Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv Newj

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Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv Newj

Postby RCase » 04 Nov 2016 12:34

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U94-idezPkI


The Baki rhona dhona song in Lundonistan... or ij it randi-rhona?

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Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv Newj

Postby anupmisra » 04 Nov 2016 17:23

RCase wrote:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U94-idezPkI


The Baki rhona dhona song in Lundonistan... or ij it randi-rhona?


At 2:56, was that "good" Haqqani?

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Postby RCase » 04 Nov 2016 21:19

Yes, it is the Good Haqqani. This is the SAATH (Sooth Asians Against Terrorism and for Human Rights) conference in Londonistan, where Sauth Asian Liberals are gathered to discuss the 'Future of Bakistan' as a liberal, progressive state!

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Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv Newj

Postby Rishi Verma » 04 Nov 2016 21:31

I hab a historical boochh. Why Phor our cuntry called Bakistan. Ij it pecause since 1971 whatever waj baki (lephtover), or Ij it pecause since out-of-bakistan (when araps gave us plood and jeans) we hab peen bronouncing P aj B and B aj P, and we aliminated S and replajed with J pliss to irrudishiate.

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Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv Newj

Postby wig » 05 Nov 2016 19:07

http://www.dawn.com/news/1294456/myster ... l-election
happy dins are here for bious jarnails
Mysterious banners call on COAS to contest next general election
Mysterious banners urging Chief of Army Staff General Raheel Sharif to contest the general elections in 2018 were spotted in Rawalpindi on Saturday, a few weeks ahead of the military chief's last day on duty.

In bold letters, the banners call for 'no extension but reduction' — asking for reduction from two to one year the minimum duration before a retired government servant can enter politics as well as urging General Raheel to enter the political arena and contest national elections in 2018.
The banners call on the government and the opposition to bring to an end "their divisive politics". They also call on the general to enter politics in the hopes that "ties between the country's civil and military leadership can harmonise".

The banners say there was hope that by taking part in the elections, [General] Raheel's party "will secure majority votes and he will be elected prime minister, leading the country on the path to becoming a success".

The posters name a Sheikh Rasheed Amjad Ali, member of a group called the Awami Monitoring Cell (Rawalpindi), as the man who has organised the campaign.

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Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv Newj

Postby vdutta » 06 Nov 2016 02:14

Another Viral Indian Product in Pakistan, funny ad
Chora ganga kinare wala became chora lahore wala

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XXJvAh3B9Xc


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Postby gandharva » 06 Nov 2016 08:52

vdutta wrote:Another Viral Indian Product in Pakistan, funny ad
Chora ganga kinare wala became chora lahore wala

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XXJvAh3B9Xc

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Is Pikano a Baki company?

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Postby Rishi Verma » 06 Nov 2016 09:27

Ju phool, pengalore, Kerala Ij baki, pikaner Ij paki, thusphore pikano Ij baki aj well.

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Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv Newj

Postby vdutta » 07 Nov 2016 01:58

gandharva wrote:
vdutta wrote:Another Viral Indian Product in Pakistan, funny ad
Chora ganga kinare wala became chora lahore wala

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XXJvAh3B9Xc

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Is Pikano a Baki company?

Al Hanood Al Bikaner wala Al Hindu smuggled product

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Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv Newj

Postby vdutta » 07 Nov 2016 02:12

gandharva wrote:
vdutta wrote:Another Viral Indian Product in Pakistan, funny ad
Chora ganga kinare wala became chora lahore wala

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XXJvAh3B9Xc

"

Is Pikano a Baki company?


Another one, Indian Product Indian style ad, same super hero

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6PD1QguUaaA


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Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv Newj

Postby wig » 11 Nov 2016 16:01

http://www.thefridaytimes.com/tft/such-gup-163/
neuj from bious land
Sight for sore eyes

A classic “topi drama” unfolded when The Sheikh of Lal Haveli made his bid for a spectacular protest appearance in a central Rawalpindi chowk. This was on October 28 and supposedly a choreographed part of The Great Khan’s dharna protest. Except that The Great Khan did a no-show and The Sheikh was left to his own devices. He managed to secret his way to an alley off the chowk and was ready to burst on to the stage when he realised that the local populace had also done a no-show. Some quick thinking resulted in the decision that he would ride into the sunset on a motorbike a la Mullah Umar escaping his would-be captors. Except that, The Sheikh reasoned, his trademark hairpiece could not be relied upon to stay put on his breezy motorbike ride. So he removed the hairpiece and put on a tight cap, the topi clinging to his head! And off he went on the back of a motorbike, whizzing in an out of an empty protest venue! A sight for sore eyes!

