Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv Newj

RCase · Post by **RCase** » 10 Jun 2016 03:54

A tractor trolley tete-a-tete moment between Slimy Bhookari and Jalabee in Bhooka-Nanga Bakistan!
(Pleaj to note the chain pulling the tractor trolley).

RCase · Post by **RCase** » 10 Jun 2016 03:57

Baki version of drive-thru fast food!

RCase · Post by **RCase** » 20 Jun 2016 04:53

From the STFUP dhaga posted by Jhujar mian ...
http://www.aljazeera.com/indepth/opinio ... 03423.html

Even biradar mulk's aljazeera ij showing Al-Bakistan to have embraced Saffron. Pleaj to note Core issue area haj also converted to Saffron. On the bright side, Jahil Hamid's wet dreams of putting the Al-Baki phlag on lal killa via ghazwa-e-behind has been acknawlidged and Hindoostan is shown in green.

Lalmohan · Post by **Lalmohan** » 20 Jun 2016 13:56

^^^ and al-goo-jer-rat appears to be even darker green! the djinns have truly ridden on camels into battle with the kuffar!

member_28990 · Post by **member_28990** » 20 Jun 2016 15:32

RCase wrote:

A tractor trolley tete-a-tete moment between Slimy Bhookari and Jalabee in Bhooka-Nanga Bakistan!
(Pleaj to note the chain pulling the tractor trolley).

for some reason i felt a deep sadness on seeing this picure

Manish_P · Post by **Manish_P** » 15 Aug 2016 20:02

BRF phorum iz back bat thiz dhaaga iz on page 3 hain

Eye kannot taal rate eensult to our echanddee

Pesh hai - Wholly cows in al bakistan

Link - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zAeRF9PeWms

Gagan · Post by **Gagan** » 15 Aug 2016 20:33

Member 28990 looks lyke a Raa agint
1. Naat is-pee-king pungliss
2. 28990 ij probabli hij code numbaar, jest like 007 ij phor ISI agint Maulana James Bund

Vivasvat · Post by **Vivasvat** » 20 Aug 2016 18:20

Mirror Online: The world 'benis size' map has been invented and it shows how the average manhood measures up.
http://google.com/newsstand/s/CBIw08_smy0

TFTA Bakistan scores....beats India.......

Bottom 10 countries: Average erect benis size in inches
Thailand 3.7
Nepal 3.7
North Korea 3.8
Cambodia 4
Sri Lanka 4.3
South Korea 4.3
Pakistan 4.4
Hong Kong 4.4
Bangladesh 4.4
Singapore 4.5

wig · Post by **wig** » 22 Aug 2016 09:48

neuj plash
no kamment
http://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-cumbria-37121073

'World's cutest sheep' go on show in Carlisle
The first show outside Switzerland of one of the world's rarest breeds of sheep is being held in Carlisle.
The Valais blacknose is so unusual most farmers outside the Alpine nation were not aware of the breed until recently.
But its distinctive looks, which have seen it called the cutest sheep in the world, has seen the breed's popularity rise and there are now about 400 in the UK.
The show is being held at Harrison and Hetherington Cattle Market.

Kashi · Post by **Kashi** » 22 Aug 2016 17:39

https://twitter.com/nailainayat/status/ ... 6672445442

Things that happen on Baki TV channels..

