Terrorist Islamic Republic of Pakistan - Feb 21, 2013

anupmisra · Post by **anupmisra** » 07 May 2013 22:43

Warning: Afghanistan warns Pakistan after border clash erupts again
Counter Warning: Pakistan warns Afghanistan to show restraint

Benis moment.

Comer · Post by **Comer** » 07 May 2013 22:50

JE Menon wrote:More like grabbity....

I don't know why the fourth mard fell off. If only some intrepid muj dubs yakety sax on this four stooges video.

sanjaykumar · Post by **sanjaykumar** » 07 May 2013 22:51

Yes the neurosurgery wards of India are open.

Prem · Post by **Prem** » 07 May 2013 23:09

Kska Ashna thaa
Musharraf ‘wants’ graceful 2nd exile

ASSFAQABAD; five-member US Congressional delegation held a secret meeting with former President Pervez Musharraf on Wednesday at his Chak Shahzad sub-jail residence, reliable sources confirmed to The Nation.Led by Senator Joe Donnelly, the delegation included Senators Heidi Heitkamp, Tammy Baldwin and Chris Murphy, and Congressman Peter Welch. US Ambassador to Pakistan Richard Olson also accompanied them. They discussed with Musharraf the current status of his trail and its impact on his party and country’s political situation.
The former dictator reportedly told the US legislators that he did not want to leave the country as a deserter but with dignity and honour. He told them that he, being an Army commando, was not afraid of cases against him but he wanted justice from the investigators and the higher courts.This meeting is significant as some media reports say that the military establishment as well as the present caretaker government wanted a safe and dignified passage for the former military ruler to leave the country. But Musharraf’s close aides insist that he won’t leave the country without settling the cases against him.Sources also said that Musharraf told the US legislators that he did not trust the courts because the KLP lawyers’ community and DLP Judge seek to take revenge from him because of his past actions against the judiciary. He also complained that his close associates too were in hot waters these days and facing fake cases from the lawyers’ community.When contacted, Islamabad Deputy Commissioner Aamir Saeed said that he was unaware of this meeting and that “no permission was issued by my office to this affect”. .The same day Army Chief Gen Ashfaq Kayani, in a speech at army headquarters marking Martyr’s Day, hinted that he was unhappy with the detention of the retired general. In a veiled reference to the legal troubles dogging Musharraf, who has been placed under and over treason-related charges, he said: “In my opinion, it is not merely retribution, but awareness and participation of the masses that can truly end this game of hide-and-seek between democracy and dictatorship.”
Staff Reporters add: Before concluding their three-day visit, the congressional team met with Chief of Army Staff General Assfaq Parvez Kiyani, Defence Secretary Lt-Gen (r) Asif Yaseen Malik, Foreign Secretary Jalil Abbas Jilani, Election Commission Secretary I shit I Ack Ahmuck Khaan and representatives of civil society and discussed the current status of bilateral relations, forthcoming elections in Pakistan and regional issues, including the situation in Afghanistan.
. The US side also took note of Pakistan’s efforts for regional peace and prosperity.On their visit to the Ministry of Defence, the US delegation was briefed on important issues relating to bilateral ties, particularly those related to cooperation in war against militancy and terrorism. The US congressmen expressed satisfaction over Pakistan’s efforts, role and support in the war against terror.Later, a meeting held between Senator Donelly and Defence Secretary Asif Yasin focused on regional security matters.

vivek_ahuja · Post by **vivek_ahuja** » 07 May 2013 23:23

The former dictator reportedly told the US legislators that he did not want to leave the country as a deserter but with dignity and honour. He told them that he, being an Army commando , was not afraid of cases against him but he wanted justice from the investigators and the higher courts.

Highlighted the best part in the above.

Mahendra · Post by **Mahendra** » 07 May 2013 23:32

sanjaykumar wrote:Yes the neurosurgery wards of India are open.

Colorectal would be a better speciality to cater to his wounds

vivek.rao · Post by **vivek.rao** » 07 May 2013 23:41

http://timesofindia.indiatimes.com/worl ... 916533.cms
Caste plays dominant role in Pak elections

Are there castes in Islamic country of Pakistan?

