Terrorist Islamic Republic of Pakistan (TSP) : 24 July 2012

shiv · Post by **shiv** » 16 Aug 2012 13:40

Mahendra wrote:Hakimullah IED-mubarak to you

IED Mubarak janaab. IED Mubarak. The festivities may not have been as grand as we had hoped, but it's the sentiment that counts in this festive season.
Pakistan painindabutt.

Vikas · Post by **Vikas** » 16 Aug 2012 13:54

What is this fascination of Freedom fighters with Air Force bases in Pakistan.
Are they planning to fly out a ~~pig~~ plane from AF. Isn't blowing up Minar-e-Pakistan or Djinna ki kabar a more spicy target with less risk.

chandrabhan · Post by **chandrabhan** » 16 Aug 2012 14:09

First thing i landed back & I am really disappointed to see that they could not target the F-Solah or the Swede AWACS. the insult to death of the bummers is that 7 of them were wearing Soosai- wastes , still did not detonate themselves near the planes. Something is seriously wrong with the Yahoos.

chandrabhan · Post by **chandrabhan** » 16 Aug 2012 14:12

VikasRaina wrote:What is this fascination of Freedom fighters with Air Force bases in Pakistan.
Are they planning to fly out a ~~pig~~ plane from AF. Isn't blowing up Minar-e-Pakistan or Djinna ki kabar a more spicy target with less risk.

As has been reported earlier, this base has No-clear bum.The Pious are preparing for the Mahdi's arrival to welcome him to the 'Land of the pure' by cleaning it of these America loving, whisky swirling jernails and their Punjabi families.

James B · Post by **James B** » 16 Aug 2012 14:18

#Two members of the security force of the Pakistan Air Force have embraced 'martyrdom' during the operation against the bunnies.

Aditya_V · Post by **Aditya_V** » 16 Aug 2012 14:25

the 2 members are expendable, the question is has any SAAB erieye, F-Solah, Thunder and Nuukler BUM accepted Shahadhat or deceided to move with more pious from the less pious.

Narad · Post by **Narad** » 16 Aug 2012 14:37

Perhaps after initial claim of bravado and "minimal loss", Good news will follow.

Inshaallah!!

chandrabhan · Post by **chandrabhan** » 16 Aug 2012 14:39

Sorry for this OT but I was going through the pictures on India today for this Kamra base. The soldiers look so ill-fed. Policemen with a paunch is understandable. This is to say from the perspective that my own younger brother serves in Paras, He is lean but what is wrong with these self proclaimed TFTA? They are no longer Tall, even fair & look sagging ar$#. only the dream of hoisting veggie green o Lal Quila is intact. In few years at this rate they wont have enough strength to pick up the Lota for Ahem

http://indiatoday.intoday.in/gallery/te ... tml#photo3

Narad · Post by **Narad** » 16 Aug 2012 15:00

15 Shia momeens gun down by Sunnis - AoA

ISLAMABAD, Aug. 16 (Xinhua) -- At least 15 people were killed when a passenger bus was attacked by unknown gunmen in Pakistan's northern Gilgit area on Thursday, reported local media Dunya.

Eid mubarak to all my paki birathers.

RajeshA · Post by **RajeshA** » 16 Aug 2012 15:08

chandrabhan wrote:Sorry for this OT but I was going through the pictures on India today for this Kamra base. The soldiers look so ill-fed. Policemen with a paunch is understandable. This is to say from the perspective that my own younger brother serves in Paras, He is lean but what is wrong with these self proclaimed TFTA? They are no longer Tall, even fair & look sagging ar$#. only the dream of hoisting veggie green o Lal Quila is intact. In few years at this rate they wont have enough strength to pick up the Lota for Ahem

http://indiatoday.intoday.in/gallery/te ... tml#photo3

Exactly in two generations all Indians would be looking tall and well-built and Pakis would be looking like round-the-clock-wankers - marelu!

anupmisra · Post by **anupmisra** » 16 Aug 2012 16:10

Well, someone's lying. Greener than the average paki green TTP claims success!!