wig · Post by **wig** » 23 Aug 2016 12:35

http://timesofindia.indiatimes.com/worl ... 821215.cms

eknonomic & taknikal neuj

How technology killed Pakistan's historic red light district

Pakistan's oldest red light district was for centuries a hub of traditional erotic dancers, musicians and prostitutes, Pigalle with a Mughal twist, deep in the heart of vibrant Lahore..
But as an e-commerce boom revolutionises how Pakistanis conduct the world's oldest profession, locals say the historic Heera Mandi district is under threat..
Balconies where beautiful women once stood are now empty, while rust eats away at the locked doors of vacant rooms. The only stubborn hold-outs are shops selling instruments that once facilitated the aperitifs of music and dance..
Men now can book a rendezvous online through escort websites or even directly with women over social media, instead of searching out streetside solicitation..
With location rendered meaningless, prostitutes like Reema Kanwal, who says the business "runs in my blood", have abandoned Heera Mandi..
The district, whose name translates as "Diamond Market", is close to the echoing, centuries-old Badshahi Mosque..
During the Mughal era, the great Islamic empire that ruled most of India and Pakistan in the 15th and 16th centuries, Heera Mandi was a centre for mujra, traditional singing and dancing performed for the elites..
The wealthy even sent their sons to the salons of tawaifs, high-class courtesans that have been likened to Japanese geishas, to study etiquette..
Later, when the British came, distinctions between courtesan or mujra dancer and prostitute were blurred..
Dance and sex became intertwined, and Heera Mandi began its long slide into sordidness, but even so, Reema remembers "glorious" days..
Reema's mother and grandmother were also prostitutes, making her part of Heera Mandi's generations of women who danced and pleased men in the market.
"People used to respect the prostitutes of Heera Mandi, we were called artists," she says, but all has changed over the last decade. "Now we don't have any honour.".
She blames the loss on a rush of girls without her family background taking up the profession who have not been taught "how to treat people" the way she has.
Such girls, she says, need nothing to market themselves but a mobile phone, with which they can advertise on Facebook or Locanto, some offering services over Skype for as little as 300 rupees ($3)..
Dozens of escort services with online bookings claim to serve thousands of clients in Karachi, Lahore and Islamabad, some even in Dubai and Singapore..
In a deeply conservative Muslim country where prostitution is banned and sex outside marriage is criminalised, one website says it caters to roughly 50,000 customers..
With the old traditions falling by the wayside, girls also no longer need an entourage of musicians and teachers, say the owners of the music shops that are the final remnants of old Heera Mandi..
The intricate mujra dancing that was such a foundation of the red light district required years of teaching and live musicians. Now girls learn easy but provocative dance moves via YouTube..
They take a USB or sometimes they don't even need that, they have songs in their cellphones, they plug a cable and play the music," laments Soan Ali, one of the music shop owners..
Like Reema, Ali's family has also been in Heera Mandi for generations, and he proudly recalled his father's "hospitality" as he attempted to lure clients for his mother..
He takes a deep breath. "We are having a lot of difficulties," he admits. "Whoever is in this field is going through hard days.".
For those who have migrated beyond Heera Mandi, however, the future is bright..
Mehak, who declined to give her full name, is a cosmetic surgeon by profession, a feminist by ideology, and by night one of Pakistan's most elite madams..
Seven sleek Persian cats prowl among the expensive wooden furniture of her home, which doubles as a brothel for upper-class Pakistanis in a wealthy residential neighbourhood of Lahore..
Mehak, who is in her mid-50s, says she recruits most of her girls through elite parties, but adds "this online thing has really changed the business"..
"A girl no longer needs a pimp to market her, she has Facebook, Twitter," she says..
"Heera Mandi is no more... even if a girl is from Heera Mandi she would never reveal it because the client would never risk sexually transmitted diseases and the bad image associated," she added.
Outside of the Diamond Market, she says, business is good..
"Medical students and MBAs have the highest rates, they get a hundred thousand (rupees, or $1,000) for one night," she says.
Now she plans to expand and offer male prostitutes.
"Girls from the elite class come to me and beg for boys," she says.
"They say they are ready to pay, but they need strong boys

Lalmohan · Post by **Lalmohan** » 24 Aug 2016 18:39

mehak =/= khushboo?

vinod · Post by **vinod** » 24 Aug 2016 20:08

Vivasvat wrote:Mirror Online: The world 'benis size' map has been invented and it shows how the average manhood measures up.
http://google.com/newsstand/s/CBIw08_smy0

TFTA Bakistan scores....beats India.......

