Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv Newj

The Strategic Issues & International Relations Forum is a venue to discuss issues pertaining to India's security environment, her strategic outlook on global affairs and as well as the effect of international relations in the Indian Subcontinent. We request members to kindly stay within the mandate of this forum and keep their exchanges of views, on a civilised level, however vehemently any disagreement may be felt. All feedback regarding forum usage may be sent to the moderators using the Feedback Form or by clicking the Report Post Icon in any objectionable post for proper action. Please note that the views expressed by the Members and Moderators on these discussion boards are that of the individuals only and do not reflect the official policy or view of the Bharat-Rakshak.com Website. Copyright Violation is strictly prohibited and may result in revocation of your posting rights - please read the FAQ for full details. Users must also abide by the Forum Guidelines at all times.
vishvak
BR Mainsite Crew
Posts: 5717
Joined: 12 Aug 2011 21:19

Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv

Postby vishvak » 26 Jul 2012 18:59

djinman?

partha
BRF Oldie
Posts: 4003
Joined: 02 Jul 2010 15:25

Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv

Postby partha » 26 Jul 2012 23:13

The fact that downhill skiing is not part of Olympics is a conspiracy to deny bakistan of any medals.

sudhan
BRFite
Posts: 1103
Joined: 01 Jul 2009 17:53
Location: Timbuktoo..

Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv

Postby sudhan » 27 Jul 2012 01:20

^^^Simpal solujjun... Bliss to send TSPA mards to winder olym-bheek...

We will pettishun the IOC to include "rapid pant prowning" as an event for 2016... Gold medals assured in all weight clajjes!!

Lalmohan
BRF Oldie
Posts: 13262
Joined: 30 Dec 2005 18:28

Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv

Postby Lalmohan » 27 Jul 2012 01:39

the praablem eej that last taime that olypeak downhill skiing waj going on, ju needed a kanadian vija to even go on the mountain...
yeh to bahut na insafi hain...

Prem
BRF Oldie
Posts: 21126
Joined: 01 Jul 1999 11:31
Location: Weighing and Waiting 8T Yconomy

Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv

Postby Prem » 27 Jul 2012 02:07

Lalmohan wrote:the praablem eej that last taime that olypeak downhill skiing waj going on, ju needed a kanadian vija to even go on the mountain...
yeh to bahut na insafi hain...


Will Bakistan be bartisppating en Mard, Awart or Kombo gaimez?
Fatti Awaaz batta rahi hai ki halfmard hai
Fatti Mush keh rahi ki Aadha Awart hai
Kustomer keh raha hai in Kombo Hai
Raat Ke Andhere mei
Mukh-Mush ka Jombo Hai.

( Kustomer izz albawyz raight)

joygoswami
BRFite
Posts: 523
Joined: 11 May 2010 19:08
Location: Destination Moon For 5yrs with Zaid Hamid

Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv

Postby joygoswami » 27 Jul 2012 08:55

Image

:rotfl:

rajanb
BRFite
Posts: 1945
Joined: 03 Feb 2011 16:56

Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv

Postby rajanb » 27 Jul 2012 11:22

It has been found that besides the average Pakistani getting shorter (due to a peculiar bone disease) that this bone disease has another sympton too which results in:

"pakistani mards having a surfeit of bone in their head and;
a scarcity of bone in their spine" :((

Lilo
BRF Oldie
Posts: 4069
Joined: 23 Jun 2007 09:08

Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv

Postby Lilo » 27 Jul 2012 11:51

Image
Pehold our full Martial glory in thij bicchar !!
Our Mards are protesting against high brice of mungfali chaara in Multan.
Last edited by Lilo on 27 Jul 2012 11:57, edited 1 time in total.

