Al Bakistan to get its own shariah compliant
Chinese theme park in LaWhore.
So now, Al-Mickey will be sporting a long flowing peard and wearing shalwar kameez. To show off his piety, Mickey will also have a skull cap and a spot on his forehead in a mark of braying 5 times daily and making suar that hij forehead bangs the ground. Mini Bibi will ophcourse be wearing a shuttlecock burqa. There will be no music and dance. Prayer calls will be made 5 times a day and all rides will be stopped.
Some of the attractions (with the renamed versions for localization):
1. Tomorrow Land - 'Jannat'
2. Frontier Land - 'Strategic Depth'
3. Magic Kingdom - 'Forefather Kingdom'
4. Discovery Land - FATA/Waziristan
5. Treasure Cove - Katori
6. Star Wars Land - AQK Land
7. Port Discovery - Port MBQ
8. Mermaid Lagoon - Lake Attabad
9. Lost River Delta - Dariya-e-Sindh
10. Hollywood Land - Lollywood Land
12. A Bug's Land - ISI HQ
13. Condor Flats - Baharia Township
14. Critter Country - GHQ
15. Fantasy Land - ZH Land
16. Toy Story Playland - Hatf Land
17. Adventure Land - Al Bakistan (of course!)