Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv Newj

Mahendra · Post by **Mahendra** » 27 Aug 2011 17:22

What is the fuss?

I think heavy post Iftar top up Kebabish dinner led to the discovery of 9000 saal purana Bakistan

RajeshA · Post by **RajeshA** » 27 Aug 2011 17:37

archan wrote:Diyar hadith-ar,
I do naat samajh bhat the bious "higher peings" of f soudi arapia are ub to.
9,000-year old civilization discovered in Saudi Arabia
Now joo tell me bhat ij wrong bith thij neuj item?
Aljo, bhat should the bious do to such "aechaeological" sites hain?

Neuj item saij, howrges burr do-masticated 9000 saal pehle! howrge eej code-lavz phor beesmunn onlee!

anupmisra · Post by **anupmisra** » 27 Aug 2011 18:13

RajeshA wrote:9,000-year old civilization discovered in Saudi Arabia
Now joo tell me bhat ij wrong bith thij neuj item?

Wallah!! Now baki hijtory ij 9000 saal purani. Thij provej that bakij orijinated from arapia and came on ghodas (horjij). Tonight my begum will be berry berry happy.

Mahendra · Post by **Mahendra** » 27 Aug 2011 20:16

Any updates on Inzi's fast demanding Durjan LKBaal bill?

anupmisra · Post by **anupmisra** » 27 Aug 2011 21:28

Mahendra wrote:Any updates on Inzi's fast demanding Durjan LKBaal bill?

Bhaat!!! Inji Fajting? Shiber me timberj.

BajKhedawal · Post by **BajKhedawal** » 27 Aug 2011 22:45

Ali al-Ghabban, Vice-President of Antiquities and Museums at the Saudi Commission for Tourism & Antiquities.....

The site also includes remains of mummified skeletons, arrowheads, scrapers, grain grinders, tools for spinning and weaving, and other tools that are evidence of a civilization that is skilled in handicrafts.

kuffar...kuffar...kuffar.....

I peclare a big fartwa on this Ali-al-Ghaddan, our arpee incestors were always meat eaters that's how they got such Tall, and such Fair, and such Tight Arsed. Thiz kuffar is eshbreading lice about phinding SDRE grain grinders and tools phor sbinning and weaving in the holee arapia.

BajKhedawal · Post by **BajKhedawal** » 27 Aug 2011 23:17

Diyar Mulla Anup-al-Maqar-bin-Jalota,

I yaad karo those dins when jou were singing and nauching in praise of our Tallest, Fairest, and Tightest Arshed king Paad oph Saudi Arape ya, phor some bakshees and bhik.

Butt Some pak-e-muslims pelieve that nauch gaana is brohibited and sinful in Islam. According to our esteemed mullas: Music leads to sinful acts such as drugs, sex, violence, etc... is absolutely sinful in Islam.

And I coat: Bukhari, Volume 7, Book 69, Number 494v:

Narrated Abu 'Amir or Abu Malik Al-Ash'ari:
that he heard the Prophet saying, "From among my followers there will be some people who will consider illegal sexual intercourse, the wearing of silk, the drinking of alcoholic drinks and the use of musical instruments, as lawful. And there will be some people who will stay near the side of a mountain and in the evening their shepherd will come to them with their sheep and ask them for something, but they will say to him, 'Return to us tomorrow.' Allah will destroy them during the night and will let the mountain fall on them, and He will transform the rest of them into monkeys and pigs and they will remain so till the Day of Resurrection."

Iz thiz why kargil fall on our heads while downhill skiing? iz thiz why our eshtrike phorce jahaj called a bandar? iz thiz why my neighboor in massa calles me a paki-saur?

Prem · Post by **Prem** » 27 Aug 2011 23:22

Eye baant hole Bawkistan to phast till Death tu remove kuffar phrom the Poaqstwana oph Sooth Azia .
Okay,celebration oph IED on Phirday excepted phrom phast.

anupmisra · Post by **anupmisra** » 28 Aug 2011 04:41

BajKhedawal wrote:Diyar Mulla Anup-al-Maqar-bin-Jalota,
I yaad karo those dins when jou were singing and nauching in praise of our Tallest, Fairest, and Tightest Arshed king Paad oph Saudi Arape ya, phor some bakshees and bhik.

Ah! Thoje were good dins. I remember berry berry well aj I waj young and footlooje. Bhe were besht dosts with saudeej and thij tarana waj played ebhery time saudeej raijed their parcham. Now the saudeej come to bakistan to kill illegitimate ones (bustards) and uje our nanha mujahidj aj kaimal (oonth) jackeys.

