Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv Newj

Suraj · Post by **Suraj** » 09 Feb 2015 23:12

Yamerican Yeagle Outfitters ? Founded by the Silverman Brothers onlee. Baccha is Yankee Yehudi agent onlee!

RCase · Post by **RCase** » 10 Feb 2015 00:27

Special Invitation!!!
rsvp: Weak Ram Bhattachriya, RAA/Mossad/CIA (Al Bakistan desk)

Yeah! RAA party to be held in Feb 3rd week!

shhh... That is the masquerade ball, with fireworks and sizzle. This is the hottest party in town that is next best to being in paradise. Enjoy the excitement of anonymous masked wimmens, swaying to mystical sufi music. Show off your martial prowess.

Dress code for party is mujahideen attire. Real guns, weapons and ammo welcome. When you arrive at the gate, the passcode is : Op(en) Thunder (like Bandar 17) Bolt (Surrender in Dhaka and run westwards). Time & place - bara (nite) with MullahbazR(AA).

Lots of door prizes: Best soosai belt, Best eggslposion, Best AKPhyr, Best IED Mubarak and much, much more. It will be a blast!

Please bring the original copy of the invite (counterfeits not allowed).

Prem · Post by **Prem** » 10 Feb 2015 00:46

Izz Bakistan South Asian Begging Bower or Global Begging Bower?

vdutta · Post by **vdutta** » 10 Feb 2015 13:19

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wZazs4CPrM4

Prem · Post by **Prem** » 10 Feb 2015 21:55

Itni Pyari Dekho Akkhiya, Jaise Munh Pey Baithhe Makkhiya: Hontho Mey Aisse Baat Yeh Chuppa Ke Challi A aaye: Dekh Ke Mujahid Munn Hi Munm Mey Sharmaii

RCase · Post by **RCase** » 11 Feb 2015 05:17

vishvak wrote:

There is no compulsion in the religion of peace ... Err, never mind the guns to the heads.

svenkat · Post by **svenkat** » 11 Feb 2015 15:21

uring the incident, reported by World Bulletin on Monday, February 9, Muslim imams were forced to brandish the slogan that "our income comes from the CKP not from Allah".

State Chinese news said the imams were gathering in a square in the name of civilization where they were forced to dance and chant out slogans in support of the state.

The slogans included statements glorifying the state over religion such as 'peace of the country gives peace to the soul’.

They also gave speeches telling youth to stay away from mosques, and that the prayer was harmful to their health, encouraging them to dance instead.

member_28640 · Post by **member_28640** » 11 Feb 2015 16:37

svenkat wrote:

uring the incident, reported by World Bulletin on Monday, February 9, Muslim imams were forced to brandish the slogan that "our income comes from the CKP not from Allah".

State Chinese news said the imams were gathering in a square in the name of civilization where they were forced to dance and chant out slogans in support of the state.

The slogans included statements glorifying the state over religion such as 'peace of the country gives peace to the soul’.

They also gave speeches telling youth to stay away from mosques, and that the prayer was harmful to their health, encouraging them to dance instead.

Ben our Cheen bilathel do it , how long before we have a dance dance soosai race to jannat...

vishvak · Post by **vishvak** » 11 Feb 2015 17:56

"our income comes from the CKP not from Allah"

More like parade of uniform jihaids from Terrorful fragments of bakistan!

Becauj uniformed jihadis also git there income from 4fathers.

prayer was harmful to their health, encouraging them to dance instead.

Eij thij very dark joke played upon the pirathelhood?

Eij not dance haraam and mujahid dance anyway only during paki merrij doing moojra for entertainment ?

No al-moojra phor health,
praying-in-Chinese-ullah

Shreeman · Post by **Shreeman** » 12 Feb 2015 03:13

There is a well known british joke, I am only repeating it as it applies to the best friends, taller/deeper. It applies to any oriental situation in general, examples abound here in most posts.

Best Friend: Lain.
Abdul: No, rain.
Best Friend:Ahhh... Lain!
Abdul: No, Rrrr, rain.
Muj-a-heed:You must understand, Abdul, best friend has difficulty getting his tongue around his Rs (phonetic).
Abdul:Hmm. I thought it was just a matter of practice.

Old. Well broadcasted. Media approved for G consumption. Left here only in case someone had not heard.

rgsrini · Post by **rgsrini** » 12 Feb 2015 04:11

^^Cheen mullah dance.
I like the first guy in the second row from left. He is putting a lot into it. Look at the way he is holding his hips and the bent knee. Looks like he is enjoying it!

Shreeman · Post by **Shreeman** » 12 Feb 2015 05:18

svenkat wrote:

Dance dance revolushun in dress mujahideen? They must have been practicing for years. I say I am in favor of this chinese import. Can we make bollywood movie to export it to rawalpindi? Even a dokumentary -- dansing maulaners of jinjiand -- would win the golden bum at the bakistan fillum phestival. Hu isgoing to deny award to the best friends?

Tuvaluan · Post by **Tuvaluan** » 12 Feb 2015 06:35

Muj-a-heed:You must understand, Abdul, best friend has difficulty getting his tongue around his Rs (phonetic).

