Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv Newj

anupmisra · Post by **anupmisra** » 30 Jan 2014 23:52

Pay Baach in bakijtan.

archan · Post by **archan** » 31 Jan 2014 09:11

^ ahem ahem... so bhery exciting!

Aaryan · Post by **Aaryan** » 01 Feb 2014 15:16

Looks like the laast guy is bhery habby with the musharaf of the guy on the tob..

abhijitm · Post by **abhijitm** » 01 Feb 2014 19:56

^^ dissociation of the platoon is just one fart away.

anupmisra · Post by **anupmisra** » 01 Feb 2014 20:09

Aaryan wrote:

Looks like the laast guy is bhery habby with the musharaf of the guy on the tob..

Butt, bhy ij the momeen in the phiront acting surprijed?

anupmisra · Post by **anupmisra** » 01 Feb 2014 20:47

Mushy repenting hij famalee'j hijrat from Hindustan to al-bakijtan. Capshun time.

Narad · Post by **Narad** » 02 Feb 2014 10:42

Ebil yindians lying about a yindoo peing the next ceo of micro-e-soft.
How can it be bossible I pooch??? Bhithout the consent of Manajing Dierector oph Al-Microsoft, our bery own pious momeen from al bakistan Ammar afzal.

partha · Post by **partha** » 02 Feb 2014 11:11

^
Benis kaamet.

At least a south asian will head MS. Broud to be a south asian.

vishvak · Post by **vishvak** » 02 Feb 2014 20:31

Yindoo haj not to be a paki in pakijtan and no consent about grave digging, polio, terrorism, out raging and other peaceful pakistaniyat. How come he ij bossiple in Al-Microsoft.

Puzzled for koooffr,
Gravely-digging-ullah

Sonugn · Post by **Sonugn** » 02 Feb 2014 23:51

Aphter conjiderable research und estudiej, i found that Zaid ji is a jew agint of the illuminaaati. Butt do jew say?

anupmisra · Post by **anupmisra** » 02 Feb 2014 23:58

Bhy no bun haj rejponded to my sin-e-seer requesht for a libe partner? Hain? Pleaj to call me or my ammi.

RCase · Post by **RCase** » 03 Feb 2014 06:11

^^^ Subhanallah, Bakis are the best when it comes to their natchural talent of begging! This muj ij bery honest and cumpassionate. Maybe hij coujins are also very poor and hence not in consideration for inbreeding.

Will he consider a welathy khushboo or kamil?

anupmisra · Post by **anupmisra** » 03 Feb 2014 09:08

Ispot the odd tellibunny from thij group.

partha · Post by **partha** » 04 Feb 2014 22:01

IK getting bull cuttled for not having peard. bhaat are the chances?

partha · Post by **partha** » 04 Feb 2014 22:01

partha wrote:^
Benis kaamet.

At least a south asian will head MS. Broud to be a south asian.

vivek_ahuja · Post by **vivek_ahuja** » 05 Feb 2014 01:20

Unlike SDRE kaffir DRDO, I present to joo, Wah Wah TFTA industries of Al-Bakistan:

vivek_ahuja · Post by **vivek_ahuja** » 05 Feb 2014 01:23

But wait, me tells you! There is more TFTA to follow:

Now me pooch: Bhat is this "Booty of war" that our mard-e-momeen try and stay away from? Hain ji?

vivek_ahuja · Post by **vivek_ahuja** » 05 Feb 2014 01:26

Rocket-Mard takes off!

vivek_ahuja · Post by **vivek_ahuja** » 05 Feb 2014 01:28

Bhat is going on hiyar? Counter-GUBO tactics (COGUBO)?

RCase · Post by **RCase** » 05 Feb 2014 02:39

vivek_ahuja wrote:Rocket-Mard takes off!

Are joo suar that it is naat a demon-stray-shun of the taktikal sooth-case atim bum of al-Bakistan, the only Islamic nooclear taqat in the world. I see theen mushroom clouds.

