Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv Newj

Vivasvat · Post by **Vivasvat** » 22 Aug 2013 07:45

Baptions please!

rajanb · Post by **rajanb** » 22 Aug 2013 08:15

^^^^

Kiya-Nahin's phul tyme aw-cue-payshun.

Lalmohan · Post by **Lalmohan** » 22 Aug 2013 11:42

"all birathers are born equal under the shariah, but some birathers are more equal than others"

RCase · Post by **RCase** » 22 Aug 2013 12:02

^^^
The multicultural tolerant nashun of al Bakistan - The Pakjabi and Pashtun (TFTA suars) are coeggjisting with the Muhajir (partial SDRE suar) aj one pig happy inbred phamily (quam)!

vishvak · Post by **vishvak** » 22 Aug 2013 12:07

Three bakis meet to create littill pakistan and wallow everyone in!

Qwesjun ij bhere do three bakistani meet? If joo not allow littill pakistan to forrm bhi go outrej and create littill pakistan while blaming others for outrej.

AoA.

anupmisra · Post by **anupmisra** » 22 Aug 2013 15:34

Ij that Hafeej "Suar" Saeed (bith the dark ishpots) playing bith Jaid "Mahdi" Ham-eid and Ham-eid ur Ghoul at the neighborhood Little Piglet-pen for budding jehadij? Thanks be to masta-alla, how quickly they are grown, hain?

joygoswami · Post by **joygoswami** » 24 Aug 2013 05:17

Spat the RAA Agint

krishnan · Post by **krishnan** » 24 Aug 2013 08:47

i can spot more than 1

Guddu · Post by **Guddu** » 25 Aug 2013 03:44

kish · Post by **kish** » 28 Aug 2013 12:45

Reich and Brosborous Bakistan!!

Lalmohan · Post by **Lalmohan** » 28 Aug 2013 12:47

bhat ij the munna doing to the bhains hain ji? ij he grabbing the bhains' horn or his own?

RCase · Post by **RCase** » 28 Aug 2013 12:53

He wants to bajao hij bansuri in ghazwa-e-bainshind.

Lalmohan · Post by **Lalmohan** » 28 Aug 2013 12:55

eye hope he doej naat want the bhains to bajao his bansuri... that cud be a chew more than a blew

vishvak · Post by **vishvak** » 28 Aug 2013 14:11

Thij ij Hindoo-waali dark shakl of raa ajint in sharm-sharm halk naked clothing polluting pristine fresh waaterj of pukistan and stealing away cart full of electricity from under water.

Thij cauj outrej and 10-billion $ loss to pukistan. The dark-skinned bhains is caught on camera in guilty feeling - thij ij broof.
AoA.

Lalmohan · Post by **Lalmohan** » 28 Aug 2013 14:56

du ju theenk abdul ij feeling guilty or only feeling bhains?
ij the bhains cooperatively feeling? or ij thij a kase oph bhainsabuse?

krishnan · Post by **krishnan** » 28 Aug 2013 15:36

bhains --- "bachao bachao"

Lalmohan · Post by **Lalmohan** » 28 Aug 2013 15:48

lead bhains looks very cross, maybe abdul already tried to feel him earlier?

kish · Post by **kish** » 29 Aug 2013 01:52

Ebil Ameerika insulting bakistanis.

member_22872 · Post by **member_22872** » 29 Aug 2013 02:07

photoshoped? I dont think that is real?

kish · Post by **kish** » 29 Aug 2013 02:16

venug wrote:photoshoped? I dont think that is real?

Yep you are right. Deleted it from TIRP thread.

Not going to delete it here, its after all bloody pakis who are getting disgraced.

RCase · Post by **RCase** » 29 Aug 2013 03:46

^^^
Look at their shakal. thoj don't look like Bakistani bhains. Thosj are SDRE bhains. In al Bakistan, we have only TFTA bhains! That fellow ij Ram Singh, a RAA ajint, stealing our waaters by making yet another dam with bhains and sticks.

Lilo · Post by **Lilo** » 29 Aug 2013 09:49

brihaspati wrote:^^^
Everything is maya onlee - sav chalega - for jihad.
http://www.gatestoneinstitute.org/3158/islam-sodomy
A 2010 Arabic news video that is making the rounds on the Internet gives the details. Apparently a cleric, one Abu al-Dema al-Qasab, informed jihadis of an "innovative and unprecedented way to execute martyrdom operations: place explosive capsules in your anus. However, to undertake this jihadi approach you must agree to be sodomized for a while to widen your anus so it can hold the explosives."

