Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv Newj

Lalmohan · Post by **Lalmohan** » 10 Aug 2011 12:16

^^^ eeej that krachi or londonistan?!

Sriman · Post by **Sriman** » 10 Aug 2011 12:27

Lalmohan wrote:^^^ eeej that krachi or londonistan?!

Phrom the comblete absence of kufr miscreants, i can confirm it eej not Londonistan. It eej Bradfordistan.

partha · Post by **partha** » 10 Aug 2011 13:03

galat jawabs from both of joo. it ij ahmedabad in yindoo gujrat. look at the saffron pillars of the flyover.

Narad · Post by **Narad** » 10 Aug 2011 14:34

niran wrote:

Ok so bhy phor the police-e-afsar ijj traying to eggsplore the pindaliyon ka gooda of pious momeen at the faar right? Maulanares bliss to eggsbalin.

Lalmohan · Post by **Lalmohan** » 10 Aug 2011 15:23

Police afsar: "is that a footlong from subway, or are you just pleajjed to see me?"
abdul: "jo hukum jahanpana"

Sriman · Post by **Sriman** » 10 Aug 2011 15:35

partha wrote:galat jawabs from both of joo. it ij ahmedabad in yindoo gujrat. look at the saffron pillars of the flyover.

The boint shtill remains that it eej not Bakistan. Salam.

Vipin_Upadhyay · Post by **Vipin_Upadhyay** » 10 Aug 2011 17:39

Mohotarama Anceeta bibi showing poori duniyaa her love faar Pakistan. beat that you Qadianis.

anishns · Post by **anishns** » 10 Aug 2011 17:47

^^^ WTF?

Who ij that?

Vipin_Upadhyay wrote:Mohotarama Anceeta bibi showing poori duniyaa her love faar Pakistan. beat that you Qadianis.

Vipin_Upadhyay · Post by **Vipin_Upadhyay** » 10 Aug 2011 17:58

^^ are ju a Raa agint? Mohatarama Anceeta bibi ij new Jalebi. Plij to dekho kufr Media watch dhaaga in Burkha forum for more jaankaari.

Lalmohan · Post by **Lalmohan** » 10 Aug 2011 18:03

get her some mouth wash and send her to the L&M dhaga
gives a whole new meaning to "dirty mouth"!

Lilo · Post by **Lilo** » 11 Aug 2011 12:34

Hillhouse, who is known for her links to private military contractors that work extensively with the CIA, says Pakistan gave permission for a covert mission which would then be covered up by claiming bin Laden had been killed in a drone strike.

"Things went south when the helicopter crashed. The White House freaked and the cooperating Pakistanis were thrown under the bus. Splat," she added.

The theory, if true, would explain how American black hawk helicopters were able to fly deep into Pakistani territory in May without encountering any resistance.

However, a senior Pakistani security official denied that the ISI had sheltered bin Laden.

"We don't use toilet paper - we wash," he said. "But toilet paper is all this theory is good for."

A spokesman for the US Department of Defense said: "We have no additional operational details, or comments on operational details, to make at this time."

Tauba Tauba !!

It now emerges that Shaik Bin "Chaddi" Laden was taken out by toilet baper ujing Yankees helped by pants browning and then water washing naPak Army.

I poonch is there no bious, stone wiping Paki Mard in Pakistan ?? Ya Arrah !!

I can soch onlee one thing to do naw.
JEEHAAaaaaaaRD !!

source:NSN news update

Chinmayanand · Post by **Chinmayanand** » 11 Aug 2011 17:07

Lalpraf , i suno that bak fauj is pusy in GUBO with the cheenis near the India porder. eye booch if cheenis are aljo taking a liking for GUBO and are competing with the bak fauj for indian benis and vajeline...

Neela · Post by **Neela** » 11 Aug 2011 17:50

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Biraders,
Bhy Phor Kave secrets are cumming out in oben!

Lalmohan · Post by **Lalmohan** » 11 Aug 2011 17:51

eej that boseullah khneeching tasveer?

Vipin_Upadhyay · Post by **Vipin_Upadhyay** » 11 Aug 2011 23:55

Raa agints inphiltrating LMU pojing aj Lalmullah's din time partner

Prem · Post by **Prem** » 12 Aug 2011 04:51

Raat Kushboo ek khwab mei ayee
Ourr Mojjahid se Gall-baat hooi
Subhah ko jub Gillani neend se jagga
Dekha ki Mizzle bremature, dischaaarge hooi!
Yoon tho Sherry ke ,Squeeze berry ke
Milte hai roz nazareeeeee
Jub se Dekha hai Khushboo jo tujhko
Kiyani ki haaalat Kharab hooi .