TTP claims attack on Minhas base

Tehreek-i-Taliban Pakistan (TTP) spokesman Ehsanullah Ehsan on Thursday claimed responsibility of the attack on Pakistan Air Force’s (PAF) Minhas airbase at Kamra

Ehsanullah Ehsan, while speaking to Dawn.com from an undisclosed location, said ” We have killed scores of security personnel.” He also claimed that they have damaged three JF-17 thunder air-crafts.. Our leadership had decided to attack Kamra base a long time ago”

“nine of our men entered the base, four from one side and five from the other

the attack was a revenge for the lives of Baitullah Mehsud and Osama Bin Laden

they will continue the attacks on the military installments until the establishment of Islamic rule in the country

And, I was mistaken. A few momeen did get to taste their 72 raisins.

Six of the militants were killed by the security forces while three of them blew up themselves by the suicide bomb

AoA and Ameen and all that!

anupmisra · Post by **anupmisra** » 16 Aug 2012 16:21

We are peaceful, onleee

Pa'stan wants peace in the region: Naval Chief

The Chief of the Naval Staff, Admiral Asif Sandila, has said that Pakistan wants peace in the region and does not possess aggressive designs against any country

Our sea trade routes and vast EEZ need to be guarded

the timely delivery of the second craft in Pakistan will be accomplished successfully with full cooperation of our Chinese friends

he was satisfied to know about the success of the Karachi Shipyard in achieving major targets of its business plans both in shipbuilding as well as in the sugar industry

So its a sugary baksheesh with a heapful of delusions.

What world do these beggars live in? Expansive sea trade routes and vast EEZ zones? By the way, here's the good admiral in full regalia. Where did he get those medals from? Ebay? And, for which gallantly fought sea battles?

anupmisra · Post by **anupmisra** » 16 Aug 2012 16:27

Narad wrote:Shia momeens gun down at least 15 Sunnis - AoA

ISLAMABAD, Aug. 16 (Xinhua) -- At least 15 people were killed when a passenger bus was attacked by unknown gunmen in Pakistan's northern Gilgit area on Thursday, reported local media Dunya.
The purified ones seem to be more greener Sunni variety. Retaliation is inevitable.

Eid mubarak to all my paki birathers.

The victims look like Hazaras. Hazara's are predominantly shias.

Anantha · Post by **Anantha** » 16 Aug 2012 16:29

anupmisra wrote:We are peaceful, onleee

Pa'stan wants peace in the region: Naval Chief

The Chief of the Naval Staff, Admiral Asif Sandila, has said that Pakistan wants peace in the region and does not possess aggressive designs against any country
Our sea trade routes and vast EEZ need to be guarded
the timely delivery of the second craft in Pakistan will be accomplished successfully with full cooperation of our Chinese friends
he was satisfied to know about the success of the Karachi Shipyard in achieving major targets of its business plans both in shipbuilding as well as in the sugar industry
So its a sugary baksheesh with a heapful of delusions.

What world do these beggars live in? Expansive sea trade routes and vast EEZ zones? By the way, here's the good admiral in full regalia. Where did he get those medals from? Ebay? And, for which gallantly fought sea battles?

You did not post his backside picture. Medals are continued there. Those medals are brown colored, irregular shaped.

Chandragupta · Post by **Chandragupta** » 16 Aug 2012 16:47

Pakistan - http://articles.timesofindia.indiatimes ... e-insights

India - http://technoholik.com/news/internet/br ... oogle/3898

Altair · Post by **Altair** » 16 Aug 2012 17:23

Chandragupta wrote:Pakistan - http://articles.timesofindia.indiatimes ... e-insights

India - http://technoholik.com/news/internet/br ... oogle/3898

This summarizes the India-Pakistan divide. No need to look any further.

anupmisra · Post by **anupmisra** » 16 Aug 2012 17:50

Anantha wrote:You did not post his backside picture. Medals are continued there. Those medals are brown colored, irregular shaped.