Others inquired further by asking for formal fatwas. Citing his desire for "martyrdom and the virgins of paradise," one jihadi, (possibly al-Asiri himself) asked another sheikh, "Is it permissible for me to let one of the jihadi brothers sodomize me to widen my anus if the intention is good?"

After praising Allah, the sheikh's fatwa began by declaring that sodomy is forbidden in Islam,

However, jihad comes first, for it is the pinnacle of Islam, and if the pinnacle of Islam can only be achieved through sodomy, then there is no wrong in it. For the overarching rule of [Islamic] jurisprudence asserts that "necessity makes permissible the prohibited." And if obligatory matters can only be achieved by performing the prohibited, then it becomes obligatory to perform the prohibited, and there is no greater duty than jihad. After he sodomizes you, you must ask Allah for forgiveness and praise him all the more. And know that Allah will reward the jihadis on the Day of Resurrection, according to their intentions—and your intention, Allah willing, is for the victory of Islam, and we ask that Allah accept it of you.

Eye am sthill naat stopped peard scratching regarding the prilliance oph apove fartwa.

Why cant LMU maintain sach high standards hain ji?
We shud soch moar while chewing herpes rather than always chasing aftar resham kushpoos..
onlee than shuch lofty ideàs can rush forth .

Lalmohan · Post by **Lalmohan** » 29 Aug 2013 11:55

but LMU has kendostyx sistahs... and their kendostyx are oph a bhery waaide girth!!

rajanb · Post by **rajanb** » 29 Aug 2013 12:16

Lilo wrote: After praising Allah, the sheikh's fatwa began by declaring that sodomy is forbidden in Islam,

However, jihad comes first, for it is the pinnacle of Islam, and if the pinnacle of Islam can only be achieved through sodomy, then there is no wrong in it. For the overarching rule of [Islamic] jurisprudence asserts that "necessity makes permissible the prohibited." And if obligatory matters can only be achieved by performing the prohibited, then it becomes obligatory to perform the prohibited, and there is no greater duty than jihad. After he sodomizes you, you must ask Allah for forgiveness and praise him all the more. And know that Allah will reward the jihadis on the Day of Resurrection, according to their intentions—and your intention, Allah willing, is for the victory of Islam, and we ask that Allah accept it of you.

Deeyar Maulaners

A seeerius pooch: bhill Arrah give us 72 sodoms along bith the 72 houris as addeeshinul reward?

I hab batter eyedea. Layt Khans sodomije uj. So the sinj oph sodomy bhill be on the khans, and we bhil reemayn pure.

Lalmohan · Post by **Lalmohan** » 29 Aug 2013 13:08

eye theenk eet makes a differenj betwee *-er and *-ee
plij to choos wisely!

Aaryan · Post by **Aaryan** » 29 Aug 2013 14:44

Bhat is this newz am reading on enter-net that our Nanha secular mujahid Yasin bhat-kal is arrested by ebil eyee-bee. Surely this eye-bee is corrupted by ebil RSS.. I wait phor the day when Soniya jee will shed tears brivatly with khurrshed bhai.. Sad newz for bakistan..

Aaryan · Post by **Aaryan** » 29 Aug 2013 14:59

Hain Jee bhat is this sexual jihad fat-wa?? Dear IEDter Janab can joo pliss explain... Bhen can be expect such fat-wa in our own Bakistan..

http://www.washingtontimes.com/news/201 ... rt-throug/

A local official in eastern Iraq revealed that Al Qaeda has asked the widows of its fighters to abide by “Sexual Jihad Fatwa” as a means of support to its guerillas, independent Iraqi TV network Alsumaria reported.

“This Fatwa allows Al Qaeda’s women to have sexual intercourse with members of the organization to lift their morale” the official added. “The attempt to implement the Sexual Jihad Fatwa issued by clergymen that support the armed groups in Syria proves that such laws are transnational.” Al Khadran stressed the importance of “standing up to these jurists and fighting extremist tendencies that blemish the humanitarian values of Islam.”

vishvak · Post by **vishvak** » 29 Aug 2013 15:01

One qweshun

Bhat to hippin when mujahid realize that neither bums nor posterior-e-life-e-shitland ij not hipp-e-ning aj per learned-e-fatwamaster?

