Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv Newj

vdutta · Post by **vdutta** » 18 Mar 2012 00:57

Inshamullah Bakistan is developing very fast. rakshaks who keep an eye on transportation of bakistan would understand it quickly.

Raja Bose · Post by **Raja Bose** » 18 Mar 2012 01:00

Phor thoj bith large hearts but small memories, dutta-mullah is refering to thij onlee:

The Bast:

The Brejent: AoA!! 400% plogless onlee!!

Satya_anveshi · Post by **Satya_anveshi** » 18 Mar 2012 03:59

joygoswami wrote:Whot iz rong with Zaheel HamIED Peech-wara ?[/url]

Soosai vest? TV channels must be extremely careful and do cavity search everytime this duffer shows up.

Satya_anveshi · Post by **Satya_anveshi** » 18 Mar 2012 10:45

^^^Now that Zaid hamid has become an object of sexual pleasure where every abdul and motorma cometh and solidly screweth him right on TV, me thinks he is eyeing the ~~jack~~camelpot.
Bugti increases head money on Musharraf

He increased the head-money for murdering Pervez Musharraf by announcing one billion rupees in cash and agriculture land of Rs 100 million would be given to his murderer and if any media person would kill him he would get 100 hector of land in Sanghar in addition to above incentive

Lalmohan · Post by **Lalmohan** » 18 Mar 2012 14:44

is that a cheeni birather sign on side of self levitating (mag lev?) khatola?

anupmisra · Post by **anupmisra** » 18 Mar 2012 19:55

Lalmohan wrote:is that a cheeni birather sign on side of self levitating (mag lev?) khatola?

One hajaar lactating goatj for joo, lalmullah-tej-eye.

Aljo, next to parchams of our bootiful hara-bhara pa'astan and tallel than the tallesht mountainj chinimulk are cartoonj of two mikki-choohas aj if trying to pull apart our two nashuns parchams. Must be advertijementj for the new dijni-land in chinimulk. Hopefully I bill get a vija to vijit chinimulk once in my life (after my haj, of course).

RCase · Post by **RCase** » 18 Mar 2012 21:06

^^^Anupullah-al-noo-yarki, ju have missed the pawint. The two mikki choohas are symbols of the amirki and yahudi, trying to break up our sweeter than honey fliendship with our chini bilathels. Of course, all supported by RAA hindoo ajinits, with the blue band (just like their kirkit team color).

anupmisra · Post by **anupmisra** » 18 Mar 2012 21:09

RCase wrote:^^^Anupullah-al-noo-yarki, ju have missed the pawint. The two mikki choohas are symbols of the amirki and yahudi, trying to break up our sweeter than honey fliendship with our chini bilathels.

Yahoodi chooha? Tauba tauba. LaWhore Via Kuwait. I need to a-tune my sins. Haj, hiyar I come (for the sebenth time in my life, like the saat pheras).

anupmisra · Post by **anupmisra** » 18 Mar 2012 21:13

Birdj of a feather, feelock together just like kabootarj. Pleaj to see faithful abduls on top of bijli ka khamba (tranjmijjon tower) behabing like injulatorj. Pleaj aljo be careful of abdul droppingj.

Raja Bose · Post by **Raja Bose** » 18 Mar 2012 23:29

RCase wrote:^^^Anupullah-al-noo-yarki, ju have missed the pawint. The two mikki choohas are symbols of the amirki and yahudi, trying to break up our sweeter than honey fliendship with our chini bilathels. Of course, all supported by RAA hindoo ajinits, with the blue band (just like their kirkit team color).

How did saffron turn into ploo?! Do Yindoos have djinns too??

partha · Post by **partha** » 19 Mar 2012 05:10

http://www.dawn.com/2012/03/18/mamata-b ... erjee.html
todin yawn presents an op-ed about the intricacies of kolkata-delhi paaltics. an issue of utmost impartance to bakis. all bakis are now exberts of yindoo paaltics. will there be a coo in yindia? egjiting times.

Lalmohan · Post by **Lalmohan** » 19 Mar 2012 20:11

butt who ij the didi in paquistan?

partha · Post by **partha** » 20 Mar 2012 04:35

^
fauj ij didi, bhai, abbu, ammi in bakistan. ijint it?

partha · Post by **partha** » 20 Mar 2012 04:39

birathers, how did joo all spend last weekend. i spent the usual way. i searched for articles with negative tone about yindia and shared it across the internets.

partha · Post by **partha** » 20 Mar 2012 04:45

if country X ij enemy of country Y then right beepuls of country X are fraands and admirers of left beepuls of country Y and vice versa. i yam a fan of arundhati roy joo know.

joygoswami · Post by **joygoswami** » 20 Mar 2012 22:01

vdutta · Post by **vdutta** » 21 Mar 2012 02:59

^^ Butt Butt.... he likes balls in his mouth

partha · Post by **partha** » 21 Mar 2012 03:03

bakistan haj again put forward demands to evil amreeka. what happened to all previous demands? instead of 40 demands there should have been 41 demands with first demand being "amreeka must and should meet all the demands in this list".

RCase · Post by **RCase** » 21 Mar 2012 10:43

Gila-nahi Playing Holi?

