Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv Newj

[Mihaylo]

Bebe, you bring inqulab in my salwar.

This ij called the 'Slumbad Sandwich'. 'Aage se tekaoing, peeche se khujaoing'

[vishvak]

[=>>quote="RCase"]From the STFUP dhaga:

Potential Hoors for DimRan Con to marry


Baratis for DimRan's shadi

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Dimdim ajk who eij naat to nikaah dimdim?

Dimdim aljo sayj will not nikaah if no reivllusion. Tuqtuq sayj will die iph no gobirmint change.

Why eij dimdim no nikaah iph tuqtuq die?

Not waiting for revlolsion,
naat-dead-for-anyone-ullah

[RCase]

To Dimran's shadi or TuQTuQ's shadat? That ij the 200 million momeen questshun!
- Sheikhs-pir-ullah-al-shairi

[RCase]

And then, when all is said and done, will we have to bend and buy electricity from India (from water that was ours to begin with)?

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The willy Hindoo baniyas are not only stealing the water, but they are taking out the electricity from the water that they let Bakistan have.

Dekhiye, yakeen kijiyae, this is fourth generation warfare to starve the Bakistanese of electricity filled waater. For tall, fair, tight a$$ed martial races, this is a sazish against the momins of Pakistan. The average Bakistanese height has gone down. Bakistan scored less medals compared to Yindia. Bakistanese are getting polio. Martialaw, thij waj naat happening when we ruled Yindia for 1000 years. Astagfirullah.

By god, we will take revenge! We will use more power generating ships in Karachi to pump electricity into the waters of the Indus that will reach all the way to Azad Cashmere. Inshallah. All Bakistanese will have waater fortified with electrictiy.
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[member_28640]

Dear Aid-Eater,
Salem Ali cum
I hab a pooch, both Dim Con and briar tuk chickening out daily, ib they do get into bower bill Bakistan be named Bak bak istan abter the broud momin who showed the way.

Begards,
Nayi booch-ullah

[partha]

spaat the SDRE RAA agint

[anupmisra]

Pakis

Capshun Time

[partha]

Ij it a still from low budget Lollywood copy of south asian movie Lagaan?

[RCase]

It ij Amar, Akbar (and hij four wives), Anthony - a story of secoolar frandship. Ju can guess who ij Akbar from the pottom of the shalwar.

[Ranjani Brow]

[anupmisra]

The front seben rowj of chairj are rejerbed for family memeberj and bell wisherj. Butt, bhy are some chairj with orange bullet piroof backing, hain?

[RCase]

Cricket: Pakistan's defeat in Sri Lanka sparks World Cup fears

Maulaners, I waj tembted to bost thij in the bious dhaga, butt realized the contents of the farticle would conphuse the mujs. Pleaj judge the farticle by the title ...

Eye waj wondering if the momins can control their jazbaa of losing to kafir country Siri Lanka, or exbord IT to the host country of world cup.

[gandharva]

[RCase]

Kitna pain hua? Bus, mat poocho.
No, it waj naat two fingers, butt three. That too with no vajlene. .
Pleaj see hau red ij my butt (RAA ajint Mahmood ij holding the vijual with the suptitle 'HIJ Butt')
Nau I habe to spend all the taime in pakistan.
And ju ask bhy eye naat rage for naya pakistan?
Dawnald Rumsfeld (kapyrite Mahdi-endra Ullah) ij thinking... 'Hmm... that pain-in-tha-butt ij unknown knowns'.

[gandharva]

My Chacha is Gay

http://www.mychachaisgay.com/

[gandharva]

Let me explain how. Since I didn't know how to use my fingers, I did it by using the Muslim shower. (This is a colloquial term for what is known as a bidet shower or bidet sprayer. It's a small shower installed right next to the toilet in many muslim homes, used to wash your behind because that's how we roll, wash, then wipe....its also how a lot of girls from this part of the world discover masturbation.) Pictured below:



http://nicemangos.blogspot.ca/?zx=df00e5eccd7b4cd5

[gandharva]

[Shreeman]

I know BRF frowns upon commercial activity, but please look kindly upon my small Track-II pease initiative.

I am promoting "wonderful medical supplies" here (disclosure -- no commercial interest, just goodwill and promotion of modern technology in the spirit of friendship) so that some short, dark, rice eating doctor may find them useful in their practice and benefit south asia.

Here in full is the commercial announcement of Peshawar Medical Supplies. They are too small to afford a public relations firm, therefore the owner has written a short note containing some of his offerings.

Prof. Ajmal khattak (prop.)
Peshawar Medical Supplies
Cinema Road, Peshawar

We are an established modern surgical supply company doing bijness since 1959. Our esteemed clients include cantt hospital, medical center cinema road, ulema pharmasy. We exclusively supply surgical instruments in FATA and swat. A sample of prices and instrument is enclosed:
Kainchi:
1. Kainchi (1 inch, small) -- 309Rs
2. Kainchi (5 inch, big) -- 909Rs
3. Kainchi (5 inch, sharp) -- 1009Rs ( Qty discount 49Rs, 50nos)

Chhuri:
1. Churri (kata, small) -- 99Rs
2. Chhuri handle (3inch, small) 129Rs
3. Chhuri blade (3 inch, small) 99Rs
4. Chhuri blade (sharp, 3 inch) 199Rs (Qty discount 29Rs, 50nos, two weeks order time)

Soot:
1. Dhaga (kachha) - 49Rs
2. Dhaga (plastic) - 79Rs
3. Dhaga (small, plastic) -39Rs
4. Dhaga (clean) - 199Rs (no qty discount)

Sui:
1. Sui (small, no hole) - 39Rs
2. Sui (small dhaga) - 169Rs
3. Sui (clean) - 209Rs

All equipment made in peshawar. New dejigns can be made upon order. We do not sell alkohol or other kleaning agents. Friday closed. Pleaje contact ajmal.khatta@pehawar-medikal.pk for ordering.

