Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv Newj

RCase · Post by **RCase** » 05 Jun 2014 18:20

^^^
Sherry Rehmanullah, supanallah!

kancha · Post by **kancha** » 06 Jun 2014 11:11

From Hiyar

Shreeman · Post by **Shreeman** » 06 Jun 2014 11:38

RCase wrote:^^^
Sherry Rehmanullah, supanallah!

Question: Why are the mijjiles shiny?
Answer: Bekauje god ij all-malisphul.

RCase · Post by **RCase** » 06 Jun 2014 13:12

Shreeman wrote:
RCase wrote:^^^
Sherry Rehmanullah, supanallah!

Question: Why are the mijjiles shiny?
Answer: Bekauje god ij all-malisphul.

(Add-vice from the all weathel fliend ...)
There ij No Dong but Dong, and Dong Feng is hij boss.

Korerection of Core Issue: Why are the mijjiles shiny?

Bekauje Dong has all-four giving (4 heads are better than one

) and all-malisphul.

Aaryan · Post by **Aaryan** » 06 Jun 2014 15:08

Here i broudly bresent Saando ka Saand.. The one who pill lead Ghazwa e hind.. ouber pipth generation weabon.. Take this joo ebil yindoos

Shreeman · Post by **Shreeman** » 06 Jun 2014 15:26

Aaryan wrote:Here i broudly bresent Saando ka Saand.. The one who pill lead Ghazwa e hind.. ouber pipth generation weabon.. Take this joo ebil yindoos

Put it ij shtill a kow, no? What for will mujahid want for a cow, when halal goat and donkey ij plentiful, and fit for husbandry? If there ij a mujahid leading ghazwa-e-hind, it haj to be a donkey, no? Just like ghazwa-e-afghanistan and ghazwa-e-pakhtoonkhawa, and ghajjar-e-halwa. Sach, pooch?

hint: what animal doej not get hurt on eid? Kow? No. Goat? No? Dunkey? Yes. What phor is saving all dunkey? Pekauje it haj to lead ghajwa. qed.

vishvak · Post by **vishvak** » 06 Jun 2014 16:01

James B wrote:No Kamments

It show pakis are true followers of followers.

When paki go to true followers, it eij shaik with beard, skull cap to welcome with polio drops!

I pooch maulanaj, what happen to mujahid in heaven? It must be totally different. I soch if I go to 72 countries and get 72 different drops/vaccine/antidotes/marhams/ in 72 different ways from very bious mullah, how different it will be in heaven when marham giving bious mullah sayj hello in heaven?

Without 72 diseases,
Totally-different-ullah

vdutta · Post by **vdutta** » 06 Jun 2014 23:04

Aaryan wrote:Here i broudly bresent Saando ka Saand.. The one who pill lead Ghazwa e hind.. ouber pipth generation weabon.. Take this joo ebil yindoos

Looks like momin's wife in Burqa.

It will fetch high price from zaddu

gandharva · Post by **gandharva** » 07 Jun 2014 02:10

Vikas · Post by **Vikas** » 07 Jun 2014 14:19

Kweshchun time..
Jirga, i have a pooch and need Fata-hua once again on that.

I am going on a very important soosad mission to a klose kaffar kontry.
Is Polio mandatory for entering the Jannat and claiming jour 72 hoors. Will they deny me entrance
if I dont take polio. Is there any chanus of rear gate entry ? Is there a way to do takiyya with ATM for 72.
What is aafishial position on these deeni matters ?

Uff, just 72 hours to departure and no dropping insight.

Shukriya-al-Explodi

RCase · Post by **RCase** » 07 Jun 2014 21:24

VikasRaina wrote:Kweshchun time..
Jirga, i have a pooch and need Fata-hua once again on that.

I am going on a very important soosad mission to a klose kaffar kontry.
Is Polio mandatory for entering the Jannat and claiming jour 72 hoors. Will they deny me entrance
if I dont take polio. Is there any chanus of rear gate entry ? Is there a way to do takiyya with ATM for 72.
What is aafishial position on these deeni matters ?

Uff, just 72 hours to departure and no dropping insight.

Shukriya-al-Explodi

Diyar Week-Ass-bin-Rhino-al-Explodi,

Ju are a true mujahid, working for the cause of malsi. Eye am so praud of ju, that it almost brings water (but the Yindoo banias have stolen all the water) to my eyes.

Ju will naat be denied entry into jannat if ju have polio. Polio ij naat haram. Many biraders in al Bakistan, especially in bious NWA have polio. Onlee polio vexinashun ij haram. It ij a kanspiracy against the mard-e-momeen of al Bakistan and malsi to make them week. Onlee kufr countries' man-made rules try to deny entry to bious mard-e-momeen and require them to take polio vexinashun drops.

