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Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv

Postby Mihaylo » 03 Nov 2014 22:04

kancha wrote:Donkey Jihad!

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Ij the security guard also checking if the donkey is circumcised. The donkey might have been sent by RAW..ju see.

-Mullah M

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Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv

Postby RSoami » 03 Nov 2014 22:06

Its to protect against donkey bomb joo kufr.

Donkey bomb kills four in Pakistan: officials

http://gulfnews.com/news/world/pakistan ... -1.1087861

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Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv

Postby archan » 03 Nov 2014 22:28

Ij it a noosebaber on the dunkey's eyes? I think that the dunkey ij reeding noose. In the land-e-bure even dunkies are litterate.

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Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv

Postby vishvak » 03 Nov 2014 23:56

Thoj who put bumj on donkiej aljo can putj bumj on khuspoo goatj.

Thoj who grobe donkiej can aljo grobe khuspoo goatj.

Pakistan ka matlab kyaa?
Allah eij merciful to, (and only to), the peliever.

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Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv

Postby partha » 04 Nov 2014 08:18

Shreeman wrote:Abdul is smart. Very motivated. He looks around, there are floods here, kidnapping there, kufr everywhere dropping national bird excreta. Why? What have these people, peaceful people done to deserve this.

Yindia firing mortars on Bakistan from east.
Afghanistan firing on Bakistan from west.
Iran firing mortars on Bakistan from south west.
Amreeka firing from above using drones.
Bakistan also firing on Bakistan.

Bakistan ij the target for everyone. I bropose "Nishana-e-Bakistan" award for Bakistan.

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Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv

Postby Shreeman » 04 Nov 2014 08:57

kancha wrote:Donkey Jihad!

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What precisely ij going on with the b@lls of the said animal? Is there even a chance for "sukh ka saans" for the poor animal with the chain?

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Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv

Postby partha » 04 Nov 2014 11:48

Today's RAPE diary entry:
Very busy day. Closely watching US mid term polls.

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Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv

Postby RCase » 04 Nov 2014 20:25

^^^
Pulis chacha ij konphused onlee with angrezi-erdoo transrelashuns.
Dankey == ass == bum.
For martial race Bakis, 'bum' gets them all eggcited at the prospect of jannah and hence the tender loving care.
Bakistan is the worlds first asslamic powered weapons state in the world.

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Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv

Postby member_28397 » 06 Nov 2014 00:37

RCase wrote:^^^
Pulis chacha ij konphused onlee with angrezi-erdoo transrelashuns.
Dankey == ass == bum.
For martial race Bakis, 'bum' gets them all eggcited at the prospect of jannah and hence the tender loving care.
Bakistan is the worlds first asslamic powered weapons state in the world.


asslamic bum has been given by piss be upon him to pissful martial rape of bakistan. bakistan will embrace 72 by using asslamic bombs on bakistani ppl. :((

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Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv

Postby Prem » 06 Nov 2014 00:53

Mihaylo wrote:
kancha wrote:Donkey Jihad!
Ij the security guard also checking if the donkey is circumcised. The donkey might have been sent by RAW..ju see.-Mullah M


Searching for lost ebiidence of sooside bumbing in donkey's tummy.

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Postby Shreeman » 06 Nov 2014 02:30

^^^ I am surprised and saddened that no one cares about the chain tugging at the dunkey's crown jewels.


Kuschen: How do you get out of a brick kiln job in bakistan.
Anser: Throw out a kopy of al-kitab.

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Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv

Postby Mahendra » 06 Nov 2014 02:45

kitabe bahut si padhi hogi tumne
bata mere chehre pe kya kya likha hai
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Bosullah's baharwali on Halloween ( Al Ameen in Bakistan) night

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Postby Shreeman » 06 Nov 2014 03:38

Requijit warnings are needed pefore disblaying al-chehra. It ij not only kibbers that tend to repeat. Even a low rejolution bicchar kan remind you of every meal in the last weak.

Blij to link al-halaal bichhars with warnings onlee. Think of the boor mujahids, even the dunkey krown jewels, al-cusp, were more toleraple.

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Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv

Postby abhijitm » 06 Nov 2014 08:34

Mahendra wrote:Image

Bosullah's baharwali on Halloween ( Al Ameen in Bakistan) night


madam jalebi bai lap dance.

Jalebi bai looks happier than abor birader.

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Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv

Postby wig » 06 Nov 2014 11:55

Herald exclusive: The diary of Bilawal Bhutto Zardari

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Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv

Postby RCase » 06 Nov 2014 12:11

Shreeman wrote:^^^ I am surprised and saddened that no one cares about the chain tugging at the dunkey's crown jewels.


