Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv Newj

rajanb · Post by **rajanb** » 08 Jan 2013 10:06

^^^^ Ij hee kiseeng eem tu thankh heem phor the very pleasaant Gubo? Bhat a saxee bhaist he haj, hainjee? Butter dan lalmullah's ayeshas. Eye yam suar Lalmullah haj maid heem lyfe membar oph kave komplex 69 aphtar seeing photu, bith out entree phee.

Lalmohan · Post by **Lalmohan** » 08 Jan 2013 13:34

butt, whu ij entaaring whum? so much biratherlee laabh makes the heart warm onlee no?

Multatuli · Post by **Multatuli** » 09 Jan 2013 12:11

Art and astronomy: more lunacy from Planet Islam

WHILE “a leading” Islamic astronomer was telling engineers in Kuwait earlier this month that scientists had “proved” the existence of life on other planets, an arts college in Pakistan found itself facing the wrath of Muslim clerics for “homo-erotic” paintings that appeared in its Journal of Contemporary Art and Culture.

As far as I can make out, no one batted an eyelid when Dr Saleh Al-Ojeiri, described here as “a model to follow by those thirsty for knowledge” asserted that scientists had conducted research on other planets and discovered many creatures different from those on earth in terms of size and form. He stressed that Jupiter, for example:

Is 1,200 times bigger than Earth, and so are the creatures living on it.

But in Pakistan, don’t get ’em started on Uranus … or anyone else’s!

All hell broke loose at around the same time when the National College of Arts in the eastern city of Lahore – long regarded as one of the leading defenders of liberal views in the country – permitted a series of paintings depicting Muslim clerics in scenes “with strong homosexual overtones”, to appear in its journal

In the face threats of violence by Islamic extremists, the college shut down the journal, pulled all its issues out of bookstores and dissolved its editorial department.

Read the rest here:

http://freethinker.co.uk/2012/12/29/art ... net-islam/

Some of the paintings:

http://sheikyermami.com/wp-content/uplo ... al-art.jpg

Sushupti · Post by **Sushupti** » 10 Jan 2013 01:47

A Baki peace activist

and her "Peace"

kish · Post by **kish** » 10 Jan 2013 03:01

I hab heard dat baki phoren minishter wanted "third party verification". I too haave a doubt, is she a female? caann i check dat?

aiy amm third party onlyee not her hujband or bf (bilawal).

partha · Post by **partha** » 10 Jan 2013 07:05

AoA!

rajanb · Post by **rajanb** » 10 Jan 2013 10:26

^^^^ Eye thawt teyt onlee wimmens hayd melting pots, hainji?

Lalmohan · Post by **Lalmohan** » 10 Jan 2013 14:32

zaied hamied has the biggest melting pot, marogolis has confirmed it
(and he is whiteman, so it must be true)

kapilrdave · Post by **kapilrdave** » 10 Jan 2013 17:26

kish wrote:I hab heard dat baki phoren minishter wanted "third party verification". I too haave a doubt, is she a female? caann i check dat?
aiy amm third party onlyee not her hujband or bf (bilawal).

Ophkorse ju kan cheque. The tit ij prohibited onlee phor tat. Eye ajjume ju are naat tat.

http://www.rediff.com/news/slide-show/s ... 130109.htm

rajanb · Post by **rajanb** » 10 Jan 2013 21:44

kapilrdave wrote:
kish wrote:I hab heard dat baki phoren minishter wanted "third party verification". I too haave a doubt, is she a female? caann i check dat?
aiy amm third party onlyee not her hujband or bf (bilawal).
Ophkorse ju kan cheque. The tit ij prohibited onlee phor tat. Eye ajjume ju are naat tat.

http://www.rediff.com/news/slide-show/s ... 130109.htm

Iph ju awr Tat, ju hab de ryghte tu chuck in udder plajes tu. Pleej tu gib reeport een treeplikate.

Dee-eye- jee oph Eye ess eye.

Sushupti · Post by **Sushupti** » 11 Jan 2013 08:59

Chinmayanand · Post by **Chinmayanand** » 11 Jan 2013 16:35

rajanb · Post by **rajanb** » 11 Jan 2013 17:06

^^^^^
Maulaners!

Lukj lyke the Prithvi ij a beegar mijjilee dan de babur. Yand day hab noe tit phor tat aljo. Bhat ij hapeeneeng tu de Pa'apijtanijees?

Pleej eggsplain.

Lalmohan · Post by **Lalmohan** » 11 Jan 2013 17:09

are ju boling that mijjile ij in tit?

jamwal · Post by **jamwal** » 11 Jan 2013 17:31

This is butt a bious jihadi woeman gets in jannat

RCase · Post by **RCase** » 12 Jan 2013 01:54

Sushupti wrote:

Maulaners, wajnt Sauth Korea gel-ass of Sauth Asia and learned everything from Al Bakistan? K-Pop singer Psy of Gangnnam istyle musht habe learned hij movjes from our P-Pop ghazi istar with all thoj hoors doing one pound fish istyle.

Misphortunately, P-Pop did naat become as phamous as K-Pop due to saazish of RAA, Mossad and See-Eye-Yea to dephame Ijlam and the Bakistan, just like our dekhonomy.

Agnimitra · Post by **Agnimitra** » 12 Jan 2013 02:51

partha wrote:

Sud this be on OIT thread?
Zaid Hamid is showing hij outsized chootar to mustaqbil (back to the future).

