Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv Newj

Mahendra · Post by **Mahendra** » 21 May 2012 02:39

What Bakistan lost war on terror?

RCase · Post by **RCase** » 21 May 2012 09:30

Maulana Mahdi, how can Bakistan lose war of terror? They are from martial race and doing jihad in the way of allah! Bhat they are saying ij that they had to transport $500B from Krachi by road and it got lost, just like the maal on NATO trucks. It ij all Amrika's fault that they have been haggling to naat pay $5000 per truck protection money to our fauj or give the $500B with free ALOC.

Thij ij all a conspiracy of CIA, RAA, Mossad to make Bakistan look bad in the war of terror being waged by Bakistan.

Prem · Post by **Prem** » 21 May 2012 09:40

Mahendra wrote:What Bakistan lost war on terror?

Birginity ,Yand dhat tuu hajaro Baar in sarre Bazaar .
Gubo Bin Paisa milta nahi hum Kya karre
Chacha- chodri ( massa) sunta nahi , hum kya karee .
Torn FTa ko koi Chahta Nahi hum kya karre !!

Prem · Post by **Prem** » 21 May 2012 10:17

Hoor sighted
Mujahid taraste rehte hai, iss Hoor ka Rass peene ke liye

kish · Post by **kish** » 21 May 2012 19:23

Couple of Baki newj papers habe reported "haram" things about bakistan. I whant learned maulanas of this porum issue a fatwa against it.

Shia Ahmadinejad advicing "haram" things to bakistan

he advised to enhance the women to women contact in order to strengthen ties

How could he ever say thij, ij it not "haram" to have "women to women" contact?

Already bious bakistanis are looking for various things in the internet, like "Goat to woman" contact, "Men to goat" contact, etc

Baki ca'mandoos are not crack

The final push left 10 of Pakistan’s "crack" SSG commandos dead

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bhy for he is kalling baki commandos "crack". I declare baki commandos are not "crack", they are adequate intelligence.

member_20317 · Post by **member_20317** » 21 May 2012 20:52

Jhujar wrote:
Hoor sighted
Mujahid taraste rehte hai, iss Hoor ka Rass peene ke liye

Hoor! are you out of your mind. Thats Quaid e azam. Fatwa against you, you Kaffir. suggesting unnatural sex for Bakistanis. Hajar laanat on you.

anupmisra · Post by **anupmisra** » 21 May 2012 21:57

ravi_g wrote:Hoor! are you out of your mind. Thats Quaid e azam. Fatwa against you, you Kaffir. suggesting unnatural sex for Bakistanis. Hajar laanat on you.

Our berry own djinnah. He waj so phair and luvlee and healthy. Not like that nanga phakeer ghandee. And, hij onlee one aankh waj weak. He waj bees bata bees (20 bye 20) bith the doori aankh. Bhee are sho blessed. Our vijin is bees bata bees becaj of him.

Prem · Post by **Prem** » 21 May 2012 22:18

If da Hoor is Djinna en dissgize, Dhen Hu izz dhiz fella

Lalmohan · Post by **Lalmohan** » 21 May 2012 22:27

the mooch is a give away

anupmisra · Post by **anupmisra** » 21 May 2012 22:39

Lalmohan wrote:the mooch is a give away

It eej a jardari impershonator, hain na?

Lalmohan · Post by **Lalmohan** » 21 May 2012 22:41

no ju damnbloodyphool! that eej the reyal dusparcanti!! the daabalganga eej wandering around in chica-go!!

Prem · Post by **Prem** » 22 May 2012 04:40

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mUI90pvb ... r_embedded
Kuffar saang, Kuffa r Dreess, Bhere arr da Moolazzas?

RCase · Post by **RCase** » 22 May 2012 08:37

All thosj kuffar wimmens are RAA ajints. I confirmed with Jahil Hamid (pbuh). They actually are:

Heera Badal, Barkha Khatri, Seema Pasricha, Basanti Agarwal and film actor Sonia. Inkaye shakal to dekho, Hindoon kae shakal hain. Yeh Bakistani auraton ka shakal nahi hai. True Baki wimmens would have covered up like Kendo sistas.