Agnimitra · Post by **Agnimitra** » 05 Feb 2014 02:55

Yaum-e-Bhallentine mubarak in advance to all maulers and momins...

RCase · Post by **RCase** » 05 Feb 2014 03:03

wewakeullah-jan,

Subhanallah!

The mission and aim of a momin is martyrdom,
Not the booty of war
Nor crave for a kingdom

waar ij naat bootiful (~~khoo~~bsoorati). It ij messy, ugly and gori. Don't joo remambar wise maulana's add-vice regarding the my-lee, kuch-le-lee (messy, ugly and gori) wimmens on earth-e-shaster. That ij bhy true momins prefer shahadat to get ahead of the cue to jannat to enjoy the pindalliyon ka gooda of bootiful hooris.

This ij aljo the resun bhy they should not crave for a congdom, lest their jazba takes over and misfortunately tempted to sample the bootis of waar.

RCase · Post by **RCase** » 05 Feb 2014 03:26

anupmisra wrote:Ispot the odd tellibunny from thij group.

Shaving weird == Wrath of Allah!

Thij proves it that ImDim ij naat a true momin. He ij a yahoodi ajint. He will be on the honor roll for bull-cutlet by the taliban.

rajpa · Post by **rajpa** » 05 Feb 2014 08:38

Meanwhile, in the land of the Pure, a 49 year old man learns to use Microsoft Word and is presented the Nishan e Khopdi.

NSN

Lalmohan · Post by **Lalmohan** » 05 Feb 2014 12:50

rcaseullah- are ju gibhing gori details? hain ji?

UlanBatori · Post by **UlanBatori** » 06 Feb 2014 02:06

AoA! I am having pooch onlee. Kuffar PeeAref front bage says:

168 killed, 401 injured in 42 bomb attacks across Pakistan in January

My pooh eej, has this passed the rate at which the Bredator-e-Great-Satan eej sending jihadis to houristan? IOW, are we shtill debending on Phoren Aid, baarah saal aphter GOAT?

Bliss to rebly aphter due combutashun onlee. May yuwar goats bee on your neighbor's wife's burqua.

RCase · Post by **RCase** » 06 Feb 2014 03:43

Lalmohan wrote:rcaseullah- are ju gibhing gori details? hain ji?

Seasoned maulaners habe purrfected the art of getting details in 'burqa ke neeche kya hai by following the man-ual.

Goris for the mishkeen, Houris for the true moneen!

Biraders in ukistan have PhD (Piled Higher and Deeper) in properly groomed goris who can give you details.

RCase · Post by **RCase** » 06 Feb 2014 04:06

Mulan-bin-katori bhai,

Bredator-e-Great-Satan was ijjuing H vija (houri vija to jannat). Butt Bakis being smart have figured out how to ijjue fake H vija on their own too! Vija is vija, asli ho ya nakli!

Eye yam ok with the goats being on my neighbor's wife's burqa, while I give her protecshun!

Lalmohan · Post by **Lalmohan** » 06 Feb 2014 16:38

rcaseullah - are ju boling ki ju are doing goat-waife sandwich?

Shreeman · Post by **Shreeman** » 06 Feb 2014 16:44

Lalmohan wrote:rcaseullah - are ...

lalmullah, your ishtudents have totally lost the kendostyx eggs-per-tease. its like you are not even competing with the REAL positive neuj anymore.

Lalmohan · Post by **Lalmohan** » 06 Feb 2014 18:33

i miss the good ol' mushy dins and kendostyx raats; it aint the same no more
(but then a lot of BRF is less interesting these dins, bojitb and lnm are the last refuge of scoundrels like me)

Shreeman · Post by **Shreeman** » 06 Feb 2014 19:17

Lalmohan wrote:i miss the good ol' mushy dins and kendostyx raats; it aint the same no more
(but then a lot of BRF is less interesting these dins, bojitb and lnm are the last refuge of scoundrels like me)

I hear you. Ebb and flow of life. It did some good, and who knows another Spring may be around the corner. Mysterious are the ways of laal madarsa weather. Lets see what future seasons bring.