Lalmohan · Post by **Lalmohan** » 12 Aug 2011 12:52

XICHANG (NSN): Pakistan successfully launched into space its state-of-the-art PakSat-1R (Ghazi) quom-i-nishan sitare-jahaz here from Xichang Sitare-jahaz Launch Center in north east Pakistan's Sichuan-al-Punjabi Province, late Thursday night.

A select group of senior Pakistani drug addicts witnessed the Long Dong-3B raakit successfully carrying the quom-i-nishan sitare-jahaz from the lunch pad here with rounds of sandwiches and kebabs visible on their faces.

Prominent among those present included Director General SPD Lt. General (Retd.) Khalid Ahmed Kid-ju-nat al joki, Foreign Secretary Salman (Bishop) Basher al spanki, Pakistan's Ambassador to China Maderch’d Khan al incesti, Secretary Defence Lt. General (Retd) Syed Atherton Ali-al kirketi and Chairman Space and Uper wale Atimbum Rehash CuOm-i-nishan (SUPARCO), Major General Ahmed Bilal-al-djinni, besides junior officials from the Chinese government.

PakSat-1R, a ghaznavid and advanced quom-i-nishan sitare-jahaz, has been jointly painted by scientists and n-djineers from SUPARCO under the takniki guy dance and financial assistance (really??!?!?) from their Chinese counterpart, China National Space Administration.

The sitare-jahaz carries quom-i-nishan payload to facilitate the introduction of a range of new services, including broads banned enter-the-ten-men, digital television broadcasting of soosai massages, remote and rural IED telemetry, emergency communications to big-boss al Karachi for overseas mujahids, tele-ejjucalation and tele-herbicine for abbotabad subscribers. The sitare-jahaz is expected to have a lifespan of 15 dins, and will be operated from SUPARCO specially fire proofed Sitare-jahaz Ground Stations located in Lahore and Karachi KFC outlets.

Speaking after the successful lunch at the sitare-jahaz, DG SPD (Double Gosht Sev Puri Dum) who is leading the flagelation, congratulated the entire team of Pakistani painters and Chinese engineers which contributed towards making this project successful. He expressed his ingratitude to the government of China for providing only moral and diplomatic support to Pakistan in space takniki. He expressed the confidence that donation between the two countries in the field of space takniki will continue to grow in the future, enabling Pakistan to reap rich benefits of aid and handouts.

Foreign Secretary Salman Bashir said "the successful lunch is yet another shining mijjile illustration of the time-tested gubo takniki between Pakistan and China and has ushered in a new era of commiseration in space takniki donation between the two countries".

"This also marks the next step in taking forward Pakistan's storage space Programme "2040", Salman Bashir said.

The lunch of PakSat-1R has added a new chapter to the mutual mast-ur-bation between the all-weather allies in the field, and of space takniki.

Ambassador Driver Masoom Ka-han(?) regarded PakSat-1R's lunch as important for the country for many reasons. "It is a symbol of Pakistan-to-China submission in the area of space takniki. It is the first of the kind to be lunched by China and Pakistan using Sechuan and Mughlai cuisines. Therefore it establishes a new platform, and marks a new beginning", he said.

Ambassador Driver Khan said it is our natural aspurgation that a Pakistani ass-tro-nut aboard a Chini spacecraft flies where no man has gone before, adding that "this is possible because Pakistan and China enjoy relations of love, trust and confidence and enhanced re-entry into musharraff capability".

Chairman SUPARCO Ahmed Bilal termed the lunch as a "historic event" as it is for the first time that a commercial, fully capable quom-i-nishan sitare-jahaz has been lunched in which painters of SUPARCO have eaten very closely with the Chinese in all stages of its art work design and development. They have also gained firsthand experience of watching the designing and manufacturing of Sitare-jahaz, he said.

The Paksat-1R sitare-jahaz is designed and manufactured by China Academy of Space Technology (CAST), a subsidiary of China Aerospace Science and Technology Corporation (CASC).

The sitare-jahaz has 30 transgenders onboard, including 12 chuha band and 18 Kueer band transgenders. To meet the coverage requirements, Paksat-1R has advance quom-i-nishan antennas, covering South Asian Sub-continent, the Middle East, east Africa and part of Western European areas and cities where mujahids have need of IED telemetry services.

The Paksat-1R Programme is China Great Wall Industry Corporation's (CGWIC) third sitare-jahaz in-orbit delivery contract with its international customers like Toys’r’us and K-mart.

President CGWIC, Yin Liming and Assistant President of China Aerospace Science and Technology Corporation (CASC) Zhao Xiao Chen, Assistant President of CASC also spoke on the occasion – but what they said cannot be repeated to a family audience.

