Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv Newj

[Chinmayanand]

The four fathers of bakistaani musalmaans : iATM ( Irani , Arab, Turk, Mongol ) put bakistanis caan't use iATM pecause anything starting with "i " ij cobyrighted py abble ,,, Yaanki kaansbiracy to steal bakistani identity

py the way , the great bakistaani grandmoms were quite acropatic to handle four men , hence ibh a woman claims she ij rabed , she has to broduce four male witnesses , pecause a single baki can naat handle a single baki mem .. ... joo see it takes four ghazis of different nasl to broduce one baki ...

[Gagan]

Bosted bithout Kammentz

[Gagan]

Bakistani kommom sanse
Qweschun: Who ij jour Mother'j Biradher'j Brodher-in-laa


Actully qweschun ij bhery diphicult - Jawab ij diphrent in each phamily

w/Salam

[Gagan]

Bakistani 400% Phist Klass Ingliss

[Gagan]

Bakistani plack kat kammanduz in action

[Sushupti]

[RamaY]

Kwechen for mullahs!

Why the ladkiyon in the qawwali exposing their paces and wrists? Are they La-hores? This abdul is getting his 72 here itself

[SBajwa]

The same guys is getting married to his both cousins one each from mother and father side. I shudder to think of the kids they will have!! what kind of mtDNA do the kids will have if any!! Sooner or later they will really become purest of the pure.

[Gagan]

RE: Baki Mard-e-momeen marrying his two sisters at the same time.

Click on the comments section of the joo tube video and do read the comments. Some of them are NSFW.

BTW iph this nikaah goes through, I am going to moove to bakistan ASAP.

[RamaY]

^ I am telling yaaa...

Now I understand why Justice Katju wanted to merge Pakistan into India

[Baikul]

^^ Mauleners, in the bideo ek lucky motorma ij saying "ek hi khandaan ke bahar hamein jaana nahi hai......"

Abey to khandaan ko andar ghusa lo ge kya?

[RCase]

Bakistani kommom sanse
Qweschun: Who ij jour Mother'j Biradher'j Brodher-in-laa
Actully qweschun ij bhery diphicult - Jawab ij diphrent in each phamily

w/Salam

Bhat to do - with phour phathers coming riding on horjes, it becums a door ka rishta. There is too much confushun on fatherj.

Using Lahori Logic, by the rule pook, it ij passible for Mother'j birader'j to habe another married shister. That brodher-in-laa could become the husband of the motorma, which she correctly answered as husband!

Onlee relashunship known to Baki mards ij coujins.

[Prem]

Baki Bhai Behan Broudly Breeding ******** Bimar Bewaqoof Behayya Beggers. Bhutt izz nu?

Baki Bhai Ka khwab ,Behna
Baki Behan Ka Khwab Bhai
Betaa Nephew Yand Puttar
Bustard Bill Bekome
Apne Abbu Da Jamai
BC Retards ,
Tuahnoo Jumm Diya Maut na Aayee!!

Eben street Dogs haab da sense tu aboid copulation bith dheirlitter sisters, naat Bakis.

[Narad]

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[partha]

Outrajed!! why should our talibunny biraders go to Pyaris for a CONference with Amreekans? Why can't Amreekans only come to Talibunny cities like Karachi or Quetta for a meeting? hain?

[Lilo]

Mullahjs,
The Bakistani passport has a curious symbol in the middal of each page and sayj that Ijrael ij naat allowed - what ij the symbolism here hain ?

[lakshmikanth]

Asswallaycum birathers,

I hab an massage to send to my Jirga here:

The mijjile that our pirathers sent out and which yeevil Indians claimed to have broken up in sbace really did not breakup. It habbened because in Ijlam, one is supposed to do Khitam (cicumcision right aphter birth of male), since Ghauri is male be thought it would be a good thing to jettison the main yingine (also called gadha by local bakistanis) of the mijjile.

Some hab also comblaint that the mijjile veered towards populated areas in the west of Bakistan. Thij ijjj also by design. The mijjile was a "Phour-Father seeking missile" and since we have multiple number of unknown fathers (be guess its phour), the mijjile split into that many parts bhile seeking our phour fathers.

All ijj well, Walaycumass slam.

