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Latest from the world of ummah raakit science.


bhaat ij that new raakit that our birathers in Eyeran have developed? It appears to be a laang range nuclear tipped mijjile. We should acquire that tech-no-logy aj part of Eyeran-Bakistan oil pipeline deal. We should make it new-clear to Eyeran that if they don't give uj that raakit, we will naat accept their funding to build the pipeline on Bakistan side.


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Mahmud of Ghazni and Malik Ayaz.

Mahmud of Ghazni founded the Ghaznavid Empire and ruled as a sultan. He fell in love with Malik Ayaz, a Turkish slave, and their relationship became the epitome of idealized love in Islamic legend and Sufi literature. As the story goes, Ayaz asked Mahmud who the most powerful man in the kingdom was. When the sultan replied that it was himself, Ayaz corrected him, claiming that in fact Ayaz was the most powerful, since Mahmud was his slave. The “slave to a slave” became a favorite trope in Persian literature.

The funniest fact is the way Allama Iqbal wrote about the relationship between Malik Ayaz and Mahmud to teach the concept of Islamic Equality.

Here is the couplet.

Ek Hi Saf Mein Khade Ho Gaye Mahmood-O-Ayaz,
Na Koi Banda Raha Aur Na Koi Banda Nawaz.
Banda-O-Saheb-O-Muhtaaj-O-Ghani Ek Huwe,
Teri Sarkar Mein Pahunche Toh Sabhi Ek Huwe.

My urdu is shaky at best and for some reason im not gay. But Iqbal really felt that oneness Mahmud and Malik felt after the act. :rotfl:
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^^ All the Ghazwa type momins have been very fond of laundas and its no secret.

Here is some laundy bazi by Mir Taqi Mir (1722-1810) who is often remembered as the father of Urdu Ghazal.

Some of the 225 couplets that refer to a male beloved are reproduced below.

1. Tera hi munh take hai, kya jaaniye ke naukhat
Kya baaghe sabz toone aaine ko dikhaya
What divine mirage is
the mirror lost in?
Is it your young beard :rotfl:
that makes it look at none?


2. Shaadabi o latafat hargiz na hui usme
Teri mason pe garche sabze ne zehr khaya
Spring poisoned herself, but
got not the freshness for her greenery;
It’s all in your rosy face
and the sprouting hint of your moustache!


3. Hai teera roz apna ladkon ki dosti se
Is din hi ko kahe tha aksar pidar hamara
Friendship of lads made
my days; my life dark
Is that what father said
‘My words you better mark!’


4. Ji liya bosa-e rukhsaar-e mukhattat de kar
Aaqebat un ne hamen zehr diya paan ke beech
I lost my heart to you
kissing your bearded cheek,
My life you took away
with poisoned betel leaf!


5. Woh jo alam uske oopar tha so khat ne kho diya
Mubtila hai is bala mein Mir ek alam hanooz
With the arrival of his beard
his beauty was lost, yet
a world of lovers of his,
have still to bow away


6. Vay nahin to unhon ka bhai aur
Ishq karne ki kya manai hai
I want you, but if not you
just fine is your brother!
I need to love, who the
beloved is not the matter


7. Ladka attar ka hai kya ma’jun
Hum ko tarkeeb uski bhai hai
What a dish, this boy
the doc’s apprentice is!
I love the formula, only one
to cure my heart’s disease!
:lol:

8. Ladke birahmanon ke sandal bhari jabeenen
Hindostan mein dekhe so unse dil lagaye :((
Brahmin boys of India
take away my heart
Beautiful foreheads, headier
with the fragrance of Sandal.


9. Jab kuch apne kane rakhte the tab bhi sirf tha ladkon ka
Ab jo faqir hue phirte hain Mir unhin ki daulat hai
When I was a wealthy man
all that was mine, was the boys’;
Now that I am a beggar
they are my only fortune.


10. Kya jano tum qadr hamari mehr-o-wafa ki ladke ho
Lohoo apna den hain tumhare girte dekh paseene ko
A mere boy you are, what you
will know the value of my love
Let a drop of your sweat fall on the ground
I shall complement it with my blood.


11. Woh baghbaan pisar kuch gul gulshagufta hai ab
Yeh aur gul khila hai ek phoolon ki dukaan par
The florist has found a new flower-
It is the gardener-boy, who has just flowered.


12. Kar rakha ta’aviz tifli mein jise / Ab so woh ladka sayana ho gaya
Is bala se aah main ghaafil raha / Yak-ba-yak dil ka lagana ho gaya
The kid I kept close to my breast always
suddenly has matured.
Strange are the ways of perception
I never saw until late!


13. Afsanakhwan ka ladka kya kahiye deedni hai
Qissa hamara uska yaaron shuneednin hai
The story-teller’s lad is
a sight beyond compare.
As is his and my story,
a story beyond compare.