From the bicture, it seems like groper Gila-nahi waj aljo playing holi in dushman mulk on the sly with Veenaji. Hij fingerprints are all over. I bropose Supreme Court should take suo moto action to restore the H&D of the quam and quam-ki-beti. On second thoughts, I aljo suspect the Jannat-ki-houri maulana who was able to get through multiple layers of clothes to feel the pindaliyon.

vdutta · Post by **vdutta** » 21 Mar 2012 15:46

^^ i doubt it was gilani. i can see colors on her face as well.

Lalmohan · Post by **Lalmohan** » 21 Mar 2012 16:09

do ju mean he got rangey haath pakRa gaya?

vdutta · Post by **vdutta** » 22 Mar 2012 11:56

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ki0bsKR6Cuc

vdutta · Post by **vdutta** » 22 Mar 2012 11:57

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kWiWXsfmz0c

partha · Post by **partha** » 22 Mar 2012 12:03

Dear All,

You're welcome.

Lalmohan · Post by **Lalmohan** » 22 Mar 2012 13:39

i pesh a song to the jirga (i first pass fatwah that it is halaal to have gaana)

dis-co gila-niiii, ah-huh... ah-huh
dis-co gila-niiii, ah-huh... ah-huh
baato'n mein baat, muskuratein daan't
aa-o jhoomein saari raat
dis-co...
sherry ke saath, pindaliyon pe haath
chalo sambhalo unki laath...
dis-co gila-niii
ah-huh

anishns · Post by **anishns** » 22 Mar 2012 18:27

vdutta · Post by **vdutta** » 22 Mar 2012 20:06

^^ looks like the anchor got confused who bugti was talking about. after all they are all dalla (pimp) m********s

RCase · Post by **RCase** » 22 Mar 2012 22:17

Pakistan Day Message

Business graduates would recall the ‘four P’s’ of marketing, which are critical for any organisation. I know I am aging, but if I recall, those elements are product, price, place and promotion.

It is about time to identify our economic strengths as a nation. In order to do that, much like the marketing P’s, we have five T’s to ponder.

... That would be Terrorism, Taliban, Targeted Killings, Theatrics and Tantrums.

Aljo, for Bijiness minded folks, the 'four B's' of marketing for Bakistan are: Bhikhari, Beghairat, Besharam, Bhen***ds

Next is technology. No question about the importance of this one. We have to compete with the neighbours who, literally, are going to control this facet all over the world. We may not be able to surpass them due to their sheer size.

Maulanas, I am deeply disturbed by this birader who doesn't realize our tachnowledgy cabapility. Isn't Bakistan the undisputed leader in explosives and IED tachnowledgy in the world?

anupmisra · Post by **anupmisra** » 23 Mar 2012 08:23

Pleaj to dekho how our mullahj reacted after learning that our kendo-styx sistaj bill not join in the dijco danch party in khullam-khullah lalmullah'j madrassa. Pleaj Dekho hiyar. I am shtill shaking.

anupmisra · Post by **anupmisra** » 23 Mar 2012 08:26

Boogie the raat away. Pleaj note nanha mujahid aljo learning from senior mujahids.

gakakkad · Post by **gakakkad** » 23 Mar 2012 09:14

anupmisra wrote:Boogie the raat away. Pleaj note nanha mujahid aljo learning from senior mujahids.

spaat the raa agint ..

Anujan · Post by **Anujan** » 23 Mar 2012 12:30

Lahore declaration din mubarak!!

Here is Minar-e-Bakistan

kish · Post by **kish** » 23 Mar 2012 16:13

Balochistan situation alarming, can't be concealed: SC

The Supreme Court on Thursday observed the situation in Balochistan was precarious and asked how long this fact could be concealed.

Bhat is jaish'tice debartment trying to conceal? Balochistan or allah'arming situation.

Between i hab a pooch regarding the name "Supreme court"? Allah alone is supreme, bhy for they naam the court supreme?

Lalmohan · Post by **Lalmohan** » 23 Mar 2012 16:29

ju kaffir, bend over in submission!! (for prayer of course)
don'tju know that the supreme court is fully shariah compliant allah court in pakistan?!?!

Rahul M · Post by **Rahul M** » 23 Mar 2012 21:31

joygoswami · Post by **joygoswami** » 24 Mar 2012 02:17

Iz dat Zaheel HamIED and Sunny Deol

joygoswami · Post by **joygoswami** » 24 Mar 2012 02:22

Birathers, Zaheel HamIED bith his beeitch Suckeena Bibi

Lalmohan · Post by **Lalmohan** » 24 Mar 2012 02:33

ju notij how the jhanda ej so erekt!!??

RCase · Post by **RCase** » 24 Mar 2012 04:04

^^^ Is that becauj of the vacuum created by all that suckshun of Suckeena bibi under the niqab?

RCase · Post by **RCase** » 24 Mar 2012 04:18

joygoswami wrote:

Ij that the Baki vershun of Proke Pack Mountain with returning 'Happy'-Mujahids from Afganistan? As you can see, these cowpoy mujahids are beejee with their ghodas (not visible) when they meet each other!