Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv Newj

partha · Post by **partha** » 02 Apr 2012 11:22

krachi waj so pieceful for past so many months. suddenly violence. RAA and MOSSAD have organized thij so that bakis cannot feel good about the civil military tenshuns in yindia. why do joo think krachi violence erupted just when controversy erupted in yindia? hain?

joygoswami · Post by **joygoswami** » 02 Apr 2012 12:26

Difa-E-Pakhanastan Wallpepper. High-Res. Yindoo Fokkers being shat down by Bandar and f-Solah

pgbhat · Post by **pgbhat** » 02 Apr 2012 12:44

Supanallah!!! are thoje SSG kammandus riding donkeys into lal qila?

joygoswami · Post by **joygoswami** » 02 Apr 2012 12:47

^^ I am suar that is Zaheel HamIED, followed by Jernail Gul, Hafiz Saeed on their donkeys. The add-min af dis page is Uber Sus Mr.Sayeed himshelf it seems.

Raja Bose · Post by **Raja Bose** » 02 Apr 2012 12:56

^^^Whoa!! Bhat are so many Al Khalis doing in Parathey-wali gali, hain ji?? Are they habing mooli-ka-paratha to recharge their ghaas turbine engines??

Lalmohan · Post by **Lalmohan** » 02 Apr 2012 13:00

i habh pooch phor my grad ishtudants - iph lal-qila waj made by mughals then how cum green robed djinns are attacking takht oph islamdom?

supplementary kveshchun: in ju-raw-sic period oph ancient history (in imadjinnary dunia, since this is ex-kitab scenario) - what was the food habits of dinosaur called Islamadon?

RCase · Post by **RCase** » 02 Apr 2012 13:49

Lalbrof -

In Difa-of-Loud*-Thesis (DOLT) ...

The mughals were not Araps and hence not pure enough. Per sir-e-yeah, and hardys, more bious can attack less bious. But then again, the djinns are not attacking takht as they are always for peas. That ij the baki vershun of 'bigs phlying'.

Bonus kveshchun answer: This is tirick kveshchun! There waj NO djinosaur called Islamadon. Ijlam was rebealed only in 7th century and hence before that there were only kaffirs who dejerved to be put to death. The food habits of djinnosaurs Hala-le-rex and Tyrant-e-suarus and waj ghaas, dates and vegetaples aj it waas naat pojjiple for them to do halal ziba. It waas naat yet rebealed nowlidge! ATM knows best.

Salam

RCase · Post by **RCase** » 02 Apr 2012 14:13

Raja Bose wrote:^^^Whoa!! Bhat are so many Al Khalis doing in Parathey-wali gali, hain ji?? Are they habing mooli-ka-paratha to recharge their ghaas turbine engines??

The Al Kalis are doing paratha manouvers in the sand just like their phourphathers were doing in Longewal and Asal Uttar. In the dejert, one can see mirages and illyushins. That ij what the prave baki fauj is seeing that by dinner time they have arrived at Lal Kila and the bious BAF ij phlying bandars and fsolahs, attacking vintage plains while halicopters are boring into the ground to create tunnels. Of course on the way to djannat there are phlying djinns, acting as phorce multepliers.

I am surprised that this tasveer does not have the TFTA nashunal bird on disblay, which is mainly resbonsiple for all loss of sovirginity that the Defying-Pakhanastan-Crooks are phyting for.

Lalmohan · Post by **Lalmohan** » 02 Apr 2012 14:58

rcaseullah - ju raise an impartant point oph doctrine. iph mughals bhere nat araaps and are less pious, then bhyphor jarnails trying to restore mughal-e-zamaan? should bakistan eschew mughlai koosene?

as for djinosaurs - i ask ju to soch more. islamadon was pre-revealed - so that all may know its might and phyrr. other phamous paquistani djinosaurs include: moralndiplomatidocus, honourndignisaurus, jaguarveinidon, principalstandisaurus, binashuntheorodocus, triservicestops, jarnailasaurus-rex, mullaciraptor and the fiersome taftadonicus and droneadactyl

i am suar my grad ishtoodants will phynd more by digging in the sands

Narad · Post by **Narad** » 02 Apr 2012 16:12

^^^

Bliss to add..
nonstateactorosoures, victimfterorrosaures, strategicoptys, handsofextremiphylus, keedaeazamusus, allamabismilligatorous.

