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Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv

Posted: 07 Sep 2011 00:14
by Prem
International Guerillas part 1/13 (english subs)
:mrgreen:

Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv

Posted: 07 Sep 2011 00:18
by Jarita
Mahendra wrote:Image

Ruk Jaana nahin
Tu thak haar ke
Gubo karwa Karwa ke
Milenge Yuan Lizard ke

Oh Zardari Oh Zardari
Oh Zardari Oh Zardari

The guy on the extreme right looks like a Paki/Lizard hybrid. The process has started. There is a drastic shortage of ladies in lizardland. The vassal state should so oblige

Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv

Posted: 07 Sep 2011 02:02
by Prem
Dee Lie-eezrd izz shimplu bointing oot bozzitional barameters tuu Zardari

Jo wada kiyah woh nibhana parrgea
Roke Saud , Chahey Roke YYY
GUBO karaana Parrgea !!!
Cheena Mizzle ne awaz dee hai
Vazleen bottle Khaalas kee hai
Pain ho jaa Pleasure ,tum ko
Paanaa parega.

Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv

Posted: 07 Sep 2011 02:53
by Manish_Sharma
:rotfl:

Pakhanasatan's genius anchor:


Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv

Posted: 07 Sep 2011 09:51
by niran

Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv

Posted: 08 Sep 2011 20:15
by AdityaM
spaat the RAA ajint
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Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv

Posted: 08 Sep 2011 22:04
by RajeshA
^^^^Mrs Bush baaj albej a RAA agint!

Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv

Posted: 08 Sep 2011 22:28
by jamwal
Mahendra wrote:http://www.dawn.com/wp-content/gallery/ ... stan-3.jpg

Ruk Jaana nahin
Tu thak haar ke
Gubo karwa Karwa ke
Milenge Yuan Lizard ke

Oh Zardari Oh Zardari
Oh Zardari Oh Zardari

Cheeni empelol in middle: Butt ale juu waiting phol ..hain jee ? Bliss to drob juur pants and ass-ume GUPO bojition immediately. Cheen Sundali on my light will pegin py fisting. No vajeline this time onlee

Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv

Posted: 08 Sep 2011 23:04
by A_Gupta

Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv

Posted: 09 Sep 2011 16:29
by jamwal
AoA, I pring pig khushi kii khapar. Our byara Bakistan has peen rightfooly recognized as a bious Middle Yeastern cuntree, far faar away from filthy Yindoos who are sill rotting in Asia Bacific.


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Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv

Posted: 09 Sep 2011 20:59
by Prem
Mowmeenland izz now en da saim reezion bith Yehhoodi Israeel!!
Butt do we kall Poaqs , Yahhodi ka Nabor Poaqoodi.
Yand all da taim eye soch ME shtands phor Moth Eaten.

Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv

Posted: 09 Sep 2011 21:01
by Lalmohan
:shock: eye thunk eet waj maltipal ejjukalkulashuns?! :eek:
:oops:

Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv

Posted: 09 Sep 2011 21:05
by Prem
Lalmohan wrote::shock: eye thunk eet waj maltipal ejjukalkulashuns?! :eek:
:oops:
:rotfl:
Poaqs arr reely da Zildren oph Sahastarbeej.

Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv

Posted: 09 Sep 2011 21:21
by Chinmayanand
[youtube]M51vpO5-7M0&NR[/youtube]

Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv

Posted: 10 Sep 2011 03:25
by Prem
Azz ber Hu Nair ,Nagna Chatt-Ardhi haaz redisuvered da tooms oph terroists buuried en India. So i soched her
Beef Bith Bindianz.

Mujh ko na Indoo angg lagave ,
Mai Nangna ChuttooRaati
Duniya wale janne mujh Ko
Madr-e Mizzle Mallish Baki .

Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv

Posted: 11 Sep 2011 14:27
by Upendra
:mrgreen:
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Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv

Posted: 11 Sep 2011 21:11
by sarkar
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9/11 - A Jewish conspiracy [I AGREE 400% - Storming planes into a building is so not HALAL]

Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv

Posted: 11 Sep 2011 21:49
by Upendra
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Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv

Posted: 11 Sep 2011 21:50
by jamwal
[quote="Upendra"]:mrgreen:
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Fisting without vaseline !!
Are juu mard enough ?

Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv

Posted: 11 Sep 2011 21:50
by Upendra
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Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv

Posted: 11 Sep 2011 21:52
by Upendra
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Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv

Posted: 13 Sep 2011 11:51
by Anujan
Khudi ko kar buland itna
ke har Loans se pehle
IMF Pakistan se ye poche
"Abbey Paisa chukayega kaise?"

Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv

Posted: 13 Sep 2011 14:17
by RajeshA
Upendra wrote::mrgreen:
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Bwhy ijj he bearing hijj Be-gum's ring?

Phorr-Goat to take-opph after cross-dressing eebning?

Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv

Posted: 13 Sep 2011 23:22
by ankitash
X-Posting from TSP thread.

