonesia Council of Ulema (i sooch Choli ke peeche, thijj ulema ijj naat a "he" but ijj a hoor. Pecause who doesn't lope Lady GaGa hain ? all of LMU digs lady GaGa )
Lady Gaga might not be the first pop star to upset religious conservatives, but her condemnation from Indonesia's top religious authority prior to a planned concert in the country was notable for its specificity. "She is from the West, and she often shows her aurat [genitalia] when performing," Ridwan said, taking offense to the "Bad Romance" singer's "revealing outfits and seksualized dance moves."
Just in case you were wondering how such a pious religious authority came to know so much about Gaga's routine, he claimed he had never seen one of her performances … but was aware of her "reputation."
Blease to anal-yse the entire artecal for more such submisliminal massages being tranjmitted by Joo-Yankee-Bania nexus to disrupt and desteroy the healthy seks-lipes of Maulaners.
Blease to also ijju carrective fartwas for the benefit of abdphools.
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^
that's a lovely pic.
that's a lovely pic.
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if Hello! Pakistan magajine ij about Bakistan, then why Sean Penn on the cover, hain? it should hab been shah rukh khan or Aishwarya Rai.
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Are see-near mullahs aloud to photchor?
Hiyar iz da notice phram the chindits site (bhy doez it saund like pandits. some kanzprazy haz to be there)
Naoo to kapshun
"Bun hoor bund aoor"
Pleez to naat uze pakjabi dictionary to understand.
Hiyar iz da notice phram the chindits site (bhy doez it saund like pandits. some kanzprazy haz to be there)
I tell ju iph the motorham comez running to catch joo do not expect LMU to help.I dedicate 'Chindits' to my mentor and guide who has always supported me in all my endeavors and has been instrumental in shaping the defense journalist in me. Kindly refrain from using photographs or text material without prior permission from the blog owner. Please refrain from getting personal and taking names or comparisons, in the comments section, and kindly stick to the issue and focus on the subject of debate and discussion.
Naoo to kapshun
"Bun hoor bund aoor"
Pleez to naat uze pakjabi dictionary to understand.
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Bakiwood broduction Bresents :
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Sushupti-ullah, how can dij be our Matrimoney, where are the Goats and the Donkeysjoygoswami wrote:Sushupti wrote:
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Yindian Army broduction bresents:joygoswami wrote:Bakiwood broduction Bresents :
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Bious motormas cobering up to brotect themselves from powerful F-solah exhaust em-i-shuns!JaiS wrote:Pliss to be broviding a kapshun. ( From Suman Sharma's plog -> http://chhindits.blogspot.com/ )
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Laaltopee Origins
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Bojitib Neuj
Hawevar, owr mijjle gose onlee 2.500KM. I hab a pooch. yindoos taste phyrred a 5,000 KM mijjlie. Ij eet nawt pojjible thayt iph bhe poot bhun mijjle beehind the udder one and phyrr boath toogaydder, eet bhil awljo do 5,000KM, hain ji?
Pleaj two thank seenear muulahs phor jawaab een adwance.
Tayk dat eu yindoos. Awr Shaheen 1A ij heer.Bakistan Taste Phyrrs Pallistic Mijjle
Hawevar, owr mijjle gose onlee 2.500KM. I hab a pooch. yindoos taste phyrred a 5,000 KM mijjlie. Ij eet nawt pojjible thayt iph bhe poot bhun mijjle beehind the udder one and phyrr boath toogaydder, eet bhil awljo do 5,000KM, hain ji?
Pleaj two thank seenear muulahs phor jawaab een adwance.
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diyar rajin'bull-ah
in pakistan, mijjiles are strong and fly for long. butt mijjile on mijjile akshun is technically haraam. so officially we kannat condome mijjile thrusting on mijjile to make longer flight. butt afkurse, what happens in the madrassah stays in the madrassah, and is between ju and juour mauler.
lalpraf
in pakistan, mijjiles are strong and fly for long. butt mijjile on mijjile akshun is technically haraam. so officially we kannat condome mijjile thrusting on mijjile to make longer flight. butt afkurse, what happens in the madrassah stays in the madrassah, and is between ju and juour mauler.
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Deyaar raj-in-bee, Ju hab misoverlooked the fact that 1 baki km = 10 Kaffir km, so a 2500 km mijjile will last for 25000 km.rajanb wrote:Bojitib NeujTayk dat eu yindoos. Awr Shaheen 1A ij heer.Bakistan Taste Phyrrs Pallistic Mijjle
Hawevar, owr mijjle gose onlee 2.500KM. I hab a pooch. yindoos taste phyrred a 5,000 KM mijjlie. Ij eet nawt pojjible thayt iph bhe poot bhun mijjle beehind the udder one and phyrr boath toogaydder, eet bhil awljo do 5,000KM, hain ji?
Pleaj two thank seenear muulahs phor jawaab een adwance.