RCase · Post by **RCase** » 07 Feb 2014 04:07

Siri-mian,

let me make your dil khush with reel bojitive neuj from al-Bakistan.

Fast and furious - Baki Ben-her

Pleaj to notij Baki invenshun. If you scroll thru the pichaars, you will aljo see motorma zardari bretending to be dankey for gora aktor.

Prem · Post by **Prem** » 07 Feb 2014 04:40

RCase wrote:
Lalmohan wrote:rcaseullah- are ju gibhing gori details? hain ji?
Seasoned maulaners habe purrfected the art of getting details in 'burqa ke neeche kya hai by following the man-ual.Goris for the mishkeen, Houris for the true moneen!
Biraders in ukistan have PhD (Piled Higher and Deeper) in properly groomed goris who can give you details.

Mow-Meens enzoy da "G" "O" RI= Raat Inserstion exberience at Home.... Abbu, Mammu, Chacchu ke Baad .

RCase · Post by **RCase** » 07 Feb 2014 05:57

Lalmohan wrote:rcaseullah - are ju boling ki ju are doing goat-waife sandwich?

Lalmullah, naati, naati, naati!!!

Eye am naat thinking of sand-witch. Goat gets the burqa, Eye gets twaife!

The kuffar sayeeng - 'Wolf in sheep's clothes' in Bakistan is the halal vershun - 'Goat in wimmen's clothes'. Pleaj to see eggs-ample. Siri-Rehman mian, thij involves the Kendosistas!

Broof of Goat in wimmens clothes

Burqa man's potbelly a giveaway

Maulaners, per sunnah ijnt it halal to have a go-at-twaife?

Ijnt twaife considered right hand pos-e-shun, hainji? Pliss to clarify.

Jours researching arcane cases ...

RCaseullah

Lalmohan · Post by **Lalmohan** » 07 Feb 2014 13:08

rcaseullah ju are boling such
twaife is right haath and left haath - eye bol, which ever haath is nearer should be ujed
butt putting goat in burqa is an adbhanjed takniki - eet bhill onlee raise the hackles and cackles oph sea-near maulaners
eye theenk ju know oph bhat eye ispeak...

RCase · Post by **RCase** » 08 Feb 2014 21:09

Youth Festival: Donkeys take stage ahead of games

(yes, that is the actual headline!)

Forget sooching about Sochi olimpic gayims. Al Bakistan is now hosting Youth festival games. To honor the game changer gaddhas of al bakistan, the opening ceremony featured dankeys as well as a dankey (the literal one) beauty contest.

anupmisra · Post by **anupmisra** » 08 Feb 2014 21:20

RCase wrote:Youth Festival: Donkeys take stage ahead of games (yes, that is the actual headline!)

Bhy the kolavaridee Case-ul-uddin? Thij is berry berry important to the nanha nashun. Bhee are 65 jears young, hain. Bhee need josh-e-jawani in the nanha awaam. They habe forgotten the josh-e-jawani bhee had in our ishtruggle for pak-e-watan. Eye am berry berry khush that nishan-e-johars were prejented to number one binnerj. They are the cymbal of our unite and ishtrategic depth. I reshently learnt that 1.5 million new donkeyj bill join the work force ebery saal.

MPA Mian Naseer waj the chief guest. MPA Yasmin Sohal waj also prejent and gave prijej to the binning donkeys. Donkey Nasha-e-waqt (drejjed in animal furr) won the beauty contest. As many as 30 animals wearing glitter and rangeeley ‘clothej’ were paraded. The binning bidderj were berry khush to take home their prijej

vishvak · Post by **vishvak** » 08 Feb 2014 21:27

Halaal donkey race on road make motorma next to fourfather gora race happy mashallah. What good ij an empty road without donkey race I pooch. Thij make muj proud and more fair and lovely like martial race fourfathers than donkey who rode on donkeys in airyan donkey invasion theory.

Raicing by donkeys,
fair-n-lovely-ullah

Anujan · Post by **Anujan** » 10 Feb 2014 07:40

Lalbrof with his big bandook