Hipp-e-ning
yourj stooly bith bum-e-naat-going-off

Lalmohan · Post by **Lalmohan** » 29 Aug 2013 15:03

now eye yam kanphujed-e-khas
shoold one be doing gubo or doing kendosistas?

Aaryan · Post by **Aaryan** » 29 Aug 2013 15:38

Lalmohan wrote:now eye yam kanphujed-e-khas
shoold one be doing gubo or doing kendosistas?

Dear Maulana Can jo pliss explain bhat do jo mean by kendosistas??
jours truly
Abu-Aaryan

Lalmohan · Post by **Lalmohan** » 29 Aug 2013 15:40

abu-aryan, ju are a nanha in the ways of LMU
please to report to kave kamplex where a sea-near mauler will edumacate ju

anupmisra · Post by **anupmisra** » 29 Aug 2013 16:38

Lalmohan wrote:abu-aryan, ju are a nanha in the ways of LMU
please to report to kave kamplex where a sea-near mauler will edumacate ju

Joo mean "doo the locomoshun"?

Lalmohan · Post by **Lalmohan** » 29 Aug 2013 17:21

c'mon abu dooo the locomoshun
graba-graba-graba hij mijjile now
c'mon abu dooo the locomoshun
pay your respects to the pir baba now
c'mon abu dooo the locomoshun

Agnimitra · Post by **Agnimitra** » 31 Aug 2013 01:30

Eggsquirt kammentry by BRF mauler Am-ul-Dawa on Bakistani TV's divine rebel-e-shun.

Amol.D wrote:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QtXFbyUvgWI
this is seriously for those who have way too much time to kill. i watch mubashar lucman when i am a bit low, the sheer stupidity of the joker makes me feel better about being myself. i am posting this particular talk show here purely because of the amazing amount of mind numbing moronic arguments that have been compressed into a 30 minute show, with all the paki sense of righteousness and entitlement. the issue is on sood (interest) being haram in islam and how pakis (being the bestest of all the momeens,) should fight this evil.
there is a good amount of piskology lessons to be gleaned for those who would want to. one of the beards on the show goes on to say something like the whole developed world is moving towards lower interest rates because they have found that interest is killing their economies. and goes on to substantiate it with examples of japan and europe.
on a side note, one thing i have to clarify : at arround 11.40 one of the beards gives an example of Raja Ambhi giving money or horses to babur to fight battles. the only ambhi i know is the king of the jhelum region who sided with alexander against puru, from an entirely different era. mubashar interjects with a smirk and a note for the 'hindu' viewers that the beard is referring to raja ambedkar :O. does anyone have any sort of rational explanation for WTF the jokers are talking about?
i realise this post may not be something that most of the ppl on this thread are interested in, so apologies in advance for the benis like post, its just that i find certain talk shows that showcase pakiness interesting and wanted to share what for me is a special one!

anupmisra · Post by **anupmisra** » 31 Aug 2013 17:20

Under the watchfool eyej of Eye Ass Eye

SriKumar · Post by **SriKumar** » 31 Aug 2013 17:55

^^^ Anup-al-masri, Bray, tell me.... bhat is that shadow on the wall...?

Lalmohan · Post by **Lalmohan** » 31 Aug 2013 20:25

that eej adbhanjed baki stealth mijjile in akshun

RCase · Post by **RCase** » 31 Aug 2013 20:37

^^^
That ij djinn doing ghazwa-e-behind on the bious ass on the ass.

Aljo to bliss noteeis the wise momeen istanding on chair (in plack jakit) ij doing the reversi Baki cober up akshun to brotect himself from ghazwa-e-behind mijjile phyr!

RCase · Post by **RCase** » 31 Aug 2013 20:44

^^^
New interpretashun of TFTA - tall from top of (tied) ass.

SriKumar · Post by **SriKumar** » 31 Aug 2013 21:12

RCase wrote:Aljo to bliss noteeis the wise momeen istanding on chair (in plack jakit) ij doing the reversi Baki cober up akshun to brotect himself

Eye dont blame him. Did you see where the gadha (the 4-legged one) is staring.....?