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Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv

Postby joygoswami » 07 Mar 2012 04:03

Hahaha. Zaheel HamIED destroyed :rotfl:


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Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv

Postby anishns » 07 Mar 2012 05:05

^^^

The reaction of the Lal topi in the beginning when Hassan Nisar starts speaking is priceless !!! :rotfl:

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Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv

Postby ArmenT » 07 Mar 2012 11:51

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Boliceman demonstrating the awesome street-clearing abilities of pindi-chana.

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Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv

Postby Lalmohan » 07 Mar 2012 13:05

iph da pig is haraam, bhyphor zaheil HAM-ied inserts the pork into his middle?

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Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv

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Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv

Postby vdutta » 07 Mar 2012 19:23

I have been waiting on zaddu vs hasan nisar dual for a very long time. zaddu didnt disappoint :D

i wish it was just two of them in the show

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Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv

Postby Mahendra » 07 Mar 2012 21:46

[youtube]mN5PRA_-i20&feature=related[/youtube]

How can she slap?

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Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv

Postby RCase » 08 Mar 2012 05:37

^^^ Baki displaying typical Baki nashunal trait. When confronted - Lying in the way of Fistulah! I am surprised that those women did not taken on this one b*itch and pummel her right there for her arrogance. It is really sad to see those women meekly sobbing at the way they have been insulted.

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Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv

Postby Prem » 08 Mar 2012 06:11

Hallal Compliant Green Poaq

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Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv

Postby Ambar » 08 Mar 2012 08:35

joygoswami wrote:Hahaha. Zaheel HamIED destroyed :rotfl:



27:00 to 28:00! Priceless! "Drone roz aata hai, tumse puchke aata hai ? " LOL!

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Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv

Postby RCase » 09 Mar 2012 03:56

In the video where ZH (bpuh) proudly defends the ummah, Hassan Nisar's retort is wonderful -
'Saudi Arab mae karke dikhao ... unke ladkiyon ke sath shaadi nehi kar sakthe ho'.

Shouldn't Bakistanis protest against the ummah leaders for discrimination and loss to their H&D? What about the Baki ghairat? How come the Araps are not recognizing our Fourfathers who were aljo araps?

ZH needs to plant the Baki flag on Riyadh first, before trying for Lal Qila.

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Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv

Postby Kanishka » 09 Mar 2012 12:14

RCase wrote:In the video where ZH (bpuh) proudly defends the ummah, Hassan Nisar's retort is wonderful -
'Saudi Arab mae karke dikhao ... unke ladkiyon ke sath shaadi nehi kar sakthe ho'.

Shouldn't Bakistanis protest against the ummah leaders for discrimination and loss to their H&D? What about the Baki ghairat? How come the Araps are not recognizing our Fourfathers who were aljo araps?

ZH needs to plant the Baki flag on Riyadh first, before trying for Lal Qila.



This discreaminaton in arapia ij peecos bakistanis are considered to pee pastards. Ju should ask pbuh Zaid Hamid this kwestion. Salam.

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Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv

Postby Lalmohan » 09 Mar 2012 13:17

saudi-al-mullah theenk paqui eej yindoo painted green

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Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv

Postby Lilo » 09 Mar 2012 13:57

RCase wrote:In the video where ZH (bpuh) proudly defends the ummah, Hassan Nisar's retort is wonderful -
'Saudi Arab mae karke dikhao ... unke ladkiyon ke sath shaadi nehi kar sakthe ho'.

Shouldn't Bakistanis protest against the ummah leaders for discrimination and loss to their H&D? What about the Baki ghairat? How come the Araps are not recognizing our Fourfathers who were aljo araps?

ZH needs to plant the Baki flag on Riyadh first, before trying for Lal Qila.


Mullah Rcase Khullamkullah ,
Joo seem to phorget that Saudi Arapia ijj only discouraging Pakmards from access to their Hoors pecause they hape dreams to see us as the pest of the Ghazis who marched gloriously upon the lalquila led in front py none other than the mahdi hamid.