Lalmohan
BRF Oldie
Posts: 13262
Joined: 30 Dec 2005 18:28

Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv

Postby Lalmohan » 27 Jul 2012 11:52

are ju suar? they look like they are getting big big unkil gubo!

partha
BRF Oldie
Posts: 4003
Joined: 02 Jul 2010 15:25

Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv

Postby partha » 27 Jul 2012 12:00

we should organize long march to burma. bakistan demands India grant the long march the transit route to burma. In return, as an aman ki asha gesture we promise to give MFN status to India in principle.

Lilo
BRF Oldie
Posts: 4069
Joined: 23 Jun 2007 09:08

Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv

Postby Lilo » 27 Jul 2012 12:05

^^
I bropose to demand our chinese birathers to gipe us their Laang maarch mijjiles . I herd they fly long and stlong.

Anujan
Forum Moderator
Posts: 6948
Joined: 27 May 2007 03:55

Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv

Postby Anujan » 27 Jul 2012 12:09

Grenade throwing and AK Phyrr in the air should be Olympic sports

partha
BRF Oldie
Posts: 4003
Joined: 02 Jul 2010 15:25

Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv

Postby partha » 27 Jul 2012 12:10

http://dawn.com/2012/07/27/religion-for-ratings/
what kind of an idiot writes one full page editorial about oppression on minorities without mentioning 14th august sbeech of quaid e alms? is this guy even real?

Vikas
BRF Oldie
Posts: 6828
Joined: 03 Dec 2005 02:40
Location: Where DST doesn't bother me
Contact:

Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv

Postby Vikas » 27 Jul 2012 12:41

Pakistaan has ruled over Burma for 1000 years. We even have the last king of Paki-Mughal empire buried in Burma. What more proof do you want.
Inshallah we will unfurl the Green flag on some taal building in Burma as has been predicted in the Qitab when the hordes from Afghanistan would descend upon the plains of Burma and rule over it.

anupmisra
BRF Oldie
Posts: 8280
Joined: 12 Nov 2006 04:16
Location: New York

Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv

Postby anupmisra » 27 Jul 2012 16:22

vishvak wrote:djinman?



Na jee. Jail Ham-Eid sa'ab ij remembering hij dayj bhen he waj the batman to Moolah Omar during the jung for Ka-bull.

jamwal
BR Mainsite Crew
Posts: 5095
Joined: 19 Feb 2008 21:28
Location: Somewhere Else
Contact:

Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv

Postby jamwal » 27 Jul 2012 23:09

After becoming Number 1 in IT*, Pakistan claims top spot in creating niche travel related jobs

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldne ... fraud.html

Prem
BRF Oldie
Posts: 21126
Joined: 01 Jul 1999 11:31
Location: Weighing and Waiting 8T Yconomy

Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv

Postby Prem » 27 Jul 2012 23:11

Lilo wrote:^^
I bropose to demand our chinese birathers to gipe us their Laang maarch mijjiles . I herd they fly long and stlong.

Its Laang Mirch naat Maarch.

Prem
BRF Oldie
Posts: 21126
Joined: 01 Jul 1999 11:31
Location: Weighing and Waiting 8T Yconomy

Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv

Postby Prem » 27 Jul 2012 23:23

rajanb wrote:"pakistani mards having a surfeit of bone in their head and;
a scarcity of bone in their spine" :((


Poaqandar Qalanar Insectandar Image prablem only

Image
Last edited by Prem on 28 Jul 2012 04:11, edited 1 time in total.

Prem
BRF Oldie
Posts: 21126
Joined: 01 Jul 1999 11:31
Location: Weighing and Waiting 8T Yconomy

Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv

Postby Prem » 27 Jul 2012 23:26

Last edited by Prem on 28 Jul 2012 04:09, edited 1 time in total.

jamwal
BR Mainsite Crew
Posts: 5095
Joined: 19 Feb 2008 21:28
Location: Somewhere Else
Contact:

Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv

Postby jamwal » 27 Jul 2012 23:38

Pakistan is the world's second largest exporter of clothing - HSBC (Hum Sabse Bade Cheenee/Ch***ye)

Image

Don't know about ze potential, butt I sure see Dicks

partha
BRF Oldie
Posts: 4003
Joined: 02 Jul 2010 15:25

Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv

Postby partha » 27 Jul 2012 23:58

VikasRaina wrote:Pakistaan has ruled over Burma for 1000 years. We even have the last king of Paki-Mughal empire buried in Burma. What more proof do you want.
Inshallah we will unfurl the Green flag on some taal building in Burma as has been predicted in the Qitab when the hordes from Afghanistan would descend upon the plains of Burma and rule over it.

vikasullah, that ij a bery good objervashun.

bakistan demands burma hand over burma to us.