14. Mir kya saade hain beemar hue jiske sabab
Usi attar ke ladke se dawaa lete hain
So innocent am I,
I ask for medicine from
the same physician’s boy
who’s the cause of my disease!
:rotfl:

15. Jab na milta hai bazaaron mein Mir
Ek looti hai woh zaalim sarfarosh
You don’t find me in the bazaars
sodomite that I am, you know where to find.


16. Door kar khat ko kiya chehra kitaabi unnen saaf
Ab qayamat hai ke saare harf Qur’an se gaye
He chose to remove
the beard that he had.
Now I look at his face, and can’t
see the words of Qur’an.
:shock:

17. Kiya us aatishbaaz ke launde ka itna shauq Mir
Beh chali hai dekh kar usko tumhari raal kuch
The young man at the fireworks shop
fired my heart so,
I can do nothing, but
sit and salivate!
:roll:

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Also add this one by Hafiz in this list:

Gar aan turk sheerazi be-dast aarad dil-e-maara
ba khaal hindosh bakhsham samarqand o bukhara ra [Hafiz]

Translation: If that Turk lad listens to my heart's cry, I can forsake the cities of Samarqand and Bukhara against the black mole on his face.


Hafiz was called by Taimur when he conquered Iran. Taimur enquired about this fazool kharchi (extravegance) from Hafiz that the you forsake the cities just for the mole of your lover, that I conquered after so much hassle. Hafiz got his life saved by giving diplomatic answer that 'aisee firaakh dilli ki wajjah se hii tau main aaj gharib hoon!'.

Had Taimur known that his lover was a lad, he would have not spared Hafiz's life, as the first man killed by Taimur was a homosexual, who was in love with none other than Taimur himself.

above from a baki forum. Its a funny read. more here http://www.paklinks.com/gs/culture-lite ... exual.html
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So sisters, cousin, daughter in law, goat, camel, corpses, boys, men etc are all malsically halal for mommen-e-mard-e madarch#ds.

The elephant is a curse on mankind that needs to be wiped off from the face of the planet.
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naradullah-al-hastinapuri, ju are shaart sighted
a true momeen will jump into the haathi challenge head first onlee...
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Pleajing to note, by crace of God and by bower of Mohammed Ali djinna, thij ij fair-n-lovely happy team for fighting curse of polio workers in la la peace lands. God haj given gun fighters chhappar faad ke to fight polio virus and workers.

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Peehold, Hazrat Zahil HamIED getting ready for true roohani plowjob from momin. :rotfl:

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^^ Read the above roohani shayaris for momins along with this pic. Fits perfectly
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behold, he doejnt ebhen habh a beard!
(maind ju nor does jahiel_hamied... he is wearing a merkin from his last encounter-e-khas)
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joygoswami wrote:Peehold, Hazrat Zahil HamIED getting ready for true roohani plowjob from momin. :rotfl:

......................
Woh jo pahuncha mere niche le kar soosai bum,
HamIED, pehle phyrr woh karein, ya pehle phyrr hum?
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That young boy is about to receive nishan-e-pakistan phrom Hazrat Zaid sahab.
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Looks like Zaidu's wife has put a chastity belt on him. Kudos to the lady, the savior of innocent little boys.
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London Times January 27, 2002

In Kandahar birds fly over the city using only one wing

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'Hafiz' Jahil HamIED (roohani ass): "If that Turko-Baki lad listens to my heart's cry, I can forsake the dreams of Ghazwa-e-Hind and planting of the green parcham on lal qila against the black mole on his face."

It ij all becauj of the conphusing RAA/ SeeEyeYah/ Mussad moles that I am naat able to ispot the kaala mole. Aah-stag-for-Zaidullah!
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Guddha Kaun?

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Peregrine: just saw the artecal of flying with one wing. :roll:
Pashtun obsession with sodomy — locals tell you that birds fly over the city using only one wing, the other covering their posterior

In tasveer, bhy ij Jahil HamIED cobering hij posterior with one haath wing hainji? Ij that reflex ackshun from hij muj days in Afghanistan while doing jeehard against the Soviets?
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Peregrine wrote:Guddha Kaun?

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menon s wrote:


Mahmud of Ghazni and Malik Ayaz.

Mahmud of Ghazni founded the Ghaznavid Empire and ruled as a sultan. He fell in love with Malik Ayaz, a Turkish slave, and their relationship became the epitome of idealized love in Islamic legend and Sufi literature. As the story goes, Ayaz asked Mahmud who the most powerful man in the kingdom was. When the sultan replied that it was himself, Ayaz corrected him, claiming that in fact Ayaz was the most powerful, since Mahmud was his slave. The “slave to a slave” became a favorite trope in Persian literature.

The funniest fact is the way Allama Iqbal wrote about the relationship between Malik Ayaz and Mahmud to teach the concept of Islamic Equality.

Here is the couplet.

Ek Hi Saf Mein Khade Ho Gaye Mahmood-O-Ayaz,
Na Koi Banda Raha Aur Na Koi Banda Nawaz.
Banda-O-Saheb-O-Muhtaaj-O-Ghani Ek Huwe,
Teri Sarkar Mein Pahunche Toh Sabhi Ek Huwe.