Ass Brospective Ghazis our nanhas are already allowed to mount their camels for special training in espeed raiding. Later as rocket mards we are gipen access to their Kuspoos and even left hand cheez like Indonesian/Srilankan maids. What else do joo want .. hain ??

I socho tatt on this eve of Gazhwa-e-Hind, while bentover under a cool e'starry night outside a tent in the middal of a dessert we should softly petition for access to mount their mares and especifically procure a white arapian horse for our mahdi to mount upon. Suarly our arap masters will oblige our needs in such a situation.

Apart fram apove we dont need any arap hoors.. pecause frankly we are already spoilt for choice.

w'salam

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Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv

Postby Lalmohan » 09 Mar 2012 14:52

diyar liluddin
i agree, brownmare, whitemare... its all a nightmare. so many gaddhas/ghoRas/bakras and so little time
btw - are ju the mujahid in the night vision movie indulging in some night-mare action taken by amreeki jasooses? or eej eet jahil ham-ied?
rearwards
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Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv

Postby pralay » 09 Mar 2012 18:42

joygoswami wrote:Hahaha. Zaheel HamIED destroyed :rotfl:



All Diyar Maulaners, Mujjahids and Motorhams,
I bropose that ZH shall be called ZALIL HamIED now on :D

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Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv

Postby Prem » 09 Mar 2012 23:39

Poaqratistani e Awwal. Hamied Guboied
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Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv

Postby Raja Bose » 12 Mar 2012 11:07

So close, no air can pass between me and Army

Then bhere will apher-effects of pindi chana go, I pooch?? :shock: This ij clear case of "Na Rahegi Gas, Na Bajegi Bansuri".

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Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv

Postby partha » 12 Mar 2012 11:30

Raja Bose wrote:So close, no air can pass between me and Army

Then bhere will apher-effects of pindi chana go, I pooch?? :shock: This ij clear case of "Na Rahegi Gas, Na Bajegi Bansuri".

gilani should have added - if you don't believe how close i can get ask sherry.

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Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv

Postby RCase » 12 Mar 2012 12:37

^^^ That is bhat they call 'Hath ki safai' or 'Slaight of Hand'.

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Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv

Postby Raja Bose » 12 Mar 2012 12:47

^^I think joo meant "Slip" of hand.

Before beebuls accuse Gilani of Groping Sherry, they must remember that Gilani himself is a victim of Groping.

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Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv

Postby RCase » 12 Mar 2012 13:02

Rawja Janab, becauj of sleight of hath, you did not notice Gilly slip his hand to not let any air pass between Sherry and him.

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Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv

Postby partha » 13 Mar 2012 00:40

Raja Bose wrote:^^I think joo meant "Slip" of hand.

Before beebuls accuse Gilani of Groping Sherry, they must remember that Gilani himself is a victim of Groping.

are joo saying gilani ij "master of hij domain?" it ij haram and our nashunal assembly should make a law banning beepuls from becoming masters of their domain. gilani should step down.

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Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv

Postby Raja Bose » 13 Mar 2012 01:13

On 2nd thoughts I think bhat Groper Gilly mian was farmoing hiyar.....
So close, no air can pass between me and Army

.....waj that in niyar phuture he might become a victim of Vacuum Bulb eggploshun injineered by Army.

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Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv

Postby Baikul » 14 Mar 2012 02:17



But zemen (sharam sharam) can and does?

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Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv

Postby partha » 14 Mar 2012 12:04

aishwarya rai's daughter named Aradhya? birathers, what name ij it? i hab never heard that in urdu or arabic. ij it a joo name? they should hab named the baby with an ijlamic name..so many fans in bakistan.

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Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv

Postby member_20617 » 14 Mar 2012 14:15

partha wrote:aishwarya rai's daughter named Aradhya? birathers, what name ij it? i hab never heard that in urdu or arabic. ij it a joo name? they should hab named the baby with an ijlamic name..so many fans in bakistan.