Bottom 10 countries: Average erect benis size in inches
Thailand 3.7
Nepal 3.7
North Korea 3.8
Cambodia 4
Sri Lanka 4.3
South Korea 4.3
Pakistan 4.4
Hong Kong 4.4
Bangladesh 4.4
Singapore 4.5

Looks like some psyop.. like where CIA purposefully sold larger condom as standard size in many countries to just needle them...

durvasa · Post by **durvasa** » 30 Aug 2016 09:55

Only in Pakistan this can happen!

China is investing over 46 Billion Dollar inChina-Pakistan Economic Corridor project (CPEC) and sending its own engineers and workers to manage the projects as Pakistan is not known for professional work culture. That, however, did not stop the Pakistani Police from brutally beating Chinese engineers because the latter stayed late to finish the work assigned.

Interestingly, the police was deployed at the Chinese camp for their own security from the Jehadi militants infesting the region.

http://mahapunjab.com/pakistan-police-b ... engineers/

Manish_P · Post by **Manish_P** » 30 Aug 2016 14:46

^ RAA agint spatted. Phram uze oph non-halal engleesh

Maulaner pleaz to note Imparatant point phram the farticle - 'China plans to bring its own security teams to safeguard its workers employed in Bakistan'

Thiz iz klever sun-thoo way oph uzing chinese kung-phoo to estop Yindoo yoga straategy oph Modi

Manish_P · Post by **Manish_P** » 02 Sep 2016 15:29

Pesh hai Bakistans Homemade Hawaai jahaz

Solid phroof that aam abdul of bakistan haj more taalent than yindian IIT

Link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SsjYHFL_gmA

kvraghav · Post by **kvraghav** » 03 Sep 2016 07:30

Actually all is well with this heli except they think the tail rotor is a fancy decorative item like we put in trucks.

vdutta · Post by **vdutta** » 05 Sep 2016 18:15

What do you know, the land of prave sheeple used to dominate olympics
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UNEDsYa-ie4

Lilo · Post by **Lilo** » 05 Sep 2016 19:38

Pesh-e-Kidmat the Bakistani version oph foolbody chak

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D_9Q_zGOeAw

Kweshun far eshteemed high energy maulaners of LMU...
When an abdul enters machine,will the bulb opten phound inserted in theiyar pichhwada glow due to ex-rays?

Lalmohan · Post by **Lalmohan** » 05 Sep 2016 21:24

in above bicchar obamajaan is boling:

in theeck yamreeki accent: "hamarey laRaku viman bahut jor se tumhara g*nd mareyga"

Kashi · Post by **Kashi** » 09 Sep 2016 12:43

These Girls Dancing in Lahore main Anarkali Bazaar to Portray Street Harassment!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dLHtm4pzUCs

All those gawking Abduls in the background

vdutta · Post by **vdutta** » 09 Sep 2016 17:40

2nd Most Insulted Man of Pakistan Award goes to.... Ahmed Raza Kasuri
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FSMz2HyGLO4

Mollick.R · Post by **Mollick.R** » 10 Sep 2016 00:31

X-post from STFUP Thread

http://tribune.com.pk/story/1177701/men ... new-genes/

“This is a landmark discovery for Pakistan as mental retardation is comparatively high in the country owing to cousin marriages,” said SZABMU Vice-Chancellor Dr Javed Akram, who was the principal investigator from Pakistan.

Aur Karo cousin se shadi

Mihaylo · Post by **Mihaylo** » 10 Sep 2016 03:52

Kashi wrote:These Girls Dancing in Lahore main Anarkali Bazaar to Portray Street Harassment!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dLHtm4pzUCs

All those gawking Abduls in the background

....planning on harassing the girls.

-M

Chinmayanand · Post by **Chinmayanand** » 11 Sep 2016 23:58

Eye suno dat taller than mountain fliend giving pig loan of 46 pillion dollah to al bakistan aj loan for cpek. Khuspoo ij asking me to talk to china and take that loan on 30% interest rate. I buchh how will we pay that much interest .

To that khusboo says when china cums calling for interest and loan , we can say interest ij haraam . So , we daant need to bay the interest . Since interest haj to pe baid first which cannot pe baid becoz it ij haraam, we will naat hap to bay brinicbal amount also.