Very good chanus for rear gate entry. There was a maulaner who farmaoed that repeated bum blasts by bious maulaners ij good for the mujahid to suckseed in hij mission of bum explosion. So, fart-wah already exists.

There ij no need to worry about being denied entry in jannat. All the hooris have abbropriate vijjas for multiple entry. All Malishful has made suar that ju can make multiple entries and still sauvirginity will be maintained all ways

. Malishful princ-e-pal ensures that all mard-e-momeen Dongs will be NoDongs and hence sauvirginity ij brotected!

No need for takiyya in jannat. Hooris will bring ju takiyya, else one of them will become your takiya, to be replaced by even better takiya.

Best wishes on jour ghazi X-pedition. May ju be showered with rosj betals! Remember ju are covered by hasina atim bum's chatri.

Jours,
Deen-al-Case

Lalmohan · Post by **Lalmohan** » 07 Jun 2014 23:46

yand aj we jaano, hasina atim bum's chatri provides a LAAAT of shade... hainji!
(oh you meant chatri, naat chaati?!?!) my kharab!

Vikas · Post by **Vikas** » 08 Jun 2014 12:47

Do ju meaning Laaat (aj in leg) aaf shade..I can already feel the Garmi of this shade.

Baikul · Post by **Baikul** » 08 Jun 2014 15:58

Polio? Polio?

Soosai mujahid, phust Bakistan mein apni dho lio,

Then when ju crass the porder, patloon kholio

Bend over phor Punjab Puls, chahe thoda ro lio,

Only then, polio ya no polio, Apni 72 ke saath so lio.

Shreeman · Post by **Shreeman** » 08 Jun 2014 21:18

GUBO quality is measured by PPI (Pakistan productivity index, also known as GUBO double productivity or GDP of Pakistan). Quality measures have attracted much attention in the medical literature, e.g.

Rectal compliance (measure): Rectal compliance is the measure of the capacity of the rectal wall to stretch upon pressure stimulus.

The more you know....

Mahendra · Post by **Mahendra** » 08 Jun 2014 22:53

Aha now I pata what IMF economic stimulus means

No wonder Allama Ek hi Ball said

"Chin-o-Arab hamara, Yankeestan hamara"
" Har koi stimulate karta Rectum hamara"

Lalmohan · Post by **Lalmohan** » 09 Jun 2014 01:13

shreemanullah, eye thunk ju meant recital, so was looking faarward to exciting perfaarmance...

Shreeman · Post by **Shreeman** » 09 Jun 2014 03:33

At first I thought one of Lalmullah's Ayesha must have gotten the canadian vija and he waj only trying to delay the planes in karachi until she waj offloaded.

Now it seems it could be a hajj dispute. I cant even find out what-for of the current situation. The TV stations are saying an Ayesha haj been blown up. I hope it waj not the one lalmullah waj trying to keep.

Edit:Damn!! "Old terminal used for hajj operations", you cant even make up stuff anymore. I will never get a job at the onion at this rate.

Mahendra · Post by **Mahendra** » 09 Jun 2014 11:15

Shrimanullah

Ij it not plasbhemy to use purana terminal for Hajj operations? like direct deesrespect phor most merciful and pbuh?

I musth say that the berson who decided that purana terminal should be used for Hajj oberations is Wajib ul cutlet

I insist that all momeen should insist that they use the new terminal for hajj oberations

Vikas · Post by **Vikas** » 09 Jun 2014 11:19

^ What happened to Camels and Boats as from 7th Century

Mahendra · Post by **Mahendra** » 09 Jun 2014 11:44

Boats became submarines when they saw brofet gola moosarauf mounting camels

Shreeman · Post by **Shreeman** » 09 Jun 2014 11:50

Mahendra wrote:Shrimanullah

Ij it not plasbhemy to use purana terminal for Hajj operations? like direct deesrespect phor most merciful and pbuh?

I musth say that the berson who decided that purana terminal should be used for Hajj oberations is Wajib ul cutlet

I insist that all momeen should insist that they use the new terminal for hajj oberations

Well, now it will have to be the new terminal after Fukker gate and old terminal have been Ayesha-ed. It is the poor VIPs that will suphher, it waj not even hujj seajon. Has to be hanud-e-yahood konspiracy. Momin will target the new terminal, never the hajj terminal.

Instead of a person, the hadith said, remove the butkada (temble of darkness), so it ij the terminal that ij waji-bul-kutlet. Beeble kan be converted. Totally bossiple they were serving wine there too, in the oph-seejan.

No old terminal , no VIP terminal, all planes for hajj only. Work order comblete.

vishvak · Post by **vishvak** » 09 Jun 2014 15:21

Who ij going to jannat now and to hajj .. and all that ij conphujing to brainwashed oops pious mujahid. What iph instead of 72 hoorj in jannat mujahid gets company oph equal bious jihadi afsars he just sent to jannat along with.