Visceral fundos

Talking to a well-versed persona of “the agencies”, our mole stumbled upon an interesting fact. The persona revealed, in an aside, that the late unlamented Hakeemullah Mehsud, one time leader of the Taliban always preferred to have Punjabi bodyguards, as opposed to Pakhtuns. Reason? Because, revealed the persona, Hakeemullah held fast to the belief that Punjabi religious extremists were far more “visceral” than Pakhtuns ever could be, because the latter’s worldview was “complicated” by considerations of tribe, honour and Pakhtunwali, their own cultural code. Punjabis, said Hakeemullah, were black and white in their views, hence most reliable.

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Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv Newj

Postby ricky_v » 14 Nov 2016 10:23

bhy are pippals here saying that trumpullah is bad for al-bakistan? here is latest nooj taja from horses behind
http://www.timesofisrael.com/in-bizarre-birther-twist-claims-trump-is-pakistani/
According to Neo News, Trump was born as Dawood Ibrahim Khan in the now-Taliban-controlled Waziristan region of the country in 1954. After his parents were killed in a car accident, a British Indian Army captain took little Dawood to London, where the Trump family later adopted him and brought him to America, the report claimed.

who could have thought that gingerullah is paki onlee?

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Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv Newj

Postby Lalmohan » 14 Nov 2016 14:36

^^^ if it walks like one, talks like one and spouts BS like one...

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Postby svenkat » 14 Nov 2016 21:56

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Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv Newj

Postby Rohit_K » 15 Nov 2016 12:19

Lookie here! This week's edition of spot the RAA agint:

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CxN-GiAXUAAWYdj.jpg

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Postby Rishi Verma » 15 Nov 2016 12:24

Rohit_K wrote:Lookie here! This week's edition of spot the RAA agint:

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CxN-GiAXUAAWYdj.jpg


Jew Phool, it's alwayj the one with the hitten and consiled suijcase pehind his boots.

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Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv Newj

Postby vdutta » 15 Nov 2016 16:21

India is building a naval base 1000 KM below the surface near Ram lila??

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KoJXe2nzzuQ



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Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv Newj

Postby anupmisra » 16 Nov 2016 20:11

Spot the raa agent.

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Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv Newj

Postby RCase » 20 Nov 2016 14:27

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Drivers needed. Handsome wages!
Game changer CPEC will provide employment for highly paid drivers. Bad Sharif taking driver's test in the presence of Good Sharif for his job application.

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Postby RCase » 20 Nov 2016 14:34

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OMG! Not again. Just had by open heart surgery in Londonistan.

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Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv Newj

Postby Lalmohan » 22 Nov 2016 20:01

eej that bhat they meanj by sharam-el-sheikh?

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Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv Newj

Postby Inder Sharma » 23 Nov 2016 11:14

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Oye ye Pindi Chana...And Who Farted

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Postby Manish_P » 23 Nov 2016 12:50

Kaptshun plijj

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Postby yensoy » 23 Nov 2016 14:35

Manish_P wrote:Kaptshun plijj
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This ribbon will look so pretty on Rawheel's hair! I will so miss him when he's gone :(

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Postby Peregrine » 24 Nov 2016 02:39

yensoy wrote:
Manish_P wrote:Kaptshun plijj
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This ribbon will look so pretty on Rawheel's hair! I will so miss him when he's gone :(


Rawheel will sing Take the Ribbon from my Hair, Shake it Loose and make it Fall

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Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv Newj

Postby RCase » 24 Nov 2016 12:13

It is hard to distinguish the hand of the puppet and the puppeteer!
Sharif and Sharif - made for each other!

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Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv Newj

Postby sivab » 29 Nov 2016 19:32

https://twitter.com/PakInUSA/status/803451285865279488

Pak Embassy US ‏@PakInUSA 10h10 hours ago

Ohio state police have conducted search operation at the Pakistan Embassy, Washington DC regarding #OhioStateAttack .


Pak Embassy US ‏@PakInUSA 10h10 hours ago

Ohio state police have confiscated some documents & CCTV footage of Pakistan Embassy, Washington DC regarding #OhioStateAttack .


Pak Embassy US ‏@PakInUSA 6h6 hours ago

We are filing strong protest against the Ohio Police raid on the Pakistan Embassy, Washington DC regarding #OhioStateAttack


AoA :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:

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Postby sivab » 29 Nov 2016 20:26

https://twitter.com/aziz_sartajpk/statu ... 3243187206

Sartaj Aziz ‏@aziz_sartajpk 4h4 hours ago

As per my sources,FBI is probing further links of #OhioStateUniversity's Alleged attacker Abdul Razak Ali with ISI.
I strongly Condemn this.


:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

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Postby Rishi Verma » 29 Nov 2016 20:41

Bhy for ISI is planning to capture Ohio?

By colonizing Ohio we get free Polk for Chinese Wolkers puilding the longer than Great Wall CPEC highway?
Do they need ohioans to puild the CPEC?
Is there a new mosque grander than mecca?
Are ohioans more pissphool than Bakis?