Airavat · Post by **Airavat** » 28 Aug 2011 07:42

anupmisra wrote:
RajeshA wrote:9,000-year old civilization discovered in Saudi Arabia
Now joo tell me bhat ij wrong bith thij neuj item?
Wallah!! Now baki hijtory ij 9000 saal purani. Thij provej that bakij orijinated from arapia and came on ghodas (horjij). Tonight my begum will be berry berry happy.

Out of Bakistani four fathers, arap and toork are phighting ek doosra:

Saudi Arabia is challenging the notion that the first domestication of horses took place in Central Asia 5,500 years ago.

“The al-Maqar civilization is a very advanced civilization of the Neolithic period. This site shows us clearly, the roots of the domestication of horses 9,000 years ago,” said HRH Prince Sultan bin Salman, the president of the SCTA.

The Prince went on to say, “The results of the excavation show that taking care of horses has been an old tradition inherited by Muslims from their forefathers. There is no wonder that during the time of Prophet Mohammed and the Caliphs, special areas had been allocated for breeding and rearing horses.”

This rajkumar should be wajib-ul-cutlet! How he bolo that Brophet seekh from ansisters?

Then matlab ij that hamara faith waj not rebeal by al-mighty to brophet?? it ack-chooly came from ansisters???

Thish faith-fool ij bery confoosed

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Akshut · Post by **Akshut** » 28 Aug 2011 23:15

AoA!!

Bakistan has been pee-lessed bith such tall-lun-ted beepole. Look at this long beard muhajid who has built Star War ship from a car. Bakistan fauj should appoint him as Al-Paint-cum-Maadification Committee's Chairman.

We should only exbort this to Cheen and Umaah mulk. Kaafirs beware!!

Lilo · Post by **Lilo** » 29 Aug 2011 03:31

after dekhoing uppar jootube
see-niyar maulaner se my booch is ...

Ki bakistan tordne ki liye bana hai ya tordne ke baad bakistan banega ??

Mahendra · Post by **Mahendra** » 29 Aug 2011 13:02

[youtube]DYUbaD9B1qg&NR=1[/youtube]

Narad · Post by **Narad** » 29 Aug 2011 14:20

Ever seen this guy having eyes wide open??

Prem · Post by **Prem** » 29 Aug 2011 23:13

Aurr nahi bus aurr nahi, Mush me jagah ourr nahi
Vazleen battle hooi khali,
Bottom pei aa gaye laali,
Armiti Jattke ourr nahi
Aurr nahi, buss Aurr nahi.

archan · Post by **archan** » 29 Aug 2011 23:19

maulana Premaudi in a rather bainfool mood.

Prem · Post by **Prem** » 29 Aug 2011 23:31

Poak ko Khan ki Chuu..i marr gayye
Doosri IED Ki Phatwaii marr gayye
Teesri TTP ki Chiittrai marr gayye
"Bawki" Kush Baccha tho
IWT kiiiiii
Doohai maar gayye !!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QEDXhYCz ... re=related

Sushupti · Post by **Sushupti** » 29 Aug 2011 23:37

Aal Desi Girlz?

archan · Post by **archan** » 30 Aug 2011 00:19

Kendostyx sistahs shall pe their.

menon s · Post by **menon s** » 31 Aug 2011 13:40

Kulfi- Kar Mirza At It Again!
http://tribune.com.pk/story/242654/zulf ... mqm-again/

“The MQM is armed to the teeth with 150,000 AK-47 Kalashnkovs, around 15,000 rocket launchers, anti-aircraft guns, anti-tank mines and mortars and is now in the process of procuring nuclear weapons with the help of Uncle Sam,” said Mirza, making the MQM sound more like a rogue state government than a political party.
He repeated his allegation that the MQM had been willing to work with foreign governments to dismember Pakistan and even work with the United States towards regime change in Iran."

He even went so far as to say that the MQM’s attempts to rejoin the ruling coalition – something that the party has so far not been willing to do – were in fact the product of their desire to continue their efforts to use government positions to arms themselves, including, oddly enough, importing Scud missiles, a short-range ballistic missile that became famous for its use by Saddam Hussain during the First Gulf War in 1991.

poor guy has lost its!

menon s · Post by **menon s** » 31 Aug 2011 14:10

The video that made Qadri kill Salmaan Taseer.
the mullah is so rabid.....only in the relgion of peace can u see such stalwarts.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qxEouO7F ... e=youtu.be

Baikul · Post by **Baikul** » 01 Sep 2011 06:58

^^ RAA agint alert.

Seenyar Maulaners bhill rememper this poem from our jawaani....this ij for our glorious Bakistan...

Bhyar the dimag is free of reason, but our mijjiles always held high
Bhyar knowledge is phree, especially Lahori Logic
Bhyar Cave # 32 haj been proken into fragments
By some itinerant Bose DK,
Bhyar words come out from the depth of my gaan*
Bhyar tireless bhikari core commanders stretch their arms towards more dollars
Bhyar the clear stream of payshab emerges from Prophet Zaid Hamid
Into the dry mouths oph eager Apduls,
Where the national honour ij led ever and ever
Into ever-widening GUBO phrom all parties
Into that heaven of phreedom.... O behencho* how did we get here?

