D'Immy, a Gandhian?
Calls for 'Civil Disobedience Movement'.
Imran Khan today declared a "civil disobedience movement" against the Nawaz Sharif-led government, saying "the country's future is bleak under the rule of businessmen"
I have called for the civil disobedience movement for you, not for myself. We will not pay taxes, electricity or gas bills"
...while giving a speech which he described as the most important of his political career
But unlike the Mahatma, D'Immy veered off the spirit of the movement by declaring:
Mr Khan said he will not be able to hold back his supporters if his demands are not met within two days
"I assure you that when I finish my speech, and if you do what I ask you to, then no one can stop a naya Pakistan from being made."
"We will celebrate independence for two days over here"
After hearing D'Immy's ground breaking, earth shattering, paradigm shifting speech, all gathered pakis became delirious and ran around in circles to drumbeats. Mothers named their unborn kids "D'Immy". Oaths were taken that "from now on, no paki will pay tax, fly in business class or buy a Mercedes as his second and third car or eat in Michelin star restaurants".
Take that, you Badmaash-Sharief.