Ardeshir
BRFite
Posts: 1083
Joined: 15 Jan 2008 03:10
Location: Londonistan/Nukkad

Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv

Postby Ardeshir » 28 Jul 2012 01:26

VikasRaina wrote:Pakistaan has ruled over Burma for 1000 years. We even have the last king of Paki-Mughal empire buried in Burma. What more proof do you want.
Inshallah we will unfurl the Green flag on some taal building in Burma as has been predicted in the Qitab when the hordes from Afghanistan would descend upon the plains of Burma and rule over it.

Diyar Vikasullah-al-bad-sbellingi,

You obviously did not attend Aitchinson Kaalej like I did and your boor edukashun shows.
Bliss to not spell like Bhindians, vee are descendents of Araps and Central Asian Warriors™.

Anujan
Forum Moderator
Posts: 6948
Joined: 27 May 2007 03:55

Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv

Postby Anujan » 28 Jul 2012 03:19

Why is there no Camel racing in Olympics? Are the goras afriad that Arabs from Pakistan will win?

Ardeshir
BRFite
Posts: 1083
Joined: 15 Jan 2008 03:10
Location: Londonistan/Nukkad

Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv

Postby Ardeshir » 28 Jul 2012 05:41

Diyar Anujanullah,
Ju are raight. It ij a Western kanspiracy to deny Bakistan its rightful share. Death to Kuffar! Death to Amreeka! Death to the Yahood!

Mahendra
BRF Oldie
Posts: 4407
Joined: 11 Aug 2007 17:20
Location: Chronicling Bakistan's Tryst with Dysentery

Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv

Postby Mahendra » 28 Jul 2012 16:11

Nah they are worried about giving citizenship to cameloids born on pritish soil

Ardeshir
BRFite
Posts: 1083
Joined: 15 Jan 2008 03:10
Location: Londonistan/Nukkad

Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv

Postby Ardeshir » 28 Jul 2012 16:45

Diyar Maulana Mah-e-ndra, there ij no sach thing as Pritish soil. This is Allah'j Sar-zameen!

vdutta
BRFite
Posts: 682
Joined: 08 Nov 2002 12:31
Location: USA
Contact:

Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv

Postby vdutta » 29 Jul 2012 19:02

Be afraid you yindoos.
Pak's 4th generation plane under testing. i will drop crap bomb on the enemies

Image

Lilo
BRF Oldie
Posts: 4069
Joined: 23 Jun 2007 09:08

Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv

Postby Lilo » 29 Jul 2012 21:28

See-Niyar Maulaners of LMU,
What ijj this (nsfw) Eyegiptian Nanga bum- i keep dekhoing, i poonch?
Ijj thij some new conspirajji that YYY has come up to neuter our clown jewels ?

Eye keep dekhoing it again and again --but still cant understand the takniki pehind its usage.
Iam also quite interested to test if such a bomb can pe succesfully mated with *cough* the mijjiles of bakistan.

Derphore my request to LMU Maulaners ijj that We I conduct a thorough analysis of thijj new develobment and device a bakistani version of this bum asap.
For thij burpose , blease to urgently send suitable hoor specimens to cape number 420 for detailed testing and analysis.

Your's Beard scratching'ly
Lilo-bin-OilL mullah.