Chinmayanand · Post by **Chinmayanand** » 12 Jan 2013 11:00

Bhile shoaib pro ij making luv to pro shahid , sania ij waiting bhor LMU grads . Hurry , first four LMU grads onlee...

Mahendra · Post by **Mahendra** » 12 Jan 2013 14:12

Lilo · Post by **Lilo** » 12 Jan 2013 18:53

^ Me too Pass or Sania can wait phor her turn pehind the line of Kuspoos outside my cave.

In the mean-e-time,
PUBH Zaid HamIED's latest Farmao's ass pelow

Now when we have shot down the "drone" of Altaf, let us come back to the national security.

Today, was one of the worst day of massacres and terrorism within the country. Over a 100 died and nearly 250 wounded in almost a dozen violent acts of mass murders. The line of Control in Kashmir is now red hot with more fighting today and another shaheed from our side.

Indians had threatened revenge from "non military" means and we saw this day of carnage and mass murders in Karachi, Quetta, Swat and FATA and even in Pak-Afghan border. This is the 4th and 5th Generation war we had been warning you about but the idiots and the skeptics kept mocking us. Now the war is upon us!!

The nation and its leaders do not want to do tauba. We see no seriousness at any level. Media, government, judiciary, political parties -- it is a mass circus and carnival, oblivious of the deadly threats that have gathered within and on borders.

The last straw would be the anarchy in Islamabad which is now expected within the next 4 days! May Allah protect Pakistan. MQM and TTP would be coming to Islamabad in these times of anarchy and war. These are seriously dangerous developments.

Pakistan army is already deployed, alerted and issued with ammunition. They are isolated, surrounded and being attacked not just by the Indians at LoC but also by the traitors in media and terrorists in TTP, ANP, BLA and MQM. It is a desperate war now.

We assure our armed forces that we stand with them and would fight alongside them not just through the pen and the USB but also with bullets when the time comes. We are ready too, armed and booted.

When history of the present times will be written, the future historians would be appalled at the stupidity, treason and criminal negligence of the present leadership at all levels.

To all idiots who still wish to remain in denial and still attack Pak army -- wait for the judgement from Allah now. Time for tauba is long gone.

ZH

What -e phuck does thijj fighting with USB imply hain ?
Does Zaid (piss be upon him) speak so pecause it can be inserted from pehind ?

Baikul · Post by **Baikul** » 12 Jan 2013 21:36

^^^ Sirjee, first bhat doej Zaid Hamid (BPUH) mean "fight with pen"?

Ij he farmaoing that he ij a suar in a pen, I pucho?

rajanb · Post by **rajanb** » 12 Jan 2013 21:44

I sochho dat hee ij ejucateeng uj mango apduls abowt deeferant su-positorij dat he ujes bhen he haj constanteepashun.

USB su-positorij to download
Pen su-positorij to upload
Bullit su-positorij to gib playjure

May arrah gib heem moar ejjucashun.

Mahendra · Post by **Mahendra** » 12 Jan 2013 21:56

A usb in hand is bettar than bullet in gaand

Chinmayanand · Post by **Chinmayanand** » 13 Jan 2013 11:12

Even a doggie knows bakistan ka matlab kya , dekho pelow

joygoswami · Post by **joygoswami** » 13 Jan 2013 13:10

Kala Commandu Zahil HamIED PBUH (piss be upon him) ready phor Ghazwa-E-Porke

Baikul · Post by **Baikul** » 13 Jan 2013 13:40

^^^ Diyar Mauleners, Zaid Hamid's eye holes are phor dekhoing.

Bhat ij the mouth hole phor, hain ji?

Mahendra · Post by **Mahendra** » 13 Jan 2013 14:39

Smoking Chinese Cigar onlee

Harshad · Post by **Harshad** » 14 Jan 2013 02:03

Shabab Sharaab and Benaqaab

Anujan · Post by **Anujan** » 14 Jan 2013 02:18

Zion Hamid ready for Ghazwa-e-Behind.

Gagan · Post by **Gagan** » 15 Jan 2013 03:20

Gazwa-e-(be)Hind

To be precise...

Gagan · Post by **Gagan** » 15 Jan 2013 03:21

Or Pakistan Visa

Sushupti · Post by **Sushupti** » 16 Jan 2013 08:30

Molvi Murgh Dance

partha · Post by **partha** » 16 Jan 2013 11:29

^
Benis Kaamet.

joygoswami · Post by **joygoswami** » 16 Jan 2013 12:49

Someone spake bout Benis Kaamet, it quickly reminded me of this old heera

krishnan · Post by **krishnan** » 16 Jan 2013 12:56

kish · Post by **kish** » 16 Jan 2013 21:42

Reuters file photo of Saudi policemen

baki 4fathers daark lyke ebil yindoos??

member_23858 · Post by **member_23858** » 17 Jan 2013 00:18

i haab a puch phar the maulaners....
Bhy ijh paki "wh0ree" 'mongrel' warreed about "war mongering" phrom Ibyl Hindus

Mahendra · Post by **Mahendra** » 17 Jan 2013 00:41

Oh don't worry war Mungeri Lal Khar was only watching haseen sapne

RoyG · Post by **RoyG** » 17 Jan 2013 01:23

Sushupti wrote:Molvi Murgh Dance

Bhat ij dis?

Lalmohan · Post by **Lalmohan** » 17 Jan 2013 02:13

gawd i hope that woman is there with her security detail!?