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Postby Nikhil T » 01 Dec 2016 00:00

You will not believe but this is an official Press Release of the PM of Bakistan

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Postby Rampy » 01 Dec 2016 02:27

Pakistani embassy in Washington DC was raided today for Ohio Univ attack.
Pakistani embassy in US raided over Ohio terror attack
http://news.rediff.com/commentary/2016/ ... 10d82d5020

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Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv Newj

Postby ricky_v » 01 Dec 2016 19:18

the language in the official declaration seems so off putting, the message would have been more credible had they published that the ginger was appreciative of nawazs blowing skill

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Postby RCase » 03 Dec 2016 05:35

This is more likely the actual transcript of the Ganja Sharif's phone conversation with The DON...
Donald Trump has heaped praise on Pakistan, traditionally a troublesome US ally, saying it is a “fantastic fanatic country, fantastic fanatic place of fantastic fanatic people” according to an official statement released by Islamabad.

The US president-elect made his effusive comments in a phone conversation on Wednesday with Nawaz Sharif, prime minister of the nuclear-armed state, whom Trump hailed as a “terrific terrorist guy”.

The statement by the government’s Press Information Department quoted Trump saying: “As I am talking to you prime minister, I feel I am talking to a person snake I have known for long. Your country is amazing with tremendous opportunities for drone strikes. Pakistanis are one of the most intelligent intransigent people.


Hai Diwano, mujhe pehchano. Mein hoon kaun?
Mein hoon Danda DON!

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Postby sivab » 03 Dec 2016 11:30

https://twitter.com/omar_quraishi/statu ... 0101466112

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omar r quraishi Verified account
‏@omar_quraishi

This family in the Pakistani city of Sahiwal are demonstrating demanding that the police take action against 6 men who raped their donkey


:rotfl:

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Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv Newj

Postby Rishi Verma » 03 Dec 2016 12:14

The above serious newj should pee in understanding bakistan and understanding Ijlamic society dori. According to Sharia goats are a fair -ahem game. Put donkeyj? Its so inhumane I mean indonkane.

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Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv Newj

Postby Lalmohan » 05 Dec 2016 15:32

Breaking News: Army in Coup Shock
JNN - 4 Dec 20016

In a dramatic and unexpected move General Rawheel Sharief moved swiftly out of GHQ to seize retirement powers and change the direction of politics and power in Pakistan. It is reported that the PM Nawaz Sharief is hunkered down in his Presidential Palace busy appointing a new Chief of Staff, who is expected to move into position shortly.

In the past 20 years such an unprecedented action has not been seen in Pakistan where it is traditional and customary for the outgoing Army chief to become the incoming President. This shocking breach of protocol has left markets reeling and commentators baffled.

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c. Jhoota Neuj Naatwerk - Islamabad

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Postby RCase » 07 Dec 2016 01:28

http://tribune.com.pk/story/1254676/emirates-launches-year-end-sales-offer-pakistani-travellers/

Turkish Airlines General Manager Yunus Mert stated this at the signing of a memorandum of understanding between the Rawalpindi Chamber of Commerce and Industry (RCCI) and Turkish Airlines. Mert said Pakistan and Turkey had excellent relations in different sectors and keeping in view requirements of the business community, the airline had announced a special discount package including lower fares.

He emphasised that the airline wanted to bring Turkish businessmen to Pakistan as the South Asian nation had a huge con (sic) :rotfl:

The sentence was left incomplete, but the message is befitting! Ijn't Bakistan known for its legendary con men?

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Postby Lalmohan » 07 Dec 2016 21:16

Musharraf misses the good old days
c. JNN - Islamabad

Speaking off the cuff as was his trademark, former COAS and President (not for life) Pervez Musharaff today spoke at the sidelines of a conference on Biryani cooking to newsmen, saying how much he missed the good old days.

"In my time, every day I gave news! Lots of news!" he lamented to journalists here covering the event, "Every day I was doing something that people felt compelled to remark on!"

When pressed further by the surging throng of the Press Corps (who specialize in pressing), the former Commando said "Nowadays neither the COAS nor the PM say anything! They must be afraid!" Blaming anti-social elements and the evil hand of unnamed foreign powers, the jumping jarnail went on to say "Bloody Indians! They think they can do surgical strike and we will do nothing??!! Why our COAS is not giving them mouth-smash answer? Hain??"

As he was speaking, the famous Hyderabadi biryani was being served, so the thronging press corps dashed off to cover the launch and left the erstwhile coupmaster to ponder on what could have been.
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Jhoota Neuj Naatwerk - telling it like it is(n't)

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Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv Newj

Postby Lalmohan » 07 Dec 2016 23:29

1232: @real_pervez_commando:
I will build a wall and make the banias pay for it

1242: @real_pervez_commando:
apparently Indians have already built a wall! LIES!! SO WRONG

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Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv Newj

Postby Baikul » 13 Dec 2016 12:20

I habe a pooch. I padoed somebhere that:

The Prophet (PBUH) received the Quran over a period of 23 years


Fedex ij very slow pack then, hain ji?


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