Link

rajanb
BRFite
Posts: 1945
Joined: 03 Feb 2011 16:56

Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv

Postby rajanb » 29 Jul 2012 22:09

Deeyar Lilo bin nukebum,

Two depheat yall YYY konspeeracy, owr madra @sses teache ju two steek two goetz yand da Kamelz dat awr arap fourphatherj brawtgh two awr Cuntry.

Seence ju seam two hap emarguncy een kavekomplex 420. bhee, the jirga awr sanding ju kamelz yand goetze bhy drone deliperey.

Salaam and pliss two enjoy giphts.

Anujan
Forum Moderator
Posts: 6948
Joined: 27 May 2007 03:55

Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv

Postby Anujan » 29 Jul 2012 23:00

Why don't they allow AK for shooting competishun in Olympics. Also why is shotput so much heavier than a grenade?

Pakistan is unable to compete with such unfair rules.

Prem
BRF Oldie
Posts: 21126
Joined: 01 Jul 1999 11:31
Location: Weighing and Waiting 8T Yconomy

Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv

Postby Prem » 30 Jul 2012 02:14

Poaqy Pehlwan Baant da phair roolez..

http://img232.imageshack.us/img232/8844/weighth.jpg

partha
BRF Oldie
Posts: 4003
Joined: 02 Jul 2010 15:25

Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv

Postby partha » 30 Jul 2012 08:58

power cut is a south asian problem.

partha
BRF Oldie
Posts: 4003
Joined: 02 Jul 2010 15:25

Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv

Postby partha » 30 Jul 2012 09:07

:rotfl:

Anujan
Forum Moderator
Posts: 6948
Joined: 27 May 2007 03:55

Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv

Postby Anujan » 30 Jul 2012 09:12

He only had zam zam cola!!

Anujan
Forum Moderator
Posts: 6948
Joined: 27 May 2007 03:55

Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv

Postby Anujan » 30 Jul 2012 12:56

Why hasnt groper been awarded olympic gold medal in swimming hain ji?

After all he has world best takneeki in preast stroke?

rsharma
BRFite
Posts: 271
Joined: 02 Aug 2006 22:14
Location: Hidden Markov Model

Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv

Postby rsharma » 30 Jul 2012 22:39

South Ajia won its phirst medal todin,

( Before the haughty Indians Begin to Brag about it, they would do well to remember , that 'we' share a common heritage, common language and even common problems like South Asian terrorism. Before the Yindoo Hawks begin to complain about being victim of Bakistan sponsored cross-border terrorism, they should remember Bakistan itself is a victim of Bakistan sponsored cross-border terrorism )

jamwal
BR Mainsite Crew
Posts: 5095
Joined: 19 Feb 2008 21:28
Location: Somewhere Else
Contact:

Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv

Postby jamwal » 30 Jul 2012 22:42

Bakistan unaple to send any shooter in Olymbics peecause India keebs killing them as they try crossing the porder

Prem
BRF Oldie
Posts: 21126
Joined: 01 Jul 1999 11:31
Location: Weighing and Waiting 8T Yconomy

Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv

Postby Prem » 30 Jul 2012 22:53


partha
BRF Oldie
Posts: 4003
Joined: 02 Jul 2010 15:25

Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv

Postby partha » 31 Jul 2012 00:04

rsharma wrote:South Ajia won its phirst medal todin,

joo need more training in strat-e-gy. south asia haj won only one medal. so we should sing the cheeni song. cheenis hab won 8 gold medals. it ij time to invoke - bakistan, cheena fraandship taller than minar-e-bakistan and deeper than bakistani sh*t hole. cheeni medals hamari medals.

partha
BRF Oldie
Posts: 4003
Joined: 02 Jul 2010 15:25

Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv

Postby partha » 31 Jul 2012 00:07

bakistan demands the olympics organizers that they write 'shia' or 'ahmedi' on the bull's eye of the target in shooting and archery competishuns. that way bakistani athletes can aim better and win gold.


Return to “Strategic Issues & International Relations Forum”

Who is online

Users browsing this forum: Chandra, DrRatnadip, pgbhat, sum and 36 guests