(Hina Bayat,Badar Khalil,Seemi Pasha,Bushra Ansari and film actor Sana take a part in fashion show named Celebration of Style held in Karachi)

RCase · Post by **RCase** » 22 May 2012 11:24

Effects of inbreeding on Nanha Mujahids.

RCase · Post by **RCase** » 22 May 2012 11:25

Found another Raakit Mard!

RCase · Post by **RCase** » 22 May 2012 11:37

I am conphused. Bakistan is the Land of the Bure, where the overwhelming majority's religion is Beace. There is an apundance of beace overflowing in the land. These two wimmens are selfish and not giving Beace a turn.

partha · Post by **partha** » 22 May 2012 12:06

twitter blocked in pakistan? thij calls for a revolution. inquilab zindabad. all of joo assemble on twitter as soon as it ij unblocked.

Lalmohan · Post by **Lalmohan** » 22 May 2012 12:15

i dont see what eej tha praablem. twitter is now in burkha, that is halaal
all izz vell

RCase · Post by **RCase** » 22 May 2012 12:20

Calling all LaWhori Logic Madrassa Mullahs

Dome Advisory, an international sharia advisory firm is launching a nationwide search for talented students at UK universities who can come up with a business plan or research idea that will aid the development of Islamic finance.
“I want the best brains. We need new blood in the industry and they don’t have to be Muslim,” {OK. Is that a fartwa to the faithfool to launch a jeehard?} Sheikh Bilal Khan, sharia scholar and non-executive director at London-based Dome said.

But discovering young and fresh talent is seen by some in the industry as one of its biggest stumbling blocks, with no standard career paths and a shortage of financially literate scholars, seen as gatekeepers to the industry.
Knowledge of sharia law is undoubtedly essential in the industry, but other skills such as business acumen, technology and language skills are also seen as relevant. {This is a sazzish against the faithfool and does take into consideration their sensitivities. The core issue of madrassa education is naawledge of sharia and arabi language. How can one get bujiness hymne and tack-no-liji?}

Applicants don’t need to have any specialist background in Islamic finance nor any religious alignments {Is that an invitation to the Yahudis and Banias?} and their idea can span any sector from healthcare to the environment as long as it promotes sharia-compliant activities.

Prem · Post by **Prem** » 22 May 2012 22:46

Poak waaz dhere

Prem · Post by **Prem** » 22 May 2012 22:50

Jernail Kiyaanahi Huanahi Klpdstani

Aaryan · Post by **Aaryan** » 23 May 2012 22:02

Ju see bhat a bhai-chara we hab

Anujan · Post by **Anujan** » 23 May 2012 22:07

RCase · Post by **RCase** » 23 May 2012 22:34

^^^ Ij that 'Gropermint Certified' ishtamp?

partha · Post by **partha** » 23 May 2012 22:36

^^
dont joo see it ij all in white color? it signifies how well minorities are brotected in bakistan. like a chest protected by a chest armor. gaat it?

Prem · Post by **Prem** » 24 May 2012 01:48

Holleee Kaammeel Jeehaard

Aaryan · Post by **Aaryan** » 24 May 2012 10:53

Hain jeee what iz dis??

iz this nat a kufar.. Mulanas pliss issue a phatwaa.. Abu-Aaryan

archan · Post by **archan** » 24 May 2012 13:38

Mohammad Hafeez, bakistan's newly abbointed Twenty20 cabtain, has said that his side has missed out on the obbortunity to enhance their skills py not being bart of the IBL. They will have to face up to Sri Lanka short on match bractice, he said, but the team is focussed on their task and obtimistic apout butting in a strong showing.

"For apout two months we have not peen blaying international matches, not even Twenty20," Hafeez said on the sidelines of the team's brebaratory camb at the Gaddafi Stadium(did we naat renaam it yet?) in Lahore. "If you combare the whole world with us, everyone is there [at the IBL] getting bractice in intense scenarios and enhancing their skills, put our players are missing out on that obbortunity. (pig fat yindia, evil qafir yindoos)

Aj you all know, the whole Shiri Lanka team ij blaying the IBL and hence they are more brebared than the bious. Now how will the bious overcome this chall-e-nge? bill a session of namaz every 10 mins in the ground helb?

yourj boochingly
Al Baqr

Neela · Post by **Neela** » 24 May 2012 13:52

^^^^
Jalas Bhindians

Kanishka · Post by **Kanishka** » 24 May 2012 14:02

archan wrote:
Mohammad Hafeez, bakistan's newly abbointed Twenty20 cabtain, has said that his side has missed out on the obbortunity to enhance their skills py not being bart of the IBL. They will have to face up to Sri Lanka short on match bractice, he said, but the team is focussed on their task and obtimistic apout butting in a strong showing.