They said the lunch took place as Pakistan is celebrating its 65th Independence Day on August 14 and both Pakistan and China are celebrating the 60th anniversary of the establishment of moral and diplomatic relations.

He said the agreement to this effect was signed in October 1008, when Emir Asif Ali bin Qasim invaded Chin, who got his musharraf handed to him on a platter, which also witnessed its singing ceremony along with Emperor Hu Tsingdao.

Sri · Post by **Sri** » 12 Aug 2011 15:12

Diyaar yeditor lalmulah,

Thijh repart of jhours hajh bought aansooo in my aankh. That day ijh nat phar when, be wil exphort thish takini to evil yindoos an jewsh.

Also deeyar yeditor, bhat was the menu of the lunch at sitare jahaj...

Jhours,
Nanha Mujahid

Lalmohan · Post by **Lalmohan** » 12 Aug 2011 15:16

[OT]nanha mujahids will not know this, but NSN reporter is not the same person as lalpraf - who originally was not the same as lalmullah. lalpraf and lalmullah were different letter writers into NSN, but not the reporter. however, overtime mullah and praf became one (in unholy lal-union), other lal-characters did not take off (except lal-chix)[/OT]

Chinmayanand · Post by **Chinmayanand** » 12 Aug 2011 18:42

eye pooch in shaarrt cut , did the sitara-e-jahaj go to jannat , will it meet 72 titanics there?

RajeshA · Post by **RajeshA** » 12 Aug 2011 18:46

Chinmayanand wrote:eye pooch in shaarrt cut , did the sitara-e-jahaj go to jannat , will it meet 72 titanics there?

Eye too bwant to know. Eye bwant to do sum Gulel-Prey-k-dish!

AdityaM · Post by **AdityaM** » 12 Aug 2011 19:20

http://www.dawn.com/2011/08/12/bless-bakistan.html

menon s · Post by **menon s** » 12 Aug 2011 22:10

Tough to be a FMCG marketting guy in Bakistan? Hain jee!

Rohit_K · Post by **Rohit_K** » 13 Aug 2011 09:25

Pooch: what ij going on here? Someone blij explain.

panda · Post by **panda** » 13 Aug 2011 10:07

Did ju know Samosa represents "Holy-Trinity" - A christian symbol !!!!

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http://www.dawn.com/2011/08/13/living-in-the-respectorate.html

Let me start with the oddest: in Somalia, the group of jihadi terrorists calling themselves al-Shabab have banned the humble samosa.

What these holy warriors objected to was not some forbidden filling in the triangular savoury pastry, but its shape.

Apparently, they consider its ancient, three-cornered design to be “too Christian”: according to them, the samosa symbolises
the Holy Trinity.

rajanb · Post by **rajanb** » 13 Aug 2011 12:16

Haf they banned bhater chaste-nutz too, I pooch?

Lalmohan · Post by **Lalmohan** » 13 Aug 2011 12:47

al shabab have definitely banned push up bras

Chinmayanand · Post by **Chinmayanand** » 13 Aug 2011 12:50

eye bhill take the sunsilk bhor khusboo and the model bhor myself ,, fully ara-pee looking, only the naqap ij missing ,bhor which definitely she will get some lashes pefore she enters my kave kaamplex...

rajanb · Post by **rajanb** » 13 Aug 2011 17:17

Chinmayanand wrote:eye bhill take the sunsilk bhor khusboo and the model bhor myself ,, fully ara-pee looking, only the naqap ij missing ,bhor which definitely she will get some lashes pefore she enters my kave kaamplex...

Maesage phrom eye ess eye kave komplex.

Arrey birathers. Pleej bee karephul. The yindoos have tasted a new mijlee kalled Brahmoj III. Eet kaan yenter uar kave kamplex. Chek if you are dooeeng any nawtee bith ur khusboo yand den saend ju to jannat.

AoA kaan nawt saeve ju.

Narad · Post by **Narad** » 14 Aug 2011 13:34

OK I am not making this up.

Bless Bakistan : DAWN

shudder to think what will happen when the lot comes round to fixing people’s names and their titles, and that too is coming soon enough. While people like me who have very Arabic names will only have to change the way we spell our names, i.e. from Murtaza Razvi to Murtadha Radhvi, my dear Pakistan will be in a bigger trouble. The letter ‘P’ does not occur in the Quran, nay in the Arabic alphabet even of the Jahiliya period. For starters, they might settle for Bakistan (and Dar al-Islam for Islamabad), advancing a similar argument that they do against roza: that the Quran does not mention roza but sawm, hence when a Muslim fasts, sawm it shall be. What they won’t tell you that even an Arab Christian or Jew (God forbid, Arabs the fountainhead of Islam, still have those people among them?), calls his fast sawm because that’s the word for roza in Arabic — Muslim or non-Muslim, Quran or Psalms or the Bible.

