Bharat Rakshak

Prasant wrote:Zardari Memorial Kallege of Advanced Bakistani Dentistry

aha, bakistanese are ahead of time. Already a memorial!!

Sri wrote:

Mulanas... bleej dekho new poster of PM sahib... bery apt, innit?

Maulener Siri Nawason, this ij picture of Bakistani Export Sympojium. Bhat ju dekho ij bhat we axeport to the whole world.

Eyeranians have stolen thandar bandar's concept and took it a step ahead

Maulener Archanullah, I yam nat suar how to send PMs (it sounds like djinn science ), but I shukriya ju phor the correction, while simiutan-e-ously cowering in my shalwar.

gakakkad wrote:

Sharia court in akshun in Bakistan. A tooth for a tooth punishment per 7th century arbi methods.

hum dono do premi duniya chod chale.....


made for each other

Baikul wrote:Maulener Archanullah, I yam nat suar how to send PMs (it sounds like djinn science ), but I shukriya ju phor the correction, while simiutan-e-ously cowering in my shalwar.

Maulanar, that waaj a bhery genital bush/nudge that I gave you, not need to pe cowering-e-shalwar. You know theej dins I am trying to pe mild and genital moderately enlightened mod-e-rator.

From the TSP thread --

The director general added that a 41.5-foot long whale shark was found off Karachi’s coast in 1947.

This whale was a direct descendant of Muhammed Bin Qasim and was the first Pakistani non-cold blooded non-reptile citizen.

An ode to Kayani, inspired by this dirty kafir video,



Dum Maaro dum
Take a shot of Kafir rum
Come and Gubo Kayani's bum
Kayani will feel lot of khushi and no gham

Kanishka wrote:

Baikul wrote:Mauleners I yam pheeling debressed.

Debressed pecause whyar ij the def yan dump phorum gone?

Ij it a hinjew consbiracy I pooch?

Eye yam suar that the hole nashun will go belly up soon just laike deph and dumb.
bun momint there .. nek minit gone!

Ij shahadaat oph deph and dump due to RAA agint actibity, or SeeEyeYay? Bhat can haph habbened to thij bindow into the soul oph bakistani nashun

Looks like Road Ek-See-Dent! Driver Error!

RIP!

Kapttun Bleeze phor diz Tali-Paki beeratehrly luv,

^^^ Bakistani See-near core commandu, gen-ral kiya-nahi, paying lip service to Jinnah's corpse.

Ji, I jaano this could be deleted, rightly.

^^^ Gila-nahi's new found sucking up to biraderly mulk Eye-ran. Birader Ackmed-i-nejad cannot control his lafftar.

Now, actress Meera labelled 'love rat'

Lahore As film star Meera announced plans to tie the knot with a pilot of Pakistani origin settled in the US, her "first husband" Atiqur Rehman has said she will have to obtain a divorce from him before going in for a second marriage.

"Meera cannot enter into a second marriage as she is still my lawful wife. Under Islamic and Pakistani laws, she cannot have a second husband in the presence of the first. If she goes for this sinful act, she will be tried under the law," Rehman said while talking to reporters here today.

The actress yesterday announced her plans to marry Navid Shahzad, a pilot working for a private US company. Meera said, "Navid's family is coming to my home to finalise the wedding. I am very happy to have my prince charming."

However, Rehman said a case related to his "marriage" with Meera was pending in the Lahore High Court.

"Meera should show courage and tell people about her first marriage," he said.

Reports in the Pakistani media claimed Shahzad had divorced his wife Sheeba after having an affair with Meera. He has a daughter from his first wife.

A few days ago, Meera disclosed to the media that she had an affair with maverick cricketer Shoaib Akhtar. "I had an affair with Shoaib Akhtar some two years ago but he was not serious about marrying me," she said.

Akhtar, however, denied that he had had any relationship with Meera.

Naaw ij the quij time phor LMU ishtoodents. Bhat ij the suar shot way to know iph the motorham had an apphair with pindi chana exbress?

*hint: it ishtarts with a letter H*

^^^

From Jun 2011...but a hilarious read

Petition in Pakistani court: Is Meera a virgin?

ISLAMABAD: In between dealing with thousands of serious cases, Pakistani courts have to dispose of frivolous petitions such as one asking whether ex-cricketer Wasim Akram drinks whisky and another questioning if actress Meera is a virgin.