"For apout two months we have not peen blaying international matches, not even Twenty20," Hafeez said on the sidelines of the team's brebaratory camb at the Gaddafi Stadium(did we naat renaam it yet?) in Lahore. "If you combare the whole world with us, everyone is there [at the IBL] getting bractice in intense scenarios and enhancing their skills, put our players are missing out on that obbortunity. (pig fat yindia, evil qafir yindoos)
Aj you all know, the whole Shiri Lanka team ij blaying the IBL and hence they are more brebared than the bious. Now how will the bious overcome this chall-e-nge? bill a session of namaz every 10 mins in the ground helb?

yourj boochingly
Al Baqr

Joo ar rite. Namaj ebhery 10 mins bill certenly helb..
Phasting py the blayers ij aljo recommended phor dipphikult games as per the kitab.
Komplete phasting by the bious blayers during the games bill certenly ensure korrect results.
salam

Kanishka · Post by **Kanishka** » 24 May 2012 14:27

Neela wrote:^^^^
Jalas Bhindians

Eye sunno that Aastralia - Bakistan kirket matches may pee blayed in India.
Iph so, will the PPL games pee blayed in India aj well?

Salam

archan · Post by **archan** » 24 May 2012 14:39

Kanishka wrote: Eye sunno that Aastralia - Bakistan kirket matches may pee blayed in India.
Iph so, will the PPL games pee blayed in India aj well?

Salam

Suarly you mean BBL (Bakistan Bious league)? I soch it ij already peing blayed in Krachi phor the bast 1 saal+.

AdityaM · Post by **AdityaM** » 24 May 2012 16:33

http://pakteahouse.net/2010/10/23/royal ... ali-azmat/

Kanishka · Post by **Kanishka** » 26 May 2012 05:12

Birathers, it ij taime to make a disishion. Eye yam talking about Ghada-phi isstadum in La-Whore.
We hape cum a lang way since the 1970's. Birather Ghada-phi is naat bith us any langer.. as ju all know he bas killed by phellow mujahids in keeping bith the glorious Ijlamic bractice yand tradishion oph "Killing and peeing Killed".

Now aj new naam eye bropose it pee kalled "Garge Bush" stadium.
GWB has given us a laat of money in the paast bhich be hape ujed phor jeehard akross the glope.

All those in subbort say aye ..

anupmisra · Post by **anupmisra** » 26 May 2012 06:22

Maulanerj, bhat ij the matlab of dij ishlogan? Ij it a sign fram ooper wallah?

RCase · Post by **RCase** » 26 May 2012 07:00

^^^ That is a call to the faithfools of Bakistan in angreji to answer the call of jeehard. The Baki quam is 'Team Bakistan'. The 'Poom, Poom' ij to make it eajee for the awam to know bhat to do to celeprate the IEDeology of Bakistan.

Prem · Post by **Prem** » 26 May 2012 08:51

Real Poom Poom koming en Poomstan.

Prem · Post by **Prem** » 26 May 2012 08:54

Dhen da Piss process

jamwal · Post by **jamwal** » 26 May 2012 15:46

Aj you all know, the whole Shiri Lanka team ij blaying the IBL and hence they are more brebared than the bious. Now how will the bious overcome this chall-e-nge? bill a session of namaz every 10 mins in the ground helb?

yourj boochingly
Al Baqr

Joo ar rite. Namaj ebhery 10 mins bill certenly helb..
Phasting py the blayers ij aljo recommended phor dipphikult games as per the kitab.
Komplete phasting by the bious blayers during the games bill certenly ensure korrect results.
salam

Phisting ij helpfool too .. no?

Narad · Post by **Narad** » 26 May 2012 17:30

Taap seeckrit photu aaf bakistans latest new-clear supmarine code named al-gandu.

Inshalla Bakistan's has suck-sex fully demonstarted its pindigenous capability to puilt and deploy strategik arsets. Take that u kuffars.... AoA!!