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Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv

Postby Gagan » 22 Apr 2016 00:06

Yindian kars vs bakistani cars comparijum.

Plij to be watching little little snippets petween cars onlee

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vyIDGtsSoy4

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Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv

Postby kish » 24 Apr 2016 20:19

Ebil yindoos dephaming bakistan & ijlam. The phinger waj naat phixed the wrong way.

Instead, it ij a ijlamic teknological break through. Now, the paaashunt can do fingering both ways :mrgreen:


Patient in tears after doctor stitches his severed finger the wrong way in Pakistan


Patient in tears after doctor stitches his severed finger the wrong way in Pakistan

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Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv

Postby RCase » 24 Apr 2016 22:00

^^^
Now he haj a permanent 'flipped bird'! :rotfl:

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Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv

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Postby Bhurishrava » 02 May 2016 21:05

momeen gal Qandeel Baloch asks hindu kafir Virat kohli to join him in swimming pool... :oops: :oops:

http://en.dailypakistan.com.pk/pakistan ... mran-khan/


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Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv

Postby Gagan » 04 May 2016 23:05

Hail Jernail Aladeen
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Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv

Postby Lalmohan » 05 May 2016 16:14

Diyar man-ish-ullah
How do ju soch that Angel landed in ijlamik lands hain?
She was rocketed there by actibh thrusting taknikis from suarco abduls
By now they habh soup-e-rear rakit palish and mijjile maalish knawlidj
Jours thrustingly
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Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv

Postby Gagan » 06 May 2016 01:40

Aditya G wrote:Pak marines on the prowl ....

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Plij to Note:
1. Har-boor patrol. Bakistani fauj on patrol phor har kind of boors
2. Bak fauji ij having a browning of the pants ceremony, boat is naat rusting

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Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv

Postby RCase » 06 May 2016 07:41

^^^
Gaganullah, that ij the Baki Fauji on batrol, showing off hij mijjile and looking out for 'angels' to wash up in the harbur.

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Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv

Postby dnivas » 06 May 2016 07:51

the sign even says "BAK MARINES"

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Postby Narad » 06 May 2016 09:08

Apologies if posted earlier

This is the second most Chutya bakistani song that I came across. First one obviously being the legendary " started in the dassert" :mrgreen:

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ncdLBvFIIco

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Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv

Postby wig » 06 May 2016 16:33

plash neuj

According to Nawa-e-Waqt (March 30, 2016) the supply of electricity to PTI leader Shireen Mazari’s house in Islamabad was disconnected because she hadn’t paid her bills since October 2015. She owes Rs 940,728 to the electric company.

http://www.thefridaytimes.com/tft/nugge ... press-136/

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Postby Lalmohan » 06 May 2016 17:13

those humming machines sure consume a lot of power...

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Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv

Postby RCase » 07 May 2016 20:17

http://www.dawn.com/news/1256314/memories-of-f-16s
Baki Anal-yeast writes about re-ass-yes-ing Bak-US relationship vis-a-vis the F-16 khunas.

One of the biraders (bossiply RAA ajinit) writes in the kamments section:
In stead of spending this money on 8 F 16s ask the US to help in establishing 8 IITs,IIMs two each in all four states , you will enjoy the fruits within 10 years,


Maulanas, I think birader has it slightly wrang in naming the institutions. Shouldn't it be PITs and PIMps? The fruits of these in 10 years will be water kit planes, high speed trains through the CPEC to the higher than Himalayas fliend, jinn energy to solve all of Bakistan's energy problems, custodians of Islamic dekhonomics and banking.

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Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv

Postby Gagan » 08 May 2016 01:40

Bakistaan should invite Daktar Shakeel Afreedi to devlop a waater kit JF-17.
Bhe can caal it JF-17W

It will onlee be a metter oph time before all the four-fathers will pe pegging bakistan to share teknology. Then bhe can do sale oph JF-17W to amreeka and cheen and other laik-minded cuntries (but naat to india) bith technology transpher and earn $100 pillion

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Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv

Postby RCase » 08 May 2016 06:14

^^^
Did ju realize Bakistani JF-17W ij better than F-16?

Jihadi Fyhter-17W vs. FSolah:
Jihadi Fyhter > Fyhter
17 > 16
Whoors!!! > (FSolah haj nothing)

AoA!

