Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv Newj

Raja Bose · Post by **Raja Bose** » 16 Jan 2012 03:42

^^How can joo do GUPO sitting doing hain ji? Hence, request is to stand up before attaining GUPO pojishun.

In kuffr Yindoo fauj they teach jawans about dhawa pojition while holding bandook at dushman.
In bious Pak fauj they teach ghazis about GUPO position while phacing dushman's bandook.

Prem · Post by **Prem** » 16 Jan 2012 04:43

Anujan wrote:
partha wrote:^
bakistan needs idiots?

Naat need butt Demand all da idiots tuu unite under one ommbrella oph Idiotabad. Pakistan is the leadder oph hole iidotommah , da mosht bowerful idiot yand da phurst wone tuu exblode da DumbBum kapable oph dishtrying mass indelligence.
Bhen yall da idots kame to ishlootown
Dhey obened da shalwars yand
kwicky bend down .
Yall in row bith phree vazleen flow .
Vazleen phlowmaking Musharraf glow
Dhen Dronacharya kame to mope around
Joo tell me now Butt shurpirse It bleasently found ?

Shaashtanga · Post by **Shaashtanga** » 16 Jan 2012 05:55

La-whore-via-ku-wait.... some kaafirs pakis making fun oph our great mahdi ZZH -

anupmisra · Post by **anupmisra** » 16 Jan 2012 08:02

Our shinetishts have inbented new jam-jam paani ishpray to make your chehra arabi or englishtani. It haj been tried on many bharti-looking (kala-kala) mards which turned them into amrikans bith bilond and red hair. Dekho for jourshelf:

anupmisra · Post by **anupmisra** » 16 Jan 2012 08:04

Our mulk ij bunderful. Ebery body ij happy (khushi hi khushi hai). Eben animals (jangali janwar) are khush and join in the fun. See tall mard in biloo habing a gud time with lowly janwar, who ij alsho ishmiling. It waj a piknik.

pgbhat · Post by **pgbhat** » 16 Jan 2012 08:22

AoA!! Aphter many dins raakit-mards are out in the open celeprating!!! AK Phyr!!

archan · Post by **archan** » 16 Jan 2012 09:00

Were those suars playing dogfighting?

Prem · Post by **Prem** » 16 Jan 2012 09:36

Poak inbreeds arryve yand IQ fly .
Boaks du luuk laik dheir Jewropean antcestors. Half entomos yand halph yanimal, halph mootr halph Mal.

Prem · Post by **Prem** » 16 Jan 2012 09:49

One of Paki Fondling Fathers Found Fullfilling Future Phrophecy

Baikul · Post by **Baikul** » 16 Jan 2012 18:56

^^ Bhy are ju showing bictures of our abbu jan, hain ji?

Rahul M · Post by **Rahul M** » 16 Jan 2012 20:03

Lilo wrote: MahulRullah,

take juar pic fram hiyar

w/salaam.

shukriya mujahid lee-loh

anupmisra · Post by **anupmisra** » 16 Jan 2012 22:42

archan wrote:Were those suars playing dogfighting?

Diyar Archanullah bin Rasgullah,

It ij in the compound of SuarCo. That rakkitt-mard-e-momin ij getting ready for takeoff. The initial boojt ij probided by MDB (Mad-Dog-Bite) power. Made in our fair land of pa'astan. Pleaj aljo note rakkitt-mard ajjijtant getting ready to bite and ejjcite the dog to bite main rakkitt mard-e-momin to take off. The resht ij in the hands of upparwallah.

anupmisra · Post by **anupmisra** » 16 Jan 2012 22:44

Jhujar wrote:One of Paki Fondling Fathers Found Fullfilling Future Phrophecy

Lallywood, hiyar eye come.

partha · Post by **partha** » 16 Jan 2012 23:14

Breaking news: Gilani starts growing a beard.

partha · Post by **partha** » 17 Jan 2012 00:44

birathers, this is big - army chief takes government to court. the fight is on. just to make myself clear i yam referring to yindoo army chief. there is "civil military imbalance" on both sides of the border. thij ij a south asia issue from now on.