BajKhedawal · Post by **BajKhedawal** » 02 Apr 2012 21:35

Bulbious Arsephuck0rex

Pedophiliticus

Beastialitiphylus

Pindichanna Gasosaurous

Incesters R'us

Lalmohan · Post by **Lalmohan** » 02 Apr 2012 21:43

ju missed Gubosaurus! (carephool how ju pronounce that!)

vishvak · Post by **vishvak** » 02 Apr 2012 21:47

No shaving beards, no mobiles: Taliban 'moral' police

Armed vigilantes of the Pakistani Taliban roam the streets to stop what they believe are "un-Islamic" activities.

"Turbaned and bearded Pakistani Taliban fighters, clad in black clothes, punish local people for shaving or trimming beards, using mobile phones and even eating naswar," Afghan provincial police chief Ghulamullah Nuristani said over phone.

The vigilantes, according to Nuristani, are affiliated with a Pakistani Taliban faction led by Maulana Fazlullah,
...
Pakistani Taliban spokesman Sirajuddin and the Afghan Taliban denied the police chief's claim.

Bhut birathers across borders can use walkie-talkie & cover face, if not mobile phons/shabing ustra.

AoA.

Lalmohan · Post by **Lalmohan** » 02 Apr 2012 21:59

and a selection of green (painted) dinos of the genus mijjilodon: ghoridufus, ghaznavidufus, hatfodon, baburodactyl

kish · Post by **kish** » 02 Apr 2012 22:02

[quote="joygoswami"]Difa-E-Pakhanastan Wallpepper. High-Res. Yindoo Fokkers being shat down by Bandar and f-Solah

Thij ij a old pic (1971), When we captured Red Phort and planted Baki plag.

Don't joo guys read Pious Baki newj papers?

Don't joo guys remember how A.A.K. Niazi signed the victorious dockument and marched bith this 100,000 troups into India?

Baikul · Post by **Baikul** » 02 Apr 2012 22:03

pgbhat wrote:Supanallah!!! are thoje SSG kammandus riding donkeys into lal qila?

The diyar leader ij our own peloved Jahil Hamid on a white ghoda trotting to the red phort in a yellowing shalwar.

kish · Post by **kish** » 02 Apr 2012 22:06

BajKhedawal wrote:Bulbious Arsephuck0rex

Pedophiliticus

Beastialitiphylus

Pindichanna Gasosaurous

Incesters R'us

And bhere is Oscar famous "Acid attackosaurous"?

Baikul · Post by **Baikul** » 02 Apr 2012 22:07

Mauleners I have a pooch.

Bhat is defence dot peekay?

Bhat defence can ju do peekay, hain ji?

And bhy are ju peekay anyway, ju kuffa?

anupmisra · Post by **anupmisra** » 02 Apr 2012 23:01

Who built the lakeer-e-maginot bunker?

Sriman · Post by **Sriman** » 02 Apr 2012 23:05

Baikul wrote:Mauleners I have a pooch.

Bhat is defence dot peekay?

Bhat defence can ju do peekay, hain ji?

And bhy are ju peekay anyway, ju kuffa?

Baikul mian, bhy for you think of haraam things when someone says peekay? It eej butt oblivious that zam zam cola eej being referred to hiyar. Zamzam peene ke after joo defend the durand line

Prem · Post by **Prem** » 02 Apr 2012 23:42

Lalmohan wrote:ju missed Gubosaurus! (carephool how ju pronounce that!)

Bhere izz
Mushomarus.
Arabanusarus

Baikul · Post by **Baikul** » 02 Apr 2012 23:55

anupmisra wrote:Who built the lakeer-e-maginot bunker?

Sriman wrote:..........Baikul mian, bhy for you think of haraam things when someone says peekay? It eej butt oblivious that zam zam cola eej being referred to hiyar. Zamzam peene ke after joo defend the durand line

Bhat ij this?

One Maulener is ishpeaking of Maaki-not (maaki bhy not, I pooch)

another mauleners ij ispheaking of de raand line?

Do ju have no sharam sharam?

Py the way Mauleners, bhyar is de raand line and who ij standing in it? Ij it in Isloo or K'rachi? My pipth cujjin wants to know

A_Gupta · Post by **A_Gupta** » 03 Apr 2012 09:39

The Onion:
http://www.theonion.com/articles/bin-la ... ced,27829/

Q: A Pakistani court sentenced Osama bin Laden's three widows and two daughters to 45 days of house detention for living illegally in Pakistan. What do you think?

One answer: So the punishment for living in Pakistan illegally is being forced to stay there? ******, Pakistan, get some self-esteem.

Lalmohan · Post by **Lalmohan** » 03 Apr 2012 12:24

ispeshal lattery oph pakistan: pharst praize - 1 raat in isloo marriott, sekund praize - 2 raat in isloo marriott... vagehera, vagehra...