Gaganullah, I guess ju mean Daktar Aqua Waqar Ahmed (waatar kit kar phame) and naat Daktar Shakeel Afreedi (of OBL waatar burial phame).

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Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv

Postby RCase » 09 May 2016 08:50

http://tribune.com.pk/story/1099554/wooing-investors-chinese-are-not-here-for-charity/
CPEC will be a game changer for Al Bakistan.

China's Pakistan Enslaved Colony.
Imagine the fortress of Islam being dealt like Xinjiang....
It would be fun to watch the Baki Mullahs doing the Chinese Mullah dance!

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Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv

Postby vdutta » 10 May 2016 10:52

Sorry if posted before, Tarak Bhai burning Jinnah ka Kafan with balochi freedom fighters

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S4x1SPMqCRk


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Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv

Postby gandharva » 13 May 2016 08:08

:rotfl: :rotfl:

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Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv

Postby wig » 15 May 2016 17:01

http://nation.com.pk/national/14-May-20 ... t-expenses
'Fake' Belgium cricket team visits Lahore on Pakistan govt expenses
Scam of plundering national exchequer in the name of arranging visit of a fake cricket team from Belgium to Lahore under sports ministry has come to fore.

According to media reports certain persons affiliated with PML-N UK set up a so called cricket team from abroad and reached Lahore,
due to their links with Punjab education and sports minister Rana Mashud and they received all the expenses against their tour from government.

Two years back 3 persons from London gathered 15 persons and brought them to Lahore in the uniform of British Cricket team.
They participated in Youth festival. Only two among them were British, while the remaining belonged to Lahore and other cities. The expenses incurred by the organizers of this so called team and players for travelling from London to Lahore and their lodging and boarding expenses were paid to them out of national kitty. This corruption case is under investigation of NAB.

Pakistan Cricket Board (PCB) knows nothing about cricket team which had reached Lahore from Belgium some days back at government expenses. Who accompanied this team is close associate of Rana Mashud. He performs the duty of driving and other special duties for provincial minister. Rana Mashud has appointed him coordinator without completing any legal or constitutional formalities. Rand Mashud has also provided him office, car and other facilities to him.

NAB sources said that NAB has again started inquiry against Rana Mashud on the charges of massive financial irregularities in Punjab Youth Festival

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Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv

Postby RCase » 19 May 2016 07:45

http://tribune.com.pk/story/1105858/army-steps-in-to-keep-cricket-players-fitness-in-check/
RAA ajints have taken over Baki kirket team and infiltrated Kakul.
Pleaj to dekho men in green are naw men in blue.

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Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv

Postby Kashi » 20 May 2016 08:18

^^
Majority of cricket players fail fitness test at army boot camp

More than half of the 31 players attending Pakistan Cricket Board’s (PCB) boot camp at the Kakul Military Academy have failed their fitness tests..
...
However, Mohammad Hafeez, Haris Sohail, Zulfiqar Babar and Imad Wasim were all ruled out of the boot camp before it began due to fitness issues :mrgreen: , whereas Yasir Shah missed the opening day of camp citing pain in his left knee. :rotfl:

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Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv

Postby RCase » 20 May 2016 09:52

^^^
Could it be becauj they were showing off their No Balls? The TFTA fauj believes in bluster and showing off their balls by bombing their own people.

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Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv

Postby Falijee » 22 May 2016 00:02

Obama Bhai, Kidneys Tayaar Hae - F -16 Ab Bhaejo ! :mrgreen:

PM Nawaz to inaugurate kidney hospital in Swat today :rotfl:

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Postby RCase » 22 May 2016 17:26

    http://tribune.com.pk/story/1107759/auto-part-manufacturers-exhibit-products-us/
    Auto part manufacturers to exhibit products in US
    For the first time in the country’s history, Pakistani automobile part manufacturers are going to exhibit their products in Detroit, US in the hope of increasing their exports.

    A delegation of 14 Pakistani companies left for the US to participate in the Distinguished Innovations, Collaboration and Entrepreneurship (DICE) exhibition, which is going to be held on May 25. Business-to-business meetings will be held the next day.

    Misphortunately, the waatar kit for cars from Bakistan was unable to participate due to YYY sazish of not giving enough funds to Daktar Agha Waqar's invenshun.
    Due to internationally aklaimed operashun zebra-e-ass, Bakistan has been phyting all modes of transportation that does not involve zebras, horsies or asses.