A man named Mohammad Fayyaz filed a petition in a civil court of Lahore claiming that former cricketer Wasim Akram had hurt the sentiments of Muslims by appearing in a liquor advertisement, according to a blogpost on the website of The Express Tribune newspaper.
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"Muslims have no problems in endorsing terrorists who kill people everyday but their fragile sentiments would get hurt when they see their Muslim brother have a glass of whisky in a mere advertisement," wrote Tanzeel Ahmed, the author of the post.

While Fayyaz was concerned about Akram's perceived drinking habits, Atiqur Rehman, who claims to be Meera's husband, wants a test done to determine if his "wife" is a virgin.

"Instead of convincing the judiciary about his marriage, Rehman came up with the brilliant idea of testing Meera's virginity.

However, the judge declined the plea, keeping in mind that such a test might open another Pandora's box for the already infamous actress," wrote Ahmed, whose post has been widely tweeted and cross-posted at several blogs.

But Meera has seen other such petitions earlier. A petition filed against her in the Sindh high court in Karachi alleged that she had performed in "immoral scenes" in Bollywood movies.

Other bizarre appeals include those for banning the Bible by Jamiat Ulema-e-Islam leader Maulana Abdul Rauf Farooqi because it contains "blasphemous" material and one challenging the appointment of a Hindu judge.

Punjbai singer Abrar-ul-Haq was summoned by the Supreme Court for using the name "Perveen" in one of his songs because a petitioner contended the reference was demeaning for all women with that name.

A constitutional petition was filed in the Supreme Court seeking the disqualification of Interior Minister Rehman Malik because he could not recite a Quranic verse correctly and another petition challenged the inclusion of a spiritual leader of the minority Ahmadi sect in a TV discussion because it "hurt millions" of fellow Muslims' religious sensibilities".

archan wrote: Naaw ij the quij time phor LMU ishtoodents. Bhat ij the suar shot way to know iph the motorham had an apphair with pindi chana exbress?

*hint: it ishtarts with a letter H*

Didn't the pindi chana express come down with a case of the clap or herpes or something of that sort a couple of years ago? Real question is if he gave the motorhama the disease or get it from her.
[edit]Found it. He was treated for an STD (genital viral warts) in mid 2009. Cricinfo link to story. Certainly fits the time period that Meera alleges he was cavorting with her.[/edit]

ArmenT wrote:

archan wrote: Naaw ij the quij time phor LMU ishtoodents. Bhat ij the suar shot way to know iph the motorham had an apphair with pindi chana exbress?

*hint: it ishtarts with a letter H*

Didn't the pindi chana express come down with a case of the clap or herpes or something of that sort a couple of years ago? Real question is if he gave the motorhama the disease or get it from her.
[edit]Found it. He was treated for an STD (genital viral warts) in mid 2009. Cricinfo link to story. Certainly fits the time period that Meera alleges he was cavorting with her.[/edit]

Light pulp moment Armullah? did you read the hint? rightly, it ishtarts with the letter H.

Pakistan Air Force making 'iPads'

Inside a four layered, 400% high-security air force complex that repaints and rebrands Bandar fighters and Nodong missiles, Bakistan's military is working on the latest addition to its sprawling commercial empire: a homegrown version of the iPad.

The Tarel than mountains fliend in the spirit of biraderly love has gifted cheap knockoffs of the iPad. Bakistan has displayed its legendary skills of engineering and technology at the Fizzale-yeah kamplex at Kamra by repainting the iPad in green and rebranded as PACPad (similar techniques learned from Hatf, Babur missiles and Bandar J-17).

The Yindoos claimed to have created the AK-ash, which is actually a project of the YYY. The current version of PACPad is very TFTA as compared to the SDRE version of AK-ash; even in the pricing. The AK-ash is worth only $50, but the PACPad is better at $200.

Currently, the Kamra facility is able to produce only 100 units per month. That is because of supply chain issues with China. Apple has been making it very difficult for the Chinese to send more of these iPads via the KKH. But the PLA has been working round the clock in the Northern Areas that has been leased to the Chinese for 50 years to improve the infrastructure.

The PACPad is very pawerful and comes with multiple features and is shariah compliant:


Haram/ Halal Compliance:

Camera - banned.
Photos - banned.
Music - banned.
Facebook - blocked.
Drawing Apps - Banned - Can be used for drawing cartoons etc.
Born sites - (hehe ... Offcourse allowed to be viewed under the burqa!)