My urdu is shaky at best and for some reason im not gay. But Iqbal really felt that oneness Mahmud and Malik felt after the act. :rotfl:
i am going to tweet it.
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Did you see the laal button on laal topi's belt..
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Could it be the button for fifth generation soosai vest that ZH ij modeling?
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unkil hamied ij naat kaavaring hij mush, he is taking care of pre-mission khujli
aafterall the beardless boy with teh pursed lips must also get a turn at jeehard no?
who is ghulam and sultan and hu is ghulam ka ghulam hain ji?

afkurse the laalbutton ij for kvikrelease takniki, although if naat kar-e-phool, it sometimes quick releases mijjile payload too...
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RCase wrote:Could it be the button for fifth generation soosai vest that ZH ij modeling?
It lightj up when hamied bhai haj to go do caca.
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Kufrs, takee ah loook. Mujlim suppah heros!!

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Peehold the great guboed name of Pakistan exporting its finest style i.e. bachabazi directly from pimp's mouth, on how it started in Afghanistan. it started after Allah ke pyaare mujahids, like how it ij all over la la peace lands, from al-bakistan!! crossed into afghanistan. Such taarif, after all what ij meaning of Pakistan?

See heer Pakistan as from pimp's mouth. 10:50 to 11:30 and shukr of most benevolent! Kooofr don't know meaning of Pakistan.

Meaning al-pak,
exporting-paki-style-ullah
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RCase wrote:Peregrine: just saw the artecal of flying with one wing. :roll:
Pashtun obsession with sodomy — locals tell you that birds fly over the city using only one wing, the other covering their posterior

In tasveer, bhy ij Jahil HamIED cobering hij posterior with one haath wing hainji? Ij that reflex ackshun from hij muj days in Afghanistan while doing jeehard against the Soviets?
RCase Ji :

That is his "Speak No Evil" Posture!

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Peregrine wrote:Guddha Kaun?

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^^^
ghulam ka ghulam ya gaddha ka gaddha? :)
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RCase wrote:^^^
ghulam ka ghulam ya gaddha ka gaddha? :)
Lal-mullah, do joo remember? In Kave Kamplex No. 9211 tora bora, it waj beliebed that paki gadhaj are like dhobi ka kuttaj. Naa ghar ka, naa khaat ka.
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Bismillah Kish-ullah
Bhere, I ask Bhere did joo chance upon that briceless bhoto hain ji?

I yam istill rotfling after many goat pleats.
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yes diyar al-misri, if i totally recall, those pak-e-gaddhas were done from both ghar and ghat ends all the way from tora bora to pindi
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so this one muji seems to have 10 times the royal treajury right now in cash no less -- ij this why the caves were empty? lojing to competition -

http://imgur.com/a/DYU2e
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Look at how the Bangladeshi cricketer is painted dark by fair pakis :D

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Gagan wrote:Bismillah Kish-ullah
Bhere, I ask Bhere did joo chance upon that briceless bhoto hain ji?

I yam istill rotfling after many goat pleats.
:rotfl:
Peece und plessing be to juu, phound them on tweeter. :mrgreen:

neu "Non State Actors" phrom bakistan. :D
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Rony wrote:Look at how the Bangladeshi cricketer is painted dark by fair pakis :D
Misportunately, juu have misunderstood the bicture. Bakis have glorified bangladeshis. Al-kaaba ij all black, so are bagladeshis.

Dhere ij no racism invoolved heere.
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eej eet a neu taipe oph black pearl hain ji?
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Lalmohan wrote:eej eet a neu taipe oph black pearl hain ji?
hmmm True. Blaack "Ashna" Inshalllaalalalalalalah, Thrue "love" exists onli in malsi (religion of pieces) :mrgreen:

Lalmullah, ek genuinee pooch. how to claim saint valentine eej a mujlim hence Vaalentine's day is ijlamic?? 8)
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Kish-ullah, that ij e-jee.

Muslims ruled over Palestine for 1000 years, hence it belongs to Muslims. Using BENIS modification sbelling, it will pecome Balestine and the Bakistani pronunciation will turn it into Balentine (Valentine). Ijlam has always been a religion of peace and lub, all the taime. Misphortunately, the kuffars took the lub part and declared one day for showing their lub.

Hence Valentine's day ij ijlamic. 8)
Remember: Everything in this world was already revealed in the pook and all major inwhenshuns were done by ijlamic skolars.
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R-Kasimullah,

Bhat you say is bhat murtads say, I whill guide you to light that our bro-phet had trumpetted hence I ishoo this fartwah Co(e)rrection :--
Ijjlam is the religion of LUBE and piss. There is no need for Balentines day! Becos: Pissmillah we have balentines day whith all the pretty boys ebery day. Everyday we buy them toffee, then we buy some LUBE and then we go to a room and celebrate.

Balentines day is onleee one day celebration of ijjlam, hence harraaaaam!
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Peregrine wrote:Guddha Kaun?

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