Had not heard this one. Explains why the arabs and pakis (when they speak arabic/urdu) roll their tongue around their Rs and relish it.

vishvak · Post by **vishvak** » 13 Feb 2015 01:11

About dance revolution:

Worry not bakis, grab a can of axe and spray it on browned baki EchanDee alongwith!

member_28640 · Post by **member_28640** » 13 Feb 2015 13:14

Meanwhile Al-Mahdi has a new follower:

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rsingh · Post by **rsingh** » 13 Feb 2015 18:22

GopiN wrote:Meanwhile Al-Mahdi has a new follower:

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Bhy da paper has turned jyellow Heinji? Is it true that Pasha Saheb did Tsu-Tsu in pant with the inbortant dokument in da packet?

kish · Post by **kish** » 13 Feb 2015 18:43

Cabtion tiam

Cosmo_R · Post by **Cosmo_R** » 13 Feb 2015 19:19

Is Mush going blonde now?

member_28921 · Post by **member_28921** » 13 Feb 2015 19:36

kish wrote:Cabtion tiam

Little Ling was so high, I am 101% sure!

pankajs · Post by **pankajs** » 13 Feb 2015 19:39

Can I go .... to pakistan?

rgsrini · Post by **rgsrini** » 13 Feb 2015 19:43

Mushy claiming credit for teaching leg spin to Warnie...

rgsrini · Post by **rgsrini** » 13 Feb 2015 19:46

"I am an old man... I'm confused.. Where am I? " (Ref: Uncle Leo, Seinfeld, on how he will react if he is caught stealing)

deejay · Post by **deejay** » 13 Feb 2015 21:20

"The rod that entered my mush was this high"

gandharva · Post by **gandharva** » 14 Feb 2015 21:35

Chinmayanand · Post by **Chinmayanand** » 15 Feb 2015 15:35

AoA!!! Al Bakistan defends its record against India in world cup of kirket .

Shreeman · Post by **Shreeman** » 15 Feb 2015 16:30

Bakistan also defends its run chasing record in Adelaide. And the tallest player in Adelaide. And the most spectators walking out during the game in Adelaide. It rained records!

vishvak · Post by **vishvak** » 15 Feb 2015 20:43

What will bakis do now without much love and shataris on cricket field?

Who can take place of this mard-e-momin?

Jumma to jumma total cricket,
baki-cricket-lover-ullah

joygoswami · Post by **joygoswami** » 16 Feb 2015 11:56

vishvak wrote:
What will bakis do now without much love and shataris on cricket field?

Who can take place of this mard-e-momin?

Jumma to jumma total cricket,
baki-cricket-lover-ullah

@Vishvak-ullah-al-bartania

joygoswami · Post by **joygoswami** » 16 Feb 2015 12:00

Baptions pleazzzz !

member_28640 · Post by **member_28640** » 16 Feb 2015 12:17

^^
Joo Kuffr dont joo know that he ijj 400% moslem. He ijj meat eater jo he haj aggrejjion, he ijj a broduct of al-bakistan..
Observe how he is being greeted in the way of poor Al-Bakistan (notice also how he is smiling, joo kuffr)

RCase · Post by **RCase** » 16 Feb 2015 23:23

^^^
Afridi ij a lobing kinda guy. Alwajs likes to touch or pe touched by mards.

RCase · Post by **RCase** » 16 Feb 2015 23:27

Queschun: Haw cum the team of the land of pure and home of the terrorists ij now wearing a less green uniform? Aljo their shoejs was not green. Could this be the reajon for Bakistan to have lost the game? Arrah must not have been pleajed with less green.

vishvak · Post by **vishvak** » 17 Feb 2015 20:50

Eij because djinn al win got fooled by green in Indian flag. More green than green on Indian flag, and greener still if that, too, don't work.

Aljo djinn no like green green goggle on head, that hide bious flag.

Less green + green goggle = bad.

gandharva · Post by **gandharva** » 18 Feb 2015 08:33

Bhat's thee broplem here?

http://tribune.com.pk/story/839790/dear ... bleedblue/

gakakkad · Post by **gakakkad** » 18 Feb 2015 08:59

gandharva wrote:Bhat's thee broplem here?

http://tribune.com.pk/story/839790/dear ... bleedblue/

comment in the above article..

By one Hamza

"I think Federer doesn’t knows he has fans in Pakistan. Poor Guy"

by one "Zul Qarnain

"Dear author, I am convinced by your article. A professional star has to keep up his reputation around the globe. His words or actions must not offend any person, race and culture. He should always try to shape his sayings very carefully. However, he has the right of choice. He supports India; it is not that he hates Pakistan but rather, he is entertaining something very natural that every human being does so. Therefore, it is not a big deal that he supports India. However, I agree that Roger F should do something to cheer up the Pakistani fans. "

Federer should wear the green jersey next time to restore balance in sooth asia...

gandharva · Post by **gandharva** » 18 Feb 2015 14:40

Why Pakistani Fight For Food Like Dogs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ekOgW6m ... J0NAWyn4k3

gandharva · Post by **gandharva** » 18 Feb 2015 14:47

After biryani, Dog fight for Cake

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oo2rszTUYZg

deejay · Post by **deejay** » 18 Feb 2015 16:37

^^^ Ah! Dog Fights or as they say in the madrassas "Hamlaa". Here ensoi meal time with our bolicemen!

[youtube]watch?v=ywqaIiGgTc0&index=3&list=PLL5rCE9LmR9WIOXDb6C2VZYJ0NAWyn4k3[/youtube]

Yogi_G · Post by **Yogi_G** » 19 Feb 2015 19:59

chinese friendjinns are very deeper than pole masha allah.

Chinese biladels named year as year of GOAT!!! supanallah!!

gandharva · Post by **gandharva** » 19 Feb 2015 23:57