Hardware/Software Features:

Cover - Beautiful black burqa comes standard.
Blue tooth and programmable buttons - Every jihadi needs them.
GPS - Will point only in one direction towards our Phorfather land of Saudi Barbaria
Alarm Clock - set to go off automatically five times a day.
Maps - All kave complexes, military outposts, safe houses marked with ISI markings. Baki flag on Red Fort. IEDalogical frontiers of Bakistan marked in green.
Language support - Only Urdu, Arabic and Mandarin Chinese. All help will show up in Chinese. Sometimes, system messages will start showing up in Chinese.
Speakers will only play holy verses from the book. On start up, will automatically sound BURUR.
eReader - ability to read only THE book.
IMdad - Send quick messages seeking aid.
Security Lock - Numeric lock set to 786 and cannot be changed
Calculator - Full support of madrasa math


Games and Apps:

BACMan - Game to capture burqa clad wimmens and pop cherries.
BhikMan - Game that comes naturally to Bakis.
Hangman - Interesting game with lamposts inspired by ZAB
Minesweeper - sidestep mines placed all over
Mijile Shooting - Launch newclear asses at enemy.
Jihadville - Game created by Punga where the average abdul can be a jihadi (inspired by Farmville from Zynga)
Farmville - Become a farmer and grow your own grass for food
IED - App to detonate when overcome by Jihadi fever
Angry Beards - Game from RAWIO - Angry Mullahs with beards are hurled at targets that need to be Kaboomed.
Grenade Toss - Throw grenades at targets with different wind conditions
How Pious are You? - Game to determine how pure you are and separate the Ahmedias, Shias, Kafirs
Coloring Apps - Only shades of green and black and red. (Exception made for our tarel than mountain fliend).
Mushroom Ninja - slice newclear mushrooms using ninja sabers
X-Destruction - Place IEDs at strategic points on bridge and see if it will blow up and the train falls down.
Lota Spin - Keep the lota spinning by tactically tilting the PACPad.
Truth or Dare - Truth, what is that? Bakis are TFTA to show their mardangi. Only Dare option available
Downhill Ski - Fauji inspired game that allows you navigate the slopes in a hurry.
Kamandu Operation - shooting game with mission to capture Kashmir.
Grooming - Strategy game set in Londonistan to lure kafir young wimmens
Flight Simulator - Fly the Roflcopter over Bakistan and try to land it.
Burn a Truck - When unlit trucks pile up on the road, you lose.
Spot the RAA Agint - Game inspired by Peeraf.


Future Enhancements :

Integrated with Satellite phone network to help jihadis
Wearable PACPads - Improved soosai equipment
Many more interesting apps.
Launch of iLoons - Download your favorite loony thing to do.

Spot da Poaq

RCase wrote:

Pakistan Air Force making 'iPads'

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Maulener, the Bakistani Air Farce haj clarified that it ij a 400% Bakistani version - the iPaad.

I Paad aphter famous Pindi orr I Pad phor monthly joozaig azz Ho oph 3.5 Po .

TSP's export quality wool
From:
WSJ's photos of the day - Feb 21

major butt has made it to the blog of the PTI correspondent in bakistan.
http://www.indiansinpakistan.blogspot.i ... eetar.html

Vivasvat wrote:TSP's export quality wool

From:
WSJ's photos of the day - Feb 21

Two (figurative) Ghadhas working on a (literal) Ghadha!

(The first photu - fauji and niqabed mohotrmas) - Instructions on using a gun - 'Aim between the eyes to shoot'.

Rahul M wrote:major butt has made it to the blog of the PTI correspondent in bakistan.
http://www.indiansinpakistan.blogspot.i ... eetar.html

kamment:

soopurb is he half arab or something ,whats s that thing with 'p' and'b'?

kaffirs are phinding out onlee now bhat the burest langvage ij like!!

Butt iz da broblem iph P get in B in Bawkistan?

RCase wrote:

Pakistan Air Force making 'iPads'

The PACPad is very pawerful and comes with multiple features and is shariah compliant:


Haram/ Halal Compliance:

Camera - banned.
Photos - banned.
Music - banned.
Facebook - blocked.
Drawing Apps - Banned - Can be used for drawing cartoons etc.
Born sites - (hehe ... Offcourse allowed to be viewed under the burqa!)

Caseullah

Wah! Wah! Bahot Khub!Maja aa gaya!

Question to Jirga:if eberything ij banned then bhy for make PacPad?

rcaseullah zindabad!

Shankaraa wrote:
Caseullah

Wah! Wah! Bahot Khub!Maja aa gaya!

Question to Jirga:if eberything ij banned then bhy for make PacPad?