Will janat have replica oph planes destroyed by mujahid?

conphusing Jihadi company in jannat,
equal-bious-ullah

kenop · Post by **kenop** » 10 Jun 2014 07:12

Ij ij all proper-ganda talk that they phound cheeni armj at the Krachi airport.
The proper-pure talk ij they phound prooph oph the Bharti kanspiraji to create mistrust with our sweeter than honee dostana mulk Cheen.
Eye am suar that Nawaj will vijit Cheen in a phew days to put vajleen on the bundj of thij kanjiprajy.

joygoswami · Post by **joygoswami** » 10 Jun 2014 08:41

Meanwhile, phrom Arap fourfathers.

vdutta · Post by **vdutta** » 10 Jun 2014 14:15

Punk hair strikes again. May be it is excessive use of ladies beauty products by men causing disasters in Al-Balkanistan.

Yogi_G · Post by **Yogi_G** » 10 Jun 2014 14:40

original mujahdis from first attack on Karachi airport returned after they were presented a 72 year old virgin ji. With no vija to US colleges or schools to exact revenge they returned to Karachi airport and took revenge hain ji?

Anujan · Post by **Anujan** » 10 Jun 2014 14:52

New technawlaji to scare all terrorists away

Shreeman · Post by **Shreeman** » 10 Jun 2014 15:05

Anujan wrote:New technawlaji to scare all terrorists awway.

Ye Gawds man, put a purkaa over it, Now you see the four-sights of the three and a half four-fathers. Something like this will cause nightmares in hanud-e-yahood for nights ob end. A relijion of pieces does not permit WMD uje at the slightest provokaction.

James B · Post by **James B** » 10 Jun 2014 15:19

Bhat ij meant by Chhipa?.

kenop · Post by **kenop** » 10 Jun 2014 22:21

Chhipa aj in hidden (imam) ? If yes, then it haj to be shia kanjpiraji. See how they hab managed to change their name phrom shia to chhipa. Eye think they took help phrom the eggspetz in languages to create this new identity.
But byphore chhipa is not hidden hiyar? All open?
On the other hand I know oph chhipa people in Krachi. They hab nawt given up their kaffir ways even when claiming to be Sunni Hanafi Muslim Rajputs.
All kanphujed.

rajsunder · Post by **rajsunder** » 10 Jun 2014 22:35

James B wrote:

Bhat ij meant by Chhipa?.

That means begging bowl in telugu.and that aptly fits the proper symbol for porkistan

RCase · Post by **RCase** » 11 Jun 2014 00:19

^^^
That ij a sign of all weather frandship - Chinese Higher than Himalayas Investment in Pakistani Army (CHHIPA). See fauji birader with bandook shitting inside van.

Yogi_G · Post by **Yogi_G** » 12 Jun 2014 12:59

Blijj to advice learned maulanas, I wish to procure the new Pindigenized bomb detector which the infidel McCormick guy stole from us, can dij devij detkt Hasina-e-atum-bum? Presently tired of Khushpoo goats and want hasina onlee...

Lalmohan · Post by **Lalmohan** » 12 Jun 2014 14:04

Yogullah, are ju kvalified on jf17 thandaar (thighs)? Ju will need that to pen-e-trait hasina zone!

Yogi_G · Post by **Yogi_G** » 12 Jun 2014 16:16

Lalmohan wrote:Yogullah, are ju kvalified on jf17 thandaar (thighs)? Ju will need that to pen-e-trait hasina zone!

Revered Lalmullah (Khushpoo peee upon him), iph jf17 is thandaar thighs, imagin bhaat will be the kafir fighters of Yindoos supplied by the Godless Russians be? Apart fram Houri-e-noor Majari, ij there anything bigger in Jannat/Ummah bigger than hasina-e-atim-bum hain ji?

Lalmohan · Post by **Lalmohan** » 12 Jun 2014 16:36

Slo down talib! Iph ju rebhere me, then I bhill becum a pir, then burathers will make me Shia birather and wah-ajeeb-cuttlefish me!!!

Yogi_G · Post by **Yogi_G** » 12 Jun 2014 16:58

Never let a nanha Abdul mujahid do wat a kafir drone can do hain ji?

anupmisra · Post by **anupmisra** » 13 Jun 2014 01:08

A poignant moment in al bakistan's history.

Title: Confirming the numbers.

Lalmohan · Post by **Lalmohan** » 13 Jun 2014 02:08

^^^ bhy eej ZAB's ZEB in launch posishun? hain ji?
eej he pooching "zabzeb baRa badmash kaun hai?"