Now my tupelight is glowing pright and i am going over the taller mountain to meet the chini fliend to hurry the loan to me first at 30% . Al bakistan can wait at 26%.
Pusiness sense will guide chini pirather to loan me first.
Al bakistan ko piss mila.

Gagan · Post by **Gagan** » 12 Sep 2016 02:02

Video made by Eye-Ass-Pee-Rrr in phavour oph martial baki fauj. Plij to notice 400% uncovered wimmens and 400 other reajons to give loud Fart-waa

Frishtay Short Film by ISPR | Defence Day Pakistan

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aGwUODiHk_0

Gagan · Post by **Gagan** » 12 Sep 2016 02:31

BENIS Material: Mule-ah ij 400% karrecttt
Ek Thi Marium: Mullah issues fatwa against female fighter pilots

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WT31Cz5JQwY

Numbaar one kamment on thij videeo:

maulana is correct....iqbal ne kaha hai ki pakistani khwateen sirf cho**e ke liye hai...long live maulana

RCase · Post by **RCase** » 12 Sep 2016 03:26

[quote="Gagan"]Video made by Eye-Ass-Pee-Rrr in phavour oph martial baki fauj. Plij to notice 400% uncovered wimmens and 400 other reajons to give loud Fart-waa

Frishtay Short Film by ISPR | Defence Day Pakistan

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aGwUODiHk_0
Gaganullah - How cum operashun zerb-e-zamzam did not have airphyr of Bundar to wipe out tarrotists? Fauji became shaheed before he could claim his right hand possession.

Gagan · Post by **Gagan** » 12 Sep 2016 17:59

Greener than green man knows weakness of bak fauji
Goats & wimmen.

He kept wimmens and goats in two dipprent corners of the room to confooj bak fauji
Notis how bak fauji ij still confoojed who to save phirst - goat or ayesha

vdutta · Post by **vdutta** » 12 Sep 2016 18:20

** Most Insulted Man in Pakistan. Zaid Hamid Insults Mega Collection

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5nU-WWXONGc

vdutta · Post by **vdutta** » 12 Sep 2016 19:32

Did you know, Mard e Mummy Mushi saved Kaba from terrorist attacks in 1979

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xckJxQlbv8E

Chinmayanand · Post by **Chinmayanand** » 13 Sep 2016 16:10

Al baki mards in their strategic debths with brober vaseline

svenkat · Post by **svenkat** » 15 Sep 2016 12:55

Umar Akmal ‏@Umar96Akmal Proud Pakistani. Also a cricketer
Enjoying with my bakra

svenkat · Post by **svenkat** » 15 Sep 2016 12:57

respected maulaners,
should umar be stoned for denigrating his ayesha?

vdutta · Post by **vdutta** » 15 Sep 2016 15:24

Pakistani common men and women abusing Politicians
* Warning : Use headphones.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dpMg7MpbBCY

vdutta · Post by **vdutta** » 15 Sep 2016 15:27

svenkat wrote:respected maulaners,
should umar be stoned for denigrating his ayesha?

I think its other way around, since we dont have 4 witnesses Aisha should be stoned for denigrating Umar

Gagan · Post by **Gagan** » 16 Sep 2016 19:56

Pakistanis end up in Pakistan and then the Hospital after Goshtkhori - eating meat on IED mubarak. How may think this was 400% pure donkey/dog/polk flied lice meat

Over 5000 people hospitalized in karachi after overeating free ka meat during Eid

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e98b_9HRqrI

vdutta · Post by **vdutta** » 19 Sep 2016 14:45

Jinn power, green islamic energy from al bakistan

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vud8XjsxF6E

Manish_P · Post by **Manish_P** » 23 Sep 2016 10:40

Bhy should we be aphraid of the doval hain ?

how many of ju maulaners know top shecret 's'exploits oph our peeloved PM

pesh hai top shecret photu oph when he/she was under cover in Yindia as ISI agint

Image

anishns · Post by **anishns** » 23 Sep 2016 23:59

Kapshun time