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    Postby Gagan » 22 May 2016 19:16

    Falijee wrote:Obama Bhai, Kidneys Tayaar Hae - F -16 Ab Bhaejo ! :mrgreen:

    PM Nawaz to inaugurate kidney hospital in Swat today :rotfl:

    Ok naw
    Who else needs dialysis hain ji?

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    Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv

    Postby wig » 23 May 2016 10:16



    them bious kirketters lost in the browning of the pants ceremony, a mainstay exercise bractised by the PA

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    Postby wig » 23 May 2016 10:18

    meanbhile
    when Imran Khan was about to address the nation at his house in Bani Gala, a group of traders who provided tent service to the PTI during its sit-in in Islamabad blocked the road and stopped reporters and cameramen. They said Khan should pay their Rs 4.6 million before he speaks about justice in the rest of Pakistan. They dispersed after famous party leader Naeemul Haq gave them assurances.

    http://www.thefridaytimes.com/tft/nugge ... press-138/

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    Postby Lilo » 23 May 2016 10:25

    wig wrote:


    them bious kirketters lost in the browning of the pants ceremony, a mainstay exercise bractised by the PA
    ^
    Astaghfirullah !
    Thij ij a shamephul estate of affaiars
    I propoje that bakistani team shed theiyar green uniphorms of day cum night tent krikkit and pehen fresh white test krikit uniphorums so that they pass the browning of pants test of pak fauj in skiing colours.

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    Postby Lalmohan » 23 May 2016 20:49

    ju phool! dontju know that bakistani mards can cum day or night!!??
    true all weather look up down shoot off capability

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    Postby wig » 24 May 2016 12:16

    plash!
    Bridge collapses ahead of inauguration
    The concrete slabs of an under-construction bridge on Ghan storm water channel near Jhelum collapsed on Sunday prior to its likely inauguration by the Punjab chief minister next month.

    The government has ordered an inquiry

    http://www.dawn.com/news/1260318/bridge ... auguration

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    Postby Lalmohan » 31 May 2016 12:19

    eej that emperor Hu Aryu?

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    Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv

    Postby Skanda » 02 Jun 2016 03:39

    The animal with the most human-like vagina is the goat.


    Apparently so. That solves my question on why goats are the preferred animals for Bakis. I always thought the height of them makes it convenient. Silly me.

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    Postby Abhay_S » 02 Jun 2016 05:11

    ^^^ Thij ij truly BENIS Bhorthy research.

    https://twitter.com/umar96akmal/status/ ... 4689044480

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    Postby Kashi » 02 Jun 2016 06:08

    Skanda wrote:
    The animal with the most human-like vagina is the goat.


    Apparently so. That solves my question on why goats are the preferred animals for Bakis. I always thought the height of them makes it convenient. Silly me.


    :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

    You cannot rule that out!!

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    Postby Lalmohan » 03 Jun 2016 14:18

    gibes a hole new samajh to squat-thrusts hain ji?

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    Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv

    Postby RCase » 09 Jun 2016 08:16

    If minority slayer, intolerant Nirinder Moodhi can address the US Congress, Bakistan too should be allowed to address the US Congress to remove this gross injustice and maintain strategic balance in Sooth Asia. Bakistan has better record than Yindia in minority slaying and intolerance.

    Not doing so will only strengthen the hands of extremists in Times Square and could be a newclear flashpoint. The UN should take notice of this and resolve it in Bakistan's favor according to the wishes of the Bakistanese.

    Meanwhile, from la-la land:

    Sherry Boob Rehman was lamenting the lack of bobbyists to address both boobs jointly.

    US Congress Security agents were alerted of a parked tractor trailer at the steps of the US Capitol. CCTV had earlier captured this tractor trailer cruising the Capitol making jalabee patterns just before Nirinder Moodhi was to address the joint session of both the houses of Congress. The loud masculine voice from this tractor trailer baffled the security personnel who rushed cruisers to intercept this tractor trailer and discovered an anatomical female swine with lipstick.

    Kamandu El Presidente, reminiscing about his daredevil days of sneaking up the heights of Kargil was 400% sure to gate crash the Congress with his out of box thinking and tactical brilliance; but ended up downhill skiing. Even though everything was a done deal and needed only the ambassador's signature, misphortunately at the last minute the bureaucrat pulled back.
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    Postby Lalmohan » 09 Jun 2016 12:38

    last minute pullouts result in spillage


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