Anujan · Post by **Anujan** » 08 May 2013 00:27

Didn't mush also want a dignified downhill ski from kargil? Remember India promised safe passage to downhill skiiers?

Prem · Post by **Prem** » 08 May 2013 01:34

Anujan wrote:Didn't mush also want a dignified downhill ski from kargil? Remember India promised safe passage to downhill skiiers?

Surprise, surprise, he did not claim like Nosey that Pakistan is a Mushlinked nation and he is the Mushlink and natural farter.

partha · Post by **partha** » 08 May 2013 02:04

pentaiah · Post by **pentaiah** » 08 May 2013 02:07

its all aunt Jamima Khan and jewish conspiracy to take out Imran Khan said PPP activist

Imran Khan, Jewish agent

‘Imran Khan, Jewish agent’: welcome to the wonderful world of Pakistani politics

"However another dimension of emerging discourse focusing on his “Jewish connections” is concurrently undermining Imran Khan’s efforts to become the first cricket playing Prime Minister of Pakistan. The discourse draws upon the ever-present concerns in Pakistan of a concerted Christian-Jewish-Hindu conspiracy to weaken or even dismember Pakistan."

Raja Bose · Post by **Raja Bose** » 08 May 2013 02:15

Anujan wrote:Didn't mush also want a dignified downhill ski from kargil? Remember India promised safe passage to downhill skiiers?

He need not worry. He will be given a dignified burial after being lowered with dignity from a tall fair tight lamp post in a ceremony conducted in his honour.

Mihaylo · Post by **Mihaylo** » 08 May 2013 02:19

ArmenT wrote:
joygoswami wrote:Im the dim falling down from the lifter

Head injury they say. Im the Dim would be totally Dim after this incident.

-M

JE Menon · Post by **JE Menon** » 08 May 2013 02:53

>>don't know why the fourth mard fell off

It was a "sympathetic" fall. In short, the moron realised it was his fault and quickly "fell" off himself to avoid instant retribution. I'm damn sure he was uninjured or only sustained minor scratches on his nuts when he scratched them later trying to remember why he jumped. This is a particular pak problem causd by sudden lack of oxygen after an act of extreme stupidity. An oxyjackass for short, older brother of oxymoron.

ramana · Post by **ramana** » 08 May 2013 03:24

Was he fearing vacuum short circuit?

SSridhar · Post by **SSridhar** » 08 May 2013 03:54

JEM, too much . . .

Agnimitra · Post by **Agnimitra** » 08 May 2013 04:06

RajeshA wrote:So if Im the Dim is not going to be the PM as wished by Britannia and TSPA, who is? This is Allah's vengeance on Britannia!

It is all because British voters voted for UKIP in municipal elections who are against importing more Pakis! So Allah did away with their pawn in the game!

Pakistan Pain-in-the-butt!

Not really RajeshA ji. This could probably create a sympathy tsunami in favour of IK. The Paki media today has gone berserk with his messages telecast from hospital.

sadhana · Post by **sadhana** » 08 May 2013 04:12

http://www.chron.com/news/world/article ... 494962.php

One of Pakistan's most prominent politicians, former cricket star Imran Khan, fell at a political rally Tuesday, leaving him with two hairline skull fractures

http://timesofindia.indiatimes.com/worl ... 941469.cms

Khan, 61, fell from the forklift along with his security guards from a height of around 15 ft after losing balance as the lift was about to reach the top of the stage. "He first fell on to the roof of the lifter, and then to the ground. His head was hit by an iron rod on the roof," said the driver of the forklift.

He said doctors stitched wounds to the front and back of his head. "Khan had as many as 16 stitches due to the injuries he sustained at the back of his head," hospital authorities said.

RCase · Post by **RCase** » 08 May 2013 04:39

I guess sun roof lever packs more punch than forklift lever. The fork lift lever knocks one unconscious with hair line fractures , whereas the sun roof lever knocks out the living daylights!

krisna · Post by **krisna** » 08 May 2013 04:44

Im the dim -This is one of my many falls in politics.