That is his backside, with head turned to the rear. You should see his front.

ramana · Post by **ramana** » 16 Aug 2012 19:10

Shiv, Mahendra was greeting the other Hakimullah of TTP.

shiv · Post by **shiv** » 16 Aug 2012 19:26

ramana wrote:Shiv, Mahendra was greeting the other Hakimullah of TTP.

Shhh .. don't let anyone know

Aditya_V · Post by **Aditya_V** » 16 Aug 2012 20:14

Green on green death toll increases, is there a collection of total shia deaths in Pakistan. I feel that the faithful once the syrian regime collapses will go against large scale blood letting against Ahmedis and Shias.

25 Shias shot dead in Pakistan

Brad Goodman · Post by **Brad Goodman** » 16 Aug 2012 20:37

http://www.rediff.com/news/slide-show/s ... 120816.htm

An aircraft was damaged when it was hit by a rocket- propelled grenade fired by the attackers, he said. He did not give details about the aircraft or the extent of the damage.

I am hoping there is a Eid present for me out there

Prem · Post by **Prem** » 16 Aug 2012 21:32

shiv wrote:
Mahendra wrote:Hakimullah IED-mubarak to you
IED Mubarak janaab. IED Mubarak. The festivities may not have been as grand as we had hoped, but it's the sentiment that counts in this festive season.
Pakistan painindabutt.

One thing true globally acknowledged about Pakistani Mowmins is this Bhaindabutt.
Inbred Pacchiputtars grow up dreaming of their Bhain da butt. Every (Paki) P=Bc2 sums up the Poaqers whole history. BC1 is Abbu and BC2 is Abbu's Dabbu.

Mihaylo · Post by **Mihaylo** » 16 Aug 2012 21:41

Anujan wrote:Should admire the courage and dedication of PAF personnel who have demonstrated that storming their base, shooting their commodore and setting an AWACS on fire has real consequences.

What's so special about their 'courage and dedication'. Isn't that what they are tasked to do ?

-M

Nandu · Post by **Nandu** » 16 Aug 2012 21:51

Mihaylo wrote:
Anujan wrote:Should admire the courage and dedication of PAF personnel who have demonstrated that storming their base, shooting their commodore and setting an AWACS on fire has real consequences.

What's so special about their 'courage and dedication'. Isn't that what they are tasked to do ?

-M

Anujan was being sarcastic, since TTP faced no consequences.

Hiten · Post by **Hiten** » 16 Aug 2012 23:49

Qadeer Khan puts foot in mouth, keeps going till it emerges from other end

Highlights: “My hometown Bhopal is proud of 2 things: it has never produced a traitor and it has never produced a Qadiani (Ahmedi Muslim).”

“Mr Jawad, a Waliullah of Bhopal (friend of God) could teleport people to Mecca and Medina as needed by putting his hand on their shoulder. This is no exaggeration or fakery”..

The point? not that this idiot is Pakistan’s premier “scientist”…thats not a big deal for a third world country. The real point is that this idiot’s mental picture of reality (where Jinns outnumber humans, waliullahs teleport people to Mecca as needed and the laws of physics are routinely suspended so that angels can deflect bombs from the Ravi bridge) is shared by most of the elite…THE ELITE, not the so-called “illiterates” (whose reality testing is generally superior to the notions entertained by our semi-educated elite)….

http://www.brownpundits.com/2012/08/16/ ... other-end/

the video
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Za_CguGwbk

Neela · Post by **Neela** » 17 Aug 2012 00:15

End of Ramadan looms.
I wonder what this holds for Ahmedis. The same?

anupmisra · Post by **anupmisra** » 17 Aug 2012 00:22

Hiten wrote:Qadeer Khan puts foot in mouth, keeps going till it emerges from other end
the video http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Za_CguGwbk

So many bious well covered motormas in one room. So many regulation sized beards. My eyes were brimming with tears. What to speak of Dr. A Q (pbuh) Khan Sahib. May he leave a long trail of equally talented progenies to look after the young islamic nation of pa'astan after he leaves this temporary abode to meet his 72 hooris.

anupmisra · Post by **anupmisra** » 17 Aug 2012 00:42

A paki laments Our day, one day.