[RCase]

Diyar Brof. Ajmal Khattak,

burur.

Vee are earth-e-shaster phamus Sooth Asia Hakimshallah, Bangalore, Kerala. Vee speshulije in sooth and kuinchi aaperashuns (pleaj kantact juour Tamil friends to no about this proseejure). Vee are very interested in juour equipment. Vee need Modi-ficashuns to juour equipment before aur hakims can usj it. They are usejed to having a Sui-te of tools consisting of 'Churri and Ram' (laike ju know Ram-rod for ram-in-deep).

Bliss note, vee are baniyas with small hearts and expect deep deep discount.

Juours Trooly,
Sooth Asia Hakimshallah

[RCase]

Bliss to note: Abdul demunstraighting latest Barber mijjile lawnch. Phew... that waj a close shave!

[Vikas]

Mulla'R'case, Abduls donot shave..close or far ij naat important..

Is the abdul in above bichar RAA agint ? Why ij he Re-using multiple entry Saffron colored missile launcher..hain ji

[joygoswami]

[PratikDas]

DAWN: 20 days of revolution: From facebook to facepalm
Too many gems in there to post here

[SanjayC]

Protestors frisking policemen in Pakistan.

[partha]

Nishan-e-Bakistan for Ahmad Shahzad.

[vishvak]

Protestors frisking policemen in Pakistan.

Eij to show only peard brotesters can phrisk a peard police outside cloj doorj. This increase biosness of paki protherhood.

paki at the closed gate,
un-phrisked-ullah

[gandharva]

Kammandu Operation to save zaqat from Munafiq Ahmadiya/Shias.

[RCase]

Al Bakistani remake of 'Dirty Rotten Scoundrels'

[gandharva]

"Enlightened"

[joygoswami]

[vdutta]

Hum Inqalab layenGay, hum tabdili layenGay, hum nawaz ko hatayenGay. Kadam badhao Imran khan hum tumhare piche hai

[Shreeman]

dear mujahids, you heard it here first. Due to unforeseen (ok, ignorance) circumstances the supply of hoors has been exhausted in jannat. Yes, you heard it right. No hoors, and more importantly no waiting list. The manufacturer has gone under due to unpaid bills. Although reserve stock was supposed to last, and recycling encouraged, the enthusiasm of abduls has put paid to all planning.

You may have been told that hoors were still being allocated and were being rationed at 70 instead of 72. This was indeed the case for a whilr. However, as mathematics is not the strong point of the hoor ministry in jannat, they failed to totally account for seasonal variation or keep any emergency stock.

As a result no choice was left but to phase out hoors completely. There. Ulema are advising that abduls hold on to their ambitions until such time as a new manufacturer appears. The hoor factory is totally derelict and coalition support funds or kaffir conversions will not bring back supplies.

Please note that while hoors are out for abduls, ayeshas are still available, being produced and in stock for ulemas and leaders of all hues. Until hoors return, the advicce is for generals, kings,mullahs and ulema to make this sector of the economy more productive. As you knoq ayeshas can be recycled as hoors. please encourage your commanders to lead by example so we may see a revival of social services for all abduls.

[Shreeman]

pirathers: the governmand ij planning to export large volumes of goats, kendosticks, and worse of all goats and ayeshas. Making them available to kaffirs while there is not sufficient grass for lalmullah's goats, let alone sufficient goats. bleaje to call shura and issue phatwa against this haram kunduct. i cundem it very much and in beshawar, phatwa haj already been issued to prevent the governmand from taking any of our goats or kendosticks for kuffar uje.

[anupmisra]

Due to unforeseen (ok, ignorance) circumstances the supply of hoors has been exhausted in jannat. Yes, you heard it right. No hoors

She-Ree.Manullah; doej thij mean eben the 72-year old hoorj are naat abailable?

[Shreeman]

Due to unforeseen (ok, ignorance) circumstances the supply of hoors has been exhausted in jannat. Yes, you heard it right. No hoors

She-Ree.Manullah; doej thij mean eben the 72-year old hoorj are naat abailable?

Diyar misaraalah,

Unfortunately, as spare parts are not available I must, most apologetically inform you that second-hand, refurbished and pre-certified hoors have all but disappeared. Part of the reason is that existing owners are using these to maintain their newer hoors instead of donating or even reselling them.

We were the last to be informed. As you know the jaahils from IS have started using kuffar women (eejee the yajidi kufr) on earth instead of performing jihad. Pleaje beware that a harem on earth is not a substitute for the heavenly hoors. You will not get near sharbat-e zam-zam let alone hoors if you are metaphornitkating with kufr. The hadith ij klear that that just like the ahmedi that covorts with a non-believer ahmedi, a believer that demands heavenly rewards on earth prior to exploding is automatically disqualified for jannat.

Therefore, only avenue for the believer is the al-madrassa. graduate and become a commander or mullah, at least a kari, before exploding. There are still ayeshas available, at least until imran khan decides to marry again. so hurry up.

[RCase]

Our tarrel than Himalya, deeper than Indian Ocean, Sweeter than Honey, Dearer than Eyesight fliend ij naat coming to vijit Al Bakistan, butt instead going to vijit Kafir Yindia.

Eye brotest and suggest that under the leadership of TuQ and Dimran all Bakistanis should do dharna and give up their isaiyit to show haw diyar our fliendship ij.

[joygoswami]

[partha]

http://www.dawn.com/news/1130809/imran- ... ns-on-fazl

Imran turns his guns on Fazl

[member_28705]

The mard-e-mumin of al-bakiland

[member_28705]

Spot the RAW agent.