Musharraff-- come to me im the dim,I can show how you can ~~fall~~ downhill skii

botox babe- you slimy bast@rd you just escaped.

dus percenti- Im the dim has lost one of the many political lives. come to me for lessons- will reduce my fee dus percent.

billwal- im the dim is truly dim, better escape out of pukistan.

taliban- true apduls do not fall, hence you are a wajib ul cutlet.

kiyanahi- kuch kiya nahi Im the dim better behave varna will have a true fall.

Prem · Post by **Prem** » 08 May 2013 06:22

Only Islam is a Religion Of Peace
Thinking Aloud : Myth of Buddhist non-violence — Raaw Azz Me

Buddhism is almost universally regarded as synonymous with peace, tolerance and non-violence. On the other hand, so strong and widespread is the perception of Muslims as the source of intolerance and violence in this world that people seem to overlook not just the past but also the present when it comes to judging all the rest, and not just Buddhists.A 2009 book Buddhist Warfare, by Michael Jerryson and Mark Juergensmeyer, is introduced in these words: “Though traditionally regarded as a peaceful religion, Buddhism has a dark side. On multiple occasions over the past 15 centuries, Buddhist leaders have sanctioned violence, and even war. The eight essays in this book...show that Buddhist organisations have used religious images and rhetoric to support military conquest throughout history.”In the Nirvana Sutra, the Buddha is said to have killed some Hindus (Brahmins) in one of his past lives because they insulted the Buddhist sutras (scriptures). “When I heard the Brahmins slandering the ‘vaipulya sutras’, I put them to death on the spot.” Professor Paul Damieville is quoted by Danios (http://www.loonwatch.com) as writing that Buddhists justify killing infidels (icchantika) for a number of reasons, one being pity. Bizarrely also called ‘compassionate killing’, its supposed aim is “to help [them] avoid the punishment they had accrued by committing evil deeds while continuously slandering Buddhism.”Another reason is defence of the Buddhist faith. “When the dharma is threatened, it is necessary to ruthlessly fight against the forces of evil.” The Nirvana Sutra is unambiguous on this subject: “The [true] follower of the Mahayana is not the one who observes the five precepts, but the one who uses the sword, bow, arrow, and battle ax to protect the monks who uphold the precepts and who are pure.”Putting unbelievers to death carries no sin and is not bad karma. According to Demieville, the Buddha says in the Nirvana Sutra that the status of the infidel is lower than that of ants. “One may well kill an ant and earn sin for doing harm, but there is no sin for killing an icchantika.” Besides, killing can in any event be excused if it is done by the right person, especially a ‘dharma-protecting king’.
Danios concludes: “Buddhist Warfare provides many other examples of the theological justifications for waging war and killing, but these shall suffice us for now. They provide the religious basis for Buddhist holy war: (1) Killing those who slander Buddhism as a necessity; (2) Anyone who rejects Buddhism is by default slandering it; (3) Killing infidels carries no sin; (4) In fact, it is not really killing at all.”Seen in this light, the current anti-Muslim hate campaign and violence in Myanmar seems not to be the exception, but rather in line with both Buddhist scripture and history. According to a BBC report by Alan Strathern, it is spearheaded by the ‘969 group’, led by a monk, Ashin Wirathu, who was jailed in 2003 for inciting religious hatred and released in 2012.The rioting in Rakhine followed an alleged rape. In a subsequent incident in central Burma, rioting resulted from an argument between the Muslim owner of a gold shop and an ethnic Burmese customer. In the latest incident, a Muslim girl on a bicycle colliding with a monk led to rioting. It seems that anti-Muslim pogroms can happen in Myanmar virtually at the drop of a hat. These incidents have resulted in hundreds of Muslims killed, many hundreds of houses torched and thousands turned into refugees. All this happened while the police just stood and watched.
In Sri Lanka, the issue of halal slaughter has suddenly been turned into a national crisis. Led by monks, members of the Bodu Bala Sena (the Buddhist Brigade) have been holding rallies calling for direct action and the boycotting of Muslim businesses. Objection to the size of Muslim families is thrown in for good measure.In any list of countries where coups have been endemic, Thailand will rank high. According to one count, it had have 11 ‘successful and nine ‘unsuccessful’ coups in the 20th century. One such coup was accompanied by the Massacre of October 6, 1976, in which student and other protesters were attacked by the military, “shot, beaten and their bodies mutilated.” Hundreds were killed.
In 1999, hundreds of Buddhist monks in South Korea staged a pitched battle over control of the country’s richest monastic order. According to the BBC correspondent, Andrew Wood, “”the fight is not about theology, it is about power and money. They are struggling for control of the temple complex, which is headquarters to the largest order of Buddhist monasticism in South Korea. The sect claims around 10 million followers.” It was the second major clash between Chogye monks in nine months. Thai and Cambodian troops have repeatedly fought over control of the 900-year-old Preah Vihear temple on their border.Given the general perception of Buddhists as the ‘nice guys’ of this world (no prizes for guessing who the ‘bad guys’ are!), I conclude with Professor Michael Jerryson’s disclaimer: “Our intention is not to argue that Buddhists are angry, violent people — but rather that Buddhists are people, and thus share the same human spectrum of emotions, which includes the penchant for violence.”