Spoof of Paki ad in WSJ

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Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv

Posted: 14 Sep 2011 06:13
by Prem
Ye all da jung Talib, blleeze to komplet da lisht by adding da 99 naams of Bakistan.
TSP
Poaqland
EYE-ROP
Musaffarland
Butt-Sutt land
Shatbeejestan

Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv

Posted: 14 Sep 2011 09:34
by Vikas
Pakhana-is-taan

Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv

Posted: 16 Sep 2011 00:27
by BijuShet
Caption time
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Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv

Posted: 16 Sep 2011 00:51
by BijuShet
Caption time:Female supporters of Jamaat-i-Islami (JI) hold placards and banner during a protest regarding the Pope's statements on Pakistan's blasphemy law. Lady Gaga's on stage costumes and its influence on future Londonistan terrorist oops Brit Paki youth PHOTO: AFP/FILE
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Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv

Posted: 16 Sep 2011 06:05
by anishns
Mashallah!!!.....Be aar numper one yet again!!

The suicide-bomb capital of the world
http://www.atimes.com/atimes/South_Asia/MI16Df04.html

RPG phyrr....AK phyrr....Ghauri phyrr!!

Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv

Posted: 16 Sep 2011 20:35
by BijuShet
Caption please.
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Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv

Posted: 16 Sep 2011 20:39
by amdavadi
ya allah, nab i no, how terrosist afridi felt

Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv

Posted: 16 Sep 2011 23:02
by jamwal
One out, 10 more still inside :( :((

Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv

Posted: 17 Sep 2011 21:52
by BajKhedawal
Ya-allah thiz Ombaba is such a raa agent, bewaakuf rejected to GUBO the grate Gila-nahi who is taller, tighter and fairer than Ombaba hisself. Naav Gila-nahi is sending his eshspecial heera from mandi's of la-whore to bliss the potus gottas.

I hope the potus does not get aphred oph her testosterone philled voice.

I sunno she plays a mean vuvuzela, hain! Does my vuvuzela needs to be phine tuned? it sounds a lot horny this dins.
Pak PM calls off US visit after Obama refused to meet: Report

Pakistan Premier Yousuf Raza Gilani called off at the eleventh hour his planned visit to the US after President Barack Obama refused to meet him on the sidelines of the UN General Assembly session....Gilani has now directed foreign minister Hina Rabbani Khar to represent Pakistan at the UN General Assembly session.

Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv

Posted: 20 Sep 2011 09:48
by niran
raa agint SSridhar in Bakistan decerating thread wrote: PR was planning to buy Chinese locomotives (even after most of those bought earlier became junk very quickly) when the Americans intervened and complained bitterly that they were being neglected. Then GE entered the fray. While Pakistan should not buy the Chinese junk, they should not also buy the fanciful GE engines which would be too sophisticated for Pakistani engineers and too costly to buy and maintain. I have a suggestion. The Goldenrock Railway Workshops at Trichy converts very old metre gauge engines into broad gauge ones and exports them to Sudan, Ghana, Chad etc. Pakistan should go only for these engines as they will be cheaper to buy and operate. While they would still be sophisticated for PR engineers, it can be overcome through rigorous training through Hindi. For any repairs, they can always turn to nearby kufr India.
eye yam yelling from the tip oph me mussarraf "iskarlige"
eye demand a 100000000000 mulla jirga be formed and appropriate fartgwa be passed to take badla oph dis.

Salam.

Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv

Posted: 20 Sep 2011 21:10
by archan
Creakinpho:
Bhat one take to pe Bakistan coach?
Be in touch with your feminine side, says Imran Yusuf
What does the ideal candidate for coach of the Pakistan cricket team look like? First and foremost, he is actually a she. I envisage a stocky little thing, clad in an elegant shalwar-kameez, with deceptively strong hands, and a faint whiff of garlic, ginger and menopause. Pakistani men are second only to Italians when it comes to loving their mothers. A nurturing, commanding maternal figure would immediately quell the rank indiscipline that has afflicted the side for two decades.
She has done voluntary work for an NGO in Balochistan, is politically neutral on Kashmir :eek: , and went to boarding school in England.
boaks need mommy to botty train?

Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv

Posted: 20 Sep 2011 22:02
by Lalmohan
^^^ i think they are very well trained in botty banditry!

Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv

Posted: 21 Sep 2011 06:12
by Prem
Poakgerms klaim manny many genetic drains discharged dheir untreeted material in Kurrent Poaker Pokulation.
Meri Taange hai Afghani,
Mera Paait hai Arabani
Naak,lip,kaan hai Irani
Tight Musharraf hai Turkani
Beez Dalla Hajaro Harami
Tub Phir Banna Pakahanstani

Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv

Posted: 23 Sep 2011 14:57
by jamwal
A nava yet identified sooper hero.
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On second thoughts, I soch that the robes should hab been 18-20 inches pelow and on the packside

Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv

Posted: 23 Sep 2011 20:48
by rajanb
^^^ Insallah. Finally a RAA agint!

Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv

Posted: 23 Sep 2011 23:41
by BajKhedawal
Spot the RAA agent :twisted:

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