It (August 14) is the day when Pakistan attained its freedom from the clutches of a century old slavery of over 200 years of the British Rule.

Liaquat Ali Khan observed: this flag will be a flag of freedom not only for the people of Pakistan; this flag will be an emblem of peace and help in maintaining peace throughout the world.

The National Flag of Pakistan is dark green in color with a white vertical bar, a white crescent in the center and a five-pointed star. The significance of the color and symbols used in the Pakistan Flag is as follows:
•The white and dark green field represents peace and prosperity.
•The crescent on the Flag represents progress.
•The five-rayed star represents light and knowledge.

At midnight when the whole world was sleeping Pakistan rose up ... (only thieves are known to do that)

Hmmm... plagiarism was alive and well even then.

anupmisra · Post by **anupmisra** » 17 Aug 2012 01:03

Paki self-induced delusions know no bounds. After that water kit guy, here's another report on how the pakis are yet again managing to save the world. Paki student proves research in US. Please overlook the grammar and syntax in this article (which, by the way, is being reproduced across all paki journals and publications as verbatum) but focus on why the paki managed to get a $250K scholarship from a state univerity in the US.

KHAIRPUR: Shadab Rasool Abro, a student of matriculation and a resident of Khairpur, was given an award as well as a scholarship worth 250,000 dollars by the US State University of New York for presenting his research in the field of Bio Chemical.

The student of Pak-Turk School, talking to Geo New said he had conducted a modern research in the field of Bio Chemical and also worked on a project with an amazing result . Through this project the industrial world can be made virus-free and the industrial effluent recycled, he explained. (Allah be praised)

On an invitation from the US State University of News York, Shadab Rasool Abro visited the varsity and performed a successful experiment on the basis of his research. This won him an award and a scholarship worth 250,000 dollars in the US.

Wow. A matriculate. And yes. You guessed right. This wunderkind is from Khairpur, the same crucible of advance research and inherited learning where Agha Waqar, the water kit guy, also emerged and amazed us all with his...er...amazing water kit.

ramana · Post by **ramana** » 17 Aug 2012 01:05

So another Djinneer.

anupmisra · Post by **anupmisra** » 17 Aug 2012 01:09

ramana wrote:So another Djinneer.

This is nothing compared to a waliullah teleporting momeens to mecca and back (with all those confounded visa issues).

Prem · Post by **Prem** » 17 Aug 2012 01:24

anupmisra wrote:
ramana wrote:So another Djinneer.
This is nothing compared to a waliullah teleporting momeens to mecca and back (with all those confounded visa issues).

Aaj kaffir labb pei Muskrahat na hotii
Aggar Poaqdjinners na hotte !!
Jinnah ke Khotte ,Dimag ke Motte
Bina Painde ke Lotte,Marrenge rotte rotte.
Aqal hai chotti owrr barre hai Jhotte
Hajar Onions bi Khayenge owrr Saath mei Sotte.

Lilo · Post by **Lilo** » 17 Aug 2012 02:05

ramana wrote:So another Djinneer.

Looks like a progressive case of microcephaly.
On the upside, being born in pakiland , his parents can expectedly make many a quick buck from him in the near future.

RamaY · Post by **RamaY** » 17 Aug 2012 02:07

anupmisra wrote: This is nothing compared to a waliullah teleporting momeens to mecca and back (with all those confounded visa issues).

+1. Last year I bought his services and visited mecca as the kufr that I am.

nachiket · Post by **nachiket** » 17 Aug 2012 02:44

anupmisra wrote: This is nothing compared to a waliullah teleporting momeens to mecca and back (with all those confounded visa issues).

Saudis should be worried. What if the waliullah teleported polio afflicted pakis to holy arap land?

Prem · Post by **Prem** » 17 Aug 2012 02:57

Anantha wrote:
anupmisra wrote:We are peaceful, onleee[
You did not post his backside picture. Medals are continued there. Those medals are brown colored, irregular shaped.