Anujan · Post by **Anujan** » 17 Jan 2012 01:15

^^
Did Yindian army chief pick up courage from Pakistani army chief to challenge government in court? Do Yindian armed forces finally get over their shivering in dhotis in dark places?

partha · Post by **partha** » 17 Jan 2012 01:27

^^
ofcourse they were inspired by our jernails. but yindoo army chiefs are not experienced in this kind of battles unlike our army chiefs. they should know that winning court cases, taking over civilian goberments is not the same as rolling tanks over a city or capturing a hill

Narad · Post by **Narad** » 17 Jan 2012 15:27

baki mard-e-momin dancing laike namard-e-momeena

joygoswami · Post by **joygoswami** » 18 Jan 2012 05:23

Look here Birathers, our Bakistani Bricket blayers now learning de Art of Begging.

joygoswami · Post by **joygoswami** » 18 Jan 2012 05:24

archan · Post by **archan** » 18 Jan 2012 06:02

that ij bhery weird how they chose to sbell "peard". LMU ishtandards are imbroving!

anupmisra · Post by **anupmisra** » 18 Jan 2012 06:36

archan wrote:that ij bhery weird how they chose to sbell "peard". LMU ishtandards are imbroving!

But, Archanullah al Hindy, bhy did the ishtoodents of lal mullah junivershity make wrath equal equal allah? Doej that mean it ij ok to habe wrath?

archan · Post by **archan** » 18 Jan 2012 06:45

I am confoojled py that asstute objervashun of yours. How can wrath, something most yindoo wimmen keep every now and then py not eating their bhejetaples, pe equal equal to Allah, hain ji?
And I am disabbpointed on reading the wrong sbelling "Bicott". It should pe "Byecott".

krishnan · Post by **krishnan** » 18 Jan 2012 07:19

joygoswami wrote:

bhat ??? one of the guys holding it has actually shaved his weard

Anujan · Post by **Anujan** » 18 Jan 2012 09:37

^^^
It means, "Blease to shave properly and blease to not shave weird"

Anujan · Post by **Anujan** » 18 Jan 2012 11:08

Even our billis are fair with tight musharraf

partha · Post by **partha** » 18 Jan 2012 11:24

Anujan wrote:

Even our billis are fair with tight musharraf

look carefooly. it ij not billi. it ij hij glorious beard.

RCase · Post by **RCase** » 18 Jan 2012 13:40

joygoswami wrote:

Ju have missed the pawint. This is kuffr. They have equated wrath to Allah. Nothing can be equated to Allah per the pook. They are gill-e-te of plasphemy and should be punished bi-cutting them in weard places.

RCase · Post by **RCase** » 18 Jan 2012 13:47

joygoswami wrote:Look here Birathers, our Bakistani Bricket blayers now learning de Art of Begging.

Birader, bakis do not need to learn what comes natural to them. This is our nasthunal trait that ij in our jinns as the quaid had said, our quam ij different from the kuffr quam - we are a nashun of beggars.

Lalmohan · Post by **Lalmohan** » 18 Jan 2012 13:54

but why do birathers want to shave weard? can't they shave normally?

partha · Post by **partha** » 18 Jan 2012 14:01

allah ij anagram of halal. ij it haram?

joygoswami · Post by **joygoswami** » 18 Jan 2012 15:55

ow, how schweet

Lalmohan · Post by **Lalmohan** » 18 Jan 2012 17:45

kamel ij anagram oph malik - doej that mean that the kamel owns the mujj above?

Anujan · Post by **Anujan** » 18 Jan 2012 21:30

Bakistan won all the wars against yindia and the biggest victory was in 1971!!

(Without wikepedia how will you check hain ji?)

abhijitm · Post by **abhijitm** » 18 Jan 2012 21:32

krishnan wrote: bhat ??? one of the guys holding it has actually shaved his weard

bhay are joo laafing hain?? may wrath be piss upon him. salaam.

joygoswami · Post by **joygoswami** » 18 Jan 2012 22:12

Our favorit brofessional brotestor tracked ?

Baikul · Post by **Baikul** » 18 Jan 2012 22:16

Anujan wrote:

Diyar Mauleners,

Bhy ij our peeloved Jaid Hum-eed phondling hij pussy in buplic?

I yam confus-e-d.

Jures confus-e-dly

Paikul.

joygoswami · Post by **joygoswami** » 19 Jan 2012 03:10

Mahendra · Post by **Mahendra** » 19 Jan 2012 03:29

Zulekha Zulekha I have solved bicott Gilette mystery panner

Collective sin of Wrath = Shaving weard of Allah

Aljo Mullah in extreme right Mullah Jaish Gohar Sami seems to have khujli in neeche waali weard

archan · Post by **archan** » 19 Jan 2012 03:30

Ij the taxee driver phor hire? like rentier? like the bakistani nashun? I didn't know mard-e-momin could pe phound on google phor hire. Are beachy pottomed ones also availaple? this one looks kind of old and dark.