Joseph · Post by **Joseph** » 08 May 2013 06:29

Narad wrote:For a second I thought if this could be the sunroof lever moment of our peeloved khalifa.

But the good news is that he has promised to cure himself within 90 days of becoming the PM.

Edit: A more pious video

With so many crazy things happening in Pakistan, I expected him to have a medical team with a stretcher on standby at his public appearances. To see him carried out like that was amazing.

Pranav · Post by **Pranav** » 08 May 2013 06:36

He seems to be faking and milking the incident for sympathy. Judging from the way he was moving his neck in the hospital video, he is not seriously injured at all.

Anujan · Post by **Anujan** » 08 May 2013 06:37

How convenient. Articles about buddhism being a violent religion comes aptly when Pakis are developing Khujli over Rohingya people in Burma. Ofcourse Pakis wont offer them asylum because they are SDRE.

Aditya_V · Post by **Aditya_V** » 08 May 2013 06:58

Anujan wrote:How convenient. Articles about buddhism being a violent religion comes aptly when Pakis are developing Khujli over Rohingya people in Burma. Ofcourse Pakis wont offer them asylum because they are SDRE.

This is very good, knowing the Paki mind this manufactured Budhist hatred will manifest into a major attack by non state actors on the Chinese one day.

RamaY · Post by **RamaY** » 08 May 2013 07:58

Buddhists justify killing infidels (icchantika) for a number of reasons, one being pity. Bizarrely also called ‘compassionate killing’, its supposed aim is “to help [them] avoid the punishment they had accrued by committing evil deeds while continuously slandering Buddhism

Have mercy, kill a Paki!

ramana · Post by **ramana** » 08 May 2013 09:57

RamaY wrote:
Buddhists justify killing infidels (icchantika) for a number of reasons, one being pity. Bizarrely also called ‘compassionate killing’, its supposed aim is “to help [them] avoid the punishment they had accrued by committing evil deeds while continuously slandering Buddhism
Have mercy, kill a Paki!

I thought massa adopted this one. We nuked Hiroshima to save lives.
This hurts me more than it hurts you!

partha · Post by **partha** » 08 May 2013 13:12

LOL

http://blogs.tribune.com.pk/story/17179 ... an-cinema/

I am from Pakistan and I will be celebrating 100 years of Indian cinema

there is this one message I want to send across the border. On May 3, 1913, Dadasaheb Phalke, an Indian director, producer and screenwriter, released India’s first full-length feature film titled Raja Harishchandra. I did some quick math, failed, tried again and in due time figured that this happened 34 years before the partition. For over three decades after its first release, the Indian film industry produced numerous films many of which originated in Lahore, present-day Pakistan.