Baki Djinna' Green Brown Back side

Anantha · Post by **Anantha** » 17 Aug 2012 05:54

Narad wrote:15 Shia momeens gun down by Sunnis - AoA

ISLAMABAD, Aug. 16 (Xinhua) -- At least 15 people were killed when a passenger bus was attacked by unknown gunmen in Pakistan's northern Gilgit area on Thursday, reported local media Dunya.

Eid mubarak to all my paki birathers.

Current number is 22
http://www.nytimes.com/2012/08/17/world ... ck.html?hp

arun · Post by **arun** » 17 Aug 2012 07:07

Jeffrey Goldberg who last year along with Marc Ambinder wrote an article titled “The Ally from Hell” on the issue of the security of nuclear weapons in the Islamic Republic of Pakistan in The Atlantic , writes once again on the subject in the same magazine.

Do check out the comments as well:

Pakistan: Maybe Not the Best Country in Which to Store Nuclear Weapons

arun · Post by **arun** » 17 Aug 2012 07:14

Anantha wrote:
Narad wrote:15 Shia momeens gun down by Sunnis - AoA {Snipped}................

Eid mubarak to all my paki birathers.
Current number is 22
http://www.nytimes.com/2012/08/17/world ... ck.html?hp

Actually the death toll in this Ramadan / Ramzan / Ramazan month incident of green on green intra Mohammadden blood letting has reached 25 and it is a case of Sunni on Shia violence rather than the other way around:

Aditya_V wrote:Green on green death toll increases, is there a collection of total shia deaths in Pakistan. I feel that the faithful once the syrian regime collapses will go against large scale blood letting against Ahmedis and Shias.

25 Shias shot dead in Pakistan

SriKumar · Post by **SriKumar** » 17 Aug 2012 07:32

anupmisra wrote:. Please overlook the grammar and syntax in this article (which, by the way, is being reproduced across all paki journals and publications as verbatum) but focus on why the paki managed to get a $250K scholarship from a state univerity in the US.

KHAIRPUR: Shadab Rasool Abro, a student of matriculation and a resident of Khairpur, was given an award as well as a scholarship worth 250,000 dollars by the US State University of New York for presenting his research in the field of Bio Chemical.

The student of Pak-Turk School, talking to Geo New said he had conducted a modern research in the field of Bio Chemical and also worked on a project with an amazing result . Through this project the industrial world can be made virus-free and the industrial effluent recycled, he explained. (Allah be praised)

On an invitation from the US State University of News York, Shadab Rasool Abro visited the varsity and performed a successful experiment on the basis of his research. This won him an award and a scholarship worth 250,000 dollars in the US.

Actually, the grammar and syntax is the real fun part. It could go directly into the humor thread. PAk-Turk school....!! However, the plot thickens. Sounds like this guy's taken the Paki media for a good ride. Poor fools

See the video interview with him (scroll down 1/2 a page).
http://www.zemtv.com/2012/08/16/pakista ... -research/

Around 0:57, they mention the project that got him the award: something about using chai patthi to purify industrial waster water.....not making this up, serious. It is chai patthi. Next Pakistani hotshot from maticulation might want to try coffee beans or gutka.

At 1:06 or so, they show his certificate. The name is blank.....it does not have his name on it. The whole talent tamasha is organized by one Genius Olympiad and they publish a list of winners. Our man Big Bro 'Abro' is not on it. There are 2 entries from Pakistan...one project does involve chai patthi, but it is not our Abro janab......its some dude named after a famous dead terrorist.
http://www.geniusolympiad.org/images/st ... 20List.pdf

As for the 250,000$, I think the silver medalists (if he got one at all) got a tablet of some sort as per the website.....it must have cost 250 Pakistani rupees ....Abro mian from Khairpur, I think he's ready for Pakistani politics. For his troubles and creativity, he should atleast get awarded a Sitara (from Habib Motors).
http://jalopnik.com/119845/pakistans-fi ... -city-cart