Raja Bose · Post by **Raja Bose** » 03 Apr 2012 12:35

kish wrote:
And bhere is Oscar famous "Acid attackosaurous"?

Joo phorgot MukhtaranMaiasaurus.

Lalmohan · Post by **Lalmohan** » 03 Apr 2012 12:38

of the genus kanadavisaurus?

partha · Post by **partha** » 03 Apr 2012 12:55

oh amreeka announced $10 million bounty on hafeez sayeed mullah?

bakistan should go ahead and announce $20 million bounty on hafeez sayeed

Lalmohan · Post by **Lalmohan** » 03 Apr 2012 13:10

eej that including 10%?

kish · Post by **kish** » 03 Apr 2012 13:33

partha wrote:oh amreeka announced $10 million bounty on hafeez sayeed mullah?
bakistan should go ahead and announce $20 million bounty on hafeez sayeed

joo kafir, jusht one Bakistani is worth $10 million. And we hape 200 million jihardies. So, Bakistan is worth 2 quadrillion = 2000000000000000

see, our echonomy is 1000 timesh better than ebil India.

We jusht have to increaje our population to improve our echonomy. By the grace of Allah, we are already doing that.

RCase · Post by **RCase** » 03 Apr 2012 14:17

Butt, who said Hafeezsab is in Bakistan? Amrika and Yindia claim that Shaikh Osama, Dawood Mian etc. are in Bakistan, to malign the honor, dignity and respect of Bakistan. Bakistan is a front line non-NATO al- lie of Amrika. Bakistan has sacrificed the most in conducting the war of terror. For all the losses suffered, Amrika should offer $10trillion dollars instead of peanuts of $10 million.

Lalmohan · Post by **Lalmohan** » 03 Apr 2012 14:22

ghaaseaterex bhutti

megapeanutodon ziarex

the sands of the thar are yielding many finds...

gakakkad · Post by **gakakkad** » 03 Apr 2012 17:17

India hails US$ 10m bounty on Hafiz Saeed head

Learned maulaners , kaffir amreeka is saying that there is a 10 amreeki ruppiah on hafeez saeeds head.. i can only see a paghdi on maulana saeed saabs head.. can't see any money .. can learned maulaners explain this apdool ? why are hindoos happy about 10 million amreeki ruppiah being above his head ?

Lalmohan · Post by **Lalmohan** » 03 Apr 2012 17:47

imadjinn the thump that $10m kesh landing on hij pagRi!?
that would make many a dhoti-shiverer jump in joy

vdutta · Post by **vdutta** » 03 Apr 2012 20:06

Djinn technology for producing bijli ?

Lalmohan · Post by **Lalmohan** » 03 Apr 2012 20:17

no ju kaffir, djinn takniki phor making bulb-e-roshan
bijli is something that the yindoos are denying us through hoarding river paanis

BajKhedawal · Post by **BajKhedawal** » 03 Apr 2012 22:22

gakakkad · Post by **gakakkad** » 03 Apr 2012 22:34

^^ Begum of Bulb-uddin Ghusao-mat-yar...?

BajKhedawal · Post by **BajKhedawal** » 03 Apr 2012 22:48

One of my bajauri begum's tao, who is also her father & chachara brother and is a courier phor Hafiz Saeed haweli near Abortabad cantonment, was telling me that her abbu rezently delivered the folloing backage to the laldadhiwala sahib there. Whyphor????

Sharmila Saur from Gund Fun

Smooching Suzie Pig 7" from Gund Fun. Whoever thought a kissing pig could be so cute. Squeeze Suzie, and she makes a wonderful kissing sound while her cheeks light up and flash with delight!

RCase · Post by **RCase** » 03 Apr 2012 23:45

vdutta wrote:Djinn technology for producing bijli ?

Ju kuffars, wimmens cannot produce bilji, they can only produce khujli. Don't you realize as per the Hardies, motorham is giving a demonstrashun of how to practice the vacuum pulp techniki to take care of momin mard's khujli so that they get high vacuum plast exbolshuns.

RCase · Post by **RCase** » 04 Apr 2012 00:04

Lashkar chief Hafiz Saeed dares US, says he is not hiding in caves

Bakistan is a progressive, enlightened, moderate country; just like the rest of the world. Bhat do joo think, we are living in the djinnosuar ages? Nobody lives in caves these days. They just live in cities and military cantonments, in safe and secure neighborhoods. Osama was in a ranch in Abbotabad, so were the others in Rawalpindi, Krachi, LaWhore etc.