Nuggets from the Urdu press
'We sold ourselves to America'
Famous journalist Ansar Abbasi wrote in Jang that Pakistan's politicians and generals sold the honour of Pakistani nation for their personal gain. We sold our daughter Afia Siddiqi for a few dollars and took money to make our own Army kill our brothers in Pakistan.
At the same time while we were selling everything to America, America hit us with the shoe (jootay khae)
. And now once again we are about to reopen the Nato supply route in our love (ishq) of America; and the parliament is merely being used for this.
How we sold Afia Siddiqi
Famous columnist Hamid Mir wrote in Jang that because Afia was not an American national she could not be arrested in inside Pakistan and had to be lured to Afghanistan so that she could be arrested there on charge of attacking an American soldier and sentenced to 86 years in America. A police officer since has confessed that secret service picked up Afia Siddiqi in Karachi in 2003 and handed her over to Americans who waiting for her in Karachi.
America will splinter soon!
Famous religious leader Maulana Samiul Haq was quoted in Nawa-e-Waqt as saying that he and his followers will not allow the Nato supply route to be reopened and that he had arrived at the conclusion after deep thought that America will soon break up as a state. India can't digest independent Pakistan!
Famous Chief Editor said in Nawa-e-Waqt that India was so fanatic that it could not tolerate that Pakistan as an independent state was flourishing. He said he was confident that there will be nuclear war between Pakistan and India over the waters being stolen by India. He said Pakistan's condition will not improve until Pakistan goes to war with India and deals with it (nimit nahin laitay). Amal the true wife!
Daily Jinnah reported that Osama bin Laden's wife Amal of Yemen was the true wife as she stood by Osama when he was attacked and she got injured while trying to save him. She said that after 2001 Osama lived in four cities of Khyber-Pakhtunkhwa: Peshawar, Swat, Haripur and Abbottabad. Two of her children were born in the government hospitals of Haripur.
She refused to answer the question whether any official was privy to Osama's stay in Pakistan. Daily Mashriq reported that Amal bore five children to Osama and was his favourite wife. She was in Karachi for 9 months. Osama lived with three wives and regularly produced children.
Don't buy electricity from India!
Famous Chief Editor Majid Nizami stated in Nawa-e-Waqt that he would rather live in the light of a candle for the rest of his life than live in the light of the electricity of Pakistan's eternal enemy (azli dushman) India. He said India was taking all the water from our rivers while our rulers were trying to give Karachi to India.
Deflowered by pir, climbs pylon
Reported in Mashriq a woman of Gulberg Lahore Irshad Bibi who visited a pir (spiritual healer) only to be deflowered by him again and again after which she tried to register a complaint against him at the police station. When the police ignored her and respected the pir instead she climbed a nearby high tension pylon in protest. The pir converted her to Islam and had married her but was not admitting her as his wife.
Wukla beat up thanedar in court
In an incident the newspapers now list under wukla-gardi Express Lahore's lawyers while appearing in the court of the Sessions judge suddenly attacked the SHO of the thana Sabzazar Khaleel and gave him a thrashing. A group of hooligan lawyers tore the uniform of the police officer from his body and dragged him half naked from the court outside in the yard
. The lawyers were in the form of a gang. No one did anything against them.
General Pasha damaged PMLN
Senior Central Secretary Information PMLN Senator Mushahidullah was quoted by Express as saying that ex-ISI chief General Shuja Pasha had damaged his party to a great extent (bay-had). But the chief justice of Pakistan was the Moses of today who was dispensing justice in Pakistan. He said in Karachi the battle between PPP and MQM was for bhatta.
No one is Pakistani in Pakistan!
Famous journalist Abdul Qadir Hasan write in Express that today journalism was no longer ideological (nazariati) and was in the grasp of self-interested groups against whom he could do nothing but flap his wings uselessly. He added that among Pakistani politicians there was not a single complete Pakistani (mukammal) and if there was one he could like to be informed about him.