[Lilo]

^^ "Phour Father seeking Mijjile" !!

[Prem]

What happened to Pakistan and Pakistanis after dividing from India ??
BNP=Bhookha , Nanga
, Pyasa Pisskasthan.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g90XY-eCfCQ

[Anujan]

South Asian music legend Ravi Shankar passes away.

[partha]

^
Very sad. He was a master of Pakistani classical music. He will be missed.

[Anujan]

Cadets training to walk in Pakistani roads


Teaching karrect method of AK Phyrr in air



Cooking class to make roti for huspand.

[krishnan]

First pictures looks like jokers doing some dancing with all those face paints

[Lalmohan]

it is pakistani remake of mikael jakkson da thrill-er, hain ji

[ArmenT]

Cadets training to walk in Pakistani roads

What's with the cardboard masks on one side of the face? Seriously?

Teaching karrect method of AK Phyrr in air

Note that one motorhama is clearly wearing lipstick and the whole scene is posed for the camera only. The mind boggles at what would happen if one of the motorhamas try to actually shoot what looks like a .50 cal stainless steel Desert Eagle (that too, one-handed!). Whyphor Pakis using Israeli handgun?

Actually, I would guess something like this would happen:

[Sushupti]

[RCase]

First pictures looks like jokers doing some dancing with all those face paints

How dare you call the prave Baki fauji ghazis as jokers, hainji? You shud be given a bull cutlet fartwa.

That ij ower prave fauj doing a demunstrashun of being more TFTA than the ordeenari TFTA Baki. The fauji in front ij showing how much taller he is. Fauji on raight ij showing hij fairness. Fauji at the back, taking on two dandas ij showing hij taight ass with hij fancy dance moves.

[Lalmohan]

^^^ eet eej threelah, threelah naight and din!
the jarnail's screamin' shrillar, shrillar with gubo from unkil
eej eet klose to midnaight? ish saamthing ebhil crawling fraam the daark?

[Narad]

Mahdi Zaid Hamid (pbuh) being prasied by his wiphe !!!

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[Prem]

^
Very sad. He was a master of Pakistani classical music. He will be missed.

Ina Rullavi Tei Enna Rullavi Roze on!!

[RamaY]

Mahdi Zaid Hamid (pbuh) being prasied by his wiphe !!!

Bhy is she not wearing bhurka?

[ramana]

Cadets training to walk in Pakistani roads


......

I once called TSP, Zombiestan!!!

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Thanks for the pictures to confirm that.

[ramana]

lakshmikanth, That was hilarious explanation for missile stage separation and your signature.

[lakshmikanth]

lakshmikanth, That was hilarious explanation for missile stage separation and your signature.

Ramanamullah, bhat to do onleee, yeveryday 5 times a day i read the pook written by my four-fathers. I hab to keep eggjplaining to kaafirs about everything in that pook. Now I can phind explanation phor everything, even for things like why does the sun rise in the east and set in the west? it ijj because its a message to our four fathers to move east and keep moobing east since the parparians in west screw us all the time. It ijjj message from allahdjin that visits me every night in my cave.

[joygoswami]

Dear Birathers, is the old abdul carrying Bakistan's latest rakkit ?

[kenop]

^^
Haoo did joo miss to menshun the qalandar conshius behicle dribher on the raight aph the old abdul? He daj naat need to see the road to dribhe.

[anupmisra]

Bakistani 400% Phist Klass Ingliss

Munna made uj proud pakijtanij. I undershtood hij ebery word.

[lakshmikanth]

Dear Birathers, is the old abdul carrying Bakistan's latest rakkit ?

Translation: A Bakistani in-djinneer carries shoulder launched FourFather-IV mijjile in canisters. FouFather-IV mijjiles are equipped with high technology fourfather seekers, will travel with a velocity 2 times the speed of a djinn and will carry the jeehardi wishes to four-fathers, who then at their mercy would decimate the enemies of Bakistan. Jeeeeehardi FISTULAAHHHHH!

[kenop]

eye see, it ij ac-chually a six-pack of mijjilez.
A Chchakka ij iz kalled iph joo do naat no.

[krishnan]

Dunno whether to laugh or pity that poor guy