That ij a Baki PDAssM dunkey that ij into RoPes, chains, whips and elektric shocks.

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Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv

Postby RCase » 06 Nov 2014 12:25

Shreeman wrote:Kuschen: How do you get out of a brick kiln job in bakistan.
Anser: Throw out a kopy of al-kitab.


Plj to kurrect kuschen.

Q. Haw do ju get into a brick kiln job in Bakistan?
A. Throw out a kopy of al-kitab (or any arabic scrawled paper will do too). Get kilned by bricks and then put in brick kiln. Sorry, once in, there ij no aut, just like malsi. (Only minorities need apply).

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Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv

Postby Shreeman » 06 Nov 2014 13:29

No, no. This ij not korrect. See:

A bakistani ij pious. He ij karrying al-kitap. Reading it on hij way to jumma namaaj. Misphortunately, hole in the ground.

Reading al+kitap, not looking where going. Bakistani at pottom of hole.

Look around, no way to get out. Lots of stones, some pricks.

Shout. No one comej to halp. All silense.

Throw stonej. All gaali galoj, then silense. No one comej to Halp.

Throw pricks, more gaali galoj, then silense. Still no one halps.

Throwj al kitaap, broplem solved.

Moral of the story -- throw al kitaap, get out of hole. Optain 72.
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Ponus material:

A bakistani engineer wasj going somewhere py train.

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Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv

Postby Shreeman » 06 Nov 2014 13:43

Akchually:

Kuschen: Why do bakistani prijon sells have no windowj?
anser: Pekauj inmatej will throw al-kitaap out to optain 72.

Kuschen: why did the flood waters rije when they reached bakistani sity?
anser: Bekauje all al kitaaps sank to the pottom (Or all sitijens did, take your pik).

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Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv

Postby Prem » 06 Nov 2014 23:26

The Birdeye View of National Bird of Pakistan

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vcFoN52P2oU

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Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv

Postby Gagan » 07 Nov 2014 11:51

Hazrat Jahil Ham-IED ij bissed at Al-Bolio vaccination

Allah reham kare!
It ij all CIA, Raa, Piological warphare onree

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Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv

Postby Nikhil T » 08 Nov 2014 09:17

I'm not even kidding, this is a real news article on Dawn.

Sharif in Beijing to hold talks with Chinese leaders and attend APEC summit

In a statement before leaving for the visit, the prime minister said he was going to China to save the people from extra loadshedding in summers. :rotfl:


Just how much electricity does Bakwas Sharif's house use?

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Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv

Postby M Joshi » 10 Nov 2014 02:33

Gagan wrote:Hazrat Jahil Ham-IED ij bissed at Al-Bolio vaccination

Allah reham kare!
It ij all CIA, Raa, Piological warphare onree


Bolio vakkseen iz kanspiracy to halal rakkets of us glorious bakistani mards. Bee should naat fall in this trap of kufar agents as said by Hazrat Lal Topi PBUH. Here isz brothers to keep obur mojo high..

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Never let your rakkets fall down. 72 of these abait you including the topiwalla if zu are into that kind aff thing. AoA!!

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Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv

Postby member_27991 » 10 Nov 2014 07:40

Koschhan:

Q. Aw mheni Bakistanis r kneaded to change a Light bulub?
A. None.

Beekhos there r no bulubs in Bakistan, they use the light they ghet from the blasts.

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Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv

Postby RCase » 10 Nov 2014 08:55

^^^
It doejn't matter. There ij no bijlee in Bakistan.

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Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv

Postby Agnimitra » 10 Nov 2014 10:22

Pyoor ashraf fyoochar leaderseep of Bakistan ij gibhing ispeech - eggjacktly like Babar gabe ispeech bephore doing hamla (on incestors oph Bakistanis):

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z7rAxmA_pZE


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Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv

Postby RCase » 11 Nov 2014 00:01

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We need to condom CIA/Mossad/RAW ajint Ma-lala (ij she yindoo bania?) by celeprating 'I am naat Malala' din. She ij advocating that wimmens get ejjucashun. If they get ejjucashun, then haw will mens get ejaculation hainji? This ij definitely against shariah and ij to dephame ijlam and Bakistan.

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Postby ArmenT » 11 Nov 2014 00:24

rshinde wrote:Koschhan:

Q. Aw mheni Bakistanis r kneaded to change a Light bulub?
A. None.

Beekhos there r no bulubs in Bakistan, they use the light they ghet from the blasts.