Calling Jirga!

ijlamic name 4 Hindooo baby? Hackthoo!

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Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv

Postby member_20617 » 14 Mar 2012 16:02

Posted from Technology Dhaaga/SanjayM:

Researchers in the UK have found that the curry spices coriander and turmeric can reduce livestock methane emissions by up to 40-percent.

http://greenopolis.com/goblog/jerryjame ... w-farts-40

Yindoos need to export these items to Papistan to reduce PindiChana emissions! :rotfl:

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Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv

Postby Gaurav_S » 15 Mar 2012 12:34

Fellow abduls on BR. Some great newz from paki land.

Pakistan uses teenage boy to help with ***** crack down

What's the easiest way to compile a global list of ***** websites? Ask a 15-year-old boy to do it for you.


That's exactly what the Pakistan Telecommunications Authority (PTA) did as part of an effort to clean up the Muslim country's browsing habits.

Ghazi Muhammad Abdullah proved tireless in his search, finding almost 780,000 adult pages in six months.

"I consider this as my religious and national task to do. If my elders don't do this for my generation, than I will do it for mine and forthcoming generations," he told The Daily Telegraph.

Pakistan – literally "land of the pure" – has spent the past two years pondering how to control access to the internet.


I bonder how many sites he used for his own perosnal gain. :lol: Most abduls seem to not getting enough bijli but when they get it they use it for rightly. :P

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Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv

Postby Lalmohan » 15 Mar 2012 13:45

and whats more, he did it all with one haath onlee!
imagine how much more he could habh done!!?!!

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Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv

Postby kenop » 15 Mar 2012 15:17

No hairaani ji
1 paki = 10 yindooz and abar English is better than Yindians so bhi are more better in EyeTee

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Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv

Postby partha » 16 Mar 2012 12:37

bhy is there no allocation of funds phor bakistan in this year's budget? beepuls of bakistan demand an answer.

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Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv

Postby Kanishka » 16 Mar 2012 13:42

partha wrote:bhy is there no allocation of funds phor bakistan in this year's budget? beepuls of bakistan demand an answer.


Joo Kaphir! Our budget ij made in washington, naat india.
Funds are allocated phor all.. phrom al presidente to all apduls :D

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Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv

Postby Raja Bose » 16 Mar 2012 14:35

Bojitive Neuj!! The secret to TFTAness of Bakistani momeens haj phinally been revealed!

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/9128476/Pakistan-children-grow-up-faster-than-others-because-of-spicy-food.html

Our large hearts are matched by our large anuses!! I pheel so prod!

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Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv

Postby Mihaylo » 17 Mar 2012 00:02

Raja Bose wrote:Bojitive Neuj!! The secret to TFTAness of Bakistani momeens haj phinally been revealed!

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/9128476/Pakistan-children-grow-up-faster-than-others-because-of-spicy-food.html

Our large hearts are matched by our large anuses!! I pheel so prod!



....more Ayeshas on the way Mullah Raja. Don't burrry, Ju be happy

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Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv

Postby joygoswami » 17 Mar 2012 01:14

Whot iz rong with Zaheel HamIED Peech-wara ?

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Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv

Postby vdutta » 17 Mar 2012 01:48

^^ side effects of excessive meetings with mujahids for "inspiration" tours.

or it is a fat old aunty.

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Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv

Postby Lalmohan » 17 Mar 2012 01:50

normally one tries to widen the circle of one's friend's, but in jahil HAM-ied's case, his friend's have clearly been widening his circle...

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Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv

Postby vdutta » 17 Mar 2012 21:32

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kamran: come on princess, smell my finger.

Princesses: Noooo... not again

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Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv

Postby Raja Bose » 17 Mar 2012 23:12

vdutta wrote:Image


kamran: Come on princess, let me pheel inside jour pichwada.

Princess: Nahinnnn......

Boom Boom: Arrey, meri haath to atak gaayi!


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