Airavat · Post by **Airavat** » 01 Sep 2011 07:39

Laa-jawab! Taliyan!

Prem · Post by **Prem** » 01 Sep 2011 08:23

Woh kaun hai jo Vasleen le aaya
Kaun hai jo Mush me samaya
Cheekhe sunn raha asman bhi
Lo Jhatka Amritraj ne laggaya.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SkHHbZbp ... re=related

jamwal · Post by **jamwal** » 01 Sep 2011 10:47

Sicks Naine Donkey

I hab sen jannat on earth already

rohiths · Post by **rohiths** » 01 Sep 2011 11:42

^^^ Bhy not 72

jamwal · Post by **jamwal** » 01 Sep 2011 13:33

Juu can't do 72 with 69, butt 69 with 72 ij eminently passible

Prem · Post by **Prem** » 01 Sep 2011 21:08

jamwal wrote:Juu can't do 72 with 69, butt 69 with 72 ij eminently passible

Rebort tu Mort phor addvize.

BajKhedawal · Post by **BajKhedawal** » 01 Sep 2011 21:34

iz it charlee bilson I dekhoo in banama topi drinking zamzam kola?

Sushupti · Post by **Sushupti** » 01 Sep 2011 22:19

Zardari

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Zardari

Prem · Post by **Prem** » 01 Sep 2011 22:52

Bawnkistan's Nu Narra-e-Tweet
Papa Hu Akbar !!

Chinmayanand · Post by **Chinmayanand** » 01 Sep 2011 23:25

'Pak to follow Saudi de-radicalisation policy'

peehard pefore jeehard

Chinmayanand · Post by **Chinmayanand** » 01 Sep 2011 23:29

Flood situation very worrying: Fehmida Mirza

Arrah is so unkind to bakistan

no mercy on bakistan

sometimes bakis are bunished without water and then , it's all water... looks like Arrah haj joined the y^3 gang , bhere is the fatwa...

Chinmayanand · Post by **Chinmayanand** » 01 Sep 2011 23:33

Take Out or Delivery? Domino's Pizza Wants to Open Restaurant on the Moon

will bakistan get royalty bhor this aj moon waj discovered by Qaid-e-aajam ?

hnair · Post by **hnair** » 02 Sep 2011 01:24

Dilbu wrote:
shravan wrote:Security personnel who were present at the time of incident opened air firing.
After a bomb blast? Why? AK phyrr in celebration?

t' is the paki version of air guitar - they point the finger upwards, hail A-o-A and pretend to fire by shaking their fat-asses like a dog dry-humping a table leg.

jamwal · Post by **jamwal** » 02 Sep 2011 23:57

Prem wrote:
jamwal wrote:Juu can't do 72 with 69, butt 69 with 72 ij eminently passible

Rebort tu Mort phor addvize.

I not samajh

Prem · Post by **Prem** » 03 Sep 2011 01:05

Mush ne kush yaad kiya , Dard se lehrai hai
Mush ne kush yaad kiya , Dard se lehrai hai
Mush ne kush yaad kiya , Dard se lehrai hai
Phir Vazleen Vial khooolne ki Aaawaz ayee hai !!
Kya bataye Poakmush ki kishmat kya hai
Kya bataye Poakmush ki kishmat kya hai
Gubo ke siwah orr iska use kya hai
yeh jo Poaqarraf Hai
isne
saari duniya se ...vayye hai.
Hum Khan wale hai orr Vazleen jeb mei rakhte hai
Mush ke khlune pei nazar openly rakhte hai
Cheekhe na nikle tho,
Tauheen e Gubo ki ruswai hai !!

Phir vazleen tube khulne ki awaz aayye hai!!

niran · Post by **niran** » 05 Sep 2011 08:26

blashphemy!!
the greatest among da great thread languishing on PAGE TWO
eye demand you yen yoo investigashun and miscreants be send to kave numper 420 for debriefing.
Salam

Lalmohan · Post by **Lalmohan** » 05 Sep 2011 15:54

in all theej rebheleree, ju maulers did naat notij that our neighbour mullahs kidnapped 25 peachy bottom nanhas as paanishmant to bad talibunniej from good talibunniej!!
now for few raats they will be distracted with travel arrangements to kanada, maybe we should ishtrike fasht and phooriyas in between?

Mahendra · Post by **Mahendra** » 06 Sep 2011 02:30

Ruk Jaana nahin
Tu thak haar ke
Gubo karwa Karwa ke
Milenge Yuan Lizard ke

Oh Zardari Oh Zardari
Oh Zardari Oh Zardari