Infidel. Clearly, you aren't familiar with the world-phamous Bulbuddin Ghusaomatyaar.

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Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv

Postby Gagan » 11 Nov 2014 01:02

Deiyar Aid-eater janaab,

Al-Bakistanij consider the phollowing to pe Herrows:
1. Haj-rat Osaaama Pin Landin
2. Aafia Sidiqui (Ij she a Shia hain ji?)
3. Haz-rat Jahil Ham-ied (Piss Be upon Him)
4. Haz-rat half-ij-suar Saeed

But Bakistanijs hate the phollowing
1. Malala yousufzai
2. Salman Bin Taseer
3. Good Haqqani

eye think the world ij jells oph bakistanis, and the soop-e-rear culchure and deliperately hate bakistanj herrowj and heroins.
Bhy thij ij so hain ji?

w/salam and Rehmatullh

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Postby member_27991 » 11 Nov 2014 03:34

ArmenT wrote:
rshinde wrote:Koschhan:

Q. Aw mheni Bakistanis r kneaded to change a Light bulub?
A. None.

Beekhos there r no bulubs in Bakistan, they use the light they ghet from the blasts.

Infidel. Clearly, you aren't familiar with the world-phamous Bulbuddin Ghusaomatyaar.

:rotfl: :rotfl:

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Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv

Postby Vinu » 11 Nov 2014 03:50

Who invented robot Paki?
Genius students.. of shittistan... :rotfl:
http://www.samaa.tv/editor-s-choice/10-Nov-2014/pakistani-students-invent-paki-robot

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Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv

Postby Gagan » 11 Nov 2014 06:16

Bismillah!
The Raabaat ij quite phair!!
Put astrafigulla, it ij short and borad
Humph!! No wonder it waaj made py mujahirs oph Karachii.
I suar, iph lawhore or mooridke polytechnick institute had made thij raabit, it woulld have peen taal and slim and white too.

Jours diss-abboindedly

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Postby Gagan » 11 Nov 2014 06:17

I wonder bhy they had to make such a pig raabit in Karachi hain ji?
All the rich rich mohtermaj in Islamapaad and Lawhore green jone have ismaller battery powered raabits
Heh Heh ...
Kyon ji?

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Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv

Postby Comer » 11 Nov 2014 06:21

Bhy waj the raabert beheaded in the last few frames; for not being bious enough?

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Postby Gagan » 11 Nov 2014 06:25

Iph joo notice Sahar-vanaah
They peheaded the pack halp of the head.
Eye think thij raabit ij raa agint, becauje it ij shaart and broad.
Look haw the young mohtermaj aar looking at it with hungry eyej = Lawhore via kuwait !!!
It seemj to me that all the mohajir wimmens oph karachi don't have raabits at home...

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Postby Comer » 11 Nov 2014 06:38

Gaganullah, I couldn't notice for too long. Iph I see a paki running towards me with wires jutting out of his body, I cower and start dhoti shibering :((

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Postby Shreeman » 11 Nov 2014 10:55

Todin, we kunsider the aje old kuschen:

Kuschen: Why did the chikin kross the road?
Ansar: To get two the other side.

Now even in kase of the chikin, there are metaphorikal interbretations. "The Other Side" ij otherwije known also aj jahiliya and jahannum. Thus, the chikin krossing the road ij a metaphor for the chikin krossing into the peyond the bale, so to speak, into the blate. Put things get real interesting iph we ask:

Kuschen: Why did the bakistani kross the road?
Ansar: ??????

Now in kase of the bakistani, you also have to konsider such thingj as if:
    * the said road waj M9 or a lokal street,
    * the bakistani waj wearing a jaket,
    * there a goat rearing oberation in the field obbosite, or
    * the day was jumma.

Now there such an extension oph theje thoughts aj a bakistani chikin. But we have to restrain our bhilosofy somewhere before infinity (which good malsi-ms do not pelieve in, pbuh). Thus, we staph, for todin, with one simble interbretation:

Kuschen: Why did the bakistani kross the road?
Ansar: To go to the mask (where only incidently, there waj some goat-rearing).

Let your imajinashuns run wild. We will add din by din other interpretashuns of road-krossing advenchures of Apdul, hereafter only known as the chikin.

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Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv

Postby RCase » 11 Nov 2014 13:30

^^^
Kuschen: Why did the bakistani kross the road?
Ansar: Kross ij a kristian cymbal. Bakistanis are muslim and he wanted to get away from kufr kross.

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Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv

Postby shiv » 11 Nov 2014 20:16

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wA1Rh67dmHE#t=79
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