As the Indian film industry completes 100 years of cinema this year, quite certainly an achievement of mammoth proportions, I as a Pakistani who is also a direct descendent of a citizen of United India and a Bollywood fanatic, have every right to partake in the celebrations.

This is a rare and rather unique event where both nations have the opportunity to be jointly proud of achieving a milestone together, even if the team work to attain this goal comprised 34 per cent of the overall effort.

He also probably believes Bin Qasim founded Pakistan in 8th century.

I am watching you, India, and I love watching you, the same way you love watching Pakistan destroy that middle stump with a fierce yorker.

What losers these Pakis!

partha · Post by **partha** » 08 May 2013 13:16

We the Pakistanis who are the direct descendants of United India demand that Government Of India cover all Pakistanis from Kashmir to FATA under the Food Security Bill.

JE Menon · Post by **JE Menon** » 08 May 2013 13:20

>>even if the team work to attain this goal comprised 34 per cent of the overall effort.

And that, is already 24% more than they needed to do; 10% would have sufficed given the Indo-Pak Human Equivalence Constant.

partha · Post by **partha** » 08 May 2013 13:29

We need a new term for Pakis who are desperate & try too hard to some how fit into the Indian scheme of things & end up failing each and every time.

Lalmohan · Post by **Lalmohan** » 08 May 2013 13:44

Kiwi fruit? Brown on the outside, but green on the inside?

chetak · Post by **chetak** » 08 May 2013 13:49

partha wrote:We need a new term for Pakis who are desperate & try too hard to some how fit into the Indian scheme of things & end up failing each and every time.

Seems like an increasing trend of such unwanted paki ass lickers

They should stick to their own little part of hell in the land of the pure.

Comer · Post by **Comer** » 08 May 2013 14:09

partha wrote:We need a new term for Pakis who are desperate & try too hard to some how fit into the Indian scheme of things & end up failing each and every time.

Term exists already : bull cattle. They graze where the grass is greener and produce lot of bulls hit. And greenest think these people are fit to be bull cattled.
On second thoughts,grazi sounds good.

Gagan · Post by **Gagan** » 08 May 2013 15:36

Imran Khan's CT head shows brain injury

After he didn't regain conciousness after half an hour another CT was done and it showed
http://fc07.deviantart.net/fs41/i/2009/ ... by_Dz2.jpg

anupmisra · Post by **anupmisra** » 08 May 2013 16:02

Lalmohan wrote:Kiwi fruit? Brown on the outside, but green on the inside?

And sour too.

suryag · Post by **suryag** » 08 May 2013 16:03

read somewhere that badmaash is leading in the polls

anupmisra · Post by **anupmisra** » 08 May 2013 16:06

partha wrote:http://blogs.tribune.com.pk/story/17179 ... an-cinema/
I as a Pakistani who is also a direct descendent of a citizen of United India...have every right to partake in the celebrations.

Mark my words. These inbreds will one day claim ownership of everything India stands for today and is known for, historically and culturally.

AbhiJ · Post by **AbhiJ** » 08 May 2013 17:45

anupmisra wrote: Mark my words. These inbreds will one day claim ownership of everything India stands for today and is known for, historically and culturally.

Islam is a great design which would prevent the Baki Abduls from sucking upto Shirk!

Rony · Post by **Rony** » 08 May 2013 18:18

anupmisra wrote:Mark my words. These inbreds will one day claim ownership of everything India stands for today and is known for, historically and culturally.

LoL, some of the westernized secular Pakis are already doing that !
Indus valley civilization is Pakistani because it is called "Harappan civilization" (never mind most of the Indus sites are in present day India),
Pakistanis are real Aryans because vedic religion originated in greater punjab. (They are fully into AIT)
"Real India" is actually what is today Pakistan etc etc .

AbhiJ wrote:Islam is a great design which would prevent the Baki Abduls from sucking upto Shirk!

The Greens ofcourse wont claim it. But the secular liberal pakis will increasingly try to stake claim to Indian civilization to get some respect from outside world. Otherwise who will look at the Pakis beyond terrorism ?