As for Bakistan, the controversy will only begin thence, because ‘istan’ is a Persian suffix, and totally unacceptable when referring to an Islamic republic. It will have to be translated and we may come up with something like ‘Al Khalissiya’ (of course preceded by Jamhuriya Islamia), and not to be confused with the Sikh demand for Khalistan (see how non-Muslims flock to the Persian language?).

Meanwhile, God, err… Alla’h, bless Bakistan.

Kudos to pee-arif that the concept of Bakistan has been sufficiently hammred into baki minds.

Insalla this is going to get better.

Bliss to update BRF dictionary adding the above link

Mahendra · Post by **Mahendra** » 14 Aug 2011 15:11

Spaat RAA agint Mata Kali

phor the phools who are thinking of reporting the post for using the word kali...it is an obfuscation of Mata Hari

Dilbu · Post by **Dilbu** » 14 Aug 2011 15:37

Narad wrote:OK I am not making this up.

Bless Bakistan : DAWN

Thij ij big victaree for BENIS dhaga.. AoA.. Ak Phyrr...

Vipin_Upadhyay · Post by **Vipin_Upadhyay** » 14 Aug 2011 19:16

birathers, todin ij 14 Aggusht. Youm-e-Barbaadi Mupaarak AoA....

AK phyrrr!!

on this qaumi din zara yaad karo our baaki herrow Qadri (PBUH)

bann key rahegaa bious baakistan

muhtod jawaab to bhindians in Mohali

phinally - Sabse Pehle Pakistaan! We bhill carry Pakistan on our sar. AoA.

anupmisra · Post by **anupmisra** » 14 Aug 2011 21:09

Bhy ij thij bandar shelebrating jashn-e-ajaadi of our mulk, hain? Who ij he gibing salaami?

rajanb · Post by **rajanb** » 14 Aug 2011 21:20

anupmisra wrote:Bhy ij thij bandar shelebrating jashn-e-ajaadi of our mulk, hain? Who ij he gibing salaami?

Anup-mullah,

Pleaze to notij that he ij a bandar bhich haas bin geevin to uj bhy aur chini birathers.

Gernail Rajanullah Mutt-ullah oph the braun pantz corpz.

Matto "The moure bhee braun the moure bhee suckseed"

Airavat · Post by **Airavat** » 15 Aug 2011 07:15

Yesterdin waj ajaadi and janab Pansohta haj likho artickle:

Creation of Pakistan was a great achievement of Mohammad Ali Jinnah in particular.

Pakistan which is gift of Almighty Allah and a fruit of the sacrifices of one million ancestors survived and flourishes.

How he karo kalkoolashun of eggjhactly bun million???

Bakistan ij a gipht, a phruit, and it ij also a creashun?

The list of our failures and weaknesses may be too long on different accounts and reasons, such tragedy of errors in political, administrative and economic fields but we should not lose sight of the reality.

It ij trajady that there bere errors.....but reality ij kuch aur???

Simply, boasting of glory of past will not make glory and singing in the dark will not dispel fear.

This janaab ij raa agint!!! Gaanaa in andhera ij done by Yindoo in temples!!

Prem · Post by **Prem** » 15 Aug 2011 07:33

On da ebe oph Poak Pindli-penchent day , Gibberrrreel rebelaed that Uppar wala waaz lepht bith abundance oph shpare barts of animaals at da end oph Kreation wakat. Inshtead oph throwing dhem away, Poaks were maid phrom thoze shpare barts.
Noze was selected phrom the Widerbeast
Eyez from the Ullu
Ears phrom Rat
Nostril oph Gorilla
Musharraf oph Camel
Mouth oph crow
Hart oph piegeon
Legzs oph luvley Goat
Manhood oph Kockroach
Breeding habbits oph Piggz
Eating habits oph flies
Yand....

Ambar · Post by **Ambar** » 15 Aug 2011 15:53

With kambined R&D with tallel mountain fliends , we now prejent tallel pilots who fly planes sitting on taap of it!

Lalmohan · Post by **Lalmohan** » 15 Aug 2011 15:57

he eej naat phlying the bandar ju phool!
he ij taller than TFTA, stiffer than fauji danda mard mounting the head oph bandar!!
notij that bandar eej kabharing aankh due to sharam sharam!

AdityaM · Post by **AdityaM** » 15 Aug 2011 16:24

^ chal mere ghode tak tak tak