Qadiani oph the first order!
PoakPaad ij needed pecause the yindooj next door are making Aaqaash SDRE 35-dollar taplet.

I hiyar that Pakpad is sanitary pad for Pak hawai-faujis to uje when on board chinese flight kampyootar on Jf-17 bandar refuses to recognise command Allaoakbarr

Maulana Mahdeullah,

No, for the Baki Hawaii Fauj, the planes can be ujed as pakistan. Didju naat see the art-i-kle about the TFTA BIA phlyte from LaWhore to Krachi with two kamandus on a training misshun? They do not need to uje sane-terry pad in the plane.

Ju see, in 1971 the Baki Fizzle-yah scored so many victories that it was hard to keep count. The real reajon they carry the Bakpad is to play shooting the Yindoo airfoce and keep count of the kills. Offkourse, the Bakpad is fully combatible with madrasa math and will recognize AoA command.

Salam.

Bakis are a unique species. Djinnah was right. They are a cross between man and animals - Manimals. Forget all the TAPC origins BS.

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Dumpoaqullah!!

This is the true story when Sir Zaid Hamid was serving the great agency ISI who is protecting this madina-e-sani from Jews, Christians, Hindus and every other such thing.

Once ISI found they had too many officers and decided to offer an early retirement bonus. They promised any officer who volunteered for retirement a bonus of PNR 10,000 for every inch measured in a straight line between any two points in his body. The officer got to choose what those two points would be.

Gen (retorted) Hamid Gul was the first who accepted the offer and asked that he be measured from the top of his head to the tip of his toes. He was measured at six feet and walked out with a bonus of PNR 720,000.

Hafeez Saeed, the second officer who accepted was a little smarter and asked to be measured from the tip of his outstretched hands to his toes. He walked out with PNR 960,000.

The third one was our beloved calipha Zaid Hamid, sharp with his red cap and cunning smile, when asked where he would like to be measured replied,

Alahmdullah, Yakeen Keejiye … measure us… ‘From the tip of my weenie to my testicles.’

It was suggested by the pension man that he might want to reconsider, explaining about the nice big checks the previous two officers had received. But Zaidu insisted and they decided to go along with him providing the measurement was taken by a medical officer. The medical officer arrived and instructed Zaidu todrop his lungi, which he did.

The medical officer placed the tape measure on the tip of the chief’s weenie and began to work back.

“Ya Allah !”, he suddenly exclaimed, ”Where are your balls?”

The lion Zaid Hamid replied, ”In Hindustan”.

(The story is actually is…Yakeen Keejiye…Sir Zaid Hamid was very excited once for the 4th Generation war and tried to enter India to unfurl the Sabj-hailali parcham on red fort in Delhi. He forgot that he is no more on Facebook but in real life. As soon as he crossed border and entered India, he met Suckeena biwi. Sir Zaid tried to lure Suckeena biwi into the Ghazwa-e-Hind but Alas! he had to loose his balls in this effort. Since then Babajani Zaid Hamid lives without balls.)


Read more @ http://zaidzamanhamid.wordpress.com/

Zaid Hamid posed nude in support of ISI to protest against Veena Malik





Dear Children,

All the Islamic greetings to you.

That hindu-lover shameless Veena Malik had ashamed the whole Pudina-e-Nani .. we mean Madina-e-Sani by posing nude in an Indian fashion magazine. She could have done the same in Pakistan, in a pushto magazine or a cheap Urdu magazine like BrassTack but no..she chose Indians that too with a tattoo of ISI.

Children we have to fight the kufr. This is 4th Gen war and we have to counter the enemy in the same way. If they made Veena pose nude, we did the same, that too in an American magazine. InshaAllah, we will defeat the paleet hindu baniya Indians again. Look at us, how magnificent we look. We have the Muslim glow on our face and we have put a RAW tattoo to send a message to the world that RAW is on our ass.

Enjoy the pic and follow this fu*keer and pose your nude pics as well. Together we will unfurl the Pakistani flag on Red Fort Delhi, in nude.

Rahul M wrote:major butt has made it to the blog of the PTI correspondent in bakistan.
http://www.indiansinpakistan.blogspot.i ... eetar.html

One of the kaaments in that..

AoA Birathers! May yuwar goats stink up ISI HQ more than the brown pants of 1971 did. And may you never pee at the endzone of a Hellphyrr mijjile.
-Abdul Enqyoob Faisalabadi,
Ulan Bator, Mongoliyastan

Ij the grand ayatolla pack?

Time index 2:00-2:40 very interesting